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last updated: 10/18/2022

Series:

Bam Margera

Call It Fate: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Final Part

One Shots:

Ryan Dunn

More than you’ll ever know

Golf Course Shenanigans

Perfect Match

Steve-o 

About time

Chris Raab

*Road trip

Two Idiots

Picnic Date

Stuck With Me

Best Friends

Behind the scenes

Pretending

Bam Margera

Need to Change

Johnny Knoxville

Cold Feet

Dico

Cky gets jobs

Headcannons:

Mornings With Steve-o

Watching Twilight

Updated Masterlist

* = smut

Newest Fic

Requests open

last updated: 10/18/2022

Series:

Bam Margera

Call It Fate: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Final Part

One Shots:

Ryan Dunn

More than you’ll ever know

Golf Course Shenanigans

Perfect Match

Steve-o 

About time

Chris Raab

*Road trip

Two Idiots

Picnic Date

Stuck With Me

Best Friends

Behind the scenes

Pretending

Bam Margera

Need to Change

Johnny Knoxville

Cold Feet

Dico

Cky gets jobs

Headcannons:

Mornings With Steve-o

Watching Twilight

Stuck With Me

Gn reader x Raab

Summary: Being stuck with Raab also means being stuck with Vito

Warnings: Swearing, drinking, Vito

Being apart of Viva La Bam meant a lot of things. Number one what Bam says goes, for the most part. Bam has a lot of say in what goes on in his show, which is to be expected. Sometimes the producers change his ideas and make them crazier than they were before and sometimes they dial it back a bit but they mostly stay the same. Number two expect to be pranked. Bam wouldn’t be Bam without him pranking anyone at least twice a day. Unless anyone pranks him back they’re harmless and really funny. The last thing it meant was hanging out with the CKY crew. This was bittersweet because Ryan was a sweetheart but Raab and Dico were the most chaotic goofballs Y/n has ever met. They didn’t despise either of them but they absolutely wouldn’t choose to hang around them for very long. 

Most of the time Y/n was paired up with Ryan and occasionally Dico, but sometimes when Bam was annoyed with them or wanted be funny, he’d pair them up with Raab. Who just so happens to always be around Vito. The glare they gave Bam whenever he announced who was grouped with who made him laugh. Every. Single. Time.

The last time he paired Y/n, Raab, and Vito up was in Brazil and that ended in an angry but waxed Vito. The entire trip in Brazil consisted of him yelling and saying incoherent sentences, driving Y/n insane. Raab was just as annoyed so they started plotting something for him. It was only fair they had a little fun with him. They couldn’t agree on a single thing to do to Vito, arguing the entire time until Bam told them what they’d do.

There was also the time during Mall of Bam where everyone had to sleep in the same mattress place as Vito. Y/n and Raab wanted to sleep on the same bed but didnt want to sleep together so they started hitting each other with the pillows on the beds and wrestling for it. “This is my bed, I called dibs Raab!”

“I called dibs first!” He swung the pillow hitting them in the face.

“Thats enough! Chris you get this side. Y/n you get this side” April said putting pillows in the middle of the bed. The two grumbled and laid down on their sides. Vito started yelling and saying something about how the two always fight and should make out. This made them grab the pillows are start throwing them at him. After that they laid down on the bed without a divider, which would still be up if Vito didnt keep all of the pillows thrown at him.

Now they sat watching Bam slide down into the pool trying to cool down from the heat. It didn’t take long before April came out and was already trying to get rid of everyone. This gave Bam the genius idea to go rafting on the river to a swimsuit competition. Everyone agreed and they started building their rafts.

At first Y/n was supposed to go on the same float as Ryan but to no surprise Bam changed the plans and put them with Vito and Raab.

On the hot dog, Y/n sat there reading a magazine while Raab did all the work. “Y’know you could help row too.” He scoffed.

They turned their gaze from the magazine and over at Raab. “I’d rather not.”

This made him annoyed and throw the magazine in the water. The two started to argue, which ended in both of them in the water. They got back into the boat and both rowed. Ryan laughed from behind them. Bam was used to their antics and ignored them most of the time.

Bam’s whole point was that they could make it there in two days using the river. It didn’t take long before he got a call from Phil explaining the river they were on didn’t connect. This made him come up with a plan to get Vito drunk so they can go on the right path without him knowing so Bam could win.

Vito just drank and drank the whole rest of the day until he passed out. This is when Bam moved him to their little camp to get them onto the right path in the morning.

When Y/n woke up, they were on the water again. Vito immediately started yelling accusing them of drinking his beers. “No one took your beers!”

“Y/n go climb that tree with Novak” Bam said and pointed to Novak swimming over to the tree. Y/n jumped in and went over to where he was. In the tree he started making noise and jumping on the branch. Y/n just swung from the rope attached to it and went into the water.

Vito wanted to get there as soon as possible and complained every time any of them did something apart from rowing. Bam found it completely amusing, which made him do it even more.

After a while it was finally quiet. Too quiet for Vito to be around. Bam looked around and noticed his uncle was gone. No one had seen him or where he went. So Bam decided to actually hurry up and make it there as soon as possible without sidetracking.

But leave it to Bam to miss where they were supposed to go and end up in the ocean. Thankfully April was worried sick the moment they lost contact with Bam and had a boat on the way to rescue them.

They all made it to the competition and surprisingly Vito was there with models all over him. This made Bam start plotting against him for leaving. Him and Glomb tie an anchor around him and Bam announces that the party will continue at his place.

Back at Bam’s Y/n sat right next to Raab watching the others. “Y’know it isn’t so bad being in the same group as you for Bam’s schemes”

They looked over at him and smiled, “Yeah I guess i’ll always be partnered with you. Maybe I should get used to it.”

He laughed but not his usual loud obnoxious laugh. It was like he was shy. “Guess you’re stuck with me.”

“I guess I am” His eyes avoided theirs. Until they placed a finger on his cheek and turned his head to face them. They both smiled. “This is the part where you ask if you can kiss me”

He smiled and licked his lips, “Can I kiss you?”

They nodded and Raab wasted no time placed his lips onto theirs.

“God, I wanted to do that for so long”

Stuck With Me

Gn reader x Raab

Summary: Being stuck with Raab also means being stuck with Vito

Warnings: Swearing, drinking, Vito

Being apart of Viva La Bam meant a lot of things. Number one what Bam says goes, for the most part. Bam has a lot of say in what goes on in his show, which is to be expected. Sometimes the producers change his ideas and make them crazier than they were before and sometimes they dial it back a bit but they mostly stay the same. Number two expect to be pranked. Bam wouldn’t be Bam without him pranking anyone at least twice a day. Unless anyone pranks him back they’re harmless and really funny. The last thing it meant was hanging out with the CKY crew. This was bittersweet because Ryan was a sweetheart but Raab and Dico were the most chaotic goofballs Y/n has ever met. They didn’t despise either of them but they absolutely wouldn’t choose to hang around them for very long. 

Most of the time Y/n was paired up with Ryan and occasionally Dico, but sometimes when Bam was annoyed with them or wanted be funny, he’d pair them up with Raab. Who just so happens to always be around Vito. The glare they gave Bam whenever he announced who was grouped with who made him laugh. Every. Single. Time.

The last time he paired Y/n, Raab, and Vito up was in Brazil and that ended in an angry but waxed Vito. The entire trip in Brazil consisted of him yelling and saying incoherent sentences, driving Y/n insane. Raab was just as annoyed so they started plotting something for him. It was only fair they had a little fun with him. They couldn’t agree on a single thing to do to Vito, arguing the entire time until Bam told them what they’d do.

There was also the time during Mall of Bam where everyone had to sleep in the same mattress place as Vito. Y/n and Raab wanted to sleep on the same bed but didnt want to sleep together so they started hitting each other with the pillows on the beds and wrestling for it. “This is my bed, I called dibs Raab!”

“I called dibs first!” He swung the pillow hitting them in the face.

“Thats enough! Chris you get this side. Y/n you get this side” April said putting pillows in the middle of the bed. The two grumbled and laid down on their sides. Vito started yelling and saying something about how the two always fight and should make out. This made them grab the pillows are start throwing them at him. After that they laid down on the bed without a divider, which would still be up if Vito didnt keep all of the pillows thrown at him.

Now they sat watching Bam slide down into the pool trying to cool down from the heat. It didn’t take long before April came out and was already trying to get rid of everyone. This gave Bam the genius idea to go rafting on the river to a swimsuit competition. Everyone agreed and they started building their rafts.

At first Y/n was supposed to go on the same float as Ryan but to no surprise Bam changed the plans and put them with Vito and Raab.

On the hot dog, Y/n sat there reading a magazine while Raab did all the work. “Y’know you could help row too.” He scoffed.

They turned their gaze from the magazine and over at Raab. “I’d rather not.”

This made him annoyed and throw the magazine in the water. The two started to argue, which ended in both of them in the water. They got back into the boat and both rowed. Ryan laughed from behind them. Bam was used to their antics and ignored them most of the time.

Bam’s whole point was that they could make it there in two days using the river. It didn’t take long before he got a call from Phil explaining the river they were on didn’t connect. This made him come up with a plan to get Vito drunk so they can go on the right path without him knowing so Bam could win.

Vito just drank and drank the whole rest of the day until he passed out. This is when Bam moved him to their little camp to get them onto the right path in the morning.

When Y/n woke up, they were on the water again. Vito immediately started yelling accusing them of drinking his beers. “No one took your beers!”

“Y/n go climb that tree with Novak” Bam said and pointed to Novak swimming over to the tree. Y/n jumped in and went over to where he was. In the tree he started making noise and jumping on the branch. Y/n just swung from the rope attached to it and went into the water.

Vito wanted to get there as soon as possible and complained every time any of them did something apart from rowing. Bam found it completely amusing, which made him do it even more.

After a while it was finally quiet. Too quiet for Vito to be around. Bam looked around and noticed his uncle was gone. No one had seen him or where he went. So Bam decided to actually hurry up and make it there as soon as possible without sidetracking.

But leave it to Bam to miss where they were supposed to go and end up in the ocean. Thankfully April was worried sick the moment they lost contact with Bam and had a boat on the way to rescue them.

They all made it to the competition and surprisingly Vito was there with models all over him. This made Bam start plotting against him for leaving. Him and Glomb tie an anchor around him and Bam announces that the party will continue at his place.

Back at Bam’s Y/n sat right next to Raab watching the others. “Y’know it isn’t so bad being in the same group as you for Bam’s schemes”

They looked over at him and smiled, “Yeah I guess i’ll always be partnered with you. Maybe I should get used to it.”

He laughed but not his usual loud obnoxious laugh. It was like he was shy. “Guess you’re stuck with me.”

“I guess I am” His eyes avoided theirs. Until they placed a finger on his cheek and turned his head to face them. They both smiled. “This is the part where you ask if you can kiss me”

He smiled and licked his lips, “Can I kiss you?”

They nodded and Raab wasted no time placed his lips onto theirs.

“God, I wanted to do that for so long”

Stuck With Me

Gn reader x Raab

Summary: Being stuck with Raab also means being stuck with Vito

Warnings: Swearing, drinking, Vito

Being apart of Viva La Bam meant a lot of things. Number one what Bam says goes, for the most part. Bam has a lot of say in what goes on in his show, which is to be expected. Sometimes the producers change his ideas and make them crazier than they were before and sometimes they dial it back a bit but they mostly stay the same. Number two expect to be pranked. Bam wouldn’t be Bam without him pranking anyone at least twice a day. Unless anyone pranks him back they’re harmless and really funny. The last thing it meant was hanging out with the CKY crew. This was bittersweet because Ryan was a sweetheart but Raab and Dico were the most chaotic goofballs Y/n has ever met. They didn’t despise either of them but they absolutely wouldn’t choose to hang around them for very long. 

Most of the time Y/n was paired up with Ryan and occasionally Dico, but sometimes when Bam was annoyed with them or wanted be funny, he’d pair them up with Raab. Who just so happens to always be around Vito. The glare they gave Bam whenever he announced who was grouped with who made him laugh. Every. Single. Time.

The last time he paired Y/n, Raab, and Vito up was in Brazil and that ended in an angry but waxed Vito. The entire trip in Brazil consisted of him yelling and saying incoherent sentences, driving Y/n insane. Raab was just as annoyed so they started plotting something for him. It was only fair they had a little fun with him. They couldn’t agree on a single thing to do to Vito, arguing the entire time until Bam told them what they’d do.

