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om handwriting headcanons
(the rest of them this time)
Part 1 :33
Diavolo: wanted it to look neater, but eh
Barbartos: look he's a butler he doesn't have time to make his handwriting all that neat
Luke: I had my little sister write this
Simeon: is it obvious I don't know what to write here anymore
Soomon: go girl. Give us messy
Barbatos after hearing things about koalas from DevilTube. (Crack)
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Beel : Belphie clings onto me like a koala-
Barbatos : He is so stupid that he believes you are a tree.
Belphie : Are you still mad I ate your cake?!
Barbatos : *smiles*
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Lucifer : Mammon, you are the MOST stupid demon!
Barbatos : Actually, it has come to my knowledge that Mammon is quite smart compared to a certain creature– a koala.
Mammon : Eh?! A koala?! Those cute gray furballs that live in trees and eat leaves?!
Lucifer : Not now, Barbatos.
Barbatos : *intensely* Listen to what I have to say Lucifer. I've learned new things about those species.
Lucifer : *shook by Barbatos‘ tone*
Mammon : *gawks at Barbatos*
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Barbatos : To be completely honest, Leviathan drinking all of these so called "energy" drinks which actually do not give him any energy is like koalas eating eucalyptus.
Levi : What's up with you comparing everything to koalas, Barbatos!? I'm getting scared!
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Barbatos : Belphegor sleeping just to have energy is just like a koala.
Belphegor : You– when will you stop comparing everything to koalas?!
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Barbatos : Today I have learned a fun fact that koalas in captivity may have intimacy as lesbians and have intimate activities up to a group of five while rejecting the males. it reminded me of you, whenever you're in captivity you're like a lesbian that rejects all men.
Asmo : How am I supposed to feel about this?!
Asmo :
Asmo : Barbatos stop it! The group of five sounds fun but no more facts about koalas!
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Barbatos : Belphegor has the brain of a koala, he would sleep outside while it's raining and not even process what's happening.
Belphie : I'm sorry about the cake?!
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Barbatos : The koala facts I've learned from DevilTube are good enough to irritated everyone on my blacklist. *Pours tea*
Diavolo : *shook* I didn't know you had a blacklist Barbatos
This has been in my drafts for a while 💀
Craaazyyy