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puffy’s prompt + au list.
for the last several weeks i have been stuck in a bit of writer’s block. nothing too severe, but still, i haven’t had much inspiration for fresh, new ideas. so, i decided to put together a small, little list of some misplaced dialogue prompts i have had resting in my google docs for quite a long while now. you can send in 1 - 2 prompts, a character or ship, as well as an AU. i will then write a drabble based on what you give me to work with. however, it could turn out to be longer, it all just depends on how inspired i am by the request. here is the list of fandoms, characters, and ships i write for.
Dialogue Prompts:
"Correct me if I’m wrong, but I thought you hit puberty already.”
“I'm sick of pretending.”
“I love you so much. You'll always be more than enough.”
“We’re not together, y’know. Him and I.”
“Why are you so nice to everyone? To me?”
“What are we?”
“I didn't fall for you, you tripped me!” “No. You fell. Almost like that one time over there where you nearly broke your knee cap.”
“Would it be okay if I told you I love you?” “No.” “Well, too bad, because I do. You’re just going to have to get used to that because it’s a fact of life.”
“We really ought to talk.”
“Me oh my, isn’t that a surprise?”
“I wish I could hate you more than I do.”
“If you've always hated me, why did you bother with saving me?”
“Do you love him?” “I do, but not like you think.”
“You can't because this is wrong, or because this feels right?”
“You kissed me. I kissed you. Felt like chemistry, if you ask me.”
“You’re Scared. It’s okay to be scared, y’know. It’s a natural, human instinct. You are human, right?”
“And you are?”
“Are you an angel? Because -” “Yeah, I am. But keep in mind, so was Lucifer.”
“I love you, love you, love you, love you...” “Please shut up. You’re only drunk.”
“Please don’t look at me like that.” “Like what?” “Like there’s a chance you might actually care about me.”
“You trust me, right?” “Not really.” “Good, because I don’t either.”
“Please. Just let me help for once.”
“Open up. I know you’re in there.” “I’m not home.” “They always say that in the movies. Don’t be like the people in the movies.”
“Don’t die on me, please.” “Might actually miss me, huh?” “No. I’d just be out of a home, and it’s the dead of winter.”
“Don’t ever expect me to take a bullet for you, but if the time ever came, I would definitely let you have the last doughnut.”
“Don’t let go. Not now, not ever.”
“Promise?” “Promise.”
“I think I might just die without you.” “No. You wouldn’t. You’d survive, and trust me when I say that’s much worse.”
“I love you.” “Prove it.”
“I couldn’t sleep, and not just because of my insomnia.”
“Just... hold me. Please.”
“You have a cute face. Let’s kiss.”
“Can I kiss you?”
“Let’s go get a slushie.”
“Let’s paint the town red tonight. Just you and I. What do you say?”
“I love you just a little too much.”
“You’re insane.” “Perhaps. But aren’t we all just a little bit manic?”
“I think in another life I’m a cat. I somehow always survive these type of situations.”
“Spin me as fast as you can, and twirl me around until I can’t see. Make me laugh until I can’t breathe.”
“I understand if you don’t want the baby. But I do, and I am, and I will.”
“You make me crazy, but baby, maybe I like the taste of insanity.”
“I love you. More than I ever, truly knew. More than you’ll ever begin to know.”
“Everything I do is all for you.”
“Would it really kill you if we kissed?”
“You changed the game.”
“In case you haven’t noticed, I’m too busy being yours to even bother with anyone else.” “Well, in case you haven’t noticed, I’m too busy ignoring you to even care.”
“It’s simply enough to be in love with you, and even more so to be loved by you.”
“Kissing’s overrated.”
“I want to be yours. Is that really too much to ask?”
“We found each other. Call it a mere coincidence if you will, but I don’t believe our meeting was just a happy accident.”
“Just say the words, and I’ll be yours.”
“You’re hopeless.” “Nah, I’ve got you. I can at least say I’ve got that going for me.”
“You’re cold, I’m hot. If I didn’t know better, I’d say destiny has a hand in all this.”
“Just stay where you are. I’m on my way, okay?”
“I’ve got my secrets, but oh darling, don’t we all?”
“Ouch. Feelin’ mean today, huh?” “I’m mean everyday, babe. Try and keep up.”
“Read my lips.”
“You can’t scam me into loving you.”
“Sweets, you couldn’t ignore me even if you tried.”
“You know you can talk to me.” “I know.”
“I’m having a bad day.”
“Please shut up. You’re contaminating the air with a toxic amount of stupidity.”
“Don’t worry about it. It’s on the house.”
“Can’t you see that I am yours, and you are mine?” “No. People do not belong to people. That’s just not the way it works.”
“Let’s run away, just you and I. We can be the modern day Bonnie and Clyde.”
“I’m going to kill you.” “Too late. Already have.”
“I love you.” “Thanks.”
“Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment, or two?”
“My mistake was falling for you.”
“Being bad feels pretty good, huh?”
“You were the beginning of my ending.”
“And what do you know about love?” “Absolutely nothing at all.”
“I hate you.” “Would it be childish of me to say I hate you more?”
“I don’t believe I ever had one of those.” “One of what?” “A heart.”
“There are many things that I am unsure of. Our friendship, and your mental state included.”
“If you value your life at all, you’ll shut up.”
“You told me you loved me, but I think I was drunk.”
“My heart told me to come to you, my head told me to stay. Honestly, my head really is a stupid place.”
“Kiss me like you don’t just need me.”
“May I suggest a make out session to help us figure out this little problem of ours?”
List of AUs
Arranged Marriage
Art Museum
Assassin
Back in Time (e. g. 1920s, 1950s, etc.)
Beauty & the Beast
Boarding School/Dark Prep School
Bookstore
Cinderella
Clubbing
Coffee Shop
College
Con Artists
Cop & Robber
Domestic Life
Forbidden Romance
Friends Turned Lovers
Friends With Benefits
Gossip Girl
Girl/Boy Next Door
High School
Late Night Grocery Store Run
Masquerade
Mermaid
Modern Day
Neighbors
New Girl/Guy
Nurse & Patient
(Literal) Partners in Crime
Parents
Party
Pretend Dating
Pretend Marriage
Pride & Prejudice
Road Trip
Small Town
Soulmate
Summer Job
Reality TV Show
Road Trip
Roommates
*I ask you to please not repost this list, just reblog please. I put a lot of time and effort into it.
enemies to lovers prompts
- “I won’t hesitate to shoot again.”
- “The next shot won’t miss.”
- “Pretty face with no brains, huh?”
- “Shut them up already.”
- “What’s with you and stabbing me?!” “Maybe if you weren’t in the way, you wouldn’t get stabbed!”
- “I’m not going anywhere with you.”
- “Over. My. Dead. Body.” “That can be arranged.” “Not unless I have what you need.”
- “This isn’t Beauty and the Beast. F*** your library! I want a room. With a bed!”
- “If I hate you, why would I help you?” “Then you don’t hate me.” “How much you wanna bet on that?”
- “Bite me.” “That can also be arranged.”
- “They're not my type.” “Says the one drooling…” “If you’re jealous, just say you are.”
- “Whatever it is, no.” “You don’t really mean that.”
- “One more step and I will shoot you.” “Ouu, someone’s in a mood.”
- “Why are we hiding in such a small place?” “Why are you staring at my chest?”
- “If I could tell you, I would.” “And that’s yet another lie. I’m leaving.”
- “Make sure they don’t go and do something stupid.”
- “You actually thought I wouldn’t have someone watching after you once you left?”
- “Why do you care so much?” “That’s only for me to know.”
- “As long as there’s a smile on their face, I’m happy.”
- “Get dressed, you’re my date.” “I’m your what now?” “My date. Did I stutter?”
- “You’re lucky this [outfit or piece of clothing] is beautiful.” Mumbles, “That’s not the only beautiful thing here…”
artistic prompts 🎨