There was also the time during Mall of Bam where everyone had to sleep in the same mattress place as Vito. Y/n and Raab wanted to sleep on the same bed but didnt want to sleep together so they started hitting each other with the pillows on the beds and wrestling for it. “This is my bed, I called dibs Raab!”

“I called dibs first!” He swung the pillow hitting them in the face.

“Thats enough! Chris you get this side. Y/n you get this side” April said putting pillows in the middle of the bed. The two grumbled and laid down on their sides. Vito started yelling and saying something about how the two always fight and should make out. This made them grab the pillows are start throwing them at him. After that they laid down on the bed without a divider, which would still be up if Vito didnt keep all of the pillows thrown at him.

Now they sat watching Bam slide down into the pool trying to cool down from the heat. It didn’t take long before April came out and was already trying to get rid of everyone. This gave Bam the genius idea to go rafting on the river to a swimsuit competition. Everyone agreed and they started building their rafts.

At first Y/n was supposed to go on the same float as Ryan but to no surprise Bam changed the plans and put them with Vito and Raab.

On the hot dog, Y/n sat there reading a magazine while Raab did all the work. “Y’know you could help row too.” He scoffed.

They turned their gaze from the magazine and over at Raab. “I’d rather not.”

This made him annoyed and throw the magazine in the water. The two started to argue, which ended in both of them in the water. They got back into the boat and both rowed. Ryan laughed from behind them. Bam was used to their antics and ignored them most of the time.

Bam’s whole point was that they could make it there in two days using the river. It didn’t take long before he got a call from Phil explaining the river they were on didn’t connect. This made him come up with a plan to get Vito drunk so they can go on the right path without him knowing so Bam could win.

Vito just drank and drank the whole rest of the day until he passed out. This is when Bam moved him to their little camp to get them onto the right path in the morning.

When Y/n woke up, they were on the water again. Vito immediately started yelling accusing them of drinking his beers. “No one took your beers!”

“Y/n go climb that tree with Novak” Bam said and pointed to Novak swimming over to the tree. Y/n jumped in and went over to where he was. In the tree he started making noise and jumping on the branch. Y/n just swung from the rope attached to it and went into the water.

Vito wanted to get there as soon as possible and complained every time any of them did something apart from rowing. Bam found it completely amusing, which made him do it even more.

After a while it was finally quiet. Too quiet for Vito to be around. Bam looked around and noticed his uncle was gone. No one had seen him or where he went. So Bam decided to actually hurry up and make it there as soon as possible without sidetracking.

But leave it to Bam to miss where they were supposed to go and end up in the ocean. Thankfully April was worried sick the moment they lost contact with Bam and had a boat on the way to rescue them.

They all made it to the competition and surprisingly Vito was there with models all over him. This made Bam start plotting against him for leaving. Him and Glomb tie an anchor around him and Bam announces that the party will continue at his place.

Back at Bam’s Y/n sat right next to Raab watching the others. “Y’know it isn’t so bad being in the same group as you for Bam’s schemes”

They looked over at him and smiled, “Yeah I guess i’ll always be partnered with you. Maybe I should get used to it.”

He laughed but not his usual loud obnoxious laugh. It was like he was shy. “Guess you’re stuck with me.”

“I guess I am” His eyes avoided theirs. Until they placed a finger on his cheek and turned his head to face them. They both smiled. “This is the part where you ask if you can kiss me”

He smiled and licked his lips, “Can I kiss you?”

They nodded and Raab wasted no time placed his lips onto theirs.

“God, I wanted to do that for so long”

Stuck With Me

Gn reader x Raab

Summary: Being stuck with Raab also means being stuck with Vito

Warnings: Swearing, drinking, Vito

Being apart of Viva La Bam meant a lot of things. Number one what Bam says goes, for the most part. Bam has a lot of say in what goes on in his show, which is to be expected. Sometimes the producers change his ideas and make them crazier than they were before and sometimes they dial it back a bit but they mostly stay the same. Number two expect to be pranked. Bam wouldn’t be Bam without him pranking anyone at least twice a day. Unless anyone pranks him back they’re harmless and really funny. The last thing it meant was hanging out with the CKY crew. This was bittersweet because Ryan was a sweetheart but Raab and Dico were the most chaotic goofballs Y/n has ever met. They didn’t despise either of them but they absolutely wouldn’t choose to hang around them for very long. 

Most of the time Y/n was paired up with Ryan and occasionally Dico, but sometimes when Bam was annoyed with them or wanted be funny, he’d pair them up with Raab. Who just so happens to always be around Vito. The glare they gave Bam whenever he announced who was grouped with who made him laugh. Every. Single. Time.

The last time he paired Y/n, Raab, and Vito up was in Brazil and that ended in an angry but waxed Vito. The entire trip in Brazil consisted of him yelling and saying incoherent sentences, driving Y/n insane. Raab was just as annoyed so they started plotting something for him. It was only fair they had a little fun with him. They couldn’t agree on a single thing to do to Vito, arguing the entire time until Bam told them what they’d do.

There was also the time during Mall of Bam where everyone had to sleep in the same mattress place as Vito. Y/n and Raab wanted to sleep on the same bed but didnt want to sleep together so they started hitting each other with the pillows on the beds and wrestling for it. “This is my bed, I called dibs Raab!”

“I called dibs first!” He swung the pillow hitting them in the face.

“Thats enough! Chris you get this side. Y/n you get this side” April said putting pillows in the middle of the bed. The two grumbled and laid down on their sides. Vito started yelling and saying something about how the two always fight and should make out. This made them grab the pillows are start throwing them at him. After that they laid down on the bed without a divider, which would still be up if Vito didnt keep all of the pillows thrown at him.

Now they sat watching Bam slide down into the pool trying to cool down from the heat. It didn’t take long before April came out and was already trying to get rid of everyone. This gave Bam the genius idea to go rafting on the river to a swimsuit competition. Everyone agreed and they started building their rafts.

At first Y/n was supposed to go on the same float as Ryan but to no surprise Bam changed the plans and put them with Vito and Raab.

On the hot dog, Y/n sat there reading a magazine while Raab did all the work. “Y’know you could help row too.” He scoffed.

They turned their gaze from the magazine and over at Raab. “I’d rather not.”

This made him annoyed and throw the magazine in the water. The two started to argue, which ended in both of them in the water. They got back into the boat and both rowed. Ryan laughed from behind them. Bam was used to their antics and ignored them most of the time.

Bam’s whole point was that they could make it there in two days using the river. It didn’t take long before he got a call from Phil explaining the river they were on didn’t connect. This made him come up with a plan to get Vito drunk so they can go on the right path without him knowing so Bam could win.

Vito just drank and drank the whole rest of the day until he passed out. This is when Bam moved him to their little camp to get them onto the right path in the morning.

When Y/n woke up, they were on the water again. Vito immediately started yelling accusing them of drinking his beers. “No one took your beers!”

“Y/n go climb that tree with Novak” Bam said and pointed to Novak swimming over to the tree. Y/n jumped in and went over to where he was. In the tree he started making noise and jumping on the branch. Y/n just swung from the rope attached to it and went into the water.

Vito wanted to get there as soon as possible and complained every time any of them did something apart from rowing. Bam found it completely amusing, which made him do it even more.

After a while it was finally quiet. Too quiet for Vito to be around. Bam looked around and noticed his uncle was gone. No one had seen him or where he went. So Bam decided to actually hurry up and make it there as soon as possible without sidetracking.

But leave it to Bam to miss where they were supposed to go and end up in the ocean. Thankfully April was worried sick the moment they lost contact with Bam and had a boat on the way to rescue them.

They all made it to the competition and surprisingly Vito was there with models all over him. This made Bam start plotting against him for leaving. Him and Glomb tie an anchor around him and Bam announces that the party will continue at his place.

Back at Bam’s Y/n sat right next to Raab watching the others. “Y’know it isn’t so bad being in the same group as you for Bam’s schemes”

They looked over at him and smiled, “Yeah I guess i’ll always be partnered with you. Maybe I should get used to it.”

He laughed but not his usual loud obnoxious laugh. It was like he was shy. “Guess you’re stuck with me.”

“I guess I am” His eyes avoided theirs. Until they placed a finger on his cheek and turned his head to face them. They both smiled. “This is the part where you ask if you can kiss me”

He smiled and licked his lips, “Can I kiss you?”

They nodded and Raab wasted no time placed his lips onto theirs.

“God, I wanted to do that for so long”

Best Friends

Summary: Life with Raab as Y/n’s best friend (platonic)

Warnings: none(lmk if there’s anything!)

Y/n and Raab haven’t been close friends for a very long time but it was clear that the two had a special connection. They always stood right beside one another whispering jokes and they had to do everything together. It was impossible to separate them.

They met at the mall. Raab was getting dragged around by Bam, going into every single store until he found something he liked. Which to Raab’s dismay was pretty much everything. He didn’t know what bugged him more waking up early to shop, walking around the mall for hours, or carrying Bam’s bags. Maybe it was everything added up. Either way Raab was so distracted and tired that he didn’t even see the person behind the counter who looked like they hated their life even more than he did.

Bam placed the pile of clothes onto the counter and waited for them to ring them up. “Is this gonna be all for you?” They asked and Bam smiled and immediately tried to flirt with them. He was doing an alright job at turning the crumb of conversation they gave him into a pick up line or a dirty joke. 

“Are you gonna stand here and bug me all day or are you gonna take your receipt and leave?” 

Raab couldn’t contain his laughter and fell over onto the ground. It was a rare sight to see. Bam was hardly ever rejected and to witness it first hand made everything Raab was doing worth it. Y/n instantly loved his laugh and had to hear it more often so they gave him their number right in front of Bam who rolled his eyes. 

After the two hung out every day for two weeks after that, Raab invited them to a party to meet the rest of the guys and actually get to know Bam. The night ended up being one of the best nights any of them has ever had and Bam made the decision to add them into Viva La Bam. It was completely impulsive but everyone liked the idea.

**

The weather was rainy and everyone sat on the couch watching tv while Bam tried to skate across it. He had to get some kind of practice in before going to the Mall of America for a show. April wasn’t too happy when she walked into the room and saw the scratch on the TV but once she heard his plan and was invited she stopped yelling.

The flight there was as annoying as you could imagine. Ryan slept the entire way there next to Bam who did anything he could to irritate Y/n and Raab in front of them. He kicked their seats, dumped snacks all over them, and even got Raab to join in against Y/n. April and Phil were pleasant as usual and tried to stop Bam as much as they could from across the aisle. Rake was behind the chaos listening to music, which didn’t last long thanks to Bam.

When they landed they went straight to the mall. Their belongings going to their hotel rooms. Bam’s show was tomorrow but today he would be sighing autographs and meeting fans. While he was busy doing that he gave everyone one hundred dollars to spend on something completely ridiculous.

Y/n, Raab and Glomb walked around and found themselves in a hot sauce shop. Raab started putting some on his tongue to try, which was a big mistake. His mouth felt like it was on fire. Glomb started putting other sauces on his tongue. Y/n laughed and suggested they leave before they made a mess but spoke to soon because Raab spilled the sauce on the carpet. Glomb felt he spent his money well so he left pretty satisfied.

They continued to walk around in hopes of finding something else to buy. Glomb suggested he get his portrait painted and Raab was sold. He sat there for about an hour trying to stay as still as possible. Y/n and Glomb tried to hold their laughter but the painting was coming out too good not to laugh at. When it was finally finished Raab was pretty impressed.

There were tons of things to buy in the mall but Y/n couldnt find a single thing that would be funny to buy. They sat at the food court trying to decide.

“Why don’t we buy a bunch of large drinks and dump them on Bam, Ryan, dude all of them” Raab said making Y/n nod their head. It was stupid and funny, it was perfect. They went to every food court ordering as many drinks as possible.

They first went to get Bam. It was the easiest because they all knew where he’d be. Sneaking from behind the table he was standing at and dumping 6 large sodas on him. He was so stunned but impressed that he just laughed and shook his wet hair onto them.

After that they ran into Dunn, which was incredible timing. With one look they poured the drinks in their hands onto him. Dunn grabbed Raab and took a drink out of Y/n’s hand and dumped it onto him.

“Where’s Rake?”

