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RoR Incorrect quotes#164 Our Dadam

Adam*Smiles as his ADULT children cling to him as he hugs them*Now,Repeat after me~..."I'm Big"

Human Fighters, Cain & Abel + Y/n*Sniffling as you look at him* I'M BIG!

Adam*Humming proudly*"I'm Brave"

Human Fighters, Cain & Abel + Y/n*With breaking voices nodding*"I-I'm brave"!

Adam*One by one he lays a fatherly peck on your foreheads*..."I'm BEAUTIFUL"

Human Fighters, Cain & Abel + Y/n*Trembling lips and sniffles as you cling to his arms, legs, and waist...any place to hug him as you all cry out*"I'M BEAUTIFUL"!!!

Adam*Opens his arms wider to hug each of you closer to him smiling tenderly*There there~Gimme huggies~

Gods/Goddesses:...

~ Record of Ragnarok no sense🤪~

Episode 3

Y/N:ughhhh dad I'm hungry

Adam:Hello hungry, I'm Adam.

*silence*

Y/N:*gets up*...

Adam:???

Y/N:....*leaves the room*

Adam:Was it that bad?

Cain/Abel: Yes

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

Episode 6

Aphrodite: Aren't you worried that all the women of your age are married?

Y/N: Well of course I'm worried,but...uhhh...I mean...uhhh what can I do for them??

Aphrodite:dear....that's not what...

Adam: Yeah what could she do if they are married? Those poor women!!

Y/N:Dad...what are you doing here ?

Adam:Just checking on you....

Y/N:And....why??

Adam:I just want to be sure that you innocence is still intact, especially when you are with HER.

Aphrodite: Human, I wouldn't do anything to harm her.

Adam: I have no doubts that my daughter can defend herself of course ...but she is obvious when someone is trying to play the matchmaker.

Aphrodite:*dramatic gasp* I would never! I may be goddess of beauty and love but I wouldn't NEVER do something so childish!!!

Adam:Oh really? Then...who were those two bastards I just punched outside?? *blood on his knuckles*

Aphrodite:.....

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

Episode 13

(Notes: Female reader cause...come on Dadam would be a hyper protective dad if he had a daughter.

Deities involved: Hades,Loki,Shiva, Poseidon and Thor.)

~When Y/N brings her male buddies at home.~

Y/N:*happy aura* I'm so happy that Dad let you come with me!!

Loki:I'm surprised too.

Shiva:Yeah "I mean he's called the lover boys killer"

Hades: I hope he can enjoy the apple cider I brought here.

Y/N:Of course he will!*smiles and opens the door* Dad! We're here!

Adam:Welcome back home sweetheart*Pat's Y/N's head*

Y/N:*giggles* Are mom and big brothers home?

Adam:Yes, they are in garden right now. Why don't you go give them a hug? They missed you a lot.

Y/N: *nods* Okay! My friends can help you preparing dinner!! *turns to the boys* It won't take too long!*runs in the garden*

The gods:.....*they all look at Adam*

Adam:*keeps smiling while looking at Y/N*

Poseidon/Thor:....*clearly have a bad feeling*

Shiva: She always looks so innocent."I bet she's a naughty girl under the sheets" *pervert smirk*

Loki:Yeah....so innocent..."I really want to corrupt that innocence "* psycho smirk*

Adam:....*the smile drops*

Poseidon/Thor: "Idiots he can tell what you're thinking "

Hades:*coughs cause he knows that he has to make a good impression * It's an honor to meet you Adam, I'm Hades,a close 'friend' of your daughter. As a gift for your hospitality I brought you some Apple cider...

Adam:I have five rules. Memorize them.

Hades:Umh...of course I mean it's your house...

Adam: Rule number ONE: Don't bother sucking up. I HATE you. That's not gonna change.

Hades: I...I beg your pardon?

Adam: You'll give me your phone numbers and social media when I call you, you WILL answer. That's rule number TWO. You're not welcome here you're insects, grunts, nobodies, bottom of the food chain. You WILL obey to me without complaining.*menacing aura*

Loki:*starts shaking*

Adam: When you go out with her or come here to do anything, you will ALWAYS keep some distance from her. Which brings me to rule number THREE, don't try be a Romeo or a Don Giovanni when you're alone with her. If I don't see doesn't mean I won't know if you did something.

