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last updated: 10/18/2022

Series:

Bam Margera

Call It Fate: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Final Part

One Shots:

Ryan Dunn

More than you’ll ever know

Golf Course Shenanigans

Perfect Match

Steve-o 

About time

Chris Raab

*Road trip

Two Idiots

Picnic Date

Stuck With Me

Best Friends

Behind the scenes

Pretending

Bam Margera

Need to Change

Johnny Knoxville

Cold Feet

Dico

Cky gets jobs

Headcannons:

Mornings With Steve-o

Watching Twilight

love when the jackass guys are like "dont perform these stunts at home we're professionals!!" professional what?? whores?

Call It Fate

Chapter Two

Warnings: Swearing, Kissing, Pet names

Past

Bam couldn't get her out of his head. He laid in bed staring at the ceiling. Her voice and laugh replayed in his mind. 'It's only been one day but I have to see her again.' Bam never got her number, too busy to ask for it. The morning after she left early to go to work. 'No biggie I'll just talk to Knoxville.'

While the crew was setting up for a stunt that Steve-o was going to do, Bam walked up to Johnny. "Knoxville. I need you to get me Y/n's number."

"Oh, man. Sorry, Bam I didn't get her friend's number." He rubbed the back of his neck and laughed awkwardly.

They were only going to stay in L.A for one more day so he needed to get it as soon as possible.

While Bam was trying to think of another way to get her number without going to her house and asking for it, Y/n would not stop talking about that night with Bam. "He's just- I don't know. He's fun and chaotic. I like it."

"We went down the stairs on his skateboard and put a hole in the wall!"

"Yeah, but wasn't it funny and he wasn't badly injured." She tried to defend him but Y/f/n wasn't hearing it."Date someone who isn't going to ruin our house."

It seemed like there was no way of reconnecting with him and she wanted nothing more than another night with him. That's all it was nothing serious just some fun.

The day was over and the girls were sitting on the couch watching a show. Not too long in there was a knock on the door. They paused the show, "Rock, paper, Scissors who gets the door." Y/f/n did rock and Y/n threw scissors. With a groan, she ran over to the door to open it. "Oh. Hey"

"Hi sweetheart, mind if I grab my jacket?" Johnny had his hands in his pockets and swayed back and forth a little. "No not at all" She smiled and opened the door so he could come in.

"I can't remember where I left it. Maybe in her room?" He awkwardly laughed. "Y/f/n do you remember where his jacket is?" She nodded and got up from the couch, grabbing his hand to take him upstairs.

It soon clicked that Johnny wasn't even wearing a jacket to the party. She rolled her eyes and went into the kitchen for a snack. Y/n made sure to play music and be extra loud so she wouldn't hear anything she didn't want to.

As she looked into the fridge she heard someone talking over the music. When she closed the fridge Bam stood in the kitchen out of breath with his hands on his knees. "I need your number. Please" He looked up at her with a goofy grin on his face.

"I guess that would be fine." She laughed putting her number into his phone. "I gotta go but I'll see you again."

The next day Bam called her as soon as he woke up. He didn't want to spend another second without her. 'What are you doing? I'm on my way.' Y/n rolled out of bed and got ready, she put on shorts and a long sleeve with a t-shirt over. When she was just about ready the doorbell rang more than shed like this early in the morning.

"Fuck, Bam." She opened the door still half asleep. "Good, you're ready. No questions let's go." With that they left to wherever he had in mind. He dragged her out of the house at 9 in the morning to go to a skatepark. It was clear Bam wanted to impress her, but she wasn’t bored. It was pretty cool to see how good of a skater he is. After an hour of that the went to the mall. Y/n didn’t take him for the mall type, but he was enjoying himself and signing boards and posters for people.

Walking around had never been so fun before. They made fun of people walking by and even messed with them. All harmless of course, nothing more than small jokes. 'I wanna kiss you so bad.' 'You’re my step-brother!'

They found Ryan at the pier talking to some girl. That was when Bam had the genius idea of fucking around with him. He bought an Slurpee just to dump on him. "God damnit, Bam!" If the girl wasn’t scared away by the Slurpee. it was definitely when they both started wrestling. "Alright. Alright!" Bam laughed

"What else is there to do around her, Y/n?" Ryan asked and she shrugged, "I know a few spots but they’re nothing more than nice views to smoke at or where most people fuck."