“He’s getting his hair done. I was getting something to drink real quick”

For Rake they had a special drink just for him. They added mustard into every single drink they had. Ryan showed them where he was and watched from the door, wanting to be as far away from him as possible. With the remainder of the money they tipped the hair stylist and sent her away real quick to mess with him.

His hair was just cleaned and he was laying down letting the conditioner sink in. Quickly they dumped their drinks onto him. The reaction wasn’t that bad as they thought until he licked his lips and tasted the mustard. They ran away before he could see who it was. Ryan laid in the entrance laughing.

Vito was the last person they planned to get, April and Phil being obviously excluded. They found him yelling in the food court and immediately ran over to dump the last of the drinks on him. This sent him into a rage and he grabbed Glomb. Raab and Y/n left him and kept running away.

Soon enough it was closing time and they all were going into the mattress store to sleep for the night.

Ryan and Bam locked them into the store and went away to their own store. Raab and Y/n laid beside each other watching Vito shake the security gate. “We would get locked in with him” He commented making Y/n laugh, “ Could be worst. You could be sleeping next to him.”

“Ew! Dont even joke about that” His face twisted in disgust making them laugh even more. Once their laughter faded he glanced over at them. “I’m glad I met you, y’know” He laid on his side to face them. They copied his movements and smiled, “ I am too. If I had to be in a mall for twenty four hours with anyone, it’d definitely be you.”

They both laughed at each others sappiness and went to sleep.

Best Friends

Summary: Life with Raab as Y/n’s best friend (platonic)

Warnings: none(lmk if there’s anything!)

Y/n and Raab haven’t been close friends for a very long time but it was clear that the two had a special connection. They always stood right beside one another whispering jokes and they had to do everything together. It was impossible to separate them.

They met at the mall. Raab was getting dragged around by Bam, going into every single store until he found something he liked. Which to Raab’s dismay was pretty much everything. He didn’t know what bugged him more waking up early to shop, walking around the mall for hours, or carrying Bam’s bags. Maybe it was everything added up. Either way Raab was so distracted and tired that he didn’t even see the person behind the counter who looked like they hated their life even more than he did.

Bam placed the pile of clothes onto the counter and waited for them to ring them up. “Is this gonna be all for you?” They asked and Bam smiled and immediately tried to flirt with them. He was doing an alright job at turning the crumb of conversation they gave him into a pick up line or a dirty joke. 

“Are you gonna stand here and bug me all day or are you gonna take your receipt and leave?” 

Raab couldn’t contain his laughter and fell over onto the ground. It was a rare sight to see. Bam was hardly ever rejected and to witness it first hand made everything Raab was doing worth it. Y/n instantly loved his laugh and had to hear it more often so they gave him their number right in front of Bam who rolled his eyes. 

After the two hung out every day for two weeks after that, Raab invited them to a party to meet the rest of the guys and actually get to know Bam. The night ended up being one of the best nights any of them has ever had and Bam made the decision to add them into Viva La Bam. It was completely impulsive but everyone liked the idea.

**

The weather was rainy and everyone sat on the couch watching tv while Bam tried to skate across it. He had to get some kind of practice in before going to the Mall of America for a show. April wasn’t too happy when she walked into the room and saw the scratch on the TV but once she heard his plan and was invited she stopped yelling.

The flight there was as annoying as you could imagine. Ryan slept the entire way there next to Bam who did anything he could to irritate Y/n and Raab in front of them. He kicked their seats, dumped snacks all over them, and even got Raab to join in against Y/n. April and Phil were pleasant as usual and tried to stop Bam as much as they could from across the aisle. Rake was behind the chaos listening to music, which didn’t last long thanks to Bam.

When they landed they went straight to the mall. Their belongings going to their hotel rooms. Bam’s show was tomorrow but today he would be sighing autographs and meeting fans. While he was busy doing that he gave everyone one hundred dollars to spend on something completely ridiculous.

Y/n, Raab and Glomb walked around and found themselves in a hot sauce shop. Raab started putting some on his tongue to try, which was a big mistake. His mouth felt like it was on fire. Glomb started putting other sauces on his tongue. Y/n laughed and suggested they leave before they made a mess but spoke to soon because Raab spilled the sauce on the carpet. Glomb felt he spent his money well so he left pretty satisfied.

They continued to walk around in hopes of finding something else to buy. Glomb suggested he get his portrait painted and Raab was sold. He sat there for about an hour trying to stay as still as possible. Y/n and Glomb tried to hold their laughter but the painting was coming out too good not to laugh at. When it was finally finished Raab was pretty impressed.

There were tons of things to buy in the mall but Y/n couldnt find a single thing that would be funny to buy. They sat at the food court trying to decide.

“Why don’t we buy a bunch of large drinks and dump them on Bam, Ryan, dude all of them” Raab said making Y/n nod their head. It was stupid and funny, it was perfect. They went to every food court ordering as many drinks as possible.

They first went to get Bam. It was the easiest because they all knew where he’d be. Sneaking from behind the table he was standing at and dumping 6 large sodas on him. He was so stunned but impressed that he just laughed and shook his wet hair onto them.

After that they ran into Dunn, which was incredible timing. With one look they poured the drinks in their hands onto him. Dunn grabbed Raab and took a drink out of Y/n’s hand and dumped it onto him.

“Where’s Rake?”

“He’s getting his hair done. I was getting something to drink real quick”

For Rake they had a special drink just for him. They added mustard into every single drink they had. Ryan showed them where he was and watched from the door, wanting to be as far away from him as possible. With the remainder of the money they tipped the hair stylist and sent her away real quick to mess with him.

His hair was just cleaned and he was laying down letting the conditioner sink in. Quickly they dumped their drinks onto him. The reaction wasn’t that bad as they thought until he licked his lips and tasted the mustard. They ran away before he could see who it was. Ryan laid in the entrance laughing.

Vito was the last person they planned to get, April and Phil being obviously excluded. They found him yelling in the food court and immediately ran over to dump the last of the drinks on him. This sent him into a rage and he grabbed Glomb. Raab and Y/n left him and kept running away.

Soon enough it was closing time and they all were going into the mattress store to sleep for the night.

Ryan and Bam locked them into the store and went away to their own store. Raab and Y/n laid beside each other watching Vito shake the security gate. “We would get locked in with him” He commented making Y/n laugh, “ Could be worst. You could be sleeping next to him.”

“Ew! Dont even joke about that” His face twisted in disgust making them laugh even more. Once their laughter faded he glanced over at them. “I’m glad I met you, y’know” He laid on his side to face them. They copied his movements and smiled, “ I am too. If I had to be in a mall for twenty four hours with anyone, it’d definitely be you.”

They both laughed at each others sappiness and went to sleep.

Best Friends

Summary: Life with Raab as Y/n’s best friend (platonic)

Warnings: none(lmk if there’s anything!)

Y/n and Raab haven’t been close friends for a very long time but it was clear that the two had a special connection. They always stood right beside one another whispering jokes and they had to do everything together. It was impossible to separate them.

They met at the mall. Raab was getting dragged around by Bam, going into every single store until he found something he liked. Which to Raab’s dismay was pretty much everything. He didn’t know what bugged him more waking up early to shop, walking around the mall for hours, or carrying Bam’s bags. Maybe it was everything added up. Either way Raab was so distracted and tired that he didn’t even see the person behind the counter who looked like they hated their life even more than he did.

Bam placed the pile of clothes onto the counter and waited for them to ring them up. “Is this gonna be all for you?” They asked and Bam smiled and immediately tried to flirt with them. He was doing an alright job at turning the crumb of conversation they gave him into a pick up line or a dirty joke. 

“Are you gonna stand here and bug me all day or are you gonna take your receipt and leave?” 

Raab couldn’t contain his laughter and fell over onto the ground. It was a rare sight to see. Bam was hardly ever rejected and to witness it first hand made everything Raab was doing worth it. Y/n instantly loved his laugh and had to hear it more often so they gave him their number right in front of Bam who rolled his eyes. 

After the two hung out every day for two weeks after that, Raab invited them to a party to meet the rest of the guys and actually get to know Bam. The night ended up being one of the best nights any of them has ever had and Bam made the decision to add them into Viva La Bam. It was completely impulsive but everyone liked the idea.

**

The weather was rainy and everyone sat on the couch watching tv while Bam tried to skate across it. He had to get some kind of practice in before going to the Mall of America for a show. April wasn’t too happy when she walked into the room and saw the scratch on the TV but once she heard his plan and was invited she stopped yelling.

The flight there was as annoying as you could imagine. Ryan slept the entire way there next to Bam who did anything he could to irritate Y/n and Raab in front of them. He kicked their seats, dumped snacks all over them, and even got Raab to join in against Y/n. April and Phil were pleasant as usual and tried to stop Bam as much as they could from across the aisle. Rake was behind the chaos listening to music, which didn’t last long thanks to Bam.

When they landed they went straight to the mall. Their belongings going to their hotel rooms. Bam’s show was tomorrow but today he would be sighing autographs and meeting fans. While he was busy doing that he gave everyone one hundred dollars to spend on something completely ridiculous.

Y/n, Raab and Glomb walked around and found themselves in a hot sauce shop. Raab started putting some on his tongue to try, which was a big mistake. His mouth felt like it was on fire. Glomb started putting other sauces on his tongue. Y/n laughed and suggested they leave before they made a mess but spoke to soon because Raab spilled the sauce on the carpet. Glomb felt he spent his money well so he left pretty satisfied.

They continued to walk around in hopes of finding something else to buy. Glomb suggested he get his portrait painted and Raab was sold. He sat there for about an hour trying to stay as still as possible. Y/n and Glomb tried to hold their laughter but the painting was coming out too good not to laugh at. When it was finally finished Raab was pretty impressed.

There were tons of things to buy in the mall but Y/n couldnt find a single thing that would be funny to buy. They sat at the food court trying to decide.

“Why don’t we buy a bunch of large drinks and dump them on Bam, Ryan, dude all of them” Raab said making Y/n nod their head. It was stupid and funny, it was perfect. They went to every food court ordering as many drinks as possible.

They first went to get Bam. It was the easiest because they all knew where he’d be. Sneaking from behind the table he was standing at and dumping 6 large sodas on him. He was so stunned but impressed that he just laughed and shook his wet hair onto them.

After that they ran into Dunn, which was incredible timing. With one look they poured the drinks in their hands onto him. Dunn grabbed Raab and took a drink out of Y/n’s hand and dumped it onto him.

“Where’s Rake?”

“He’s getting his hair done. I was getting something to drink real quick”

For Rake they had a special drink just for him. They added mustard into every single drink they had. Ryan showed them where he was and watched from the door, wanting to be as far away from him as possible. With the remainder of the money they tipped the hair stylist and sent her away real quick to mess with him.

His hair was just cleaned and he was laying down letting the conditioner sink in. Quickly they dumped their drinks onto him. The reaction wasn’t that bad as they thought until he licked his lips and tasted the mustard. They ran away before he could see who it was. Ryan laid in the entrance laughing.

Vito was the last person they planned to get, April and Phil being obviously excluded. They found him yelling in the food court and immediately ran over to dump the last of the drinks on him. This sent him into a rage and he grabbed Glomb. Raab and Y/n left him and kept running away.

Soon enough it was closing time and they all were going into the mattress store to sleep for the night.

Ryan and Bam locked them into the store and went away to their own store. Raab and Y/n laid beside each other watching Vito shake the security gate. “We would get locked in with him” He commented making Y/n laugh, “ Could be worst. You could be sleeping next to him.”

“Ew! Dont even joke about that” His face twisted in disgust making them laugh even more. Once their laughter faded he glanced over at them. “I’m glad I met you, y’know” He laid on his side to face them. They copied his movements and smiled, “ I am too. If I had to be in a mall for twenty four hours with anyone, it’d definitely be you.”

They both laughed at each others sappiness and went to sleep.

Best Friends

Summary: Life with Raab as Y/n’s best friend (platonic)

Warnings: none(lmk if there’s anything!)

Y/n and Raab haven’t been close friends for a very long time but it was clear that the two had a special connection. They always stood right beside one another whispering jokes and they had to do everything together. It was impossible to separate them.

They met at the mall. Raab was getting dragged around by Bam, going into every single store until he found something he liked. Which to Raab’s dismay was pretty much everything. He didn’t know what bugged him more waking up early to shop, walking around the mall for hours, or carrying Bam’s bags. Maybe it was everything added up. Either way Raab was so distracted and tired that he didn’t even see the person behind the counter who looked like they hated their life even more than he did.