Thor/Poseidon:....*nod*

Adam: Rule number FOUR:... If she calls me....telling me that you hurt her or tried doing SOMETHING to her don't bother call me to give me explanations.Not only you will have lost your chances with her but you definitely asked for death.

Shiva:*raises his hand while shaking*

Adam:what?

Shiva: You said five rules. That was only four.

Hades:...."He did not...just ask him that..."*mentally facepalming*

Adam: *evil smirk* Rule number FIVE: You must refer to me as SIR. If you want to live. Do not call me Adam, man, bud, buddy,pops or "dad". You won't EVER get the privilege and the honor to do that.

Shiva:....of...of course sir....

Adam:Good.

Y/N: I'm back!! Guys,are you okay? You look pale.*clueless *

Thor:....we...

Adam:They are fine sweetheart, they must be tired,I heard that coming from Valhalla can be exhausting for a god. Right?*smiles*

Poseidon:....it's true...

Y/N: Is that so....well you can rest now! Mom and I will prepare lunch!!

Adam: Sweetheart you should rest too, Cain and Abel can help your mother. Why don't WE give them a tour of the house?

Y/N:*smiles* That's a wonderful idea dad!!

Adam: Well then, it's decided.*keeps smiling*

Poseidon: "We knew...what kind of man was Adam"

Hades:"....The rumours were clear..."

Thor: ".....But we ignored them ...and still came here..."

Loki:"....We literally threw ourselves in the lion's den..."

Shiva:"...Sure we may be gods...but now..."

The gods: "We're really fucked."

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

Episode 18

(Oowlie Note: the reader here MUST be biologically a female, so I have to use she/her pronouns I'm sorry for my non binary readers 😥)

Y/N:*having a nice talk with Jack while sitting on Heracles' legs*

Snake:*enters in the room * "Why do I have to bring the message to Lord Hercules !? Why Hermes couldn't do it!? Worst of all Adam is here..." *clearly pissed*

Y/N:*stops talking*

Jack:Dear, is there something wrong?? Is the tea not of your liking? *clearly sad*

Y/N:*stands up and smiles* Oh Jack, I do like this tea I just have to....do a little thing right now.

Jack:*confused*

Heracles:*remembering that time in episode 16 * "Oh shit"

Y/N:*walking towards the Snake*

Snake:What do you want, lowly human?

Y/N:*punches him with all the strength she has in her body*

Adam:*claps*

Lu Bu:*thumbs up*

Owlie:*films everything*

Snake:WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?

Y/N:....this.....IS FOR THE PAIN THAT EVERY SINGLE WOMAN HAS TO ENDURE EVERY FUCKING MONTH.

Snake:...what?

Y/N:YOU AND THAT DAMN APPLE!! YOU ARE THE FUCKING REASON OF OUR PAIN AND SUFFERING *kicks him*

Snake:STOP IT! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!!

Y/N: I'LL AVENGE ALL MY FELLOW SISTERS!

Adam: Yeah! Make him pay sweetie!

Eve/Jack:...."Should I tell her...that he is not actually the reason why they/we have our period?"*sweatdrop*

Nostradamus: Wait.... you think that's why you have your periods? ....

Nostradamus: *laughs*HAHAHAHA OH MY, FOR REAL?!!! HAHAHAA You women are all s-

Y/N:*turns around*

Nostradamus:...sssssssso strong to endure that pain! Snake you should pay for your crimes!*clearly shaking in fear*

Snake: WHAT!?

All the men inside the room: "Nice save Nostradamus"

RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 😊

Episode 22

~Happy Fathers day!~

Child Y/N: Daddy!!Daddy look!!*holding a drawing*

Adam:What a beautiful drawing you did Y/N.*smiles* Is that me?

Child Y/N:*smiles* Yes!!

Adam:Oh,you sure made your dad look awesome! I'm not that good looking!

Child Y/N:*puff her cheeks* Daddy is the most attractive man in the world!! When I grow up I wanna marry him!!

Adam:*chuckles* "So cute"

~Present~

Adam:"Haaaa those were good times"

Eve:Y/N will be here soon with her partner please...be gentle with them.