- a and b are assigned an art project and for some reason both put it off til last minute and have to pull an all-nighter together!
- a is majoring in photography and needs help finding a subject to shoot. b just so happens to be walking by and a takes a few pictures to submit. little did b know they’ll see themselves in the art gallery of the college.
- b runs into a’s structure and breaks it. so b does their best to fix the sculpture before a finds out. when it’s time to present, a’s structure is chosen but doesn’t know what to say because they didn’t make it.
- two up and upcoming artists are now tasked with doing a collaboration. (but they don't like each other... enemies to friends?)
- “it looks like a kid made this.” *points at painting* “if im a kid, you’re dust!” *young a did make it, just when they were a kid*
- “draw me like one of your French girls.” “b, you know that means you have to be nude right?” “oh, i didn’t… I was just quoting a movie.”
- as a is peacefully sleeping, b draws a stretch of them. a few days later a finds the sketch and asks b about it.
random prompts • four

- “why’d you kiss me?”
- “im calling it quits. i’ve given up.”
- “the grass is always greener on the ot—” “what other side? the other side of the graveyard, sure.”
- “sorry I can’t go, my mom said I can’t.” “you’re a grown adult, you don’t even live with your mom.”
- “kiss me and find out.”
- “I can make you see stars. just let me know if you want the good way or the bad way.”
- “why are you so warm?” “im warm-blooded unlike you, you cold-blooded lizard.”
- “stop stealing my earrings!” “they look nice on me!”
- “let’s watch [youtuber name]’s new video.”
random prompts • seven

- “who keeps eating my [food name]?” “me.” “you know it has [food allergy] in it right?” “that’s why my tongue and throw are itchy…”
- “daddy brim!” (if u know what this is, <333333)
- “is the food good?” “I don’t know. maybe ask your mom what I feed her.”
- “tea?” “are asking for drama or the actual drink?” “well, I guess both.” “then buckle up and I’d like some earl grey.”
- “you have a problem.” “no, I don’t.” “[name], you part of your closet is dedicated to just tote bags. you have a problem.” (shopdous have some pretty totes! if you’re looking. not sponsored obvi)
- “talk dirty to me.” “umm, trash. rotten apples. mop water.” “that’s not wh— nevermind.”
- “I wanna go to [place/location].” “what’s stopping you?” “my social battery.”