Ranpo Headcanons - Tumblr Posts

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Hii! wonder if i can buy..

Coffee Order number: 1

With..

Coffee design: Ranpo

on top of that is some..

Add-ons Order number: 2, 4, 16 & 20

Oh! And can i also order some..

Dessert Order number: 24

Specials Order number: 1 & 6

That will be it thanks!

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my first customer!! thank you for visiting the cafe dear~

I had to re-make your order since i was thinking that something is missing..

But anyways

Here's your order~!

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◈ I can see that he would always beg for you to give him your Black Card to go on a shopping spree in a candy store while tugging your Tail.

◈As the rich Boyfriend you are, you chose the most expensive candy shop in japan~

◈ His favorite candy would be konpeito! you know that small ball-shaped candies with those small horns-like prongs? yeah, that one! He would lay on your lap with a jar full of konpeitos and ask you to feed him as he pats your ears!

◈ He would drag you with him inside the shop and ask you for a piggyback ride as you hold the basket as he points at the candy he wants.

◈ "Ne Y/n~ grab that one!"

◈ He doesn't need to worry about your money since you own a big company!

◈ If you refuse his demand for a shopping spree, he would throw a tantrum with a pout and ignore you for the whole week! a week I say! but of course, he can't ignore you forever since he loves you a lot and would miss your kitsune-like figure

◈ After shopping for his needs and going home, he would grab his sweets and sit on your lap as you hug his waist and your head on his shoulders. Having him on your lap with head pats is the best!

◈ He would give you some of course, but if he doesn't want to share some of his sweets, either you steal the sweets in his mouth with a passionate kiss or you hide his candy stash along with his hidden ones~

◈ By the way, I heard a kitsune's tongue is 5 inches long-so it makes it easier to steal the sweets in his mouth!

◈ He would ask you to come by the agency to bring snacks when he runs out

◈ The other members were surprised when they first saw a man with Fox ears and tails!

◈ You would sometimes turn into a kitsune and snatch the candy bag on his desk and run away from him as he tries to catch you as a punishment for making you annoyed

◈ At the end of the day, he would hug you from behind, one tail as the pillow, one as a blanket, and one as a cuddling pillow!

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By the way darling, if you want me to tag you on my new Anime cafe orders please do submit/message me~

Have a nice day~

Good luck with your blog! Your writing is so sweet! ^////^

𝘊𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘦: 1

𝘿𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙩: 3 + 4 (gotta love mutual pining)

𝘼𝙙𝙙-𝙤𝙣𝙨: 2 (idk if this can be used to describe a personality trait)

𝙎𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡𝙨: 6 1 (i guess a sprinkling of 2)

𝘾𝙤𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙚 𝘿𝙚𝙨𝙞𝙜𝙣: Ranpo

Thank you! I’ll be a returning customer so get used to me being a tad annoying lol

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Why hello there- i somewhat forgot that i have tumblr..but i’m back! tho i think i’ll give your orders rarely from now on. The cafe will still be open! 

I’ll be making a customer list to make sure to add your name or emoji when you make an order! i’ll also be making a tag list. please to dm me if you’d like me to tag on every order i give

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Content warning: N/A

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I think I’ve let my feelings win for the first time

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◈ Thinking of him makes your small and strict heart flutter, and the butterflies in your stomach have been multiplying every time you see him. You have this urge to just wrap your arms around him protectively and make him yours forever.

◈ Does he feel the same way, though? It doesn’t matter. At least that’s what you think. What if he doesn’t like you back? That would be embarrassing. The worlds greatest detective liking you? What a joke.

◈ You need to tell him what you feel, to know if he does like you back. Just because you think that he does not like you doesn’t mean that he won’t reciprocate your feelings. You think too many negative thoughts. Let’s make the first move, shall we? ———————————————————-

ADA Men with an S/O with Social anxiety (BSD)

Characters: Dazai, Ranpo, Kunikida, Atsushi

PM!& Maybe DOA version will come later

Dazai:

- …Good Luck

- Not that he’s bad with helping you out although he’ll try to push you out of your comfort zone a lot

- He’ll do that by introducing him to his coworkers/friends and try to get you in more situations to help you

- But he’ll also still be his usual self and tease you in public + PDA (though hes trying his best not to go overboard)

- If you ever get nervous/nauseous before meeting with someone he’ll be there to comfort you with cuddles and kisses

- If you ever cancel on him because your social anxiety he will get sad and mention it “bella, why’d you have to cancel on meee”

- Whenever you guys make plans he also makes sure to schedule a few days in advance so you can prepare for the outing

Ranpo:

- The best and worse in this case

- Ranpo won’t really know how to help you out whenever your nervous/nauseous for an outing… But he tries might give you some sweets

- Also he definitely knew you had social anxiety the moment he laid eyes on you

- He also wouldn’t understand how you have social anxiety much but hes not going to pry deep into that topic

- If you ever cancel on him he might cry (which would be worse then anything your brain can think of so don’t cancel on him)

- He’ll also expect an apology cuddle session at the agency (if you don’t work there that doesn’t matter, you’ll be there anyway)

Kunikida:

- Will be worried about it/be careful not to cross important boundaries

- He wouldn’t know much to do, unless you talk with him about it

- Might give you some space when your anxious, but if you vomit he’ll be there to help you

- Always plans on his schedule at least 10 minutes before an outing to help you calm down a bit

- He will get annoyed at you if you ruin his perfect schedule (which might start an argument)

- Overall… He can be the best sometimes but also not great at all

Atsushi:

- He’s also a bit anxious of social situations so he understands a bit where you come from

- He’ll try his hardest to comfort you but he might not be the best at it (he’s trying his hardest though)

- Also will introduce you to the people at the agency unless you work there, then you guys get to go on assignments together!