Bam placed the pile of clothes onto the counter and waited for them to ring them up. “Is this gonna be all for you?” They asked and Bam smiled and immediately tried to flirt with them. He was doing an alright job at turning the crumb of conversation they gave him into a pick up line or a dirty joke. 

“Are you gonna stand here and bug me all day or are you gonna take your receipt and leave?” 

Raab couldn’t contain his laughter and fell over onto the ground. It was a rare sight to see. Bam was hardly ever rejected and to witness it first hand made everything Raab was doing worth it. Y/n instantly loved his laugh and had to hear it more often so they gave him their number right in front of Bam who rolled his eyes. 

After the two hung out every day for two weeks after that, Raab invited them to a party to meet the rest of the guys and actually get to know Bam. The night ended up being one of the best nights any of them has ever had and Bam made the decision to add them into Viva La Bam. It was completely impulsive but everyone liked the idea.

**

The weather was rainy and everyone sat on the couch watching tv while Bam tried to skate across it. He had to get some kind of practice in before going to the Mall of America for a show. April wasn’t too happy when she walked into the room and saw the scratch on the TV but once she heard his plan and was invited she stopped yelling.

The flight there was as annoying as you could imagine. Ryan slept the entire way there next to Bam who did anything he could to irritate Y/n and Raab in front of them. He kicked their seats, dumped snacks all over them, and even got Raab to join in against Y/n. April and Phil were pleasant as usual and tried to stop Bam as much as they could from across the aisle. Rake was behind the chaos listening to music, which didn’t last long thanks to Bam.

When they landed they went straight to the mall. Their belongings going to their hotel rooms. Bam’s show was tomorrow but today he would be sighing autographs and meeting fans. While he was busy doing that he gave everyone one hundred dollars to spend on something completely ridiculous.

Y/n, Raab and Glomb walked around and found themselves in a hot sauce shop. Raab started putting some on his tongue to try, which was a big mistake. His mouth felt like it was on fire. Glomb started putting other sauces on his tongue. Y/n laughed and suggested they leave before they made a mess but spoke to soon because Raab spilled the sauce on the carpet. Glomb felt he spent his money well so he left pretty satisfied.

They continued to walk around in hopes of finding something else to buy. Glomb suggested he get his portrait painted and Raab was sold. He sat there for about an hour trying to stay as still as possible. Y/n and Glomb tried to hold their laughter but the painting was coming out too good not to laugh at. When it was finally finished Raab was pretty impressed.

There were tons of things to buy in the mall but Y/n couldnt find a single thing that would be funny to buy. They sat at the food court trying to decide.

“Why don’t we buy a bunch of large drinks and dump them on Bam, Ryan, dude all of them” Raab said making Y/n nod their head. It was stupid and funny, it was perfect. They went to every food court ordering as many drinks as possible.

They first went to get Bam. It was the easiest because they all knew where he’d be. Sneaking from behind the table he was standing at and dumping 6 large sodas on him. He was so stunned but impressed that he just laughed and shook his wet hair onto them.

After that they ran into Dunn, which was incredible timing. With one look they poured the drinks in their hands onto him. Dunn grabbed Raab and took a drink out of Y/n’s hand and dumped it onto him.

“Where’s Rake?”

“He’s getting his hair done. I was getting something to drink real quick”

For Rake they had a special drink just for him. They added mustard into every single drink they had. Ryan showed them where he was and watched from the door, wanting to be as far away from him as possible. With the remainder of the money they tipped the hair stylist and sent her away real quick to mess with him.

His hair was just cleaned and he was laying down letting the conditioner sink in. Quickly they dumped their drinks onto him. The reaction wasn’t that bad as they thought until he licked his lips and tasted the mustard. They ran away before he could see who it was. Ryan laid in the entrance laughing.

Vito was the last person they planned to get, April and Phil being obviously excluded. They found him yelling in the food court and immediately ran over to dump the last of the drinks on him. This sent him into a rage and he grabbed Glomb. Raab and Y/n left him and kept running away.

Soon enough it was closing time and they all were going into the mattress store to sleep for the night.

Ryan and Bam locked them into the store and went away to their own store. Raab and Y/n laid beside each other watching Vito shake the security gate. “We would get locked in with him” He commented making Y/n laugh, “ Could be worst. You could be sleeping next to him.”

“Ew! Dont even joke about that” His face twisted in disgust making them laugh even more. Once their laughter faded he glanced over at them. “I’m glad I met you, y’know” He laid on his side to face them. They copied his movements and smiled, “ I am too. If I had to be in a mall for twenty four hours with anyone, it’d definitely be you.”

They both laughed at each others sappiness and went to sleep.

Behind The Scenes

Summary: Meeting Raab for the first time

Warnings: Raab and his shitty underwear, swearing

Working for Jackass the show was great. It was probably the easiest job Y/n’s ever had. Of course they did their work and made sure everything was perfect, but it had less pressure than any other show they’ve worked.

When the producers informed them there was going to be a movie, this sparked their interest immediately. The show wasn’t popular but enough to be able to make a movie. When Y/n got offered the job, they were ecstatic. A chance to work with their favorite co workers again.

The Jackass crew had taken a particular liking to Y/n. Maybe it was how laid back they were or maybe the way they laughed at everything they did. Whatever it was they loved to be around them. And of course Johnny would shamelessly flirt and make comments, which would get Bam riled up for Y/n’s attention. Jeff loved having Y/n on set for this reason. They never fed into any of it though. They were co workers.

Filming for the movie was similar to the show except in Y/n’s opinion cooler. They had to make sure everything was perfect. Sound, angle, weather. If there was anything slightly wrong it made the shot look half assed.

Ryan, Bam, and Johnny had to beg them to go to West Chester to film. Y/n looked at them like they were crazy, but Jeff made the call and they all flew out to film. Just to film.

On the way there Jeff and Rick wouldn’t shut up about this guy. They wanted to have him in the movie so bad and were so happy that he agreed. Apparently he was hilarious and always did stupid shit. Y/n recognized his name from Jackass the show but never really paid attention to anything other than work.

After going to a hotel and unpacking they all got together to film. Y/n brought a few cameras and other equipment just incase they’d need more. Rick brought his belongings too so they were definitely prepared.

When Y/n looked around where they were going to set up, they were confused. It was a small open area with a big tree. No one had given them a heads up on what the stunt was so it was definitely a shock to see little to nothing to work with.

Bam immediately started laughing loudly and being even more dramatic than usual when Y/n came around. Ryan rolled his eyes and shook his head at his idiotic friend.

“So what am I gonna be filming exactly?” They asked Bam and Ryan, which Bam happily cut off Ryan to explain.

Once they got the gist of it, Y/n nodded and asked who was gonna be doing the Bungie Wedgie. Bam immediately grabbed Raab Himself and put his arm around him, “Raab is!”

Y/n didn’t realize how attractive this guy was. They were surrounded by the Jackass crew and never once thought any of them were even remotely attractive, but for some reason Raab was. They’ve met before. A few times actually. It was just now that they realized their attraction for him.

“Oh, I didnt realize you were the guy they were talking about” Instantly regretting their words.

Raab just laughed, “Yep thats me. Now if you’ll excuse me i have to go get a wedgie or two” He said it in this weird voice and his words slightly slurred.

They set him up on-top of the tree with the underwear on, connecting the cords to it.

“I’m Raab Himself and I’m a fuckin idiot”

He instantly hit the ground. Bam Ryan and Johnny all laughed but Y/n was worried that he was actually hurt. It was unlike them to not laugh at these idiots getting hurt.

Raab stood up the underwear ripped apart, causing his whole ass to be out. Y/n looked away instantly not wanting to see him in such an indecent state.

They set him up again and he jumped again. This time he didn’t fall. He hung upside down laughing. Raab slipped out of the underwear and covered himself before changing back into his clothes.

Johnny immediately ran over to the underwear to laugh at the shitty bloody underwear hanging. Y/n’s nose crinkled and they slightly cringed. Of course this was the guy they’d be attracted to.

After that they were going ti be filming anything until tomorrow or maybe even later tonight if any of the guys were drunk and stupid enough to do something, which was likely.

Y/n was invited to the bar by Bam. Normally in LA, they’d go with their friends outside of work but since it was along way from home Y/n shrugged and agreed.

At the hotel, they quickly changed, putting on something nicer and more bar appropriate. It didn’t take long before Jeff was knocking on their door to hurry up if they were gonna go.

“Well at least you look nice” He said once they opened the door. Y/n rolled their eyes playfully and they both went to the bar.

For a Wednesday night it was pretty crowded. It must be because of the attention Bam was drawing on himself. He was standing on one of the tables with his skateboard in his hand. There was a bet that he couldn’t jump from the table and onto the counter on his board. From the looks of it, it seemed possible and compared to the shit Bam’s done it was nothing.

“Y/n, what are you betting?” Ryan came up and led them to where everyone was sitting.

“Bam can do that. Easy”

“100 bucks says he cant!” Raab chimed in holding his hand out to confirm the bet.

“You’re on” They shook hands and watched Bam.

They watched as Bam was trying to figure out the best way to attempt it. It was clear he was playing out different scenarios in his head. He clearly had something to prove. Without thinking anymore he jumped off the table and ran to the other side of the bar. He got on his board and rode as fast as he needed to before jumping onto the table and onto the bar.

“HE CHEATED!”

“No he didn’t! The bet was that he couldn’t make it from the table to the counter. No one said he couldn’t skate it” Y/n had never defended Bam like this in their entire life but one hundred bucks was on the line and Y/n didn’t want to lose. Raab rolled his eyes and slide a hundred across the table.

“Awe c’mon it was just a friendly wager” They smiled at him and he couldn’t help but smile back.

“Lets bet on something else then” Intrigued they nodded for him to continue, “I bet you cant get someone to buy you a drink and kiss you before I do”

“Too easy”

“Then do it” He sure knew how to push their buttons because now Y/n felt like they had something to prove to Raab, of all people.

So with that they went over to the pool table and started hitting some balls around, purposely playing bad. In no time a guy was coming up to Y/n and watching them. 

“It’s actually easier if you do it this way” He said and came up from behind them showing them how to shoot better. “Oh wow it is!” The fake enthusiasm made him smile confidently. 

“What are you drinking?” He asked and Y/n gave him a smile, “A Martini” They picked up their glass and waved it a little bit to show him. The guy nodded his head and walked away to the bar. 

As Y/n waited, they continued to play pool. After a while it was odd that the stranger hadn’t came back. They looked around the bar and noticed him talking to someone else. When their eyes met Raab’s he was laughing. He of course knew he was going to lose and did all he could to avoid that. 

Defeated, Y/n sat back down at the table with Dico and Raab. “Don’t look too upset you coulda easily won” He slid a beer to the other side of the table where Y/n sat, “At least you got a drink” 

“Yeah, that’s better than a kiss anyway.” They joked

Raab laughed, “Not if you’re kissing me.”

“Are you trying to make another bet?”

Behind The Scenes

Summary: Meeting Raab for the first time

Warnings: Raab and his shitty underwear, swearing

Working for Jackass the show was great. It was probably the easiest job Y/n’s ever had. Of course they did their work and made sure everything was perfect, but it had less pressure than any other show they’ve worked.

When the producers informed them there was going to be a movie, this sparked their interest immediately. The show wasn’t popular but enough to be able to make a movie. When Y/n got offered the job, they were ecstatic. A chance to work with their favorite co workers again.

The Jackass crew had taken a particular liking to Y/n. Maybe it was how laid back they were or maybe the way they laughed at everything they did. Whatever it was they loved to be around them. And of course Johnny would shamelessly flirt and make comments, which would get Bam riled up for Y/n’s attention. Jeff loved having Y/n on set for this reason. They never fed into any of it though. They were co workers.

Filming for the movie was similar to the show except in Y/n’s opinion cooler. They had to make sure everything was perfect. Sound, angle, weather. If there was anything slightly wrong it made the shot look half assed.

Ryan, Bam, and Johnny had to beg them to go to West Chester to film. Y/n looked at them like they were crazy, but Jeff made the call and they all flew out to film. Just to film.

On the way there Jeff and Rick wouldn’t shut up about this guy. They wanted to have him in the movie so bad and were so happy that he agreed. Apparently he was hilarious and always did stupid shit. Y/n recognized his name from Jackass the show but never really paid attention to anything other than work.

