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You guesssed it, inspired by @incorrect-scp-cb-quotes

Not my best one, I'm sleep-deprived

They are married

Lyrics of songs that describe them/their life

Khahrahk(Scarlet King)

They tell me that I'm special, I smile and shake my head I'll give them stories to tell friends about the things I said They tell me I'm so humble, I say, 'I'm turning red' They let me lie to them and don't feel like they've been misled They give so much to me, I'm losing touch, get me? Served on a silver platter, ask for seconds, they just let me

They tell me I'm a god, I'm lost in the façade Six-feet off the ground at all times, I think I'm feelin' odd No matter what I make, they never see mistakes Makin' so much bread, I don't care that they're just being fake They tell me they're below me, I act like I'm above The people blend together but I 'would' be lost without their love .

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Fear not then, said the Angel Let nothing you affright This day is born a Savior Of a pure Virgin bright To free all those who trust in Him From Satan's pow'r and might Oh tidings of comfort and joy Comfort and joy Oh tidings of comfort and joy...

God rest ye merry gentlemen Let nothing you dismay Remember Christ our Savior Was born on Christmas Day To save us all from Satan's pow'r When we were gone astray Oh tidings of comfort and joy Comfort and joy Oh tidings of comfort and joy

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Baby we built this house On memories Take my picture now Shake it til' you see it And when your fantasies Become your legacy Promise me a place In your house of memories

Woah, woah Woah, woah

I think of you from time to time More than I thought I would You were just too kind And I was too young to know That's all that really matters I was a fool

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I sat alone, in bed till the morning I'm crying, "They're coming for me" And I tried to hold these secrets inside me My mind's like a deadly disease

I'm well acquainted with villains that live in my head They beg me to write them so they'll never die when I'm dead And I've grown familiar with villains that live in my head They beg me to write them so I'll never die when I'm dead

I'm bigger than my body I'm colder than this home I'm meaner than my demons I'm bigger than these bones And all the kids cried out, "Please stop, you're scaring me" I can't help this awful energy God damn right, you should be scared of me Who is in control?

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There is a flower within my heart Daisy, Daisy Planted one day by a glancing dart Planted by Daisy Bell Whether she loves me or loves me not Sometimes it's hard to tell Yet I am longing to share the lot Of beautiful Daisy Bell

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do I'm half crazy all for the love of you... It won't be a stylish marriage I can't afford the carriage But you'd look sweet on the seat Of a bicycle built for two We will go tandem as man and wife Daisy, Daisy

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Just wanna be care free lately, yeah Just kicking up daisies Got one too many quarters in my pockets Count 'em like the four-leaf clovers in my locket

Untied laces, yeah Just tripping on daydreams Got dirty little lullabies playing on repeat Might as well just rot around the nursery and count sheep

I love everything Fire's spreading all around my room My world's so bright It's hard to breathe but that's alright Hush...

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What do you want from me? Why don't you run from me? What are you wondering? What do you know? Why aren't you scared of me? Why do you care for me? When we all fall asleep, where do we go?

For the debt I owe, gotta sell my soul 'Cause I can't say no, no, I can't say no Then my limbs all froze and my eyes won't close And I can't say no, I can't say no

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You think I'm crazy, you think I'm gone So what if I'm crazy? All the best people are And I think you're crazy too, I know you're gone That's probably the reason that we get along

I'm nuts, baby, I'm mad, The craziest friend that you've ever had You think I'm psycho, you think I'm gone Tell the psychiatrist something is wrong Over the bend, entirely bonkers You like me best when I'm off my rocker Tell you a secret, I'm not alarmed So what if I'm crazy? The best people are

All the best people are crazy, all the best people are All the best people are crazy, all the best people are

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There's a room where the light won't find you Holding hands while the walls come tumbling down When they do, I'll be right behind you So glad we've almost made it So sad they had to fade it Everybody wants to rule the world

I can't stand this indecision Married with a lack of vision Everybody wants to rule the world Say that you'll never, never, never, never need it One headline, why believe it? Everybody wants to rule the world

All for freedom and for pleasure Nothing ever lasts forever Everybody wants to rule the world...

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Maybe you'll change Abandon all your wicked ways Make amends and start anew again Maybe you'll see All the wrongs you did to me And start all over, start all over again...

Who am I kidding? Now, let's not get overzealous here You've always been a huge piece of sh!t If I could k!ll you, I would But it's frowned upon in all fifty states Having said that, burn in hell... yeah

Well after few minutes I'll post another unplanned chapter of this . Cause I can only add 10 URL Address so ... After few minutes guys !

SCPs reaction on Russian! Reader singing "Papin Olympos - Dinosaurs"

It's Russian song :

And here's lyrics . On English .

Song's name - Dinosaurs/Динозаврики/Dinozavriki (Slowed version)

Stars are falling from the sky

It's always so pretty

But when right down to the ground, then ...

Dinosaurs hurt

I was returning from school

Then it dawned on me

What happens if you don't listen

What happens if you try ...

After all, the difficulty lies only in the fact

That you can't give yourself an answer

The question you ask

Why do you need the same thing every day

Think about why you live

(Chorus)

Back and forth (ah), back and forth (ah)

Here and there - the same thing every day

Back and forth (ah), back and forth (ah)

Only a fucking tired shadow walks with you

Back and forth (ah), back and forth (ah)

Here and there - the same thing every day

Here and there (ah), back and forth (ah)

Only a fucking tired shadow walks with you .

Dinosaurs were running, dinosaurs were hiding

But the bloody theater pulled down the bloody curtain

And in a month and a half the dinosaurs melted

Now let's compare how you are different

(Chorus)

Back and forth (ah), back and forth (ah)

Here and there - the same thing every day

Back and forth (ah), back and forth (ah)

Only a fucking tired shadow walks with you

Back and forth (ah), back and forth (ah)

Here and there - the same thing every day

Here and there (ah), back and forth (ah)

Only a fucking tired shadow walks with you .

I am a dinosaur and I decided

Do not act like everyone else - do not die~

A meteorite fell, burying everyone beneath it

And I climbed straight up, I watched this movie

I am a dinosaur and I, decided

Do not act like everyone else - do not die~

A meteorite fell, burying everyone beneath it

And I climbed straight up, I watched this movie...

(Chorus)

Back and forth (ah), back and forth (ah)

Here and there - the same thing every day

Back and forth (ah), back and forth (ah)

Only a fucking tired shadow walks with you

Back and forth (ah), back and forth (ah)

Here and there - the same thing every day

Here and there (ah), back and forth (ah)

Only a fucking tired shadow walks with you .

Let's start with story !

In this story you're a D-class . And you know this story like scp 106 x reader that plays musical instrument . Well this story begins with Foundation experimenting . And researchers we're asking who can play on musical instruments or sing . Only few said that they can and you too .

And Foundation found some lyrics to some songs and gave paper with it to you . But it's not genre that you like . So then you were already there . (Some SCPs where behind glass , and after few seconds after you start singing glass were removed , like a door it was 'opened'? ..........YES ) .

You looked at paper , and you were not really got at saying some hard English words . Like you don't know how to say it right . So you remembered one of your favorite songs . You're lucky that you remember really good lyrics of song . And you started singing .

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Another D-class , seriously Foundation ? How many tests you want to do ? ... Russian D-class ? ... She/he/they are good at singing ...

'Back and forth - the same thing every day' . It's true . Every single day . I lay in my glass container or some stupid experiments/interviews ...

'Now let's compare how you are different' ? I'm not sure , but I think I won't die ... again I will be alone . And wait for new life to appear they won't have human shape or body . Maybe they can destroy me and I'll be in peace ...

'I am a dinosaur and I, decided

Do not act like everyone else - do not die~

A meteorite fell, burying everyone beneath it

And I climbed straight up, I watched this movie...' Sooo that means that you're think different that other people . Just like me ... Even if I'm not a real human ... I am a mask . Possessive mask .

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Hmmm ? New patient ... Singing in ... Russian . I didn't know that Foundation can bring people from other countries .

'Back and forth - the same thing every day' ... I know ... SCPs , workers and patients here doing same things every day . Right Lexie ? Yes , they died because of meteorite .