- If your feeling unwell/nauseous he will be there with you to rub your back (also to hold your hair if its long)

- You guys will probably both be hugging eachother go prepare for new situations

- He will also whisper praises in your ear before & after telling you “I’m proud of you” and “you did well today”

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Thats all for this post! PM version of this will come later. This hc is mostly because I have social anxiety so I hope those with anxiety feel comforted aswell by our amazing ada men.

𝐎𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟏𝟑𝐭𝐡: 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧?

Characters: Atsushi, Akutagawa & Ranpo

Atsushi:

- Maybe for work he’d be a classic, a tiger (fits his ability too)

- But he might also do something really daring and try to go beyond just a basic costume (especially if there was some kind of ADA costume contest)

- I could also see the entire ADA going as Dazai just to prank him so imagine him just in a Dazai costume

- Anyway, Werewolf or Vampire, that would be his favourites to dress up as (he does think werewolf is kinda basic though)

- Atsushi goes fill into costume too! Vampire teeth, Fake blood, Werewolf ears (etc.)-hes wearing them all

Akutagawa:

- Doesnt believe in dressing up

- If he were to dress up it would only be because someone else forced him

- Generally would be something VERY simple, like puts on vampire teeth and wears his normal outfit

- Or he puts on cat ears (except I can’t see him being a caf)

Ranpo:

- Always dresses up for halloween

- He would be a Detective, Superhero or a pumpkin

- More child-ish costumes

- And he has mutiple costumes for the day

- Joins atsushi in trolling dazai (if you’re confused, read Atsushis section)

hc: Ranpo is super dense when it comes to romance

Ranpo would be really good at comforting people because he can just figure out what's wrong without them having to say it and/or exactly what to do to make them feel better but I think he's really bad at dealing with emotions (his own and other people's)

Instead, he tries to solve the problem without having to interact with the person

"Hey dazai! I think it would be a really good idea if you walked home with Atsushi today! Huh? Why? No reason, just trust me."

"Kunikidaaaaa, remember that case you offered me that I declined? I think I wanna do it now! Yes, really. No, I'm not 'up to something' I just changed my mind!"

"Y'know boss, maybe we should do more company bonding! Like, we should all go to a restaurant. Huh, pff what do you mean i hate that stuff, when have I ever said that? I- I love company bonding.."

He hates dealing with the problem head-on but he still cares and still wants them to feel better.

RANPO HEADCANONS BECAUSE HE BABY :0

Mans is in love with his candy yall know so his favorite candy is definitely suckers obviously, and Nerds.

HE HATES VEGETABLES.

He loves slushes. Goes to the gas station at like 3 in the morning to get them.

I feel like he doesn’t like spicy foods.

He does like fruit especially strawberries.

Ok this man is totally scared of the dark. He literally has a night light on his nightstand and he carries a flashlight he’s so scared.

He lovessss hugs but only from people he cares about.

^^ also he’s the best for hugs, he’s very warm and squishy. (if yk what i mean) 

I feel like he does have issues with overthinking that people don’t love him. (poor baby)

His favorite color is green.

He loves praise obviously. His parents didn’t give him a lot of attention so he definitely loves praise by Fukuzawa.

One time when Ranpo got done with a mission and Fukuzawa told Ranpo he did a good job Ranpo cried <33

He loves crystals, he likes how shiny and so pretty they are.

Him and Poe do puzzles together.

Ranpo makes Poe go outside and meet people with him.

Him and Karl (Poe’s raccoon) are literally best friends. Ranpo gives Karl ice cream and Karl steals coins and gives Ranpo the coins. (I mean look at the pic THEY ARE LITERALLY BABIES)

He has a black cat that he found on the streets while walking home one night. He felt bad so he took it in. He named it Yuki.

^^He also has a tan hamster named Jelly, that thing is fat af.

He hates mystery books, he thinks they are boring because he can solve them in a second.

He sneezes and hiccups a lot.

He is TERRIFIED of needles. He hates them. Fukuzawa has to make him get shots, he screams when he has to gets them.

If he loses his glasses he will go INSANE. He will freak out and look EVERYWHERE. He can’t lose those glasses.

He uses this emoji all the time >>> 🤓 (he is that emoji)

His favorite show when he was little was inspector gadget. (he still loves it) 

He’s a silly baby and I love him so damn much <333