After going to a hotel and unpacking they all got together to film. Y/n brought a few cameras and other equipment just incase they’d need more. Rick brought his belongings too so they were definitely prepared.

When Y/n looked around where they were going to set up, they were confused. It was a small open area with a big tree. No one had given them a heads up on what the stunt was so it was definitely a shock to see little to nothing to work with.

Bam immediately started laughing loudly and being even more dramatic than usual when Y/n came around. Ryan rolled his eyes and shook his head at his idiotic friend.

“So what am I gonna be filming exactly?” They asked Bam and Ryan, which Bam happily cut off Ryan to explain.

Once they got the gist of it, Y/n nodded and asked who was gonna be doing the Bungie Wedgie. Bam immediately grabbed Raab Himself and put his arm around him, “Raab is!”

Y/n didn’t realize how attractive this guy was. They were surrounded by the Jackass crew and never once thought any of them were even remotely attractive, but for some reason Raab was. They’ve met before. A few times actually. It was just now that they realized their attraction for him.

“Oh, I didnt realize you were the guy they were talking about” Instantly regretting their words.

Raab just laughed, “Yep thats me. Now if you’ll excuse me i have to go get a wedgie or two” He said it in this weird voice and his words slightly slurred.

They set him up on-top of the tree with the underwear on, connecting the cords to it.

“I’m Raab Himself and I’m a fuckin idiot”

He instantly hit the ground. Bam Ryan and Johnny all laughed but Y/n was worried that he was actually hurt. It was unlike them to not laugh at these idiots getting hurt.

Raab stood up the underwear ripped apart, causing his whole ass to be out. Y/n looked away instantly not wanting to see him in such an indecent state.

They set him up again and he jumped again. This time he didn’t fall. He hung upside down laughing. Raab slipped out of the underwear and covered himself before changing back into his clothes.

Johnny immediately ran over to the underwear to laugh at the shitty bloody underwear hanging. Y/n’s nose crinkled and they slightly cringed. Of course this was the guy they’d be attracted to.

After that they were going ti be filming anything until tomorrow or maybe even later tonight if any of the guys were drunk and stupid enough to do something, which was likely.

Y/n was invited to the bar by Bam. Normally in LA, they’d go with their friends outside of work but since it was along way from home Y/n shrugged and agreed.

At the hotel, they quickly changed, putting on something nicer and more bar appropriate. It didn’t take long before Jeff was knocking on their door to hurry up if they were gonna go.

“Well at least you look nice” He said once they opened the door. Y/n rolled their eyes playfully and they both went to the bar.

For a Wednesday night it was pretty crowded. It must be because of the attention Bam was drawing on himself. He was standing on one of the tables with his skateboard in his hand. There was a bet that he couldn’t jump from the table and onto the counter on his board. From the looks of it, it seemed possible and compared to the shit Bam’s done it was nothing.

“Y/n, what are you betting?” Ryan came up and led them to where everyone was sitting.

“Bam can do that. Easy”

“100 bucks says he cant!” Raab chimed in holding his hand out to confirm the bet.

“You’re on” They shook hands and watched Bam.

They watched as Bam was trying to figure out the best way to attempt it. It was clear he was playing out different scenarios in his head. He clearly had something to prove. Without thinking anymore he jumped off the table and ran to the other side of the bar. He got on his board and rode as fast as he needed to before jumping onto the table and onto the bar.

“HE CHEATED!”

“No he didn’t! The bet was that he couldn’t make it from the table to the counter. No one said he couldn’t skate it” Y/n had never defended Bam like this in their entire life but one hundred bucks was on the line and Y/n didn’t want to lose. Raab rolled his eyes and slide a hundred across the table.

“Awe c’mon it was just a friendly wager” They smiled at him and he couldn’t help but smile back.

“Lets bet on something else then” Intrigued they nodded for him to continue, “I bet you cant get someone to buy you a drink and kiss you before I do”

“Too easy”

“Then do it” He sure knew how to push their buttons because now Y/n felt like they had something to prove to Raab, of all people.

So with that they went over to the pool table and started hitting some balls around, purposely playing bad. In no time a guy was coming up to Y/n and watching them. 

“It’s actually easier if you do it this way” He said and came up from behind them showing them how to shoot better. “Oh wow it is!” The fake enthusiasm made him smile confidently. 

“What are you drinking?” He asked and Y/n gave him a smile, “A Martini” They picked up their glass and waved it a little bit to show him. The guy nodded his head and walked away to the bar. 

As Y/n waited, they continued to play pool. After a while it was odd that the stranger hadn’t came back. They looked around the bar and noticed him talking to someone else. When their eyes met Raab’s he was laughing. He of course knew he was going to lose and did all he could to avoid that. 

Defeated, Y/n sat back down at the table with Dico and Raab. “Don’t look too upset you coulda easily won” He slid a beer to the other side of the table where Y/n sat, “At least you got a drink” 

“Yeah, that’s better than a kiss anyway.” They joked

Raab laughed, “Not if you’re kissing me.”

“Are you trying to make another bet?”

Behind The Scenes

Summary: Meeting Raab for the first time

Warnings: Raab and his shitty underwear, swearing

Working for Jackass the show was great. It was probably the easiest job Y/n’s ever had. Of course they did their work and made sure everything was perfect, but it had less pressure than any other show they’ve worked.

When the producers informed them there was going to be a movie, this sparked their interest immediately. The show wasn’t popular but enough to be able to make a movie. When Y/n got offered the job, they were ecstatic. A chance to work with their favorite co workers again.

The Jackass crew had taken a particular liking to Y/n. Maybe it was how laid back they were or maybe the way they laughed at everything they did. Whatever it was they loved to be around them. And of course Johnny would shamelessly flirt and make comments, which would get Bam riled up for Y/n’s attention. Jeff loved having Y/n on set for this reason. They never fed into any of it though. They were co workers.

Filming for the movie was similar to the show except in Y/n’s opinion cooler. They had to make sure everything was perfect. Sound, angle, weather. If there was anything slightly wrong it made the shot look half assed.

Ryan, Bam, and Johnny had to beg them to go to West Chester to film. Y/n looked at them like they were crazy, but Jeff made the call and they all flew out to film. Just to film.

On the way there Jeff and Rick wouldn’t shut up about this guy. They wanted to have him in the movie so bad and were so happy that he agreed. Apparently he was hilarious and always did stupid shit. Y/n recognized his name from Jackass the show but never really paid attention to anything other than work.

After going to a hotel and unpacking they all got together to film. Y/n brought a few cameras and other equipment just incase they’d need more. Rick brought his belongings too so they were definitely prepared.

When Y/n looked around where they were going to set up, they were confused. It was a small open area with a big tree. No one had given them a heads up on what the stunt was so it was definitely a shock to see little to nothing to work with.

Bam immediately started laughing loudly and being even more dramatic than usual when Y/n came around. Ryan rolled his eyes and shook his head at his idiotic friend.

“So what am I gonna be filming exactly?” They asked Bam and Ryan, which Bam happily cut off Ryan to explain.

Once they got the gist of it, Y/n nodded and asked who was gonna be doing the Bungie Wedgie. Bam immediately grabbed Raab Himself and put his arm around him, “Raab is!”

Y/n didn’t realize how attractive this guy was. They were surrounded by the Jackass crew and never once thought any of them were even remotely attractive, but for some reason Raab was. They’ve met before. A few times actually. It was just now that they realized their attraction for him.

“Oh, I didnt realize you were the guy they were talking about” Instantly regretting their words.

Raab just laughed, “Yep thats me. Now if you’ll excuse me i have to go get a wedgie or two” He said it in this weird voice and his words slightly slurred.

They set him up on-top of the tree with the underwear on, connecting the cords to it.

“I’m Raab Himself and I’m a fuckin idiot”

He instantly hit the ground. Bam Ryan and Johnny all laughed but Y/n was worried that he was actually hurt. It was unlike them to not laugh at these idiots getting hurt.

Raab stood up the underwear ripped apart, causing his whole ass to be out. Y/n looked away instantly not wanting to see him in such an indecent state.

They set him up again and he jumped again. This time he didn’t fall. He hung upside down laughing. Raab slipped out of the underwear and covered himself before changing back into his clothes.

Johnny immediately ran over to the underwear to laugh at the shitty bloody underwear hanging. Y/n’s nose crinkled and they slightly cringed. Of course this was the guy they’d be attracted to.

After that they were going ti be filming anything until tomorrow or maybe even later tonight if any of the guys were drunk and stupid enough to do something, which was likely.

Y/n was invited to the bar by Bam. Normally in LA, they’d go with their friends outside of work but since it was along way from home Y/n shrugged and agreed.

At the hotel, they quickly changed, putting on something nicer and more bar appropriate. It didn’t take long before Jeff was knocking on their door to hurry up if they were gonna go.

“Well at least you look nice” He said once they opened the door. Y/n rolled their eyes playfully and they both went to the bar.

For a Wednesday night it was pretty crowded. It must be because of the attention Bam was drawing on himself. He was standing on one of the tables with his skateboard in his hand. There was a bet that he couldn’t jump from the table and onto the counter on his board. From the looks of it, it seemed possible and compared to the shit Bam’s done it was nothing.

“Y/n, what are you betting?” Ryan came up and led them to where everyone was sitting.

“Bam can do that. Easy”

“100 bucks says he cant!” Raab chimed in holding his hand out to confirm the bet.

“You’re on” They shook hands and watched Bam.

They watched as Bam was trying to figure out the best way to attempt it. It was clear he was playing out different scenarios in his head. He clearly had something to prove. Without thinking anymore he jumped off the table and ran to the other side of the bar. He got on his board and rode as fast as he needed to before jumping onto the table and onto the bar.

“HE CHEATED!”

“No he didn’t! The bet was that he couldn’t make it from the table to the counter. No one said he couldn’t skate it” Y/n had never defended Bam like this in their entire life but one hundred bucks was on the line and Y/n didn’t want to lose. Raab rolled his eyes and slide a hundred across the table.

“Awe c’mon it was just a friendly wager” They smiled at him and he couldn’t help but smile back.

“Lets bet on something else then” Intrigued they nodded for him to continue, “I bet you cant get someone to buy you a drink and kiss you before I do”

“Too easy”

“Then do it” He sure knew how to push their buttons because now Y/n felt like they had something to prove to Raab, of all people.

So with that they went over to the pool table and started hitting some balls around, purposely playing bad. In no time a guy was coming up to Y/n and watching them. 

“It’s actually easier if you do it this way” He said and came up from behind them showing them how to shoot better. “Oh wow it is!” The fake enthusiasm made him smile confidently. 

“What are you drinking?” He asked and Y/n gave him a smile, “A Martini” They picked up their glass and waved it a little bit to show him. The guy nodded his head and walked away to the bar. 

As Y/n waited, they continued to play pool. After a while it was odd that the stranger hadn’t came back. They looked around the bar and noticed him talking to someone else. When their eyes met Raab’s he was laughing. He of course knew he was going to lose and did all he could to avoid that. 

Defeated, Y/n sat back down at the table with Dico and Raab. “Don’t look too upset you coulda easily won” He slid a beer to the other side of the table where Y/n sat, “At least you got a drink” 

“Yeah, that’s better than a kiss anyway.” They joked

Raab laughed, “Not if you’re kissing me.”

“Are you trying to make another bet?”

Pretending

Summary: You ask Raab to be your fake boyfriend for your friends wedding since your ex will be there.

A/n: I will be making a fake relationship fic for everyone bc its one of my fave tropes so look out for those they should come out fairly quickly since I finished this one in a day.

Warnings: Swearing, flirting, fake relationship

Y/n stared down at the invitation in their hand. It was to a wedding, their best friends wedding. They absolutely had to go no questions. The only thing stopping them was the fact that Y/n’s ex would be their and probably with their new partner.

They had the same friend group so it wasn’t out of the ordinary to see each other often at events. It was more of an inconvenience. They didn’t end the best either but they’re civil and they never cause any problems or make things awkward for their friends.

Y/ns best friend mentioned bringing someone as their date. Some “eye candy” as she worded it. This was probably the best solution to their problem, Y/n would be more focused on their date than their ex. The only thing that sucked was their were zero candidates.