"We should go there." Bam wiggled his eyebrows at her which made her laugh and playfully smack his arm.

Being out all day made the three of them exhausted. They drove back to Y/n's to drop her off. Bam got out of the car to walk her to her doorstep. "Well its been a fun few days."

"Yeah. It has." He sighed, "Can I kiss you, gorgeous?" The nickname made her heart skip a beat. Normally she hated pet names, they made her cringe, but the way he sounded saying them made her knees weak.

"Yes." Her arms wrapped around his neck He pushed her against the front door and kissed her. His hands tapped the back of her thighs and she jumped. "God, I can't get enough of you." His lips left her lips and attached to her neck.

"Ew, Y/n! Not on the doorstep!" Y/f/n yelled through the window next to the door. He set her down and she opened the front door.

"Alright, well our flight leaves tonight." A mischievous grin glued to his face. "Bam what the fuck are you talking about? I have work!"

"Call off" He shrugged

She stared into his eyes trying to see if he was serious and if it was even worth calling off. After a few seconds of silence, she sighed, "Fine but I can't stay too long." Her arms were folded over her chest. He kissed her cheek and ran back to the car, "You won't regret it gorgeous!"

"He's a walking red flag!" Y/f/n laughed in shock.

"Maybe." She shrugged and they both sat on the couch to watch a show.

~

Bam abruptly stormed inside, "Let's go, princess!"

"Okay okay. I just have to get my suitcase." She said pointing upstairs. "Oh don't worry about that. DUNN!"

Ryan came in throwing his hands up annoyed. "Grab Y/n's suitcase."

"Fuck no! No offense" He looked over at Y/n who just laughed. "Fine. I'll get it." Bam sighed. While rolling the suitcase out of her room, he came up with a quicker way to get the suitcase down the stairs. At the top of the staircase, he laid the suitcase down and laid on it. Bam pushed himself down the stairs. It worked at first but he started to tumble after a few steps.

"Wow, the Y/n likes that guy." Ryan had his camera out recording the whole thing. He must've known Bam would've done something so stupid. She just smiled and shook her head at bam. "Why wouldn't she" Bam smiled at the camera and turned to lick Y/n's face. "BAM!" She screamed.

"Can't wait for her to meet April and Phil." He talked to Ryan behind the camera. "I'm meeting your parents?!" He just shrugged and Ryan turned the camera to Y/n's shocked face.

More Than You’ll Ever Know

Summary: Ryan has a crush on his best friend

Warnings: Swearing, mentions of drinking and being drunk, sadish (lmk if I missed anything)

Ryan Dunn x GN reader 

Ryan’s Pov

It was just a school crush. Nothing serious. We've been friends for too long, it would completely ruin our friendship. I mean do they even like-

"Ryan?" They waved their hand in front of my face with a wide grin on theirs. The smile that makes me weak in the knees. That same smile that made me fall for them when we first met.

"Sorry. Just thinking about ways to fuck with Bam." They'd never believe that. God I'm an idiot.

"It's fine. I was just asking if you'd take me to prom." Their voice was soft and smooth. The kinda voice that'd make me agree to anything. It was beautiful, I'd listen to them talk all day if I could.

"Oh, yeah. Why not?" I shrugged playing it cool.

"Great!" They cheered

I wouldn't have ever gone if Y/n hadn't asked me. It was one of my favorite nights with them. The loud music, the smile that never left their face, pregaming and bringing a little flask of alcohol. Everything was perfect.

~

"Jeez, Ry. You really fucked up your face." Their soft touches cleaned up the cuts that were nothing more than scratches. I told them that it was fine but Y/n insisted on making sure they didn't get infected. 

Wow. Why do I want to kiss them right now? Maybe it was just the intimacy of it all. They’re just being sweet. "Definitely worth it. I mean did you see how gnarly- Right, sorry for worrying you." They gave me a disapproving look. Did Y/n not think the stunts were cool? Were they actually worried I’d get too hurt?

