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Starkid Monologue Masterpost
Hey, all! So, as I was searching for some audition material that I had been considering using for future auditions, I noticed that I’d have to type out a lot of Starkid monologues if I ever wanted to have those available. And I thought…why not share those with others? So, under the read more, you’ll find an organized list of monologues from different Starkid shows, complete with credits to the writers so that you’re golden for your auditions! Don’t hesitate to reblog, share it amongst the nerds! And if anybody else has typed out monologues, feel free to shoot me a message and I’ll add it to the list, along with a note saying who transcribed it!
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You: I never understand why you always have such sad eyes.
Me: Not everyone’s life is filled with daisies and butterflies.
You: Well, then, what's your life really like? Me: You really want to know? You:'Blankly stare from across the table' Me: I space out half the day and the other half I spend sleeping. Because I find it so fucking exhausting having to deal with being called names or being so called “annoying” day after day by the people who are supposed to love you unconditionally. And I’m not someone who likes to burden others, so I keep it all inside. I know it shows through my eyes. And the only thing I have to grasp on to day after day, is the hope that maybe, someday, I'll do something that matters...and that just might matter to someone else. That's what my life is like. So, yeah, I'm fucking sad. -E.S.
Fri, Nov. 4th / 2022 2:19a.m. @sunkissed-summerdaze
Yuu: Happy Christmas bitches!
Yuu: Now, I can't give any of ya'll shit 'cause I be broke.
Yuu: For that I'm sorry. But I sure as HELL expect presents.
Yuu: Now I'm gonna go and hang with Tsunataro while you all freak out about how you didn't get me anything but, at like, the end of the day you somehow get me something and I'm gonna have to act like it's the best present in the world while knowing some of ya'll didn't do nothin while the rich ones get me something that's expensive, or just plain money in Leona's case. Don't worry about it though Ruggie, we broke besties.
Yuu: Shit. I went on a whole monolouge.
Merry Christmas ya'll, and happy birthday to Karma.