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Empires SMP Incorrect Quotes
Sausage: If you spell skeletons backwards, it still spells skeletons.
Lizzie, deadpan: Wow, I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks.
Pearl: I have a problem.
fWhip: If it's harder than 2+2, I can't help.
Shelby, about Joey: Katherine, they're an asshole! They have purposely stabbed you on more than one occasion!
Katherine: Some of those stabbings were accidental!
Shelby:
Joey: Okay, well, I know for a fact the third time was accidental.
Jimmy: Ha! Don't you know the trappers trap can trap the trapper?
Jimmy: I must be losing it, I'm quoting fWhip.
fWhip: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Oli without them noticing?
Gem: Hey, Oli, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.
Oli: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.
fWhip: …
Joey: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS!
False: And here we have a capitalist.
Shelby: Did you just-
Pix: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.
Lizzie: *speaking Mermish*
Joel: I know, I know.
Pix: You speak Mermish?
Joel: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Lizzie speaks.
Scott: We’re having a moment, aren’t we?
Joel: If by 'a moment' you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.
Pearl: Yum, thanks!
Kidnapper: *puts more tape over their mouth* I said stop eating it.
Joel: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Jimmy: They do.
Katherine, visibly concerned: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?
Pix: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
Joel: If you say "addict-ionary" I swear I will cut you.
Pix: I was actually going to say "high definition", but your answer is much better.
Joel: …
Katherine: Last night I found out Shelby is a sleep talker.
Oli: Oh, really?
Katherine: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.
Sausage: Do dragons fart fire?
Gem: I don't know.
Sausage: I thought you went to college.
Joel: I am strong! I beat Jimmy at arm wrestling!
Lizzie: Anyone can beat Jimmy at arm wrestling!
Jimmy: hEy-
Shelby: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can’t?
Sausage: Sometimes I talk to myself for no reason.
Sausage: Me too!
Pearl, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.
Sausage: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.
Joey: If it pleases the court I would like to say that my opponent is TALKING SHIT!
Shelby: …
Oli: And what do I get out of this?
Gem: I'll give you a dollar.
Oli: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar!
Gem: How about two dollars?
Oli: You got yourself a deal.
Shelby, after the fifth jumpscare: Why are you like this??
Xornoth: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.
Xornoth: I feel like doing something stupid.
Joey: I’m stupid, do me.
Hi!
I have had my own experiences with sexual assault at far too young an age, by a person I was supposed to trust. It took me four years to realize what had even happened, and three more after that to even tell anyone. I spent those years feeling isolated and powerless.
Shelby's statement helped me feel like I wasn't alone. Like there was a space for me to share what had happened, and I will be forever grateful.
That being said, I have been an avid Shubble watcher since Afterlife SMP. To me, they have been a source of creativity and inspiration since long before they came out about what happened. Shubble is more than Wilbur's ex-girlfriend and I wish people would not bring him into perfectly innocent posts about her. I personally enjoy her content and wanted to celebrate that a content creator I enjoyed had reached a milestone.
THEY DID IT!!!
I am of the firm belief that Shelby was going to reach 1M anyways, and so many of her viewers have already been watching her anyways. Shubble and their supporters have been thriving long before Wilbur came along. I also believe that we shouldn't discredit a decade and a half of work building up followers and supporters, because of a chance some of them might be 'fake fans'.
There are also far more relevant posts to start this conversation on. Please understand that going onto a post about Shelby that doesn't mention Wilbur, then complaining that her supporters only showed up after recent events stinks of hypocrisy.
THEY DID IT!!!