Thor Of Asgard - Tumblr Posts
Everyone: Omg Clint, stop falling off things
I miss Thor and Loki. Someone please bring them back to me.
Bruce with out a top
Bruce with his top
Odin: You must be breaking all the girls' hearts.
Thor: *nervous gay laughter*
Thor , in space: Warriors's Log. Stardate...Thursday. Space...is really big.
This is the funniest thing I read during this quarantine.
Thor: Who would you kill out of the four of us, Steve?
Steve: Bruce, easily.
Bruce, laughing: What the fuck, man.
Steve: Well, Tony would be too easy. He’d probably be into it.
Tony, now standing in the doorway: What the fuck, man!?
Thor: I put the pun in punishment.
Ned: I put the top in unstoppable.
Peter: I put the cute in execute.
Y/N: I put the sexy in dyslexia.
MJ: I put the ass in class.
Loki: I put the D in Y/N.
thor: you know, not every problem can be solved with a dagger
loki: that’s why i carry two daggers
steve: so thor, when did you get your driver’s license?
thor: my what?
tony, in the backseat: i’m getting out of this car
frigga: what's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
loki: disgruntled, miserable, desolated—
thor: smad
thor: have you lost your temper, loki?
loki: i am going to gut you
thor: you have lost your temper
loki: why do you hate me? is it because i’m the pretty one?
thor: no, i— wait, what?
thor: can you be quiet? i’m trying to think
loki: don’t worry, doing anything for the first time can be difficult
thor: i don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of this one
loki: manslaughter it is
valkyrie: death is a certainty. all of us will die one day
thor: except for loki
loki: yeah. i die lots of days!
thor: *moves to hug loki*
loki: *steps aside*
thor: why did you move?
loki: i thought you were going to attack me
thor: i was going to hug you
loki: why would you hug me?
thor: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU
loki: mother, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly
thor from the bottom bunk: i can hear you
thor: help me, please
loki: i’ve got two words for you
thor: i bet they won’t be helpful
loki: your problem
thor: i was right
loki: you can trust me
thor: i don’t even trust the way you just said that i can trust you