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Adam: who cares who's a top and who's a bottom?

Aziraphale:

Crowley:

Anathema:

Newt:

Adam: I'd just be happy to have a bunk bed

Aziraphale: no one tell him

Joseph : Studies have shown that shorter creatures are more dangerous since they are closer to Satan

Brian : What proof do you have?

Ellie : Spiders

Alex : Terriers

Jenny : Beavers

Scarlett : Tammy

*During tlo*

Zeus: Every fiber of my being wants to puke at once when I say this, but I need your hehh... I need your heehhh...

Poseidon: my help?

Zeus: yes that

Bruce: you remind me of the ocean

Val: explain

Bruce: so fucking salty

Korg: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.

Val: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back.

Loki: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.

Bruce: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in years!

Thor: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Bruce: Mental stability, my old friend!

Korg: Guys, could you lighten up a little?

Vile: "They'll never find the body" is such a boring threat. Threaten that they'll never stop finding the body.

Serpine: How about "They'll be recovering pieces of you for at least three months. You will be alive for at least two of them."

Vengeous, deeply disturbed: You two need therapy.