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YES YES YES SAMEEEEEEEEE

i created this meme to explain the “loganpool/peanutbub shipping extended universe” (or the “comics like to make them have fuckass tension with anyone they look at” theorem) because my multishipper brain is going crazy right now

in my mind, it goes something like this (and i know i have left at least two out):

When they don't just match freaks but also trauma

I need more Origins! Poolverine. For my sanity

Can we talk about Russel??? Cause I miss him, my traumatized son. So does Deadpool. Give him his son back. Gimme my Pacific Islander rep back. Russel my beloved 🥹

Some headcanons for Russel and the peanutbub + Cable (I haven't forgotten about him either) family :} cause I'm feeling familial and somewhat wholesome

Someone please write a fic about them

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Logan, Wade, and Cable share custody of Russel. If that child can get attached to Juggernaut, he can certainly bond with Logan and Cable. Cable after some explaining and (a lot of) therapy.

Russel is the s'more master

Given his propensity to burn things, especially after nightmares, the adults elected Russel stay at the X-mansion. Cable still has to deal with his trauma while Logan and Wade want him to bond with Laura. And also don't want to risk Al's life.

Russel starts off sort of scared of the X-mansion, thinking it'll turn out like the orphanage, but eventually loves it.

The kids at the mansion help him embrace his power, making him the s'more master he was born to be. He also helps with the grill. He loves it cause it makes him realize his power doesn't have to be dangerous.

Russel is like a weighted heat blanket. Only his closest friends get the privilege.

Russel is apprehensive about sparring, so Laura volunteers. It does take a while, but much like Logan with Wade, he gets used to someone being able to take what he gives.

Shsh the brainrot is badd

I used Iscreen for the lock screen and widgets :}

I was going to make a skit, but I cannot act seriously so here:

I love the idea of D&W Logan being the same Logan from Origins. With that, I think there's a part of him that blames himself for the rest of the team being killed or tortured when he finds out what Victor and Stryker did.

If he dealt with Victor's rage before Stryker even came into the picture, Stryker wouldn't have a weapon. If Logan declined the general's offer, he wouldn't have left the team and Victor wouldn't have felt abandoned. He should've dealt with Victor. He wouldn't have killed John while he helped him. The team may not have been his family like the X-men, but they didn't deserve what came to them (except maybe Zero).

When Logan sees Wade prime, he probably vaguely recognized him. There was just something about the man in red that was familiar. His mannerisms, his jabbering. Because the TVA most likely erased his memory of what DP did in DP2, it takes awhile to pin this recognition.

They make me sick 😭 god I love them. Ignore the previous bits.

Logan with a southern accent

These spot the difference games are getting harder

and they were cowboys…

I just know Cavillrine's Wade calls him his superman

BTW GoslingPool isn't my idea! Got it from this great fic

I hope this inspires more Gospool stuff :}

Thought this was funny sjsj

"hey you're that singer no one listens to..."

"hey you're that asshole no one likes..."

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"shut the fuck up..."

"*s(creaming) inside* oh my god..."

idk y'all they're kinda tethered

(aka me gushing over peanutbub/dinahharls)

here's some of the moments during my rewatch of deadpool & wolverine that were gold for my dad (an x-men/blade/ryan reynolds fan)'s first viewing:

- bye bye dance (dk if he knew that wasn't ryan dancing)

- the happy hogan chauffeur joke

- dopinder's airpods "joke?" "story?"

- yukio like.. pursed her lips up at one point? and my dad thought it was funny so he mimicked her

- he also just loved the wade/yukio moments

- the different code words for cocaine al and wade used (also the delivery of ryan saying "motherfucker" got him for some reason)

- the pegging/hookers joke

- seeing the different wolverines

- THE THOR JOKE (every mention got him)

- "get my country's name out your fucking mouth"

- "haha! not the will smith reference."

- me: *didn't even clock the reference my first time watching the movie*

- the captain america/johnny storm misdirect

- johnny falls

- every hit is followed by my dad being like "ohh. oh. oh. OHHHHH!! damn."

- "i'm marvel jesus. mj if you nasty."

- my dude started CACKLING at that

- idk if my dad remembers all of the xmen series because he didn't recognize toad that much. he did recognize sabertooth tho.

- sees antman skeleton lair

- "yooooo that's dope though!!"