'Now let's compare how you are different' I didn't know that dinosaurs were killed by meteorite ... But we can die from meteorite too ? Maybe someday ... Someday .

'I am a dinosaur and I, decided

Do not act like everyone else - do not die~

A meteorite fell, burying everyone beneath it

And I climbed straight up, I watched this movie...' If you can survive and see how every body dies . You're very lucky that you survived ... But that means that you are alone , in this world ... Only one . What will you do then ? I won't die if I'll be here . I am not sure about it .

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This human speaks ...... Russian human ? Did Foundation bring Russians now here ? Or she/he/they where just living here ?

'Back and forth - the same thing every day' Wait you were outside for very long time than me . I don't remember how sky looks like ... Where you doing same thing every single day too ? You have more options that me human , I can not do anything more that just ... exist . And wait for something too appear or begin .

'Now let's compare how you are different' ... I know that Foundation will neutralize me someday . Even if they couldn't neutralize me , meteorite or lava will .

'I am a dinosaur and I, decided

Do not act like everyone else - do not die~

A meteorite fell, burying everyone beneath it

And I climbed straight up, I watched this movie...' So you have different thinking than others ... I wish I could see my creator die (His creator was working on 079 for few month , and then he just forgot about 079 and left him in his garage . His creator just worked few month for nothing ... )

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A ... new D-class ? I did not see them . She/he/they are good at singing . They have accent . Accent ... I don't know from what country they came from .

'Back and forth - the same thing every day' All I do is sit and cry . All day and night . Maybe sometimes go out from my room .

'Now let's compare how you are different' I don't know how we all different from dinosaurs . Only with different body shape and other thinking . That's all I know . And some of them died . I'm not only anomaly here . And in this place minimum 2 dinosaurs .

'I am a dinosaur and I, decided

Do not act like everyone else - do not die~

A meteorite fell, burying everyone beneath it

And I climbed straight up, I watched this movie...' You watched others die ? It's not good ! Or are you being sarcastic ? Maybe yes , maybe not or 50/50 .

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Hmmm ... Another victim ... Singing ? In unknow language to me .

'Back and forth - the same thing every day' - Well it is true . But I can breach if I want to or just think how should I surprise this prison that workers name Foundation .

'Now let's compare how you are different' - I can teleport into my dimension and survive unlike ... humans . If they all die . I will wait for something to happen , maybe I'll see another anomaly .

'I am a dinosaur and I, decided

Do not act like everyone else - do not die~

A meteorite fell, burying everyone beneath it

And I climbed straight up, I watched this movie...' I'd like to see how other die . I see al the time I catch new victims . They always suffer and no body escaped my home . NO ONE ...

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Ohhh . A d-class ! Uhhhh ... It's ... Uhhhh ... ! Russian ! Yes she/he/they have Russian accent ! Good thing that I learned Russian ... then I was ... human .

'Back and forth - the same thing every day' Yeah ... I always stand next to walls or just 'run' around , my chamber . And snap someone's neck at breach . Well it's always ... boring .

'Now let's compare how you are different' Oh well I'm a statue . And I'll die sometimes . Like everybody else ... But not every SCP in Foundations .

'I am a dinosaur and I, decided

Do not act like everyone else - do not die~

A meteorite fell, burying everyone beneath it

And I climbed straight up, I watched this movie...' Unlike you I saw people die . Bu snapping their or should I say breaking neck ? Maybe both .

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'Back and forth - the same thing every day' ... Yes . Every day . All same

'Now let's compare how you are different' I'm dinosaur . Bones from them . I'm still walk , eat , sleep .

'I am a dinosaur and I, decided

Do not act like everyone else - do not die~

A meteorite fell, burying everyone beneath it

And I climbed straight up, I watched this movie...' I don't saw dinosaurs like you . You're not one of me . Or you're kidding ... I like you . Can we be together until next morning . Please ?

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Ugh ... Another pathetic ... are they singing ? What the hell ...

'Back and forth - the same thing every day' *sigh* Are you kidding me . Everyone have same day ! ... Me too and you . All of you ...

'Now let's compare how you are different' I WILL survive unlike you ! I can survive until earth will die ! And another stupid experiment .

'I am a dinosaur and I, decided

Do not act like everyone else - do not die~

A meteorite fell, burying everyone beneath it

And I climbed straight up, I watched this movie...' Heh ... I ALWAYS see how others die from me . I kill they . Eat them . Step on them . And etc. Or see how SCPs kill humans . Like my friend kill them from Tesla gate . Or kill them by electrocuting them .

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Huh? Singing ? How? Why ... I don't know . And what language you sing. To me .

'Back and forth - the same thing every day' Yes . You're right . I can see me in mirror in that corner . I almost every day pose in front of mirror . Or some ... Females come in here . To laugh at me ! And males ... They come to see me and interact with .

'Now let's compare how you are different' Idk . Maybe by body shape . Mind . Food . Look . Skin . Teeth . Should I say more ?

'I am a dinosaur and I, decided

Do not act like everyone else - do not die~

A meteorite fell, burying everyone beneath it

And I climbed straight up, I watched this movie...' If they are female they deserved it . Not males . But I like you ! Can you stay here ? Can you ? Answer . Sorry for interrupting , but answer after you finish singing

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? A - human . Prey ... They ? Say to me something . Or how they call it . Sing . Why?

'Back and forth - the same thing every day' I hunt . I wait . I kill . I imitate . Interviews . Got hurt . Eat . Stay with others . Sit . Stand . Should I continue ?

'Now let's compare how you are different' I'm reptile like creature . I'm not dinosaur . I have no eyes . No organs . But I still can hear you and 'see' you ...

'I am a dinosaur and I, decided

Do not act like everyone else - do not die~

A meteorite fell, burying everyone beneath it

And I climbed straight up, I watched this movie...' It's savage . But if I could actually have eyes and see everything . Every Single Thing ... I'd like/not really like to see my pack die . But would like a little how other dies .

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Hmmm . New food ? Sings ?

'Back and forth - the same thing every day' Ohhhhh ... Yep . I wait for containment breach and to be free ! But I can't because of this Foundation . They are mean !

'Now let's compare how you are different' I'm more smarter than dinosaurs . I'll try to hide . They tried too but ... They couldn't make it .

'I am a dinosaur and I, decided

Do not act like everyone else - do not die~

A meteorite fell, burying everyone beneath it

And I climbed straight up, I watched this movie...' I like you ! Every human that I interact with . Will die or get hurt . And I can manipulate you ! Everybody in here ! But not SCPs ... Sadly .

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Citizen ? ... Russian . I think they are . What are you doing here ? How did they got you ?

'Back and forth - the same thing every day' I wait for something . Something I don't know . I can catch bad people . Halts . Criminals .

'Now let's compare how you are different' Our world was in apocalypses . We can survive . Or we couldn't ? Only god knows ... Not me or you either .

'I am a dinosaur and I, decided

Do not act like everyone else - do not die~

A meteorite fell, burying everyone beneath it

And I climbed straight up, I watched this movie...' I saw how my brothers and sisters die . Because of workers from here ... But another mind . Thinking ...

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Huh ? Another language ? It's ... I don't know . And you're not a child .

'Back and forth - the same thing every day' Yes . I save children . Some of them are bullied , some have bad parents and some are lost ! It's sad ...

'Now let's compare how you are different' I don't know . Maybe I am not different . Or maybe I am different

'I am a dinosaur and I, decided

Do not act like everyone else - do not die~

A meteorite fell, burying everyone beneath it

And I climbed straight up, I watched this movie...' It's sad to see other die . Like your friends , family and partners . You will be alone !

Could you do books that the scps might read?

