Phillip - Tumblr Posts
FUC-
Me: *listening to music, hasn't listened to Hamilton in a while*
Spotify: *plays Stay Alive - Reprise*
Me: oh! I forgot about this song :3 ..
Spotify: WHERE'S MY SON-
Me: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO STOP NO STOP STOP ST-STOP
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“It certainly wasn’t meant to skirt anything, but it wasn’t driven by COVID in particular. It was just kind of the way the scene was written. It’s the delight of connecting up that moment, when you come back to it halfway through, with the moment from the beginning was kind of the idea of it. I felt like having Blanc be gay and have a partner just felt like a very natural thing coming out of the first movie. I feel like in general, if you think about Poirot, for example, getting glimpses of the detective’s life outside of the scope of the case is interesting. But I don’t know that I can ever see the movies being more about that. The whole thing is kind of about the mystery itself.”
— Rian Johnson on why Benoit Blanc doesn’t appear onscreen with his lover in Glass Onion
![#worlds Gayest Detective](https://64.media.tumblr.com/2d2c876e14821cf94062601419ec0f71/d5d560696e7bf027-fa/s500x750/44432f143909daeb4792686c5c6eedee93a78d06.gif)
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#world’s gayest detective
![Benoit and Phillip as young adults. Phillip, wearing a white shirt with a tie and an open waistcoat, is sitting on the floor. He is looking slightly down left. His head is resting against the legs of Benoit, who is sitting behind him in an armchair. Benoit is wearing casual beige pants, a white shirt and some dark blue cardigan. He is looking slightly up. His hand is gently resting on Phillip’s head.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/b4f5bdf7615117c4a9d9ea1d28431403/aab8c493478541dd-50/s500x750/6c21d0e9b95a86b72ce5aa8b2d81fbf24d58ec8e.png)
![Benoit and Phillip as young adults again. They are standing outside, facing each other in front of some stairs. Both are wearing clothes with muted colors. Benoit's sweater has brown stripes on it, and he has put his hand in his pocket. His one leg is slightly slid between Phillip's legs. Phillip, wearing a grey sweater, is gently holding onto Benoit's sweater with both hands. He is looking into his eyes.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/7188dcfc281c4725a42c452756a70028/aab8c493478541dd-2f/s540x810/2bfa2f94e661a3608b870190da63670ead6072ce.png)
It has come to my attention that there aren't many manips with Benoit/Phillip as young adults out there, soo ... I did that instead of being otherwise productive!
I know these are not perfect, but I think the idea of them meeting at a young age and being in love ever since is very cute. <3
Sources: (x), (x), (x)
we dont know anything about Benoit Blanc's husband except that hes called Philip but i want him to be a retired jewel thief who Benoit met during a case after he was hired to locate some stolen diamonds and Philip was posing as a gardener and Benoit kept asking him increasingly complicated questions about gardening so Philip thought he was onto him but really Benoit just thought he was hot and asked Philip out but the entire time Philip was like this is some kind of gambit so kept getting weirder and weirder until Benoit was like what is up with you so Philip confessed the whole thing and Benoit was like oh shit. but the guy he robbed was a total asshole so Benoit was like whatever it's fine so they started dating and the diamonds ended up paying for their apartment
![First Meeting Where Blanc And Phillip Sneak Away From A Party](https://64.media.tumblr.com/78df856f2300582cf242a50ef3a7706f/91308a343ecf6b1b-26/s500x750/6295301309f652c4a7ec23d38a8449b8d5cc485e.png)
first meeting where blanc and phillip sneak away from a party
Very funny to me Benoit Blanc seems to be just… happily married.
None of that Sherlock “his intellect distances from everyone you’ll never understand”
Not even the Poirot“ah non, je suis un confirmed bachelor, no relationships for me”
Just a nice smart guy who solves mysteries, fucks rich people up and goes home to his husband and fresh baked sourdough
Because @sherlock-is-ace suggested it in this post
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You're welcome, everyone.
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After The Owl House finale a lot of us were left wanting more. Especially the Wittebane Brothers Fandom who grew attached to to a goop monster, his barely animated brother, and an implied Clawthorne with no face reveal.
Now a bunch of artists, animators, writers, voice actors and editors are making a fan episode focusing on their backstory!
If you want to keep up with the project or potentially help make this happen you can join our discord here!
We have no release timeline but will post updates and some production art here!
Also feel free to help us spread the word but please do not @ people you don't personally know about this project.
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YES!!!!!!!! That would be perfect!
I’m sorry, but if at the end of Bridgerton S3 doesn’t have Pen and Colin hosting a masquerade ball and Benedict dancing with a woman in silver and her running away at the end of the episode and her butler/maid friend asks her; “Everything alright, Miss Beckett?” and then the episode cuts to black. I. Will. Riot.
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How am I supposed to enjoy the Dungeons & Dragons movie when all I'm going to be thinking when I see Hugh Grant on screen being the bad guy (?) is, "Oh dip, Benoit Blanc's husband is in this."