Record Of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #12

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #12

Wednesday Y/N and Cain with Baby Able

Y/N who is 12 years old, roped Cain who is 8 years old, into doing an experiment with their newborn baby brother Able, for Science, so they’re on top of a tall building

Wednesday Y/N (Holding Able): Cain, the baby weights 10 pounds, the cannonball weights 20 pounds. Which will hit the stone walkway first?

Cain: I’m still on fractions

Wednesday Y/N: Which do you think?

Cain (Unsure): The cannonball?

Wednesday Y/N: Very good. But which one will bounce?

Cain (Thinking): The baby?

Wednesday Y/N: There’s only one way to find out (Holds Able out in front of her) Ready?

Y/N is holding Able out to drop him while Cain is holding out the cannonball to drop as well

Wednesday Y/N: 1…. 2….

Wednesday Y/N and Cain: 3…! (Both let go of Able and the cannonball at the same time)

Meanwhile… at the same time right under them

Adam (To Eve): What a glorious evening…

Eve (Smiling): Oh Adam…

Adam (Suddenly opens the window and catches a falling Able, turns around and looks at Eve with a shocked look): My love…

Eve (Surprised): Oh dear!

Meanwhile, the cannonball hits Odin on his head, making him grunt in annoyance while his crows are freaking out where the cannonball even came from

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #20

Y/N Swings

Y/N (Happily): I swing both ways~!

Y/N (Serious): Violently. With a bat

Y/N (Has her Valkyrie Partner turn into a baseball bat to bash some heads in): COME GET SOME MOTHERFUCKERS!!

Thor and Lu Bu (Both very interested): Hi

Adam:

Feral Y/N is something I definitely like now

Record of Ragnarok Meme #1

Child!Y/N and Loki

I hope I did this right

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #19

Pretty

Loki (Lays his head on Y/N’s lap): Tell me I’m pretty!

Y/N (Lovingly pets his head): You’re pretty fucking annoying, that’s what you are~

Tormenting Loki is probably my new favorite hobby, while it’s a whole career when it comes to Zeus

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #22

Zombies vs The Prefect

Ace, Deuce and Grim, wanting to prove themselves as powerful mages ended up summoning the dead and now they’re in danger

Grim: Ace, Deuce isn’t there some spell that can defeat zombies?!

Ace: No! I don’t know any spells that would defeat them!

Deuce: This can’t be happening. We wanted to prove ourselves so badly that we ended up putting everyone in danger. We’re so toast it’s all our fault and no one can save us!

Suddenly a zombie grabs Grim by his arm and raises him up to its face

Grim (Scared): No! Y/N, I’m sorry!

Deuce and Ace: GRIM!!

Grim (Screaming): Y/N!! HELP ME!! (Tears form in his eyes)

Just as the Zombie was about to bite Grim, it’s head gets smashed off from a baseball bat, and as it falls over, a certain somebody’s foot crushes the Zombies head, revealing Y/N who is covered in questionable liquid, clothes ripped and messy and has a few bruises on her face

Y/N (Panting): You three. Attic. NOW!

Deuce, Ace and Grim: Y-Y/N..?!

Y/N (Pissed): I said NOW!!!

Y/N (At the zombies): All right you undead jerks, you ready to die twice?! (Begins bashing and smashing every zombies head in that gets close)

Deuce, Grim and Ace (Running up the Ramshackle’s staircase towards the attic with Y/N right behind them):

Y/N: The only monster in this school who can harass my stupid friends and my stupid cat monster is ME! Take that! (Hits more zombies) And THAT!

Deuce: Shouldn’t we help Y/N?!

Ace: I think the Zombies are a much safer option than to disobey Y/N right now!

Y/N (At the stairs): Beat it, no-eyes! (Hits more zombies)

As Y/N smashes her bat into one of the Zombies’ mouth, they snatch it from her and break it in half, which she retaliates by punching it’s jaw with Brass Knuckles

Y/N (Becomes absolutely feral): ANYONE ELSE WANT A PIECE?!? (Begins to punch every Zombie’s face in that get in close)

Y/N then begins to run up the stairs and shoves the grandfather clock down the stairs, harming and blocking the staircase

Deuce, Ace and Grim (Shut the door behind them, only to hear banging on it):

Ace, Deuce and Grim begin to back away from the door in fear, only for it to open to reveal Y/N

Y/N (Coughing): Oh! Ow! (Bending down) Everything hurts

Grim: Y/N, that was amazing!

The Housewardens were about to intervene, until they saw and heard Y/N, then realized it would be better to stay back otherwise they might get hit by the wrath of the Prefect

Bonus:

Epel: GET ‘EM Y/N!! SHOW NO MERCY!!

Floyd: Shrimpy is a lot more interesting than I realized!

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #21

Malleus Draconia with Y/N

What Everyone Sees:

What Malleus is actually Doing:

He’s flirting… don’t interrupt his attempts to Woo his Child of Man or else…