Sausage: Sometimes I Talk To Myself For No Reason.
Sausage: Sometimes I talk to myself for no reason.
Sausage: Me too!
Pearl, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.
Sausage: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.
Joey: If it pleases the court I would like to say that my opponent is TALKING SHIT!
Shelby: …
Oli: And what do I get out of this?
Gem: I'll give you a dollar.
Oli: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar!
Gem: How about two dollars?
Oli: You got yourself a deal.
Shelby, after the fifth jumpscare: Why are you like this??
Xornoth: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.
Xornoth: I feel like doing something stupid.
Joey: I’m stupid, do me.
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BigB: Hi, who's this? Grian changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures.
Bdubs: What's mine?
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*pause*
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