Murder Drones Shitpost - Tumblr Posts
N has every right to be a villian 💀
He’s at his wit’s end
OooooOOooo solver smg3
solver smg3 and smg4 little sky trip
What's wrong smg4?
(ik that saiko thing looks ugly)
solver smg3 little snack
Some doodles I've made during my classes
That one creature is an creation of @coralalala64
v in that red dress (episode 3!)
does this count ?
for a moment I thought she killed Cyn but she was just hiding
I LEFT FOR 5 MINUTES!!
WTF UZI?!?!?
this would be fun to take up styling again... on top of also fixing drones... once I get used to walking around again.
Murder Drones Shitpost Doodle - Salon de Tessa
Nothing to see here, just kid Tessa cutting and styling a wig for her newest butler. Don't ask where she gets the hair, let's just say whoever last had it wasn't needing it.
Kid Tessa: *using scissors to cut N's hair, also holding a comb* Hold still, N! Or I'll have to start all over! (she had cut her own hair for a wig for J)
N: HAHAHA! But it TICKLES! TESSA! HAHAHA!
Box reads "Dead people hair, DON'T TOUCH"
There's a bottle of bleach and a glue gun on the floor.
Tessa stands on a stepstool behind N who is sitting on a round ottoman style chair
YES SHE STOLE HER MOM'S SEWING SCISSORS
I know this is a joke post but this is sort of how things went, not going to lie, it was kind of fun to steal my mum's sewing scissors, and the mortified look on her face was priceless!
Murder Drones Incorrect Scenarios:
Louisa: TESSA JAMES ELLIOTT, WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HAIR?
Kid Tessa: *hides sewing scissors, her hair is a very uneven bob* I needed to make a wig for J.
Louisa: I forbid you from cutting your own hair ever again!
Kid Tessa: But, my butler N needs a wig too.
Louisa: WELL USE SOMETHING ELSE! I CAN'T HAVE A BALD DAUGHTER!
-Later-
Kid Tessa: Hey N, want to go to Statue World (bluey reference to graveyard)
N: *laughs* I like doing anything!
Kid Tessa: *grabs a shovel and the sewing scissors again* and then after I'll make you a nice pretty wig! I'm thinking something curly!
N: Yay!
Trevor Gaylord - Moustache Mayhem
The problem with being a drone is that facial hair tends to pop off. And I don't mean as a fashion trend. Poor J's boyfriend
@worldslastredemption
-gigglesnort- oh no! Jaybird! XD
New Murder Drones Meme
My first Makeover Party
thanks to @nate-doorman-elliot and Uzi. It was a lot of fun, and now we know what Nate looks like with his hair straightened out! Special thanks to Uzi for doing painting Nate's claws and putting in hair chalk on him. It turned out cute
Want...
Murder Drones - How to Extend Brushie Time starring @xxrobotessaxx
J: So you're sure that you didn't change your wig for brushing time, Princess? RoboTessa: M-maybe I did, Jaybird. J: This is going to take an hour now. RoboTessa: Yay <3! Thank you! J <3 J: You're so lucky that I love you, Tessa <3
(J Thinks that it is so cute, she doesn't mind at all)
OOH A BLANK ONE!
HEHEHEHE here's a blank one!
I keep thinking of these stupid sillies
As
A ship (crackship possibly)
I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE 😭⁉️