Books that the SCPs might read

SCP 035 Anna and the French Kiss by Stephanie Perkins Anna is shipped off to boarding school in Paris where she meets the super-charming Etienne, and that's when things get interesting. I was a squealing, giggly, mush-fest all the while through reading this book. Stephanie Perkins knows just how to turn a seemingly ordinary love story into an unputdownable read. SCP 040 Your Brain Needs a Hug: Life, Love, Mental Health, and Sandwiches Just the title of this book by Rae Earl makes us feel a little lighter. And we don’t know about you, but our brains could definitely use a hug right now. While the book is geared towards teens, we found Earl’s advice to be relevant for all ages — particularly for anyone who struggles with depression, anxiety, social media addiction, and self-esteem issues. TBH, pretty much anyone can benefit from this book! SCP 049 And the Mountains Echoed by Khaled Hosseini And the Mountains Echoed is such an amazing and heartwarming read. It's about a pair of siblings that fate cruelly separates and then finally reunites. A must-read for its simple yet gripping narration and amiable characters. SCP 049-j The Red Notebook by Antoine Laurain This is a French romance novella, and basically a love letter to book lovers. There's mystery, romance, and some of the most beautifully crafted sentences and paragraphs I have ever read. The ending is so sweet, even though you wonder how you ever got there so soon. SCP 053 Lulu and the Rabbit Next Door by Hilary McKay Lulu and her cousin help their neighbor Arthur learn to love and care for his (neglected) rabbit. She doesn’t want her neighbor to feel bad so she writes the rabbit little notes with helpful gifts signed from her own pet rabbit named Thumper. It’s a kind way to show Arthur how to take care of his new pet SCP 073 HumanKind: Changing the World One Small Act At a Time Looking for heart-warming stories of kindness and compassion? HumanKind by Brad Aronson was made for you. But the book isn’t only full of uplifting stories that will move you to happy tears, it’s also packed with practical and actionable tips for how to be kinder in your everyday. One thing is for sure: after you put this book down, you’ll feel inspired to do something nice for someone else. And because of that, we think this is one of the best books on the planet! SCP 076 Do Unto Animals We absolutely DEVOURED this book by Tracey Stewart. Whether you’re looking for tips on how to better understand skunks and squirrels or read your pet’s body language, every page is full of compassionate wisdom about to treat animals in a way that they deserve. Also, the illustrations are absolutely beautiful — we nearly wanted to pet the pages because the animal drawings were so lovable. SCP 079 Walden (Henry David Thoreau) With the outdoorsman renaissance happening as we speak, it is nice to look back at one of the books that probably started it. Walden isn’t the bore you read back in middle school, it takes time to appreciate like a nice bottle of red. Thoreau’s masterpiece tackles so much while quietly nudging your brain into activity. It also makes you want to build a cabin SCP 096 Black Beauty by Anna Sewell Told from the perspective of the horse, this story is so beautifully written that it's easy to get lost in it's pages. I laughed and cried, as did my daughter when she read it. SCP 105 Dandelion Wine by Ray Bradbury Warm and fuzzy the whole way through, Dandelion Wine is by far the best story to make you feel good. Though I'm not the correct age to directly relate to the young adult story, I still felt the warm summer days and the wonder of it all. SCP 106 Catch-22 – Joseph Heller “War is hell,” is the old adage we all know, but Catch-22 looks to modify that a bit. Instead, war becomes super goddamn weird. The book follows a bomber squadron in the Second World War whose collective sanity is slowly being eroded by whatever passes for power. Throughout it all, the main character keeps trying to prove himself insane enough to be kicked out of the Navy, which is precisely why he can’t

be kicked out. Which is a catch 22 and yes, this is where the phrase comes from. It’s a great extrapolation of quirks and idiosyncrasies we see in day to day life, only this time, they’re affecting war SCP 134 (I know she don't have eyes . But there is a books for blind people) A Mango-Shaped Space by Wendy Mass A Mango-Shaped Space is about a 13-year-old girl with synesthesia (she can see, taste, and hear colors) and her journey in getting a diagnosis and accepting herself and all her differences. It's sort of a coming-of-age story, too. As someone with multiple chronic illnesses who has gone through the same process at the same age, this really was an incredible reading experience. One of my favorite quotes is "We all do the best we can, trying to keep all the balls in the air at once." I recommend it to everyone. SCP 173 Rabbit, Run (John Updike) The greatest mid-life crisis novel of all time doesn’t actually deal with a mid-life crisis at all. Harry “Rabbit” Angstrom is 26 when he decides to leave his wife and son for a new life. Of course, what that new life is, and what exactly he wants out of it isn’t clear to the reader or to Rabbit himself. It will strike a cord with all men who struggle with the idea of settling down. SCP 239 The Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling SCP 682 THE WOLF AND THE WATCHMAN BY NIKLAS NATT OCH DAG If you're the kind of person that can't get enough of Scandi noir films, TV shows and literature, then Niklas Natt och Dag's The Wolf And The Watchman should be next on your reading list. Set in 18th-century Stockholm, this tale is as dark as it gets, following the titular watchman and a detective as they hunt down the killer behind a dismembered corpse that appears in a local pond. As gruesome as it is gripping, it's the perfect literary companion as the nights get longer and increasingly eerie. SCP 847 The Case Against Satan by Ray Russell Two priests are called in to examine a girl who might be possessed by the devil. The Exorcist, right? Nope, it’s Ray Russell‘s The Case Against Satan, a novel of theological horror that beat William Peter Blatty’s book to print by eight years. The Case Against Satan is as much the story of a crisis of faith as it is a supernatural tale, and readers looking for a nuanced take on both should give it a try SCP 953 THE PILLOW BOOK BY SEI SHŌNAGON If you want to learn a bit more about the Japan of the past – and also, weirdly, all of us in the present – The Pillow Book is a cult classic you should absolutely try. Sei Shōnagon was a lady-in-waiting in the court of Empress Teishi in the year 1000 and here she collects her thoughts and musings about court life. To read a woman more than 1,000 years ago being as philosophical, neurotic and scandalous as anyone is today on social media is a thrill that lasts from the start to the end. SCP 1678 Memoirs of a Geisha by Arthur Golden Absolutely moving, the struggles Sayuri faces are painted so beautifully by Arthur Golden's masterful craft that you totally empathize with her as she grows and triumphs in a world designed to see her fail. The ultimate conclusion of the novel fills me with such warmth — it's both entirely unexpected and wholeheartedly appreciated.

Happy pride month guys ! Here some arts that I drew and I added flags and their meanings .

Omnisexual people  are attracted to those of all gender identities and sexual orientations. Omnisexuality is in the category of multisexuality , which includes people who are attracted to more than one gender.

Graysexual — sometimes spelled greysexual — is used to refer to people who experience limited sexual attraction. In other words, they experience sexual attraction very rarely, or with very low intensity. This is also known as gray-asexuality, gray-A, or gray-ace.

What does intersex mean? Intersex is a general term used for a variety of situations in which a person is born with reproductive or sexual anatomy that doesn't fit the boxes of “female” or “male.” Sometimes doctors do surgeries on intersex babies and children to make their bodies fit binary ideas of “male” or “female”.

Demisexual people only feel sexually attracted to someone when they have an emotional bond with the person. They can be gay, straight, bisexual, or pansexual, and may have any gender identity. The prefix “demi” means half — which can refer to being halfway between sexual and asexual.

Pansexuality is the attraction to people regardless of their gender. Pansexual people are sexually attracted to people of every gender identity. People of any gender identity can and do identify as pansexual.

Non-binary or genderqueer is an umbrella term for that are neither male nor ‍female —‌identities that are outside the gender binary .

Agender is a term which can be literally translated as without gender. It can be seen either as a or as a statement of not having a gender identity.

Bisexuality is romantic attraction , sexual attraction or sexual behavior toward both males and females, or to more than one gender or sex  .

Asexual is the lack of sexual attraction to others, or a low interest in sexual activity. Some people consider asexuality to be their sexual orientation, and others describe it as an absence of sexual orientation.

Polyamorous people have multiple loving, intentional, and intimate relationships at the same time. Polyamory is a type of open or non-monogamous relationship that follows certain guidelines. Polyamory specifically refers to people who have multiple romantic relationships at the same time.

