Obey Me Shitpost - Tumblr Posts - Page 2
Ok, but HOW is it that I never got Mammon and Solomon confused, but it was always Levi and Belphie who I got confused 😭😭
Ik they look different, but I was new and CONFUSED as hell 🥲
Another “If ‘obey me’ was a TV show” bloopers:
*Female MC just cause I’m a girl so from my perspective they’re a girl*
*MC talking with Solomon*
MC: “Look, Mammon- you’re not Mammon.”
*Mammon bust out laughing off camera.*
Solomon: *chuckling slightly* “I know we kind of look alike, but still.”
MC: “I’m sorry! Apparently he’s on my mind right now.”
Mammon: “As I should be.”
MC: *rolls her eyes.* “you’re just that hot.”
Mammon: “Exactly.”
Asmo: “I feel betrayed.”
*everyone bust out laughing*
Same Asmo.. same... Treat yourself right tho, you're killing me here 😤
Beelzebub: Wanna come to Hell's Kitchen with me? Asmodeus: I would, but I have to get on the treadmill. I majorly pigged out on a doughnut. (sighs) If only they had candy flavoured salad, or something.
So I'm not sure if it's the same with other pp, but I panic when a NEW problem comes my way, and I technically have a mental breakdown when I don't know what's gonna happen, and the effects the new problem could bring me, which does lead me to overreact. So now I'm just wondering how the brothers would react to an overreacting MC who doesn't know about something, cause they never had dealt with it before (they don't know how to deal with the problem either lmao).
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MC: Thanks for the allergy pill, Mammon.
Mammon: Heh, you always got your first to rely on.
MC: ..! ...uh oh..
The brothers: 👁️👄👁️
Beel: That didn't sound good...
Mammon: WHAT DO YOU MEAN UH OH?!
MC: I might've chewed the pill by accident...
Lucifer: *Tries to stay calm* What do you mean you chewed the pill by accident?!
MC: I DON'T KNOW! INSTINCT?!
Levi: Are you feeling ok?!
MC: I DON'T KNOW!! My mouth feels bitter, am I foaming?!
Satan: Someone call Solomon!!
Asmo: I'll do it!!
Mammon: Don't worry! I'll carry you to a hospital!
Belphie: What the fuck are the demons gonna do, bitch?!!
Mammon: I'm trying here, don't start calling your big brother names now!
*The brothers fighting in the background*
MC: *Starts having a mental breakdown*