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Sorting Kim Namjoon | BTS Scenario ~ Hogwarts AU
Never had he felt so confused in his life.
Ravenclaw was what he felt like suited him best. His pureblood parents raised him with every book in the wizarding world at his feet, he excels and enjoys it. Why is this funky old hat making him question everything he’s known? But Namjoon kind of thinks the funky looking hat probably looks good on him.
The Sorting Hat chuckled at his thoughts regarding his fashion sense with hats. It’s been fun picking on this little first year’s brain. It’s by far one of the more stimulating first years he’s ever met, and with the Sorting Hat “living” for over a thousand years, he has the right to say that.
“Just because you know everything doesn’t mean you must be the type of person everyone looks to for facts, knowledge, and wisdom. I can sense your courage and fierce bravery and you are a born leader. You know what that means don’t you.” Namjoon said nothing but his mind had already started wavering enough for the Sorting Hat to feel encouraged to pick at these three qualities more.
“That’s right. What’s a brain like yours doing in Ravenclaw, picking a life in the library rather than out and about, doing daring things? You would rather pursue things outside of a book, beyond just wisdom and knowledge, am I right? I know it’s a yearning for you…”
Not long after, Namjoon let out a breath and came to a, somewhat-compromised, decision with the fussy old hat. As funky as he thinks he could pull it off, he couldn’t bear to hear the hat nag on and on how much he knows his inner thoughts anymore.
The Sorting Hat chuckles and releases his stimulant, shouting, “Gryffindor!”
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Seokjin~~~Taehyung~~~Yoongi~~~Jimin~~~Jungkook~~~Hoseok
Sorting Kim Seokjin | BTS Scenario ~ Hogwarts AU
“Pretty boy can’t wait to eat, huh?” the Sorting Hat cackled at the boy’s trying patience. Ah, this boy will grow well.
This boy was already self-aware on a very mature level for a child his age. He knew his personal struggle on which side to choose, he honestly felt conflicted since he grew up knowing both sides. It would have been comfortable to be in Hufflepuff, but something told both Seokjin and the Sorting Hat that he wants more than comfort. Seokjin seemed to be a surprisingly spontaneous kid, with a daring heart to explore. The Sorting Hat decided to play on Seokjin’s innermost desires that he didn’t even know.
The Sorting Hat surprised Namjoon when he heard his friend be called to the Gryffindor table with him. Surely, Seokjin was a Hufflepuff, but Namjoon quickly decided that it was too short of a train ride for him to deduce him (truly, Namjoon felt a little disgruntled that he’d lost to his own game of guessing the different first years on the ride to Hogwarts, especially to a friend he actually met on the train). Namjoon felt a little challenge in his heart when his new friend strolled over to him with an excited smile, ready to explore. But it was that challenge in Namjoon’s heart, and the excited-looking Seokjin, that made Namjoon realize exactly why the Sorting Hat sorted them in Gryffindor.
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Namjoon~~~Taehyung~~~Yoongi~~~Jimin~~~Jungkook~~~Hoseok
Sorting Kim Taehyung| BTS Scenario ~ Hogwarts AU
The Sorting Hat felt this kid was all over the place with his thoughts.
The kid asked all sorts of strange questions, ranging from the Sorting Hat’s dietary habits, to how it feels to be needed only for the beginning of the year and then sitting at the old Headmaster’s office for the rest of the year. Does he talk to the headmaster and the other portraits on the wall? What’s it like in the office?
Finally the Hat got a grip on Taehyung and settled his thoughts. His curiosity would have been such a Ravenclaw characteristic if he didn’t pick up on his underlying sly and clever spirit that pushed him to gather data about the Headmaster’s office for a prank he’s been planning for over a month now.
This boy was actually pretty nervous but he used his erratic nature to deter away from that. This boy’s brain had such Ravenclaw potential with a Slytherin mindset. But where was his heart? All he could think about was his family right now. He imagined himself to go into the Ravenclaw house because of his mother, to make her proud. But his ambitions were higher than that of a Ravenclaw.
The Sorting Hat’s objective was to dig into the inner beings of each child, and he knew Ravenclaw would soon bore the excitable Taehyung, as well as exhaust the never-ending pursuits for knowledge and wisdom. Just because his mother was Ravenclaw, didn’t mean it fits this boy but he himself didn’t realize that; obviously not a Ravenclaw. His ambitions were not in line of than that of a Slytherin; he wouldn’t fit in Slytherin. Where could he go? He would eat the other Hufflepuffs for breakfast. He would fit right in with Gryffindor. Gryffindor would allow his erratic nature to grow into a lover of defying limits.
The matter was settled in Taehyung’s head.
The Hat needed to let the boy’s mind go wander free again or else the Sorting Hat might need to take a break and sit down, so to speak. Hopefully he has the energy later to remind the headmaster about a potential prank in the nearer future. Screw that, it wasn’t the hat’s job.
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Namjoon~~~Seokjin~~~Yoongi~~~Jimin~~~Jungkook~~~Hoseok
Sorting Min Yoongi | BTS Scenario ~ Hogwarts AU
He had come from a long line of death eaters; all those who knew of wizarding world history could spot his ancestor’s sins from a mile away.
He had a thirst for knowledge and a good base at that, a heavily suppressed kind heart, and a determined nature to defy the odds to everyone and prove everyone that not every Slytherin line is bad.
If he were to prove to everyone that his family is not the family it once was, the chains of his ancestors would be broken. Being in Ravenclaw would be the first step to breaking that chain, to prove that Slytherin descendants could choose their own fate. It was ambitious, but that was what he was; Slytherin for sure.
He was so sure that his Ravenclaw intelligence would prove his purposes though.
“Are you sure? Ravenclaw house will not help you on your goal.” The Sorting Hat spoke out loud, telling him his plan will not work.
