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Carth: How did you come up with the idea to send Bastila to Malak???
Amnesiac Revan: Ahhhh... Finally, we can relax for a couple of days without any Bastila's lectures! Calm down! He'll send her back.
Carth: What the heck are you talking about???
Amnesiac Revan: She'll definitely tell him about the dangers of the Dark Side and also explain that he's an impulsive, emotional, cruel, wicked villain who's out of control and his mind as well.
Carth: ...
Amnesiac Revan: I'm sure she'll keep saying that as often as possible... After that she'll inform him about the true Jedi way...
Carth: ...
Amnesiac Revan: But we won't agree to get her back until he capitulates and gives us the actual information on the Star Forge's location!
Carth: ...
Amnesiac Revan: This is my cunning plan!
Carth: Probably, it would be better if I'd abandoned the Endar Spire without you...
Bastila: I know Mission cheated at Pazaak! At the Anchorhead Cantina! You know how dangerous it is! What's more, then she stole money from the store! For Force's sake, what are you teaching her???
Amnesiac Revan: Actually, it was she who was teaching me how to cheat at Pazaak and steal money from a store... when you burst into that one and interrupted the educational process!
Bastila: What’s your problem with the Jedi Council?
Amnesiac Revan: They don’t let me miss them. Neither do you…
Revan on the Leviathan: Falling in love with me was absolutely your biggest mistake...
Carth: Are you talking to me right now???
Bastila: Or to me?
Revan *about the dark jedi on the way*: They might be other old friends...
Jolee: Too bad it seems you don't have any old friends that don't want to kill you.
Revan: Hmmmm... old friends that don't want to kill me...
HK-47: Commentary: Too good you have so many old friends that we can kill together, master!
Master Zez-Kai Ell *giving a speech in front of padawans and knights*: ...so you all, living in this temple, are brothers and sisters...
The Exile *glancing at Revan and Malak beside him and whispering*: So... some of us have incestuous relationships then.
Revan: Bastard!
In the Jedi Temple on Coruscant:
Knight Malak aka Alek to knight Revan: The most important thing is that you mustn't die of tiredness while reading your datapad during another night... Otherwise, I'll have to explain masters that it isn't my fault... or my cunning plan to get rid of you...
P.S. You can see them getting along well before the Mandalorian Wars!:D
Bastila: I believe, I must confess... Honestly, that wasn't me who killed Darth Revan, and I don't think I'll be able to defeat Darth Malak all by myself...
Amnesiac Revan: I know!
Bastila: Know? But... How?
Amnesiac Revan: You couldn't beat a newcomer who had started Jedi trainings only a couple of months before! How can we even talk about the Sith Lords?
conspiracy theorists be like “OMG ALIENS WERE HERE “
The evidence:
It's sad to say I know exactly what this means. 😆 🤣
Be warned, boys! Don't talk the talk if you can't walk the walk!