~

Y/n's parents were never really home, so most of the time when we'd hang out it'd be at their house. Their parents really disliked us, especially when we came over. And they always knew we did because something always ended up breaking. Mugs, dishes, the table in living room, the leg of the couch, and even the bathroom door. The list went on and on. Most of the time it was me because of my clumsiness, but Bam was right behind me. He wasn't that clumsy, just had a bad habit of breaking shit.

Their final straw was probably when we broke down the door. We were officially banned from coming over. Bam and I always payed and cleaned up our mess but they were probably over having to deal with it in the first place, with good reason.

"We're gonna use this to unlock the door." Bam held up a screwdriver. He started to unscrew the round door handle.

"Fuck off and let me piss." I yelled oblivious to what they were doing. Until the entire handle of the door came off. "Fuck me."

Bam looked through the hole in the door and laughed. "Dico, I got it!" He yelled. Multiple footsteps came running over. I finished before anyone else could see me standing there with my dick out. 

"Ha ha very funny." I tried to open the door but it wouldn't budge. "Will you fuckers let me out now?"

"We're not stopping you." Raab laughed

I tried to open it so many times and it still wouldn't open. Bam and Raab even tried from their side. As annoyed as I was, it was pretty funny.

Bam volunteered to break it down and after a few tries he did.

"You've got to be shitting me." Y/n laughed, "How the fuck am I gonna explain this one."

~

"Guys this is my partner that I've been telling you all about!" Y/n was looking at them the same way they used to look at me. I didn't realize how much this actually hurt. How much I actually liked them. 

"Oh what's up." Bam nodded his head at them and I did the same. We were busy thinking of more dumb shit to do anyway. I ignored them for most of the night and stuck with Bam until they finally left.

"Do you like Y/n's partner?" The question left my lips before I could stop it. He's gonna know. Oh man he better not be a dick about it.

"Not really," He was putting together a new board. Hardly paying attention, "But if they like them then there's nothing we can do."

He had a point. For once in his life Bam was right. Fuckin' dick.

~

After a few months Y/n stopped coming around, too busy with her significant other. It was the same with and without them but it was always nice when they were around.

The night was the same as any other. Dico, Raab, Rake, and I were at Bam's house. It was one of the rare nights we didn't do anything and just stayed home. I think it was April's least favorite night.

In the middle of talking about what we were gonna do tomorrow there was a knock on the door. We weren't expecting anyone, so it was a surprise to all of us. "Dunn. Get the door!" Bam shouted, for no reason. We were a few feet apart. What an ass. There were another few knocks and I sighed, "Fuck you."

I opened the door and saw Y/n standing there. Watery eyes and dried tears on their cheeks. Instinctively I pulled them into a hug. "Its okay." They cried into my chest while one hand scratched their back and the other held their head. "I got you, Its okay."

I never wanted to see them cry anyways, but I made sure to never see Y/n that sad ever again.

~

I remember our very first argument. Serious one that is, we constantly argued about everything.

'Ew why do you put jam on toast like that? You look stupid.'

'How else do you put jam on fuckin' toast?'

They had every right to be mad, but I was too stubborn to admit it. Y/n was out with their friends and I was out with Bam and some others. We all happened to end up at the same bar after a long night out. They were drinking too much and even though they were taken care of. I made sure to get them home that night.

"You're not my boyfriend, so you can stop acting like it!" The comment stung. It was true, there was no need to act like a boyfriend. My intentions were good of course but they were with their friends safely already. "I just wanted to make sure you got home safe!"

"I already made sure I would! Stop trying to ruin my fun!" They scoffed and got out of my car. Y/n didn't slam the door, they left it open. Dick. "Fuck you, Ryan!"

"Come on. Go inside, Y/n. Please?" I stepped out of my car to close my door. 

They continued to yell at me in their drunken state. It was no excuse to be as rude as they were. "I never wanna see you again." Y/n stopped yelling and walked inside.

It wasn't that bad of an argument but the situation itself was bad. We got passed it after we both apologized. That was the one and only time we got into it bad.