“You’re better off defying the odds in a different way, my child.” Yoongi looked confused and inwardly asked the hat why. Already, the boy started to waver on his original plan to stay in Ravenclaw. Wavering doubt was something he was not used to.
This boy has grown up knowing only Slytherin. His hair was surprisingly green for goodness sake! All the kids who knew the housing system had already pegged him as a Slytherin by his hair and his hard stare, and he wanted to prove to them that he wasn’t. But the professors and Sorting Hat could tell by experience that his stare was hard but wasn’t cold. There was more than that to this boy, the Sorting Hat knew.
Though his Ravenclaw intelligence was there, he lacked the wisdom to discern what was best for him. He had been the kind heart of a Hufflepuff but he constantly avoided it since he got his acceptance letter. If only he learned to use it.
Yoongi thought it would be good to change Slytherin ideals from the outside but the hat already knew it wasn’t truly where the boy wanted to be. The Sorting Hat chuckled, the boy’s journey would be much more adventurous and fun for him if he didn’t give away too much.
“I see your ambition is far greater than anything else in that mind of yours. You will excel with this drive and goal.”
Yoongi was almost worried as to why he felt such a relief when the hat announced Slytherin. He looked back at the Hat who gave him a wink as he stepped down the stage. He looked over at the Ravenclaw table and then at the Slytherin table. That’s right, Ravenclaws can’t keep up.
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Namjoon~~~Seokjin~~~Taehyung~~~Jimin~~~Jungkook~~~Hoseok
Sorting Park Jimin | BTS Scenario ~ Hogwarts AU
It’s a constant struggle for many students between these two houses, Hufflepuff and Gryffindor; similar to the Hufflepuff-like Gryffindor boy. But he since he was much less self-aware, it required the hat to dig more.
This muggleborn was pure for sure. There is such a shy willingness in him with fierce determination to be chivalrous and he was daring enough to prove himself. His kindness was very obvious at the first look.
The Sorting Hat could see the memories he’s had with that erratic Slytherin-like Gryffindor first year and some other first years on the Hogwarts express. He and that boy had such a great chemistry, reminding the hat of two infamous mischievous ginger-haired twins of so many years ago.
But the hat could see the desire Jimin had to be with his new friend in Gryffindor, proving his Hufflepuff loyalty. But his daring determination would only get him so far, lag far behind Taehyung’s. His heart was where he needed to be.
There are one of two outcomes. Jimin could use his kind behavior to lower Taehyung’s energy, or Taehyung could bring out the daring side of Jimin and could cause a lot of mischief around school.
Either way, the bond would have to be formed by different houses.
“Hufflepuff!”
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Namjoon~~~Seokjin~~~Taehyung~~~Yoongi~~~Jungkook~~~Hoseok
Sorting Jeon Jungkook | BTS Scenario ~ Hogwarts AU
Was it possible for the Sorting Hat to feel conflicted and slightly worried?
This kid had an unstable energy in him that whispered Slytherin. Last unstable Slytherin he felt was Tom Marvolo Riddle.
He also felt that a surge of bravery and daring nature at his very front that could have been mistaken for Gryffindor, but his ambitious Slytherin essence was his drive to prove something to the world. Even so, he was now in Hogwarts and there’s really no stopping the kid from entering into any house. Putting him in a house he doesn’t belong would just make matters worse and it is forbidden to the Sorting Hat’s principles.
The Hat’s glimmer of hope lies in the Hufflepuff buried in the low, but not far, reaches of Jungkook’s heart. This boy’s mentality was so young, so raw; the Hufflepuff was too small and undeveloped for him to fit in with the Hufflepuff. Nevertheless the hat could feel it, bringing a metaphorical sigh of relief to the hat.
Being in Slytherin might just improve his ambitions, but could stamp out the sensitivity and loyalty the Hufflepuff in him. Unlike the Ravenclaw-like Slytherin, who ignored his kind heart unless it was absolutely necessary, Jungkook was just too raw and young in mind.
Being in Hufflepuff might make it hard on the others, seeing how his Slytherin nature is so seemingly prominent. But one of the strongest traits the hat could feel was loyalty and ambition. If he was put in Hufflepuff, he would do his best to honor that title. The Hat could only hope he finds friends to bring out the Hufflepuff.
Masking his worries, the hat confidently announces, “Hufflepuff!”
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Namjoon~~~Seokjin~~~Taehyung~~~Yoongi~~~Jimin~~~Hoseok
Sorting Jung Hoseok | BTS Scenario ~ Hogwarts AU
This kid had quite the bouncing energy, but not nearly as mentally demanding as the Slytherin-like Gryffindor.
Rather than the mental output, his energy output was physical. He was very aware of his surroundings and his body was strong and ready for anything. Physical output already excluded him from Ravenclaw potential, but Hoseok already knew that he was not the type to follow his father’s footsteps.
Despite his body ready to pounce at first instinct as a lion, his heart proved that he was just a sensitive marshmallow. He was ambitious, but not in the ways of a Slytherin. His body was his greatest offense, which made it a good defense, because what he really needed was goodness, kindness.
Although the Sorting Hat’s had not manipulated any child’s house, the hat couldn’t help but envision this child to be the perfect companion of that Slytherin-like Hufflepuff. They seemed to be polar opposites, but this child seems like he could get past anyone’s barriers with his smile, so long as this child doesn’t get too disheartened by people pushing away his friendliness. But with the determination of a Gryffindor and the heart of a Hufflepuff, the odds looked pretty good. He had a sense of familiarity with another Gryffindor-like Hufflepuff earlier.
“Hufflepuff!”
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Namjoon~~~Seokjin~~~Taehyung~~~Yoongi~~~Jimin~~~Jungkook