Pagan Prayer - Tumblr Posts
sometimes I talk to the universe, or to plants, or to myself. And it's mega embarrassing because what if somebody sees me look at a plant growing out of some concrete and go
"Wow! look at you! good job! that was probably super difficult but you did it, i'm proud of you little plant." or i'll be looking for something and I won't be able to find it, but then when I complete a chore it's suddenly just on the table or right behind me in plain sight where I've definitely checked before and i'll go "Oh, is this for doing my chore? are you (the universe) rewarding me for being responsible? Thank you, I get the lesson, I'll try to do chores more often." bcs like cmon that's my mom (the universe / mother nature / whatever you wanna call everything around us) And I want to do it more often, it's like praying I think, but it's SO embarrassing. depending on who i'm around I probably wouldn't be in any danger or anything but also I don't think very many people would understand. but also, how could I tell the universe I'm ashamed of her? just because not many would understand? that's it? idk man i'm rambling
Prayer to Perun, the Slavic god of Thunder, storms, war and justice
Written by jezzzebel
Perun, the great punisher of injustice, the one who protected us for centuries, our Zaštitnik, our Gromovnik. Please help me, your loyal follower, when i need it. As you have protected my ancestors in battles against their enemies, protect me from all evil, Perun of the Oak. Punish those who break oaths with me, for you have always been fond of justice and keeping promises. Gromovnik, King of the gods, thank you for being there for me.
Glory to Perun!
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PLEASE MOTHER EARTH LET THIS HAPPEN IT WOULD BE SO FUCKING HILARIOUS. Let no bad ember stick to me for this horrible wish but you must understand I NEED this. Hundreds of thousands are counting on this to happen. In earth, air, fire, water; to the elements of life, in your name I envoke, rest and grant.
(I'm never religious on here. This goes to show how bad I want this for fuckin happen lmao)
(Also #funnywiccashit is my tag for anything Wicca mentioned in any of my posts for future ref.)
It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.
Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real
There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations
Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that
The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.
There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)
The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.
Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.
Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.
I wrote this in Turkish but I'll try to translate. Here's the original:
Ey Güler Yüzlü Afrodit!
Ey güzellik ve aşk Tanrıçası!
Günümü ve gecemi güzelleştirdiğin
Kendimi sevmeme yardım ettiğin için çok teşekkür ederim
Pozitif enerjini,
Sevgini üzerimde hissetmeyi,
Bana verdiğin hislerle dolup taşmayı seviyorum
Ey güzel Tanrıça!
Lütfen bana rehberlik et
Kendimi sevmeme yardım et
Beni nazik, zeki, içinden güzel insanlarla karşılaştır
Beni gerçek arkadaşlarla tanıştır
Mükemmel sevgi ve güvenle sana sığınıyorum
Herşey için teşekkür ederim 💘🕊️
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English translation: (please change it into a way that makes sense in English if necessary)
O Smileful Aphrodite!
O Goddess of beauty and love!
Thank you so much for making my day and night
And for helping me love myself
I love your positive energy,
Feeling your love upon me
And overflowing with the feelings you give me
O beautiful Goddess!
Please guide me,
Help me love myself,
Make me come across people who are kind, smart and beautiful on the inside,
Make me come across real friends,
I ask you with perfect love and perfect trust
Thanks for everything 💘🕊️
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I have to note that "make me come across good people" is something people where I live use a lot. I don't know if it's a Turkish thing or a Muslim thing. I'm guessing Turkish. I think perfect love and perfect trust might be a Wiccan thing but I'm not so sure. It just fits the prayer well and it's for my personal use.
Does anyone have any prayers to Aphrodite which isn’t asking for anything and it just to show appreciation and worship?
Turkish adaptation:
Nazik Afrodit, senin ilahi varlığını çağırıyorum!
Değer verdiklerimizin kutlu koruyucusu,
Sevdiklerime göz kulak ol,
Kalplerini acı ve kederden koru,
Onları gündüz gece güvende tut.
Senin kutlu varlığında huzur bulsunlar!
Afrodit, en gerçek sevgilerin Tanrıça'sı,
Sevdiklerimi sana emanet ediyorum.
Lütfen nerede olursa olsunlar onları güvende tut!
Aphrodite; Prayer Protection For Loved Ones
Gentle Aphrodite, I envoke your Devine presence.
Blessed guardian of those we hold dear,
Watch over my loved ones,
Protect their hearts from sorrow and pain.
Shield them from harm,
guide them safely through each day and night.
In your divine care, May they find peace.
Aphrodite, goddess of love so true,
I entrust you with the protection of my loved ones.
Keep them safe wherever they may be.
I was wondering about this because I dont know where i stand (?) on it so i'd be curious as to what yall do