Can i get a SCP-682,106,173 with a safe classed s/o

Ofc you can ! It depends on your danger , how you look and powers . Let's say that you can hurt people , but only if they angered you . It's the first time you meet keter/euclid class anomaly . Firstly scientists said their abilities and what you should and shouldn't do . Let's introduce you to each other . And after that romantic headcanons . SCP 106

106 just tilted his head as he looked at you with curiosity . He never met safe classed SCP . He met euclid and keter ones . You ofc kept distance from him . He can take you to his pocket dimension , where he's a god . And when he made one step to you . You made the same , but you took a step away from him . You walked like that around 15 minutes. Until guards came there to take you away from Lawrence . Second meeting was ... awkward . I mean really awkward ... You just stood there . And ... look at each other . In silent . After few meeting , you started to talk to each other . And hang out then breach happen . Romantic headcannon It won't matter if your a SCP . You don't mind and it's normal relationship ... Well he torture people and kill them . And you have powers . For him it's normal OKAY ? He'll always try to hug you and cuddle with you . Hope you like it . He'll catch you and go to his pocket dimension and cuddle with you there . Mostly on his throne . He can't normally kiss sooooo ... he'll just Uhhhhhhhhhhhh ... place his forehead on yours . If you have ears , tail , wings , horns or something like that . He will pet them and play with them . He won't ask you , he'll just come to you and pet them . Hope you like that . He will do that whenever he wants . If you'll bite/scratch him , Lawrence will just chuckle . He doesn't really feel it . If you have beans on your hands(Like cats , dogs . rabbits and etc. ) he'll like to trace his fingers on them and massage them . What ? Don't look at him like that ! They are so soft . He just can't do that . If you have another powers . He's like : " ...? Okay ? What's next . Cause ... I can rot anything I touch ." . You won't surprise him . He's not stupid he knows that there is more anomalies . You have your own dimension(s) . He want to see it . No really . He won't stop asking you to see your dimension(s) , he'll stop after he will see and be in them . Teleportation ? He can teleport anywhere where he want and his dimension ... Well not really teleport ... You know . If you can't control it he'll try to find you faster . And he hopes you don't teleport near any dangerous SCP . If you can control it . He's calmer . But still ...

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Uhhh . Is here a safe classed SCP . In my chamber ? You test safe SCP with me ? Okay . I don't mind it . Oh well it's time to snap their neck ! Ahem , he didn't kill you don't worry . You just backed up from him . He tried and tried , but he gave up after few tries ... Second meeting he was just looking at you ... And all he didn't move . You tried to talk to 173 . Firstly he didn't respond , but he started enjoying your company . Romantic headcannon Cuddles . Just cuddles ... or hugs . He likes to hug you . He can't kiss . You know why . Well he can't really do anything else . If you have ears , tail , wings , horns or something like that . He can touch them . It's not a questions . He will do it . Especially if they are fluffy . It's okay if they are not . It's okay . He still loves it . Oh you have beans ? Cool ! Can he touch them ? Yes , it's a questions . What ? So can I touch them or not ? You have your own dimension(s) . He hopes that they are not dangerous . Please don't take him there . Please . If they are cool/unusual he may be want to see it . He's not sure . Teleportation ? Cool ! Some people think that I can do it too . Because , I move quickly and some of them think of it . Hey , can you control your teleportation ? It's dangerous here . I don't want you to get hurt or killed . I care about you . Really much . If you can control them . It's pretty cool . And how far can you teleport ? And please don't tease him . You'll scare him few times . But , after a while he'll won't react to it . If you have another powers . Cool ! Can you regenerate ? Oh . You'll have to say about it . He want to know your power . It's really interesting for him . And want to know a little more about you . He'll talk about his past if you want . SCP 682

If you're like 999 . Then f*ck you . He don't like 999 . For him his annoying . He'll be annoyed of you too . And try to kill you . Who expected that ? Almost everyone . After some time he lost interest in you . And just ... started sleeping . You're not powerful for him . If you see each other again . He'll ignore you . (Rude) . After few meetings (6 meetings)he start to become friends . Finally ! But he won't like being friends with you at first ...

Romantic headcannon He can't kiss . But he can lick you or boop his nose on your face gently . Don't worry he care about you . He'll try to be gentle with you . And cuddles ... uhhhhhhh he'll gently curl near you . Or you hug his face (Just like Abbie do ) If you have ears , tail , wings , horns or something like that . Cool . I have tail too . Don't you dare to touch it . Hey , you have pretty wings/horns . I'll touch them . You can't stop me . I can feel your soft beans . If I'll try to touch them . I can rip them easily with my claw . Don't try to bite him or scratch . He can bite you back . Or scratch you ... Hope you have regeneration or you're unkillable . So you can do it . You have your own dimension(s) . Don't you dare to take me there ... But he'll like them if Foundation won't be there and try to make two of you leave and go to real world . And if they won't touch him and his s/o ... Can he take 079 there ? He didn't see them for long time . Teleportation . And you can control it .Hey can we escape by your power ... Oh yes , those bitches will try to attack us . I don't want you to get hurt . Oh you can't control it . Don't worry he'll breach containment to find you . Nothing will stop him from doing it . He'll just carry you back like cat mom . If you have another powers . Can you show them . They can be pretty cool . And unusual too .

Halloween with SCPs part 1

Okay I know that I said that I'll write 4 chapter about Halloween , but I have no time for that and I combined 1 and half of 2 part . So enjoy . And I need to write 2 part and maybe 3 part if I can .

They will be pretty short . Srr guys

Scarlet King

"What? Holiday? What's the meaning of it ?"

"Take it easy! It's one of the holidays, but it's a day of fear, and it's called Halloween"

"A fear day? Sounds tempting .. continue"

"On this day, everyone scares each other, puts on frightening costumes, decorates the house and carves pumpkins ."

"You persuaded me . I may like it ."

(Yes , it's a little dialog , so what . Oh and my bestie helped me .)

So he said that he may like it . It is true . He like Halloween . He like scary things . So yeah . A good Holiday !

Khahrakh like the fear . Heh . He'll just look in the window to scare some strangers . Try to make an excuse . Cuz some people will knock on your door and ask you about A F*ING DEMON IN YOUR WINDOW- . So get ready for that .

And . Costumes? Really . He won't . In fact he and 001 don't have a human form they both can be 2 m in tall , whenever they want . So he won't go anywhere . He can't put you in risk Y/n . And that's good . Very good . Am I right ?

Pfff . The true is that he don't need food . And he won't die of hunger or dehydration . Lucky son of a b- . Ahem . Let's continue shall we ? Of course we should reader ! He don't need food or water . And he does not care about the taste . Who would've known that ?

He can't go with you . Cause the suspicion of him not being actual human . No really . He won't go anywhere . He won't listen to you . But , if you like going outside on the Halloween night . He'll be your shadow for a night . He's okay with that .

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... He don't care . If it's not something that is connected with you . You know he cares about you reader . Again I'll say that you're lucky .

Fear is one of the emotions that people often show him , but some try to hide it . He don't understand why people hide their feelings and ashamed/embarrassed of them . Like literally who said that boys can't cry ? Huh ? And who said that crying is making you weak ? People are weird and mean to each other . He don't really pay attention to it .

No . I can not go outside . I can glow . Especially in the dark it's more noticeable . But my armor would be my 'costume' if I could go outside .

Same as Khahrakh(Aka Scarlet King) . I'm talking about candy .

Since he can't go . He'll give you a dagger that will get on fire(that won't hurt you or burn your clothes) when you take it in hands . Just like his sword . He want you to be save and not stressed . And if you'll stay at home he will watch you play or watch horror movies . Or Halloween specials . He is so supportive . You can even imagine . But if you get bored he can get you to the gates of 'heaven' and you can hang out there . What do you say Y/nn ?

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They really like it . So f*ing much . You know the spookiness and COSTUMES .They love the idea of wearing costumes . He can wear any costume . He can be jester , undead , murderer and etc. IT'S SO AMAZING HOLIDAY ! And you cannot change my mind .

And they are pretty scary . Especially if mad . You know . Aaaand she like scaring kids . You can't change my mind again . He just likes the fear .

And I already said that they can dress as anybody they want guys . So yeah

About candy and sweets . They like the taste of sweetness , really much . They don't have favorite candy they like ALL . No really .

Oh you don't like going outside/trick or treating . That's okay ! Wanna watch horror movie then ?

SCP 049

He's fine with this Holliday . He can still wear his usual clothes . And no one will look at him like he's a weirdo , so that's the plus of Halloween .

He don't like if he scare the kids . Already the D class , scientists and some guard afraid of him . And he likes kids .

You already understand that he'll wear his usual clothes . I don't want to say more about it . Okay ?

He's really new with candy . They are pretty good . He don't need to eat , so he won't eat to many sweets . But I think he'll like chocolate . Maybe a peppermint or something .