Y/n’s love life hasn’t been too exciting and no one interested them in the slightest. So with no other options Y/n called a close friend in different circle, “Bam I need to ask you a favor”

Bam had known Y/n for a while and knew them well enough to know the issues with their ex. So he was more than happy to help, the only thing was he happened to be busy that weekend. He told them not to worry about it and he’d set it all up. This wasnt very settling especially because he hung up right after.

About an hour later he called back saying he found Y/n a date. When they asked who, Bam hesitated before answering “Raab Himself” Y/n didn’t really know Raab all that well. It was a shocker that they even knew Bam. It was either Raab or no date at all so they took what they could get.

Before the wedding Bam said it’d be a good idea to hang out with Raab more so it wasn’t awkward and more believable. So, three days a week they would hang out and talk, getting to know each other day by day.

There were a few things that Y/n learned about him that kinda of surprised them. Like how smart Raab actually was, they never thought he was completely dumb but the things he did for fun were questionable. He knew a lot of random things that were pretty interesting. They also learned how funny he was especially one on one. Daab was able to read Y/n and figure out what their sense of humor was fairly quickly.

Raab also learned a lot about Y/n. Under the smart ass and bored demeanor they were actually really sweet and hilarious. It was only obvious if you looked closely. And of course all about their friend group and ex.

The wedding was in a few days and Y/n was beyond nervous. For multiple reasons but of course the thought of seeing their ex was the main issue and how believable it’d be with Raab. The plane ride there didn’t ease any nerves they had either.

“Are you scared of heights or something?” Raab asked as they boarded the plan. Y/n shook their head, “No but I’ve never been on a plane before” Laughter filled their ears and they turned around to face Raab, “Shut up” Which only made him laugh more.

The plane ride wasnt so bad and it was pretty relaxing. Even with the turbulence it wasn’t bad at all. When they did get scared though, because that was inevitable, Raabs poor arm was squeezed to death. He gave the okay but Y/n couldn’t help but feel bad.

The destination was Hawaii so it was a pretty long flight from Pennsylvania. They had off and into another plane in L.A. but that flight wasnt very long. When they finally landed jack lagged was an understatement. The gorgeous state would have to be admired the next day because both of them were too tired to anything.

The hotel had two beds and were neatly made. Raab couldn’t wait to jump on the bed and ruin it. Y/n watched him as he threw the pillows around and messed with the comforter and sheets laughing, “You’re such a kid”

In the morning, they woke up early and got ready to explore the island before going to the wedding rehearsal and then the wedding the next day.

Y/n and Raab both spent time down at the water all day laying out in the sun and drinking. Completely and entirely relaxed. Raab, of course, started building sand castles and messing around in the water. He even dumped a bucket of water all over them. They both started wrestling in the water. Surprisingly he was stronger than they thought and he pushed them into the water.

After most of the day at the water, they made their way to the rehearsal. It was a little boring but Raab made it enjoyable by whispering jokes and making fun of everyone. Y/n tried to hide their smile and cover their mouth in an attempt to silence the laughter that almost escaped their lips.

Since they were in front of Y/n’s friends and everyone else who would be attending the wedding, which including their ex, they had to be more physical. Which was already discussed and they both were okay with a little P.D.A. Everything was on the table except kissing on the lips. The cheek and forehead was fair game. So the entire rehearsal he had his hand around their waist or interlocked with their hand.

It felt like an eternity when it was finally over. Y/n’s best friend rushed over and was introduced to Raab. “I see you brought some eye candy” They winked. “Sort of. Raab is kind of my boyfriend. Its still unofficial but yeah we’re together just not exclusive.”

Y/n was then asked a million questions to which Raab came up with the answers to pretty quickly. They didn’t have to really lie about how they met but everything else would be. Like how long they’ve been dating to which he responded, “A few months which is why we never told anyone. It’s still so new” After the interrogation it was pretty believable. Even Y/n started to believe it.

Y/n’s friends were all going to the club and begged Y/n and Raab to go with them to get to know him better, with no reason not to they went back to the hotel to get ready. Knowing their friends they grabbed a few going out fits. Raab was more casual and only brought something nice for the wedding, which April had to force him to do. 

The club was packed but it wasn’t long before they spotted the group of friends at a table ordering bottles. “Y/n!” They both said their hi’s to everyone and sat down in the booth. Before another interrogation would happen, Y/n grabbed Raab’s hand and took him to the dance floor, after a few shots of course. 

Y/n would normally dance around and sing but it might be a little off not to dance on him like every other couple in the club. So that’s what they did. A few whistles from the table could be heard from the table making the both of them laugh. 

“Are you having fun?” Y/n asked yelling into his ear. Raab nodded with a huge grin on his face. He came off as the party type and for the most part he was. Going out and drinking had always been his thing but he would like to just lay with Y/n and talk some more. It was obvious to him that it was feeling more real than fake, especially if he was ready to give up the party scene for them. By the end of the night they were both drunk and made their way to the hotel room. It wasn’t going to be fun getting ready with a headache and nausea. 

***

Y/n woke up to Raab humming in the shower. Glancing at the clock to see it was only eleven. A perfect time to wake up. It was shocking to see him up so early. You didn’t have to know Raab to know he was a deep sleeper and enjoyed sleeping in. 

Getting ready wasn’t as bad as either of them thought. Neither one of them had a raging headache and they both were in a pretty good mood. They both had on their best outfits by two, clearly taking their time to get ready since the ceremony wasn't until four. To kill some time they went down to the lobby to eat something. They played rock paper scissors to see if they should order in or just walk down stairs. Raab sadly lost but Y/n promised they’d order in Sunday since they probably would be hungover worse than last night.

The food was really good and they ate as much as possible since it'd be a little while before dinner and the reception. They talked some more and bam was brought up. Y/n asked how they met and wasn’t surprised they knew each other in high school since they were similar in a few ways. But it was a little shocking they grew closer when he got kicked out. Normally that made people grow apart. 

Y/n heard a few CKY memories and talked about the appearance on Jackass and how Bam was gonna have his own show, which he was pretty excited to be apart of. They found themselves admiring him and listening intently to him talk about everything that came to his mind.       

Everything about the ceremony was beautiful. From the decorations to the atmosphere. Y/n’s best friend looked great and so excited to marry their partner. It wasn't very long but it was perfect just the way it was. They both said their I do’s and ran off to the banquet hall to eat dinner and have some cake. Everyone else was behind them.

As everyone walked in waiter began putting plates of food onto tables. Y/n and Raab sat next to each other at a table with their friends. Y/n’s ex and their partner sat with them. It was slightly awkward but Raab paid no attention to the weird looks he got from them whenever he said something. Instantly the group liked Raab for this because it showed confidence in himself and their “relationship”. 

 After eating making small talk and their plates being cleaned up. It was time for a toast. And Y/n of course had a speech ready. When everyone said their speech the music began to play and the newly weds had their special dance. As the song ended a upbeat song played right after and Raab instantly stood up and grabbed their hand, taking them to the dance floor. 

He was not the best dancer and he looked like a complete dork, but it was funny to watch and dance next to him. They both laughed and he wrapped his arms around Y/n. 

Y/n looked up at him and smiled, wrapping their arms around his neck while his hands met their waist. "I'm glad you’re here with me”

“I’m glad you agreed to bring me” 

They continued to dance and it crossed their mind that this wasnt going to last forever. Sure they’d continue to be friends but Y/n didnt want to pretend to be with him. They wanted it to be real. For the past month Raab and Y/n have been around each other just for this wedding. Deciding to get to that later, Y/n lived in the moment with him dancing and having fun. 

Raab had felt the same since they started hanging out with them and planned on telling them later tonight. 

The newly weds ate their cake and smashed it in each other faces. Pictures and videos were taken of every moment. Y/n grabbed a two slices and gave the other to Raab. They sat down eating and made small talk, too tired to talk about anything else. 

“Wanna get going soon?” Y/n asked and he nodded his head. 

It didn’t take long before they both quietly left without anyone seeing them. Raab held their hand and ran to the nearby beach. They both took off their shoes and ran onto the cold sand, walking along the beach hand in hand. Which they didn’t need to but it was almost habit at this point. Raab stopped and turned them to face him. He clearly had something to important to say so Y/n waited for him to say it.

“I don’t want to pretend to be with you. I want to actually be with you” It was blunt straight forward and he didn’t beat around the bush at all. To have him feel the same surprised them. 

“I want that too” It was a moment before they could speak the words they’ve been wanting to say. 

“Good. Now I can do this” His hand rested below their jaw and pulled them in for a kiss. Y/n kissed back and wrapped their hands around their neck. 

It was the perfect weekend and it’d be even better when they got back to Pennsylvania.

Pretending

Summary: You ask Raab to be your fake boyfriend for your friends wedding since your ex will be there.

A/n: I will be making a fake relationship fic for everyone bc its one of my fave tropes so look out for those they should come out fairly quickly since I finished this one in a day.

Warnings: Swearing, flirting, fake relationship

Y/n stared down at the invitation in their hand. It was to a wedding, their best friends wedding. They absolutely had to go no questions. The only thing stopping them was the fact that Y/n’s ex would be their and probably with their new partner.

They had the same friend group so it wasn’t out of the ordinary to see each other often at events. It was more of an inconvenience. They didn’t end the best either but they’re civil and they never cause any problems or make things awkward for their friends.

Y/ns best friend mentioned bringing someone as their date. Some “eye candy” as she worded it. This was probably the best solution to their problem, Y/n would be more focused on their date than their ex. The only thing that sucked was their were zero candidates.

Y/n’s love life hasn’t been too exciting and no one interested them in the slightest. So with no other options Y/n called a close friend in different circle, “Bam I need to ask you a favor”

Bam had known Y/n for a while and knew them well enough to know the issues with their ex. So he was more than happy to help, the only thing was he happened to be busy that weekend. He told them not to worry about it and he’d set it all up. This wasnt very settling especially because he hung up right after.

About an hour later he called back saying he found Y/n a date. When they asked who, Bam hesitated before answering “Raab Himself” Y/n didn’t really know Raab all that well. It was a shocker that they even knew Bam. It was either Raab or no date at all so they took what they could get.

Before the wedding Bam said it’d be a good idea to hang out with Raab more so it wasn’t awkward and more believable. So, three days a week they would hang out and talk, getting to know each other day by day.

There were a few things that Y/n learned about him that kinda of surprised them. Like how smart Raab actually was, they never thought he was completely dumb but the things he did for fun were questionable. He knew a lot of random things that were pretty interesting. They also learned how funny he was especially one on one. Daab was able to read Y/n and figure out what their sense of humor was fairly quickly.

Raab also learned a lot about Y/n. Under the smart ass and bored demeanor they were actually really sweet and hilarious. It was only obvious if you looked closely. And of course all about their friend group and ex.

The wedding was in a few days and Y/n was beyond nervous. For multiple reasons but of course the thought of seeing their ex was the main issue and how believable it’d be with Raab. The plane ride there didn’t ease any nerves they had either.

“Are you scared of heights or something?” Raab asked as they boarded the plan. Y/n shook their head, “No but I’ve never been on a plane before” Laughter filled their ears and they turned around to face Raab, “Shut up” Which only made him laugh more.

The plane ride wasnt so bad and it was pretty relaxing. Even with the turbulence it wasn’t bad at all. When they did get scared though, because that was inevitable, Raabs poor arm was squeezed to death. He gave the okay but Y/n couldn’t help but feel bad.

The destination was Hawaii so it was a pretty long flight from Pennsylvania. They had off and into another plane in L.A. but that flight wasnt very long. When they finally landed jack lagged was an understatement. The gorgeous state would have to be admired the next day because both of them were too tired to anything.

The hotel had two beds and were neatly made. Raab couldn’t wait to jump on the bed and ruin it. Y/n watched him as he threw the pillows around and messed with the comforter and sheets laughing, “You’re such a kid”

In the morning, they woke up early and got ready to explore the island before going to the wedding rehearsal and then the wedding the next day.

Y/n and Raab both spent time down at the water all day laying out in the sun and drinking. Completely and entirely relaxed. Raab, of course, started building sand castles and messing around in the water. He even dumped a bucket of water all over them. They both started wrestling in the water. Surprisingly he was stronger than they thought and he pushed them into the water.

After most of the day at the water, they made their way to the rehearsal. It was a little boring but Raab made it enjoyable by whispering jokes and making fun of everyone. Y/n tried to hide their smile and cover their mouth in an attempt to silence the laughter that almost escaped their lips.