~

"I'm moving." The words replayed in my mind, they were quiet and if I wasn’t listening so intently I would've missed them. They had already told Bam and everyone else. I was the last to know. And I was at a loss for words.

My eyes looked everywhere but theirs. Their gorgeous eyes. The ones that would make me confess everything if I stared into them for too long.

"Wow, Ryan. Cat got your tongue?" They lightly joked. I might've laughed if I wasn't thinking about what to say. Should I confess now? It wouldn't hurt. Right? No. I cant. It'd be selfish and hurt them even more.

"Are you gonna come and visit?" I finally looked at them. Y/n was teary eyed, with the same hurt look on their face when they came to Bam's.

"I'm going to Washington. My dad got a job out there. Plus, the colleges out there aren't too bad if I changed my mind about not going."

Fuck. This is it then.

"So this is goodbye?" Dumb question. They nodded their head and tried to hold back tears. With a sigh I hugged them.

Memories of us over the years played through my mind. The first time we kissed. It was a dare and before I even liked them, but funny to look back on. The time Y/n's dog bit me when I broke into their house as a joke. We even got matching tattoos when we blacked out. They smoked their first cigarette with me. The times I took care of them drunk.

"I'll miss you. More than you'll ever know." Hopefully they'd read between the lines and understand what I really want to say but cant. Not because I can't but because it was too late.

"Don't get all sappy on me now, Ry" They laughed while tears rushed down their face.

~

The day they left Bam and I went to their house helping them pack things into the car. Y/n's parents were thankful for the help. That was the only time they talked to us without yelling or being mad at us. There wasn't much to help with anyway because they already put all of the big things in the U-Haul.

Everything was in the car and it was time for them to leave. "Well, see you guys around." They smiled and my heart ached.

"Yeah see you around." Bam mumbled. Clearly as upset as I was.

"Bye, Y/n." I placed my hand on the side of their face, my thumb ready to wipe away any tears. Y/n smiled softly and took a deep breathe. "I really will miss you. Both of you."

"Obviously there's no one like us" Bam lightly joked

"Maybe that’s a good thing." Y/n laughed

After a few more seconds Y/n waved and got into the backseat of the car. The car drove down the street out of sight.

"You never told Y/n, did you?"

“No.”

Call It Fate

Final Chapter

Present

"That's perfect, sweetheart. Exactly what we were thinking." Johnny stood up and clapped. The others were pleased but not entirely. They looked at each other like there was still more to be said. It wasn't hard to figure them out when they stared at Johnny hoping he'd be the one to ask or say whatever it was.

A sigh escaped her lips, "What else is there? Do you know how stressful you're making this whole thing? Just spit it out, no need to walk around it."

"Right. Sorry, doll. We just have the perfect person for you to date." Johnny rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly.

"It better not be one of you idiots," The guys quietly laughed, "It is isn't it? I can't stand you guys"

Before going over to Y/n's they pulled straws to see who would be her fake boyfriend. Ryan got the second shortest straw, so he was sent in to ask her first. Chris got the shortest straw so he was her fake boyfriend. While Ryan was inside they waited in the car. He was taking longer than he was supposed to so they stormed inside.

"Chris you better be a good fake boyfriend or I'm breaking up with you." She lightly joked making him laugh, "I'll be the best boyfriend ever."

The plan wasn't anything outrageous. They were just gonna go out and get caught by the paparazzi. Dinner and some drinks and after that, they'd get into the same car heading over to her place. A lot of PDA was off the table, hand-holding and hugging was the only thing allowed. Kissing is crossing the line. Ryan was the one who came up with the idea. He said that after the breakup Bam said he'd be so pissed if she went out with one of the guys.

Y/n was surprised Ryan was trying so hard to break them up. She was surprised they were all so willing to get rid of her. Best friends usually don't make a plan to break up with their best friends. If she was as bad and toxic as they said she was then it was what needed to be done for everyone's sake.

"Clear your schedule. The next few days you're gonna be with Chris."