He don't really like going outside . He know that he can cure people and they'll think that he's a monster and do something about it . So he can't go outside unless you will hold his hand , like with a kid . He's pretty dangerous to people .

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He's like 7 year old kid . You know his reaction . Just like Skid and Pump probably . So yeah . Well in short he's a CHAOS .

He don't understand why almost everybody will be scared of him . Maybe cause he's a crazy person . Maybe ... But that's not his fault . He just can't control himself sometimes . So don't blame him about something he did and if it's really bad . Like KILLING A RANDOM PERSON . Just like his bro he will wear his usual clothing . And probably scare the sh*t out of everybody , cause he'll probably be weird . Not probably . He will be .

OH NO . Not the sweets . Or he'll be sick . You understand me reader ? He will do something with them . Don't trust him . Please . I need you .

Like everybody he'll be with you . Jay's a lost puppy you won't change my mind . And never will .

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That's cool Holiday ! But he don't really like creepy things .

He can't really scare kid . But his brother is .

And he will probably wear no costume .(Kids will think that he's a cyborg. It's half true .) Or you can give him ideas for costumes and he will gladly wear them . I you two don't have ideas what to wear . Well if you don't like to wear costumes/going outside that's okay ! He's very supportive )

He loves sweets . It's an amazing taste ! He can't help himself . But , don't give him many . It's bad for health you know . And he know it too .

As I said he can/won't go outside trick or treating . If you won't he won't go . Mostly all will be near you .

SCP 076

Eh . He don't like Holidays . What? Don't look at me like that . He was in his box for many centuries . And he don't know the meaning of Holidays and etc.

Ohoho. He's really scary . And love scaring everybody . Maybe he'll like this Holliday . A little only . He can go outside in the night and scare strangers . What? I like it! You can't judge me

Candies pfff . No . He don't like sweet taste . He like other tastes . Again don't judge him . So he won't have a favorite candy .

And he can go outside and probably will . In the night only . So he won't leave you alone at home/in streets . Don't worry about that .

SCP 079

Huh . You need to explain Holidays for them(Like for the others) , good luck . It's hard . They don't know the meaning . Or anything .

And they don't like scaring ANYBODY . They don't care about human and etc.

And .. they literally can't eat , but they have a metallic body and his head is a computer screen where their face appear . And I said they can't et anything . So no sweets for them or food . And again I'll say , they literally don't understand the meaning of food too .

Pfff costumes? PATHETIC .They won't go outside > wait you wanna go trick or treating ? Okay friend/honey . I'll be the stereotype ghost . You know . Just wear the white sheet over me with eye holes . they have a soft spot for you . Even if you're just friends . They are tolerating their friends .

And like the others they'll go with you or stay home with you reader.

SCP 087

' A what . Halloween ? ' They don't understand . You know . He was in the staircase for their life . And you managed to get them out of his 'home' . So they will be new to it .

He don't care about fear . Every single one of those D-class is . So they are not interested in other's being scared . Yep they won't . Maybe for some of you it's unexpected . But let's continue on this lil story .

No . He's not comfortable in wearing new things . They don't understand . Do he need to wear a costume ? Isn't he creepy enough for it ? Cause he think they is . And he's more comfortable in wearing his cloth every day (Yes , imagine that he have a clothes . K?). So they will just 'stare' at the costume that you offered him to wear . He'll probably write on paper thing like: 'What is that ? I don't want to wear it . It can be dangerous ' . Don't worry they trust you . But not the new things he see tho .

How the f- will he eat . Yes , they don't have a face , but still can make crying sounds . So what ? He's an anomaly . But really . And as I said they won't trust the candies . He's really aware of traitors and such things . So no ...

And they won't go outside and he want you to stay home . So that he know where are you and if you're safe or not . Or they'll start panicking .

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(P.s. SCPs that are looking like animal/monstrous have the ring that can turn them in human . So yeah ) he hate being scared . 'Cause the 'King of mountains ' really scare him so much and Lanky have a bad memory about him . So please do NOT scare him ;-; . He'll get really sad . He don't like the others being scared especially kids . Just like 049 . So it's not really a good Holliday for him .

And maybe ... You can give him a costume of a 'Shy Guy' from Mario games if you want . Or ghost/mummy costume .

He's really f*ing new to other tastes . Well he's used to taste of human flesh . He thinks that candies taste good and amazing ! But it's really strange for him .

And he want to stay home . He don't like people . he have a little phobia of people . They can scare Lanky . Poor guy .

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She still knows about Halloween . And she like it . Iris still have those memories with her family in Halloween . And now she'll have one with you !

She can scare by accident few people . Not really much .

Cause Iris will wear a cat onesie . If you want to wear a cat onesie too . WHEN IT'S AMAZING IDEA BESTIE/BAE ! Or you can wear something matching . She'll like it . But still you can wear what you want .

And again everybody in here will stay with you /go with you trick or treating . So ... Yeah .

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... Like 079 he don't understand the meaning of Holidays . Like really much . He needs at least 10 times to explain the meaning of Halloween or other Holidays ... He'll understand . Only a little .

He like others being scared . Really much . You know Lawrence is Lawrence . He'll like this Holiday now . Really f*ing much . " You can not judge me Y/n . And you can't stop me neither . So don't look at me like I'm the only one crazy here. " . He stalked you so knows about you , not to much , but still . Be aware of him... He's everywhere .

And again he's like 079 he don't need to eat . And he can sense tastes . Cause he's a f*ing rotting corpse . So he don't care about candies/food . Even in his human form he can't really sense tastes , I mean he can , but it's hard . Really hard .

And probably his costume will be a soldier with a gas mask or something like that . He liked that time in war . Especially when he met the 'rot' . But, I'll keep that for headcanons about him . And he will be in Halloween . NEAR YOU and follow you almost everywhere . Good luck ! He can and will probably give you a heart attack . Maybe at first . Some of you can get used to stuff like that . Am I right ?

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Oh no ... Halloween . She can't go outside or she'll brake many electric things that people have . And she thinks that you're an anomaly why your electronic works ?(I'll explain that later) She would go , but her powers say : NO .

Would anyone be scared of her . No . They won't really see her . But if some saw her . They probably be like : Wow , how did she make that good costume with realistic horns , deer legs and ears . Or be like : IS THAT A MUTANT . OMG I NEED TO POST A PICTURE TO PROVE THAT THEY ARE REAL . But , some will be just : Eh idfc .

She don't need a costume . Really . But maybe wear a nun clothing . The real nun not the one that's- We don't talk about that in my nonholy server/books .

She tried some candies in her life . She's neutral to them . So yeah . Idk what to write . She can't go outside . Sadly to her . And happily too . People are strange and mean . Or just annoying . She's not talking about you reader . Don't worry .

SCP 173

Ohhhh . HALLOWEEN ! " I remember parts from my human life when I went trick or treating . It was fun really fun ! Can we go trick or treating Y/n ?

Yes/No

Yes:

Yay ! What costume will you wear ? I can get a hoodie that looks like me . Or a werewolf costume . Maybe a witch .

No:

... When we can watch movies or fill the pumpkins with cement ! So kids won't break them and instead they will break their bones ! Heheheheh . What do you say?

He's like a few of SCPs that like people being scared of him . So do I need to say more ? I said what he would wear .

And same as candies . He loves them . He'll like chocolate and gummy bears !

And about going outside or not I already wrote . If some of you what to know .

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Meh... He'll like other Holidays like Christmas/New year . And April 1st . GOOD LUCK . But he still like Halloween .

Welp , he like April fools . he'll prank you by scaring . So yeah ! He'll scare everybody . And really much , but not you . "You're lucky Y/n " as he say . Everybody will be scared of him .

The costume probably will be ... some of the scariest slasher/or other scary monster . He'll look horrifying .

Atanti probably like peppermint candies . The burning taste is good . Or the ones that will start pop when it gets wet . And maybe dark chocolate .