Adam:Eve you don't have to worry. I will welcome them regardless who they are. "I cannot say they will be safe if they are a man"*dark smile*

Cain/Abel:"Is written on your face that you will kill them if they are a male"

*The bell rings*

Eve:Y/N is here!*happy and goes to open the door*

Y/N:Hi mom!! *smiles and hugs her*

Eve:Oh welcome back Y/N!! My sweet child! Oh and you must Y/N's part-...

Odin:I'm...Odin....pleased to meet you.

The whole family had the same thought:"HE IS SO OLD THAT HE COULD BE HER FATHER/ME"

Y/N:I brought an apple pie for you Dad! Happy Father's Day!!

Adam:....T-thank you darling*force a smile*

~During dinner~

Y/N:*smiles and eats* Huginn, Munnin are you enjoying the food.

Huginn:It's good

Munnin:*eating everything *

Abel:...."Everything seems fine??..."*sweating*

Cain:"Dad seems calm....I wonder why"*scared as fuck*

Eve:*looks at her husband*

Adam*thinking about 1000 ways to kill Odin* "Why did she choose him!? My precious little girl!"

Y/N:Oh...daddy can you pass me the salt?

Adam/Odin:*both reach for the salt *

Abel/Cain/Huginn/Munnin: "Oh shit"

Eve: "Oh sweet heaven"

Adam:Odin.....I think you need a check up on your hearing...she said Daddy...*ready to jump on Odin"

Y/N:*embarrassed looks at Odin* "Please do not say something to provocate him"

Odin:Your daughter calls me daddy too.

Adam:.....*jumps on Odin and punches him*

Y/N:DAD NO!

[Owlie note: thank @luxthestrange they chose Odin for this xD]

Here is a meme I made and I posted it on TikTok so the username is on it.

I feel like to talk about more is Record Of Ragnarok

HADES HEADCANONS

Hades would give his S/O flowers to show how much he loves them, he usually pick ones with meanings or your favorites so he can see you happy. He also pick some of his favorites so when he sees that your busy he would put a flower on your hair admiring you.

Y’all don’t understand how hype I am for the new battle for Ror and also the second part of the battle on Netflix. I WANNA SCREAMMM

Another meme I have, I will write some more Headcanons here if y’all want.

I used a template from TikTok for this but I added my friend and my favorite Ror character (Hers is Hades mine is Buddha.)

I love making memes with Obey Me Lucifer and Record of Ragnarok Lucifer

While I was looking for ROR Lucifer manga pictures I saw him swimming and took a closer look.

LIKE DAMN HE IS SO BUFF, I NEED SOMEONE TO DRAW HIM WITH THE BUTTONS BREAKING OFF AND GETTING SMACKED BY IT.

BUDDHAAA AHHHH

I drew Buddha because his design is sooo cool~♥!

*More art on Patreon

I will think of something to post but if y’all want to request Headcanons I don’t mind. I been thinking of writing something with ROR Lucifer and OBM Lucifer. I am also gonna work on My ROR Sona

I love making Memes with Lucifer and the others it is fun. Have you guys saw how Apollo and Leonidas color pallets look like?

PLEASE MY SON LOOKS SO ADORABLE!!!!

Does any Record of Ragnarok fans wants to be friends with me? Why is my keyboard keeps disappearing cause right now im typing this without it showing so it is lucky I know how to type.

I know I keep saying the same thing but another meme! I will start writing well do Headcanons soon but it will be a while!!

I been a lot on TikTok and also just hyperfixated on Record of Ragnarok again and Bungo stray dogs.

PLEASE EVERYTIME I ALWAYS HAVE THE ENERGY TO TALK ABOUT LUCIFER IN ROR LIKE BRO LOOOOOK

BRo is JUST SO GHAJTBWNSJWBEB

HE IS SO CARING BRO LIKE DAMN, HE HELPS THEM SAMAEL,AZALE, BEELZEBUB

ALSO BIG ASS CHEST TOO.

What kinds of headcanons do you prefer writing? I'm not entirely familiar with headcanons, so it'll be nice to gain some insight especially if I want to request one.

There is two different kind of headcanons (that I know of)

1: Is the regular headcanon basically what you think of the characters

EX: I headcanon Record of Ragnarok Lucifer probably keeps snacks for Azale when he wants one.

2: is like the dating ones like basically saying what the character would be like in a relationship

EX: Lucifer (ROR) would always surprise you with gifts he heard you like or see what you like.

Idk if there are more so I hope this helps (I got a headache so I can't think good)