"Let me call Taylor."

~~~

"Wow, Chris. You clean up nice." she smiled wide and fixed his tie. "You look as beautiful as ever, Y/n." He gently grabbed her hand and kissed it. This was going to be easy, they were both flirty so it wouldn't be hard to fool cameras.

Her personal driver dropped them off at a nice restaurant. Chris got out and helped her out of the car, taking her hand in his. She smiled at him while he had his familiar goofy grin stuck on his face. The cameras snapped so many pictures of them just getting out of the car. Everyone made it so easy for their plan to fall into place perfectly.

Chris and Y/n were friends so it wasn't out of the ordinary to spend time with him, it's just been so long that it made it look a little odd and more than friendly. At dinner, they talked about current things going on in their lives and how Jackass was becoming really popular. She talked about how modeling was going great and she was sponsored by a few really good brands and she got free clothes to wear out and got paid to do so.

When dinner was over they walked back to her car, his arm hung around her shoulder. The cameras were all over them. Paparazzi yelled and asked if this was a date and if they were together. They both just laughed and got in. "Was that believable?" He laughed and Y/n shrugged, "I think so."

Back at her house Johnny and the other waited. When she and Chris walked in the guys rushed over to them. "You two are naturals!" Steve-o laughed showing the pictures of them. It definitely looked like a date.

They all hung out and talked about nothing for what felt like forever. After checking the time they decided it was time to go back to their hotel. Y/n offered the open rooms she had. They insisted it was fine and she said okay and to let her know if they changed their mind."I rather sleep in your room, girlfriend," Chris smirked making everyone laugh.

"Goodnight guys. See you whenever."

~

Y/n woke up to her phone buzzing. She answered it half-awake, expecting it to be Taylor. "I have the day off Tae. Please let me sleep." She groaned.

"It's Bam."

She immediately sat up, now fully awake. It was a surprise that he reached out so soon."Hey, Bam." Y/n spoke.

"Are you with Chris?" He cut right to the chase. She had no idea if she was supposed to play along or just say they got the story twisted.

"Why do you care?" Wow, great answer. You really got him there. Y/n rolled her eyes at her own stupidity. "Cause- Because Y/n, I just do."

"We just went out to dinner."

He stayed silent for a little before speaking again, "Please don't date him. Any of them."

"I can't promise that, Bam. Plus don't you have a girlfriend?"

He sighed into the phone and chuckled, "I did." "Please, Y/n. Please don't date them. Don't date anyone else if it isn't me."

"Bam-"

"I'm so in love with you and I don't think I'll ever stop loving you."

As much as the plan was working, this was an unexpected turn that she didn't plan for. It clicked right then and there that this is what the guys planned on happening. Y/n felt stupid for not realizing it sooner.

"I never stopped loving you either. I missed you, Bam"

"I'll be over soon. As in twelve hours from now."

She laughed as tears fell from her face. They stayed on the phone talking about everything they could. Updating each other on the past six months, while getting ready. Y/n couldn't wait to see him again.

As she walked downstairs she heard voices. 'Johnny and the others must be here.' When the living room was in sight they all sat around the room. "God. I'm gonna get a restraining order for all of you."

"Not for me, right?" It shouldn't have been a surprise that Bam lied about coming in twelve hours and was already here. Y/n felt an overwhelming sense of happiness and jumped into his arms.

"Asshole, you should've told me you were here already."

"I know, I just wanted to surprise you."

The guys were happy they were sort of together. They all left so they can sort out whatever they needed to, to be together again. It didn't take long for Y/n and Bam to talk things out. He offered to take her out on a date to kind of start fresh. Of course, they've known each other forever but they did break up so it only felt right to ask her out.  Before moving in together and making any rash decisions they'd go slow and only go on dates until dating again.

A/N: So this is the final part of the story. I appreciate everyone who read this little series and enjoyed it ! If you want a epilogue or update chapter lmk, otherwise you can kinda make up your own ending, which I think is pretty cool, but yeah thank you for reading my stuff. :)

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Viva La Bam RPF, Jackass (Movies) RPF Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Ryan Dunn/Bam Margera Characters: Ryan Dunn, Bam Margera Additional Tags: Jealousy, Love Confessions, Implied Sexual Content, Kissing, Best Friends Summary:

“The kiss, sweetest And touch, so warm The smile, kindest In this world, so cold and strong” - Close to the Flame, HIM