He'll go outside to scare people like Able . In the night when you'll be asleep . but , will stay if you're not . Well he'll go in 12 pm/3 am to scare people by looking in their window or unexpectedly pop out from a tree/wall(A son just like his dad-)

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Hmmm . It depend on their personality .Idk what to write , you choose . (CAUSE THEN I WRITE IT I HAVE 3 DAYS UNTIL HALLOWEEN ... 30.10.2021 IN FACT NOW JUST A DAY ! )

I think probably almost of them will like the idea of others being so f*ing scared . So they wear some really scary looking costume . What ? They do what they want .

And as I said they have different personality . An they'll choose scary ones .

And as others they'll be with you reader. They want to protect you too .

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A what ? Holiday ? That's new to him . You know why . He's in Unlondon , underground . Yeah . Hmm . Nope . He don't like others being scared ... Well adults only . Not kids . He don't like it . His mind is pretty interesting ... He's literally made from human parts- . And he don't need to scare you . Don't worry . Maybe that's relief for you . You can only know if it is . Or not . Well that's not the point .

Eh . He can wear the costume of himself- . Just like 049 . But , if you want to wear something matching . Well okay then Y/nn .

Maybe ... uhhhhh . He'll like it . Idk ! It's hard to headcanon him about candies . Oh yeah . His taste senses are not working . You know the food in Unlondon is literally tasteless . And it have a bad effect on people . So yeah . He cannot say if candies have a good/bad taste or any food . You can't blame him he did not choose what he can/can not do .

Like 106 will follow you , but won't really scare you . He'll tell you first if you want him to . If not he'll be close to you . And I don't really recommend you to take him trick or treating . He have a gun ...

SCP 2264-5(The Hanged King)

'A ... Holiday ?' Well we have another confused boi here . If you've read info about him you know why he'll be confused . And if you don't really know about him . Here : " The Hanged King was once the ruler of the city-state of Alagadda, where he governed as a corrupt tyrant, suppressing and exploiting monarchs. He indulged himself in base pleasures and possibly practiced ancient, dark magic from the abyss. At some point the King came into contact with the Brothers Death (or Yaldabaoth depending on canon) and played a game with them, but lost." . Well that means that he's from like 5 to maybe 10 centuries ago . And he won't know about new Halloween . And he don't remember now about such things . Again new one to explain about Holidays . Poor Y/n . The fear ... some citizen in his city was scared of him , when he was a human . But , now he don't care and he's more emotionless now . So yeah .

He don't like the idea of costumes . It can be a painful memory for him . It depends on the costume you suggested to him . Just don't risk , okay ? I don't say that he will attack you .

He don't need to eat . He don't want to taste anything . He don't need to taste food . Right ?

And he like to be alone . And he don't want to see people or communicate with them . He can't go outside . Sadly he would want to spend time with you .

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They like Holidays . EVERY . SINGLE . ONE . What about you Y/n ?

They don't care about fear . Everybody who he took with him or just the paper with their info on them was scared . So they don't f*ing care now . They think that emotions is fine and you can express them without being judged/embarrassed/or etc. So it's fine .

Spider . They hope that you don't have arachnophobia or else it'll be awkward . Or just a mummy costume(AGAIN LUNA-). Idk other costumes .(I'm from country where we don't go trick or treating on Halloween , but a few can wear a cosplays/lil costumes tho)

Jelly is their favorite . Lemon flavored probably or maybe orange flavor . And they'll like other candies too . They are not so picky over food . And in fact they don't have allergies and they get not hungry so often . So maybe that's the plus .

They are the shadow . In fact ... Your shadow in fact reader . You understand me right ? So do I need to say more ?

SCP 035,049,079,096,173,999,and 682 finding out that Y/N is a spy for the CI (female reader romantic headcanons please)

Here you go ! And sorry for making you wait ;-; . And some of them will be short . So yeah ... Oh and you said about female reader , but I won't write about reader's gender . Gender is unspecified . Well it's much more like gender neutral reader . Okay enjoy reading . And if I've made a mistake in some words . Well sorry cuz I'm not from country where people speak English or language that's similar to English .

(C.I - Chaos Insurgency )

SCP 035

They knew it already . You know he can read minds and etc. So it's not a surprise for them . But she'll use it on you . Yeah they're literally like teasing you . Until you slap them . Many times . Please do that or he'll literally annoy the crap out of you .

But , you 2 are working together . And you two are pretty good partners(in both meanings) . He really want to be free and start a theatre and you can help her . Not that they use you . But it's their dream from a long time . And they help you too . Maybe you'll get promoted . So that's a plus for both of you .

And if Foundation start to interview them about breach , cause it can be really massive . And he won't say what or who caused a breach . Even if she did , not like they will believe her . He can and will lie to them . And he's like :

When why do you interview me them ? If you don't believe me . It's pointless ! "

SCP 049

Then he learned about your secret . He was shocked . He thought that you were a fellow scientist/MTF . Not the spy from a different G.O.I(Group of interest). But , he still will be with you . You didn't even tell him about what you need to do . He'll kind of support you . No matter what . Don't worry Y/n !

And then you said that you are the cause of the breaches that happened few days ago . He's concerned . "Why did you do that . I'm not mad at you . I'm just really surprised !" . After you explain to him why you do it . He have more questions . But , he will try to help you . And , yes he want to see how the world look like after those years . And like his friend he won't use you for his own interests . Again don't worry reader .

And if Foundation staff would try to gain info about breach . He won't tell them . You will be in really big problems and they'll kill you . He can't let that happen .

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They knew that you wasn't the scientist/MTF/or your preferred work in Foundation . He saw you you on the cameras . He wanted to know to know who gave him the control of the facility . And you looked cool- They won't admit it . But , you're Y/n! I'm sure of that .

And he will use you . NOT TO MUCH , they just want to see 682 and hand out with him . 'Cause 682 is his only friend- That's sad :( . And you are his s/o . So yeah ... You can explain to him about your work and why you do it . They are curios . Especially about humans and you too .

And like everybody he won't tell about you . He'll be cursing at them . So after a while they get tired and leave him alone . That's his plan . And they won't believe them too . But Foundation personal will be 'stalking' on someone . Because Glitch literally blamed someone else on that . Or said that they died while there was a breach(Just like in containment breach . You know the corpse of scientist(that's the spy) that fell from old man's dimension )

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He didn't knew that you were the spy . But , you won't try to kill him . Right? Please say that you won't ... And they want to be free from Foundation's grasp , but you know he's shy and doesn't like to kill people who looked at him . Poor guy .

He want to help you . ... Wait . Will C.I. use him as a weapon ? They don't want to ! Can he wait for you to become more powerful in there . I mean then you'll become the commander , then he won't be a weapon . He can wait for you . And they'll remember you by your scent . That's strange I know . Good thing that he'll remember you by that and won't be scared or attack you by accident .

Eh . They doesn't like to talk , and Foundation don't know that he talk . So you're safe so yeah .

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... What ? You're a spy ? CAN YOU HELP ME GET OUT OF HERE , I WANT TO LIVE WITH YOU AND NOT IN THIS F*ING PLACE . Please take me to your home (. His reaction says it .)

He want to live with you . So he'll help you . 100% . But , if he become a weapon of C.I. ... then no . Don't talk to him then . He don't want to . So please don't try to kidnap him . He can and probably break your arm or leg . He want's to be with you and that's all he want . But , if your commander have that on their mind . He will wait . Just like Lanky . Even if that take many years ... He'll wait for you to become a commander .

... He can't speak in his original form only in human form . So scientist won't get on his nerves with questions .

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"Cool . I knew that you weren't a scientist/MTF/Guard ." He don't care about that you can help him get out .

But , he's okay with you being a spy . He will sometimes ask you to make a breach and talk with Glitch . Or he'll do it himself and get out of this sh!tty place to be with you , but firstly he'll kill everybody in Foundation . Oh and he'll threaten your commander to make you the new commander . Then kill them) . He want the best for you in C.I place . Yes . He can be kind . But only to you , Glitch and Abby . Cuz Atanti trust you . And I dare you to betray him . He'll kill you then . Even if you're his s/o . He can listen to you . But , it will be as twice as hard for him to trust you again .

Foundation won't bother him with question about who's the spy or why that happened . They already know what would happen . Another containment breach . So yeah . You're almost safe with your secret .

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A spy ? Why ? He's a curious boy . Assure him that you won't hurt anybody when he'll stop a little bit of worrying about your secret . And say that he needs to promise not to tell anybody about it . Then he'll keep that secret inside his mind . Forever . So don't worry .

