Merlin: Where Are You Going?

Merlin: Where are you going?

Morgana: I'm headed home.

Merlin: Why, why? I thought we were all drinking tonight?

Morgana: You guys are fine without me.

Merlin: Oh come on, but it's the tavern. The tavern's fun!

Arthur: You hate the tavern.

Merlin: I like the tavern when Morgana's here.

Merlin: *to Morgana* You're the only thing in here that smells good.

Oooooohhh, you have no idea, I'm literally sitting here like

This is like my new favourite TV show hyperfixation 💕

me and tinder boy have been speaking for like a solid four days now and it’s going really well. we’re starting to talk date options once the apocalypse is over. holy shit.

Merlin: Alright, this has gone on long enough. Let's settle it right here and right now.

Merlin: Show of hands, who here thinks I'm dating Arthur?

Merlin:

Merlin: Arthur put your hand down.

Arthur: Really, Morgana? Merlin? Is this wise?

Morgana: I know, but you don't have a choice.

Arthur: You really want me to rely on Merlin, Merlin, to ride out and escort a princess, a princess, all the way from Escetir to Camelot on horseback, on horseback, so I can ask her to be my queen?

Merlin: Why shouldn't I?

Arthur: Because, Merlin, you're an idiot. You'll probably get lost or scare her off before you can even cross the border.

Morgana: That's what I'm counting on.

Gaius: Merlin, when you meet the king, do not look at him directly.

Merlin: Are you sure you're not confusing him with the sun?

Morgana: I am sorry. Arthur is going through a stage where he is very pleased with himself for being accidentally born king. They all go through it.

Merlin: For his father it lasted 60 years.