My Life Is A Joke - Tumblr Posts
My life is a joke pt.next !
I was showing my "mum" ENHYPEN'S concept photos for the comeback and I was fangirling over them... nothing new.
Then I decided to go to the bathroom before leaving house and I don't know if I was running or not but I slipped and landed on the floor. I bursted into laughter and I wasn't able to stop for like 2 minutes.
And that reminded me of Sunghoon and his slip during EN-o'clock Taekwondo lesson.
Well.... like bias like stan, right ?
Hah.....I just had a talk (not on purpose) with my "parents" about being hit and my "mum" don't remember any of the situations....
What the fuck "mum" ? You were there at least once
Twitter is banned in my country but I still get notifications about "posts I might like" or smth
It kinda feels like I'm hearing voices from a distant plane, but instead of sages giving me cryptic messages or advice, it's a bunch of transfem puppy girls saying horny stuff
i find a field of rabbits, i turn to the demon beside me and go "man this place sure is hoppin". i am banned from the macdonals
(My bestfriend took me out for breakfast)
Bestie: (while cooking) How do you like your eggs?
Me: In both of my hands
Bestie: What?
Me: Wha-- 👁💧👄💧👁
Lmao my life is a joke
Why do I feel like everytime I try to do something nobody gives a shit but if any other humanbeing tries to do that it goes viral :`)