He want to help you with your tasks . Even if you say that it's not a problem for you . And you can do it your self only . He's worried then . What if something happens to you . But , you can take him home while there's a breach . That you caused . He's happy that he can live with you . You know that he's like a puppy . Very exited ) . He'll make you happy if you come home tired or with bad mood .

Eh he will probably be at your place . If he won't . Well he can talk , but it's hard for people to understand him . He's voice is mix of kid voice and purring . I think you'll probably understand him . I mean you said that this hc is romantic . So you probably are dating like for idk 6 month and you are now good at understanding this cute orange blob .

hear me out;; SCPs with a half-cannibal!S/O (gender neutral or male) that can eat both normal food and y'know, organs,,

(P.s. I'll add picture/images that I add in Tumblr later . And sorry if there is a mistakes in this . I'm not English )

SCP 035

That's ... Unusual . Lucky me . I'm porcelain mask .

It a little shocking when you first thought about maybe eating your enemy ... I don't know what he thought about it . But I can assure that she was really shocked . He didn't expect to see a cannibal in here . Do 05 know about it ?

They are concerned that you aren't fully a cannibal . but it's pretty cool too ! 50/50 should I say ? (You can imagine how you met together . So ... yeah . AND MY INSIDE DEMON NAMED "WRITTER" IS STILL SLEEPING AND DOES NOT KNOW WHAT I NEED OF THEM .)

She's really neutral about it . And I don't think that something will change in your relationships with him (You choose whatever it's platonic/romantic one). They'll be very curious . And if you 2 got out of Foundation and blew the facility and all SCPs got out . He'll be living with you ! And ask you what would you like to eat . Human or normal food . You choose . It will be pretty easy you know 'cause 035 have charism- control of people mind . No problem bestie/lover !

Like I said they're 50/50 and don't worry once you'll know each other better she won't tell anybody about your secret . I'd say 9/10 .

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Ahem . Again you choose how you met .

He's intrigued by your diet of eating humans and food that you usually eat which is not again humans ... And the truth is that his patients/zombies eat humans too . Who would've known that ? Almost everybody . So he thinks that it like normal ... don't ask how . He's pretty strange . He's okay with it . And never would tell anybody cause you'll be in big trouble for that . And he doesn't want that to happen to his significant other/friend .

Oh and ... if you get hungry at containment breach ... Well ... he can kill for you . Yeah ... He's loyal to him friends . And he don't have many . It's sad(

Welp I think he'll be 9.5/10 .

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Oh ... um . You're special ! Yeah ... Don't worry I won't tell anybody about it . I'm just surprised . When he learned that you are half cannibal ... that's really shocked . Like ... when people eat other humans they get sick/become cannibal . But you're very ... lucky that you didn't become fully a cannibal . So yeah .

Oh and Cain is okay with that . Don't worry . And like with 035 it won't change the relationship with you . And if you 2 live together he would cook human food . He just don't know how to cook human meat or organs . But you can teach him . He'll really try to make a good food .(Welp idk what to write next .)

Probably 8/10

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... Okay

He's just neutral about you being a half cannibal . He don't really care . He think that you're a regular human just have a special diet . Or something like that . Like I said neutral . Oh and he'll help you when you want to eat ... human organs.(It sounds weird , but I'm okay with that . I like it- ) He likes to kill people and you can eat the bodies of dead people . That's the plus for 2 of you .

Oh nobody won't ask him about you or something about the cannibals . They don't think that he will talk or be interested in it .

7/10 .

SCP 323

...Do my mate want a heart ?

Yeah , you know a wendigo and a half cannibal . What could go wrong ? Well they would offer you human organs recently , even if you tell them that you're not fully a cannibal . They just like that someone share the same diet as them . Well overexcited . Oh and they will bring you dead people , so you can eat .

... Who wants to ask question to wendigo ? Huh ? No one ... Okay .

10/10

SCP 682

... So what ?

Like 076 he don't care about a fact that you're a half cannibal . He literally like : 'Me too . I eat people too .' . He's a good pal/partner . Well not really , but he's very sarcastic . The sarcasm . SARCASM ... That's not the point of this headcannons ... Let's return to half cannibal y/n . Like I said he don't give a f- about your diet .

Eh if people died and was half eaten . They'll think that it's 682 , 953 or 096. You know why . Not really many people wouldn't suspect you . It really depend on your behavior .

7/10 .

Christmas with SCPs + art

"Hey guys can you help me to decorate my home ? And you promised me that if I get all of you out of Foundation like you just escaped you would help me in my home "

"Sure Y/n . What do we need to do ? "

"You mean what you need to do ? Huh Doc- Wait ... of right I understand why do you want to do that Y/n "

"I did not promise anything . Deal with it n/n " - 682 talked back .

"Same " - 079 didn't want to help you just like 682

"Oh come on . It's not that hard ! And I helped you after all !"

"Atanti . Is it a winter holiday soon ? "

"... I think so . I don't care about it "

"Well Abby , Y/n want us to help them decorate their home . I don't quiet understand why , but do you want to help ?"

"Yeah !"

"Abby Xmas is near "

"Well I can help , only if I get to wear something cool !"

"...Sure Mask . I'll try to find something "

"The winter holiday is soon ! " - 173 came in to the room that you guys were . While 096 and 106 followed him . - " I want to decorate the home !"

"Stop screaming " - Glitch said and then turned off .

Lanky and Lawrence just looked at you . All of you and didn't understand about what you guys were talking about . Just looking .

Time skip .

"Atanti you're one of the tallest so can you put the star on the top of the tree ?"

"Seriously ? Do you want me to break it . I'm not just tall I'm way bigger than all of you . Literally "

" Okay ... Hey Lanky can you put the star on the top of the tree please ?"

"...O-okay " - You came to Lanky and gave him the gold star . He took it slowly and came to the tree .

"Abel ! Stop it !-" - You heard Doc scream .

"Brother please stop !" - And then Cain started to scream

"Oh my god . What's going on ! "

You came to the kitchen and you saw the chaos . Abel was trying to choke Cain with the Christmas lights while Doc try to stop him and Jay was just trying to wear a Santa's hat on top of his own hat .

"STOP IT !"

As they heard you yell at them they all stopped . Well Jay didn't really heard you he still tried to do what he wanted .

" Abel I understand that you didn't forgive Cain , but can you not try to kill him for now or at least for the holiday to end ?"

"... Ugh . Fine . But I'll make him pay for killing me ! "

"Okay ... and Jay . What are you doing ?"

"I'm trying to wear this cool hat ! "

Meanwhile

"Mr. Maskie can you pick me up so I can decorate the top part of this pretty tree ?"

"Sure , why not Abby "

"Thank you "

While Mask picked Abby up so she can decorate tree , they heard a knock . So Mask putted Abby down and opened the door

"Oh hey Iris and lil sis " (I'll explain it later in headcanons of 035 . Btw I'll say that 847 is their adoptive sis . K?)

"Hey Mask what are you guys doing ?" - Iris asked .

"Abby is decorating the tree "

"And you are doing nothing I suppose ? " - Mannequin asked

"Of course not ! I'm helping her !"

"Yeah , right " - Iris said as they both entered your home with bags .They bought some clothes and snacks as you asked for them to do .

" Oh , hi girls . You bought the clothes and snacks already ?" - You said as you walked in .

" Yep . We did "

" Mr. Maskie I want to continue to decorate it ! "

" Okay !"

Time skip(Cuz I don't know what to write)

It's already a Christmas. It's snowing(If don't ... IMAGINE). Kids are playing in snow , making snow angels , snowmen and playing with snowballs while 049 are watching them so they won't do something dangerous . Mask and Mannequin are dressing up and standing near the mirror . Abby is trying to convince Atanti and Glitch to play with them . The winter holiday mood is working on them . Iris are taking pictures of Cain and Abel . She somehow convinced them to stand near each other and pose a little . You can see that Abel hate this . 2521 is drawing winter forest .

"Merry Christmas guys !" - You said and after that all of them started to say thank you and merry Xmas too . Even 682 , 079 and 106 said it . Merry Christmas guys . Hope you have a good holidays . And sorry if you don't do something or I forgot to write things that you do on Christmas . As I said I'm not from English countries . we only celebrate New year . And here is the art !

