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the ukulele creature is thinking of the forever casserole again. -W.
Noted. Thank you for notifying me.
I shit Mikell in the kneecap. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I hope this was supposed to say hit. Either way I don't get payed enough to care about him or his problem so he's on his own with that.
Gay. 👍👎?
Not certain if you are asking me if I'm okay with gay people or if I'm gay. I'm perpetually annoyed by everyone equally. As for if I'm gay I don't care if a man, woman, neither, or both like me I'm just happy when I'm getting attention. So in terms of dating preferences I don't care.
I'm guessing you didn't see the demon's post about O5-6? Probably a good thing.
I did see it. I don't remember exactly what was said but either way 6 probably deserved whatever.
I was the one that shot O5-6 in the balls. In my defense he has too many kids and only talks to one of them. I think it's like, agent blindman or somethin???
David doesn't talk to him for obvious reasons.... But nevertheless 6 still tries to make contact from time to time despite David not being interested and it typically ending in a fight. David's a good kid and I'm glad he isn't talking to his father anymore. But yeah 6 doesn't deserve to have any more kids with how he has treated the ones he does have.
Drunk at Walmart and the floor tiles are freaking you out? Tell them you saw a bug. -Another Immortal
You are starting to read as someone who is writing a book about how to successfully be immortal. I like that.
just to let you know a fun thing you can say: I ask my dad if he wants to eat the tea bag when I make tea
I don't... I don't think I even need to ask if that thing would eat the tea bag I'm sure it would.. 😔
Tips-from-the-immortal; If someone said that a prank you did hurt them, the appropriate reaction is not "Awww, it was supposed to kill you!" Or ".... Well that sucks". They will punch you. And it will hurt. (-Another Immortal)
I regret to inform you that it is too late to notify me of this... Although in my defense the intent was to kill that one time... 😇
Im weird. I let the other universes talk to each other. Wound up having a brawl between one Kondraki, 4 Clefs and Cat!Bright. It was crazzzzy maannn
Reading this makes me automatically assume that you're a reality that got high and broke reality... Turn Clef into a cat!
you sent the creature a package? He's just been staring at it gayly for the past 2 hours and not opening it.
He's scared of commitment 🙄
uhhh science/magic/weed anon Clef has been cat'd
I'm going put him in one of those little cat sweaters! And then I'm going to get a purse to put him in! He's going to be so cute!
If you are reading this, uhh I figured out how cell phones work -🦋
How long did that take? Hopefully longer than it took me so I don't have to be embarrassed.
Bright, what is an 'anon'? -🦋
It's short for anonymous. Because you're anonymous.
*appears in a cloud of smoke dressed in full wizard garb and hands you a freshly cooked belgian waffle drizzeld with caramel sauce*
for your troubles, good ma’am/sir
*disappears*
- The Waffle Man
My first thought is to assume you are a reality bender but since you have gifted me food I will let you run free and get away with whatever it is you do in your free time.
Only as thanks for the food and not because I have a soft spot for reality benders and other whimsical and magical being.
Thanks, Waffle Man
literally love your cosplay
((THANK YOU SO MUCH! I'm glad you like it because there are going to be more relatively soon!))
Go yell at clef for eating his string cheese wrong, I beg of you, he's disrespecting the CHEESE- 😭
I regret to inform you that I can't yell at him for that without offending more people due to my opinions on cheese and cheese like products.
ok so what if you see 096's face and then you die. would you remember it's face? if yes would it be agro at you forever?
or did this happen to you already???
I have seen 096's face and it did kill me a few times because of it. However, because the memory still exists when I don't have a body killing my current ones didn't satisfy it much. I saw it during a breach, it killed that body, but it kept freaking the fuck out, and headed towards the body with 963. Which regrettably wasn't at the same site. After killing the other body it tried to destroy 963 which it, of course, wasn't able to. It eventually gave up.
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guyssssss i need more inspo, so like if you have a one-shot you want me to do just ask me bc im kinda at a loss 😭😭😭😭
hey! Is there anything or any character that you don't write?
Um...not really I do anything but I mostly do Obey me, and Hotd characters but I write any characters tbh.
Hey! Can I get a nsfw Daemon x wife poc fem reader. In which they are spending a few days with Rhaenyra and the children in Dragonstone and one night, during a night walk on the beach things heat up. Just loving, intimate and comforting sex on the beach under the moonlight, please?
Sure! I would start working on it soon.