Since they were in front of Y/n’s friends and everyone else who would be attending the wedding, which including their ex, they had to be more physical. Which was already discussed and they both were okay with a little P.D.A. Everything was on the table except kissing on the lips. The cheek and forehead was fair game. So the entire rehearsal he had his hand around their waist or interlocked with their hand.

It felt like an eternity when it was finally over. Y/n’s best friend rushed over and was introduced to Raab. “I see you brought some eye candy” They winked. “Sort of. Raab is kind of my boyfriend. Its still unofficial but yeah we’re together just not exclusive.”

Y/n was then asked a million questions to which Raab came up with the answers to pretty quickly. They didn’t have to really lie about how they met but everything else would be. Like how long they’ve been dating to which he responded, “A few months which is why we never told anyone. It’s still so new” After the interrogation it was pretty believable. Even Y/n started to believe it.

Y/n’s friends were all going to the club and begged Y/n and Raab to go with them to get to know him better, with no reason not to they went back to the hotel to get ready. Knowing their friends they grabbed a few going out fits. Raab was more casual and only brought something nice for the wedding, which April had to force him to do. 

The club was packed but it wasn’t long before they spotted the group of friends at a table ordering bottles. “Y/n!” They both said their hi’s to everyone and sat down in the booth. Before another interrogation would happen, Y/n grabbed Raab’s hand and took him to the dance floor, after a few shots of course. 

Y/n would normally dance around and sing but it might be a little off not to dance on him like every other couple in the club. So that’s what they did. A few whistles from the table could be heard from the table making the both of them laugh. 

“Are you having fun?” Y/n asked yelling into his ear. Raab nodded with a huge grin on his face. He came off as the party type and for the most part he was. Going out and drinking had always been his thing but he would like to just lay with Y/n and talk some more. It was obvious to him that it was feeling more real than fake, especially if he was ready to give up the party scene for them. By the end of the night they were both drunk and made their way to the hotel room. It wasn’t going to be fun getting ready with a headache and nausea. 

***

Y/n woke up to Raab humming in the shower. Glancing at the clock to see it was only eleven. A perfect time to wake up. It was shocking to see him up so early. You didn’t have to know Raab to know he was a deep sleeper and enjoyed sleeping in. 

Getting ready wasn’t as bad as either of them thought. Neither one of them had a raging headache and they both were in a pretty good mood. They both had on their best outfits by two, clearly taking their time to get ready since the ceremony wasn't until four. To kill some time they went down to the lobby to eat something. They played rock paper scissors to see if they should order in or just walk down stairs. Raab sadly lost but Y/n promised they’d order in Sunday since they probably would be hungover worse than last night.

The food was really good and they ate as much as possible since it'd be a little while before dinner and the reception. They talked some more and bam was brought up. Y/n asked how they met and wasn’t surprised they knew each other in high school since they were similar in a few ways. But it was a little shocking they grew closer when he got kicked out. Normally that made people grow apart. 

Y/n heard a few CKY memories and talked about the appearance on Jackass and how Bam was gonna have his own show, which he was pretty excited to be apart of. They found themselves admiring him and listening intently to him talk about everything that came to his mind.       

Everything about the ceremony was beautiful. From the decorations to the atmosphere. Y/n’s best friend looked great and so excited to marry their partner. It wasn't very long but it was perfect just the way it was. They both said their I do’s and ran off to the banquet hall to eat dinner and have some cake. Everyone else was behind them.

As everyone walked in waiter began putting plates of food onto tables. Y/n and Raab sat next to each other at a table with their friends. Y/n’s ex and their partner sat with them. It was slightly awkward but Raab paid no attention to the weird looks he got from them whenever he said something. Instantly the group liked Raab for this because it showed confidence in himself and their “relationship”. 

 After eating making small talk and their plates being cleaned up. It was time for a toast. And Y/n of course had a speech ready. When everyone said their speech the music began to play and the newly weds had their special dance. As the song ended a upbeat song played right after and Raab instantly stood up and grabbed their hand, taking them to the dance floor. 

He was not the best dancer and he looked like a complete dork, but it was funny to watch and dance next to him. They both laughed and he wrapped his arms around Y/n. 

Y/n looked up at him and smiled, wrapping their arms around his neck while his hands met their waist. "I'm glad you’re here with me”

“I’m glad you agreed to bring me” 

They continued to dance and it crossed their mind that this wasnt going to last forever. Sure they’d continue to be friends but Y/n didnt want to pretend to be with him. They wanted it to be real. For the past month Raab and Y/n have been around each other just for this wedding. Deciding to get to that later, Y/n lived in the moment with him dancing and having fun. 

Raab had felt the same since they started hanging out with them and planned on telling them later tonight. 

The newly weds ate their cake and smashed it in each other faces. Pictures and videos were taken of every moment. Y/n grabbed a two slices and gave the other to Raab. They sat down eating and made small talk, too tired to talk about anything else. 

“Wanna get going soon?” Y/n asked and he nodded his head. 

It didn’t take long before they both quietly left without anyone seeing them. Raab held their hand and ran to the nearby beach. They both took off their shoes and ran onto the cold sand, walking along the beach hand in hand. Which they didn’t need to but it was almost habit at this point. Raab stopped and turned them to face him. He clearly had something to important to say so Y/n waited for him to say it.

“I don’t want to pretend to be with you. I want to actually be with you” It was blunt straight forward and he didn’t beat around the bush at all. To have him feel the same surprised them. 

“I want that too” It was a moment before they could speak the words they’ve been wanting to say. 

“Good. Now I can do this” His hand rested below their jaw and pulled them in for a kiss. Y/n kissed back and wrapped their hands around their neck. 

It was the perfect weekend and it’d be even better when they got back to Pennsylvania.

Pretending

Summary: You ask Raab to be your fake boyfriend for your friends wedding since your ex will be there.

A/n: I will be making a fake relationship fic for everyone bc its one of my fave tropes so look out for those they should come out fairly quickly since I finished this one in a day.

Warnings: Swearing, flirting, fake relationship

Y/n stared down at the invitation in their hand. It was to a wedding, their best friends wedding. They absolutely had to go no questions. The only thing stopping them was the fact that Y/n’s ex would be their and probably with their new partner.

They had the same friend group so it wasn’t out of the ordinary to see each other often at events. It was more of an inconvenience. They didn’t end the best either but they’re civil and they never cause any problems or make things awkward for their friends.

Y/ns best friend mentioned bringing someone as their date. Some “eye candy” as she worded it. This was probably the best solution to their problem, Y/n would be more focused on their date than their ex. The only thing that sucked was their were zero candidates.

Y/n’s love life hasn’t been too exciting and no one interested them in the slightest. So with no other options Y/n called a close friend in different circle, “Bam I need to ask you a favor”

Bam had known Y/n for a while and knew them well enough to know the issues with their ex. So he was more than happy to help, the only thing was he happened to be busy that weekend. He told them not to worry about it and he’d set it all up. This wasnt very settling especially because he hung up right after.

About an hour later he called back saying he found Y/n a date. When they asked who, Bam hesitated before answering “Raab Himself” Y/n didn’t really know Raab all that well. It was a shocker that they even knew Bam. It was either Raab or no date at all so they took what they could get.

Before the wedding Bam said it’d be a good idea to hang out with Raab more so it wasn’t awkward and more believable. So, three days a week they would hang out and talk, getting to know each other day by day.

There were a few things that Y/n learned about him that kinda of surprised them. Like how smart Raab actually was, they never thought he was completely dumb but the things he did for fun were questionable. He knew a lot of random things that were pretty interesting. They also learned how funny he was especially one on one. Daab was able to read Y/n and figure out what their sense of humor was fairly quickly.

Raab also learned a lot about Y/n. Under the smart ass and bored demeanor they were actually really sweet and hilarious. It was only obvious if you looked closely. And of course all about their friend group and ex.

The wedding was in a few days and Y/n was beyond nervous. For multiple reasons but of course the thought of seeing their ex was the main issue and how believable it’d be with Raab. The plane ride there didn’t ease any nerves they had either.

“Are you scared of heights or something?” Raab asked as they boarded the plan. Y/n shook their head, “No but I’ve never been on a plane before” Laughter filled their ears and they turned around to face Raab, “Shut up” Which only made him laugh more.

The plane ride wasnt so bad and it was pretty relaxing. Even with the turbulence it wasn’t bad at all. When they did get scared though, because that was inevitable, Raabs poor arm was squeezed to death. He gave the okay but Y/n couldn’t help but feel bad.

The destination was Hawaii so it was a pretty long flight from Pennsylvania. They had off and into another plane in L.A. but that flight wasnt very long. When they finally landed jack lagged was an understatement. The gorgeous state would have to be admired the next day because both of them were too tired to anything.

The hotel had two beds and were neatly made. Raab couldn’t wait to jump on the bed and ruin it. Y/n watched him as he threw the pillows around and messed with the comforter and sheets laughing, “You’re such a kid”

In the morning, they woke up early and got ready to explore the island before going to the wedding rehearsal and then the wedding the next day.

Y/n and Raab both spent time down at the water all day laying out in the sun and drinking. Completely and entirely relaxed. Raab, of course, started building sand castles and messing around in the water. He even dumped a bucket of water all over them. They both started wrestling in the water. Surprisingly he was stronger than they thought and he pushed them into the water.

After most of the day at the water, they made their way to the rehearsal. It was a little boring but Raab made it enjoyable by whispering jokes and making fun of everyone. Y/n tried to hide their smile and cover their mouth in an attempt to silence the laughter that almost escaped their lips.

Since they were in front of Y/n’s friends and everyone else who would be attending the wedding, which including their ex, they had to be more physical. Which was already discussed and they both were okay with a little P.D.A. Everything was on the table except kissing on the lips. The cheek and forehead was fair game. So the entire rehearsal he had his hand around their waist or interlocked with their hand.

It felt like an eternity when it was finally over. Y/n’s best friend rushed over and was introduced to Raab. “I see you brought some eye candy” They winked. “Sort of. Raab is kind of my boyfriend. Its still unofficial but yeah we’re together just not exclusive.”

Y/n was then asked a million questions to which Raab came up with the answers to pretty quickly. They didn’t have to really lie about how they met but everything else would be. Like how long they’ve been dating to which he responded, “A few months which is why we never told anyone. It’s still so new” After the interrogation it was pretty believable. Even Y/n started to believe it.

Y/n’s friends were all going to the club and begged Y/n and Raab to go with them to get to know him better, with no reason not to they went back to the hotel to get ready. Knowing their friends they grabbed a few going out fits. Raab was more casual and only brought something nice for the wedding, which April had to force him to do. 

The club was packed but it wasn’t long before they spotted the group of friends at a table ordering bottles. “Y/n!” They both said their hi’s to everyone and sat down in the booth. Before another interrogation would happen, Y/n grabbed Raab’s hand and took him to the dance floor, after a few shots of course. 

Y/n would normally dance around and sing but it might be a little off not to dance on him like every other couple in the club. So that’s what they did. A few whistles from the table could be heard from the table making the both of them laugh. 

“Are you having fun?” Y/n asked yelling into his ear. Raab nodded with a huge grin on his face. He came off as the party type and for the most part he was. Going out and drinking had always been his thing but he would like to just lay with Y/n and talk some more. It was obvious to him that it was feeling more real than fake, especially if he was ready to give up the party scene for them. By the end of the night they were both drunk and made their way to the hotel room. It wasn’t going to be fun getting ready with a headache and nausea. 

***

Y/n woke up to Raab humming in the shower. Glancing at the clock to see it was only eleven. A perfect time to wake up. It was shocking to see him up so early. You didn’t have to know Raab to know he was a deep sleeper and enjoyed sleeping in. 

Getting ready wasn’t as bad as either of them thought. Neither one of them had a raging headache and they both were in a pretty good mood. They both had on their best outfits by two, clearly taking their time to get ready since the ceremony wasn't until four. To kill some time they went down to the lobby to eat something. They played rock paper scissors to see if they should order in or just walk down stairs. Raab sadly lost but Y/n promised they’d order in Sunday since they probably would be hungover worse than last night.

The food was really good and they ate as much as possible since it'd be a little while before dinner and the reception. They talked some more and bam was brought up. Y/n asked how they met and wasn’t surprised they knew each other in high school since they were similar in a few ways. But it was a little shocking they grew closer when he got kicked out. Normally that made people grow apart. 