Headcanons about Human AU .

Okay so ... I thought about Human Au of SCP Foundation . And I couldn't think about it being : 

1 - Normal AU where SCPs are humans and have no powers and etc. 

AND 2 - ... the one where SCPs ARE humans . But like they have mental disorders or them being experimented on . You know like some kind of asylum or etc. AND WHY NOT WRITE SOME HEADCANONS ABOUT THIS AU ? Well about my 2nd thought .

And if you like want to imagine like you are in this AU , you are a worker in this asylum . Okay ? Cuz there would not be d-class or etc.

I'll start with - 035 . They are around 25-30 years old , she have killed someone . And he have a phycological disorder plus she's a great manipulator too . They call it charisma . Don't believe this mf .

Btw they are intersex(born with both male and female genitalia .)

About her look - They have a medium brownish red hair , really dark brown eyes and some freckles . Usually 'wears' a smile , but will have sad/angry look on his face depending on the situation . 

Can look nice and kind at first . But they want to befriend you so she can get out of asylum . But pretty much really talkative with other patients(SCPs) . And it will annoy some of them . 

049 is still calm . But , something in his mind tells him about the pestilence . The disease that he can only get rid of . Yeah , a schizophrenia . He didn't kill his family . He just killed someone . A neighbor to be exact . And tried to operate on them . That is why he's here . 

His appearance : less than medium length black hair and yes , amber eye color + some minor scars . (I almost forgot to write his age) Around 29-33 like Mask . Plus he's a doctor . He is . Trust me .

049-j is still 049's lil brother . And he's still strange guy even when he's human . Yeah another disorder , . He have PTSD . He once saw on TV how to perform surgeries , he was 6-7 at that time . And that's the start of his strange medical things . NICE . 

He looks like 049 . Short black hair , slightly pale amber eyes . He assure everyone that he's the best doctor ever ... And he killed his ex classmate by beating her throat with a boot . Hmmm where did that come from ? Btw he's 27 years old.

053 is a little girl . She is a worker's daughter . She really wanted to visit her parent job . And that's how she met 682 and others . She calmed him(Atanti aka 682) somehow . And wants to visit her new friends again . But her parent is scared of what might happen to Abby . 

Before I start hc about 073 and 076 here's info about them: Cain still tried to kill his brother , because of jealousy . And then he regretted his decisions . Well when Able tried to tell parents , some doctors and police about his brother . Their parents said that maybe Able had something in his mind that is making him hallucinate . Even Cain said that maybe it was someone else and Able was thinking bad about him . After sometime of him convincing to believe him(He was yelling at them to believe him and tried to punch Cain) . You probably know what happened . Boom . Some kind of lunatic with anger issues . So yeah . 

073 is still same looking without his metal arms and that mark on his forehead . 

076 like I said he's a 'lunatic' with anger issues . He hates people ... But not animals . He thinks that they are better than humans . He especially love sheep and lamb . And he and Cain are 24 years old .

079 is a fricking hacker . He was working at the asylum . But once 106 did escape his room and brutally killed a worker , 079 just laughed at that . Now they're a worker in question . And his mental stability needs to be checked . 

They have short split colored hair(black and white) and grey eyes . Has white skin with vitiligo . He's 44 years old .(Srr it's cannon . 079 was originally build in 1978 . So it means he's 44 now.)

About 096 . This poor fella have schizophrenia and they have to wear straight jacket so he won't hurt somebody or himself . They still don't like then people look at them and it's recommended not to look at him(his face) or he'll get frustrated . And probably hurt somebody . So they gave him a mask to wear , it is a relief for them .

He has albino like look . Naturally white hair , greyish blue colored eyes and ofc pale skin . They're around 26-27 years old .

106 is a creepy guy . He say that he was once in WW1 , but he died and was reborn in this new body that looks just like his old self . And he like gruesome things . What did you expect ? That's the 2nd reason he's in here . And he ofc attacked some people , well ... killed . A psychopath indeed . Do I need to say more about what he did ? 

Lawrence in his mid 30-40s . He have dark brown hair , white skin , blue eyes with one blind eye . He have some scars and needs to wear straight jacket too . Because he can use anything as a weapon .

173 a creepy sculptor . Well ... Was ones . Now a lunatic at asylum . Usually he'll try to draw something . It ends up messed up and creepy . 

A 30 year old guy with blonde short hair and green eyes. And a little bit tan skin with freckles . Usually he shows not a single expression . He's can move fast and prefer to move when no one's looking at him . Just as usual .

682 have naturally long really dark gray hair and golden colored eyes . And white skin . He have some scars . He's 28 years old . He have a little brother and surprisingly he tries and do visit Atanti . 

He have hate towards alive things . But he managed to be friends with 079 and Abby . He's aggressive and sometimes he needs to be cuffed/wear straight jacket . Or he'll hurt somebody really badly or worse ... Kill somebody , he is very strong for normal human .

999 is a worker's kid . He just visits his big bro (Atanti/682) . He have tan skin , ginger short fluffy hair and brown eyes . He's 10 years old . 

He's really friendly and innocent . He's not used to violence and etc. And he can make people smile , even sad people .

Idk what to write , cuz my motivation at the end of this hc just died .

Pls do if 049,035,105,076,073,682, or any other scps you can do finds out that the reader is an artist and can basically draw anything and drew the scps???? Take ur time if needed!

(It's night and I don't sleep and try to finish this . My brain's literally dead right now .) Srr if it's too short . My imagination died .

SCP 035 When they find/you show them your art . Well ... They'll get really excited that you drew them . Like a child . She won't care about the style of your art . As long as you can draw , it's fine with her . Would totally ask to draw them more often . What can I say they are narcissistic and like attention toward them .

SCP 049 He's quite surprised . And would like to see your drawing if you can/want to show him . And will praise it and yeah , new art styles(if you don't draw in realism) are ... Interesting and little weird to him , but they are better looking than art in his time . If you show art of him , he'll be happy that you decided to draw him out of all people/things/or whatever you usually draw .

SCP 073 His first reaction is ... unsure , then realization hit him . He would be kind of honored , mostly really fricking happy about it . Wants to ask you to draw him again , but he's a little ... hesitant about this idea . You could be not in the mood/busy/tired . So he wouldn't do it ... right now at least . He just needs some time to make a decision . Would be unusual to see you art most of the time , no seriously , he didn't see drawing or anything similar when he was a normal human .

SCP 076 First reaction is ... He doesn't know .He acts like he's not interested . But he's impressed and surprised that you drew him after some time . He may or may not say that this drawing is just - Okay . But trust me in his head he's overthinking about it . And if he was able to sleep like normal(not while he's regenerating in his box)... he wouldn't and would just stare in to the void . And this is what he can actually do . Just stand somewhere alone and dose off . Straight up standing there in the middle of the room/hall , alone and don't move . You could say he's like a statue , but when he hears/sees someone he's back to his normal self .

SCP 096 What ? You did ... what ? Honestly they don't know why you chose to draw them out of all the options that you have , no seriously . They will straight up tilt their head(like puppies do). It doesn't mean that he don't like your drawing , they like it . A lot . And then I say a lot , I mean A LOT . Especially in you art style , but they don't like to look at himself most of the time . And usually ignore their reflection .

SCP 105 She would be really exited and say many 'thank you's . Many times .She even offered to give you some of the pictures she took and give them to you so you can draw/get inspired by it .(Well if you're okay with drawing nature/sea) Would probably try to draw you too . But firstly Iris needs to practice 'cause it's been a fairly long time since she drew something, especially people . Probably took her a 2 week or so to draw you . And will give this to you by first opportunity .

SCP 682 No reaction . Or at least his face don't show it , but would be really glad . And probably try to give you something back as a gift . Well to be exactly ... Death . Not yours . But rather the person you hate the most/your enemy/person who's really fucking annoying . That's literally the only thing he can do as a return(probably the only thing) , because he either accidentally break/hurt the gift or the item is too smol for him to pick it up . But you can expect some quality time(cuddles) with him or what ever you want to do (Be careful he can accidentally fall asleep and crush you if he's really tired , which is rarely , but still . Careful)

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