- every drunken logan scene was a blast for him

- his disgusted reaction to nicepool's hair

- his equally disgusted reaction to mary puppins (he liked her tho)

- his even more disgusted reaction wade making out basically with mary puppins (+ immediately sung lady in red tho)

- the honda odyssey scene (idk if he understood the implications. mind y'all he was half asleep)

- "coexist?" he said

- that was his only reaction

- "is that carmen electra" - my dad seeing elektra for the first time (he did see the movie years ago)

- i think he missed the daredevil joke because he was busy laughing at another one

- "ohhhh blade!!!!"

- "you need to watch blade" "I'M WORKING ON IT DAD!!"

- laughed at the "i don't like you." "you never did." joke (blade: trinity is his favorite blade movie for those who don't know or ya know, couldn't tell)

- "ohhhh gambit!"

- "is that...IS THAT REALLY CHANNING TATUM???" (all of the flashbacks of us arguing about channing being gambit coming to the forefront of his mind)

- still isn't sold on it. thinks he's too buff. love the buttery nuts line he said tho

- sees laura

- me giving him a refresher on who that is

- dad: "ohhhh, she's older now!!!"

- laura and wade saying "let's fucking go"

- my dad "hey, did they just copy what logan said earlier?"

- campfire scene

- "you got the wrong guy."

- "you were always the wrong guy"

- dad laughs "yeah dad, you suck."

- dad enjoying wesley snipes as blade

- "there's only one blade"

- "deadpool looks at the camera (referencing blade's reboot coming soon-ish)"

- me and dad "technically he's right."

- dad: "well they're still working on the movie"

- me: "yeah but they went through five directors already"

- dad: "you right. you right."

- blade: *gets stabbed once*

- dad: "ohhhh"

- me: "it was one stab... he's fine."

- me: *forgot why laura had her backpack on* "she could just take the backpack off"

- dad: "she just like you" (after getting home from class i tend to leave it on)

- me: "heyyy"

- dad: "sings the dora "backpack" theme song

- cassandra making a sling ring portal and giving the boys a five second chance to go back to their world

- dad: "you know what would be fuc-messed up? if she closed the portal and they just died."

- "ngl i thought that's what they were gonna do."

- cassandra nova touching people

- me: "imagine having some chick's dirty long fingers inside your head and nose"

- my dad "THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!"

- laughed at kidpool's wolverine's dick line

- confused at the beheaded zombie wade wilson

- *lightskinned stare fourth wall break* "the proposal"

- "what the fuck was that? bitch, is that what you think i do?"

- dad: LAUGHS (i think he just likes when ryan cusses. he laughed every time he did. but also my dad just really loves ryan reynolds. they have the same humor. tbh the delivery was really good though)

- laughs at nicepools death (i don't blame him)

- logan: *puts on mask*

- dad: "oh he's going old school"

- paradox explaining matter and anti-matter going through someone's body

- my dad, the science fanatic "yup. you gonna explode."

- me: "i know scene just got you excited because they speaking your language."

- "it did."

- madonna's like a prayer plays

- my dad, a madonna fanatic, immediately starts singing

- "he's risen baby girl."

- dad: laughs

- me: sings along to iris

- "put your greasy tits away you preening slut"

- dad: laughs HARDER

- mary puppins comes back

- dad: "ofc"

- mid credits tribute to fox

- "is this the last one?"

- "no it's a tribute to fox. remember disney bought it. wade explained it in the movie."

- "RIIIIIIGHTTT!"

- *sees little dafne*

- "she was so little!"

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before y'all say anything. no he didn't seen the end credit scene but he did enjoy the whole movie though!!!

this is all the reactions i can remember. i remember him also cackling reall hard at a joke but i don't remember what it was at all to save my life (i think it was when wade said "the gays understood" when they were talking about the multiverse. he also clocked the scoutmaster kevin joke and went like "ohhhhhh damn."

you get to see it before instagram does.

this is my favorite ship edit i have ever made in the history of editing.

One day later:

The evolution of Wade's thought process before and after meeting his Logan

found this alternate cover art on google and it’s making me feel things… the height difference, the way wade casually pulls the shade down… they’re getting FREAKYYY fs

credits to todd nauck 🙏 legend

Bad, bad Kitty! That's your soulmate!

I think we should change the ship name to peanutbubba///peanutbub it's...uh cuter and I'm cool 🎣🍁