Y/n heard a few CKY memories and talked about the appearance on Jackass and how Bam was gonna have his own show, which he was pretty excited to be apart of. They found themselves admiring him and listening intently to him talk about everything that came to his mind.       

Everything about the ceremony was beautiful. From the decorations to the atmosphere. Y/n’s best friend looked great and so excited to marry their partner. It wasn't very long but it was perfect just the way it was. They both said their I do’s and ran off to the banquet hall to eat dinner and have some cake. Everyone else was behind them.

As everyone walked in waiter began putting plates of food onto tables. Y/n and Raab sat next to each other at a table with their friends. Y/n’s ex and their partner sat with them. It was slightly awkward but Raab paid no attention to the weird looks he got from them whenever he said something. Instantly the group liked Raab for this because it showed confidence in himself and their “relationship”. 

 After eating making small talk and their plates being cleaned up. It was time for a toast. And Y/n of course had a speech ready. When everyone said their speech the music began to play and the newly weds had their special dance. As the song ended a upbeat song played right after and Raab instantly stood up and grabbed their hand, taking them to the dance floor. 

He was not the best dancer and he looked like a complete dork, but it was funny to watch and dance next to him. They both laughed and he wrapped his arms around Y/n. 

Y/n looked up at him and smiled, wrapping their arms around his neck while his hands met their waist. "I'm glad you’re here with me”

“I’m glad you agreed to bring me” 

They continued to dance and it crossed their mind that this wasnt going to last forever. Sure they’d continue to be friends but Y/n didnt want to pretend to be with him. They wanted it to be real. For the past month Raab and Y/n have been around each other just for this wedding. Deciding to get to that later, Y/n lived in the moment with him dancing and having fun. 

Raab had felt the same since they started hanging out with them and planned on telling them later tonight. 

The newly weds ate their cake and smashed it in each other faces. Pictures and videos were taken of every moment. Y/n grabbed a two slices and gave the other to Raab. They sat down eating and made small talk, too tired to talk about anything else. 

“Wanna get going soon?” Y/n asked and he nodded his head. 

It didn’t take long before they both quietly left without anyone seeing them. Raab held their hand and ran to the nearby beach. They both took off their shoes and ran onto the cold sand, walking along the beach hand in hand. Which they didn’t need to but it was almost habit at this point. Raab stopped and turned them to face him. He clearly had something to important to say so Y/n waited for him to say it.

“I don’t want to pretend to be with you. I want to actually be with you” It was blunt straight forward and he didn’t beat around the bush at all. To have him feel the same surprised them. 

“I want that too” It was a moment before they could speak the words they’ve been wanting to say. 

“Good. Now I can do this” His hand rested below their jaw and pulled them in for a kiss. Y/n kissed back and wrapped their hands around their neck. 

It was the perfect weekend and it’d be even better when they got back to Pennsylvania.

Pretending

Summary: You ask Raab to be your fake boyfriend for your friends wedding since your ex will be there.

A/n: I will be making a fake relationship fic for everyone bc its one of my fave tropes so look out for those they should come out fairly quickly since I finished this one in a day.

Warnings: Swearing, flirting, fake relationship

Y/n stared down at the invitation in their hand. It was to a wedding, their best friends wedding. They absolutely had to go no questions. The only thing stopping them was the fact that Y/n’s ex would be their and probably with their new partner.

They had the same friend group so it wasn’t out of the ordinary to see each other often at events. It was more of an inconvenience. They didn’t end the best either but they’re civil and they never cause any problems or make things awkward for their friends.

Y/ns best friend mentioned bringing someone as their date. Some “eye candy” as she worded it. This was probably the best solution to their problem, Y/n would be more focused on their date than their ex. The only thing that sucked was their were zero candidates.

Y/n’s love life hasn’t been too exciting and no one interested them in the slightest. So with no other options Y/n called a close friend in different circle, “Bam I need to ask you a favor”

Bam had known Y/n for a while and knew them well enough to know the issues with their ex. So he was more than happy to help, the only thing was he happened to be busy that weekend. He told them not to worry about it and he’d set it all up. This wasnt very settling especially because he hung up right after.

About an hour later he called back saying he found Y/n a date. When they asked who, Bam hesitated before answering “Raab Himself” Y/n didn’t really know Raab all that well. It was a shocker that they even knew Bam. It was either Raab or no date at all so they took what they could get.

Before the wedding Bam said it’d be a good idea to hang out with Raab more so it wasn’t awkward and more believable. So, three days a week they would hang out and talk, getting to know each other day by day.

There were a few things that Y/n learned about him that kinda of surprised them. Like how smart Raab actually was, they never thought he was completely dumb but the things he did for fun were questionable. He knew a lot of random things that were pretty interesting. They also learned how funny he was especially one on one. Daab was able to read Y/n and figure out what their sense of humor was fairly quickly.

Raab also learned a lot about Y/n. Under the smart ass and bored demeanor they were actually really sweet and hilarious. It was only obvious if you looked closely. And of course all about their friend group and ex.

The wedding was in a few days and Y/n was beyond nervous. For multiple reasons but of course the thought of seeing their ex was the main issue and how believable it’d be with Raab. The plane ride there didn’t ease any nerves they had either.

“Are you scared of heights or something?” Raab asked as they boarded the plan. Y/n shook their head, “No but I’ve never been on a plane before” Laughter filled their ears and they turned around to face Raab, “Shut up” Which only made him laugh more.

The plane ride wasnt so bad and it was pretty relaxing. Even with the turbulence it wasn’t bad at all. When they did get scared though, because that was inevitable, Raabs poor arm was squeezed to death. He gave the okay but Y/n couldn’t help but feel bad.

The destination was Hawaii so it was a pretty long flight from Pennsylvania. They had off and into another plane in L.A. but that flight wasnt very long. When they finally landed jack lagged was an understatement. The gorgeous state would have to be admired the next day because both of them were too tired to anything.

The hotel had two beds and were neatly made. Raab couldn’t wait to jump on the bed and ruin it. Y/n watched him as he threw the pillows around and messed with the comforter and sheets laughing, “You’re such a kid”

In the morning, they woke up early and got ready to explore the island before going to the wedding rehearsal and then the wedding the next day.

Y/n and Raab both spent time down at the water all day laying out in the sun and drinking. Completely and entirely relaxed. Raab, of course, started building sand castles and messing around in the water. He even dumped a bucket of water all over them. They both started wrestling in the water. Surprisingly he was stronger than they thought and he pushed them into the water.

After most of the day at the water, they made their way to the rehearsal. It was a little boring but Raab made it enjoyable by whispering jokes and making fun of everyone. Y/n tried to hide their smile and cover their mouth in an attempt to silence the laughter that almost escaped their lips.

Since they were in front of Y/n’s friends and everyone else who would be attending the wedding, which including their ex, they had to be more physical. Which was already discussed and they both were okay with a little P.D.A. Everything was on the table except kissing on the lips. The cheek and forehead was fair game. So the entire rehearsal he had his hand around their waist or interlocked with their hand.

It felt like an eternity when it was finally over. Y/n’s best friend rushed over and was introduced to Raab. “I see you brought some eye candy” They winked. “Sort of. Raab is kind of my boyfriend. Its still unofficial but yeah we’re together just not exclusive.”

Y/n was then asked a million questions to which Raab came up with the answers to pretty quickly. They didn’t have to really lie about how they met but everything else would be. Like how long they’ve been dating to which he responded, “A few months which is why we never told anyone. It’s still so new” After the interrogation it was pretty believable. Even Y/n started to believe it.

Y/n’s friends were all going to the club and begged Y/n and Raab to go with them to get to know him better, with no reason not to they went back to the hotel to get ready. Knowing their friends they grabbed a few going out fits. Raab was more casual and only brought something nice for the wedding, which April had to force him to do. 

The club was packed but it wasn’t long before they spotted the group of friends at a table ordering bottles. “Y/n!” They both said their hi’s to everyone and sat down in the booth. Before another interrogation would happen, Y/n grabbed Raab’s hand and took him to the dance floor, after a few shots of course. 

Y/n would normally dance around and sing but it might be a little off not to dance on him like every other couple in the club. So that’s what they did. A few whistles from the table could be heard from the table making the both of them laugh. 

“Are you having fun?” Y/n asked yelling into his ear. Raab nodded with a huge grin on his face. He came off as the party type and for the most part he was. Going out and drinking had always been his thing but he would like to just lay with Y/n and talk some more. It was obvious to him that it was feeling more real than fake, especially if he was ready to give up the party scene for them. By the end of the night they were both drunk and made their way to the hotel room. It wasn’t going to be fun getting ready with a headache and nausea. 

***

Y/n woke up to Raab humming in the shower. Glancing at the clock to see it was only eleven. A perfect time to wake up. It was shocking to see him up so early. You didn’t have to know Raab to know he was a deep sleeper and enjoyed sleeping in. 

Getting ready wasn’t as bad as either of them thought. Neither one of them had a raging headache and they both were in a pretty good mood. They both had on their best outfits by two, clearly taking their time to get ready since the ceremony wasn't until four. To kill some time they went down to the lobby to eat something. They played rock paper scissors to see if they should order in or just walk down stairs. Raab sadly lost but Y/n promised they’d order in Sunday since they probably would be hungover worse than last night.

The food was really good and they ate as much as possible since it'd be a little while before dinner and the reception. They talked some more and bam was brought up. Y/n asked how they met and wasn’t surprised they knew each other in high school since they were similar in a few ways. But it was a little shocking they grew closer when he got kicked out. Normally that made people grow apart. 

Y/n heard a few CKY memories and talked about the appearance on Jackass and how Bam was gonna have his own show, which he was pretty excited to be apart of. They found themselves admiring him and listening intently to him talk about everything that came to his mind.       

Everything about the ceremony was beautiful. From the decorations to the atmosphere. Y/n’s best friend looked great and so excited to marry their partner. It wasn't very long but it was perfect just the way it was. They both said their I do’s and ran off to the banquet hall to eat dinner and have some cake. Everyone else was behind them.

As everyone walked in waiter began putting plates of food onto tables. Y/n and Raab sat next to each other at a table with their friends. Y/n’s ex and their partner sat with them. It was slightly awkward but Raab paid no attention to the weird looks he got from them whenever he said something. Instantly the group liked Raab for this because it showed confidence in himself and their “relationship”. 

 After eating making small talk and their plates being cleaned up. It was time for a toast. And Y/n of course had a speech ready. When everyone said their speech the music began to play and the newly weds had their special dance. As the song ended a upbeat song played right after and Raab instantly stood up and grabbed their hand, taking them to the dance floor. 

He was not the best dancer and he looked like a complete dork, but it was funny to watch and dance next to him. They both laughed and he wrapped his arms around Y/n. 

Y/n looked up at him and smiled, wrapping their arms around his neck while his hands met their waist. "I'm glad you’re here with me”

“I’m glad you agreed to bring me” 

They continued to dance and it crossed their mind that this wasnt going to last forever. Sure they’d continue to be friends but Y/n didnt want to pretend to be with him. They wanted it to be real. For the past month Raab and Y/n have been around each other just for this wedding. Deciding to get to that later, Y/n lived in the moment with him dancing and having fun. 

Raab had felt the same since they started hanging out with them and planned on telling them later tonight. 

The newly weds ate their cake and smashed it in each other faces. Pictures and videos were taken of every moment. Y/n grabbed a two slices and gave the other to Raab. They sat down eating and made small talk, too tired to talk about anything else. 

“Wanna get going soon?” Y/n asked and he nodded his head. 

It didn’t take long before they both quietly left without anyone seeing them. Raab held their hand and ran to the nearby beach. They both took off their shoes and ran onto the cold sand, walking along the beach hand in hand. Which they didn’t need to but it was almost habit at this point. Raab stopped and turned them to face him. He clearly had something to important to say so Y/n waited for him to say it.

“I don’t want to pretend to be with you. I want to actually be with you” It was blunt straight forward and he didn’t beat around the bush at all. To have him feel the same surprised them. 

“I want that too” It was a moment before they could speak the words they’ve been wanting to say. 

“Good. Now I can do this” His hand rested below their jaw and pulled them in for a kiss. Y/n kissed back and wrapped their hands around their neck. 

It was the perfect weekend and it’d be even better when they got back to Pennsylvania.