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Happy Hallowen @zoeloveconvers99 !!!
mj: it’s okay to be a work in prgress
peter: …is that supposed to be an insult or motivation?
mj: crushes are the worst
peter: i know! whenever i’m around mine i always act so stupid!
mj: pffft, you always act stupid
peter:
peter: don’t think about that too hard
peter: i’m going to start a false crime podcast where i explain crimes that never actually happened
mj: i’m going to do the crimes you explain, forcing you into having a true crime podcast
[peter and mj texting]
mj: turn around
mj: no, i mean the other direction
mj: no, no, one more time
peter: where the hell are you?
mj: at home but the fact that you were turning around aimlessly amuses me
mj: i think some people are just birds in disguise
peter: lmao. can i tweet that?
mj, narrowing her eyes: can you what?
peter: i met an idiot today. awful
mj: you looked in the mirror?
peter:
mj: i can’t believe we’re stuck in this room together
peter, throwing the key out the window: truly unfortunate
mj: peter, oh my god, there was the biggest fucking nerd sitting in your seat yesterday
peter:
peter: that was me with glasses on
peter: what if school burned calories?
mj: what if school burned
peter:
mj: down
peter: okay, i have a plan
mj: i hope it turns out better than your plan to cook rice in your stomach by eating raw rice and then drinking boiling water
peter: hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?
mj: a glass of water is an inanimate object. therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language
peter:
peter: water you doing?
peter: would you slap your best friend for a million dollars?
mj: i would round house kick you in the face for free
peter, voice cracking: i’m your best friend?
peter: i know i haven’t exactly asked mj out yet, but in my head we already have a house, two kids, and a dog
peter: raccoons have people hands
mj: or do we have raccoon hands
mj: tell me why you can’t sleep at night
peter: does mike wazowski wink or blink?
mj: someone will die
peter: of fun!
mj: what are you doing?
peter, hanging upside down from the ceiling: trying to kiss you
mj: you’re gonna fall
peter: …
peter: just hurry up and kiss me already, i’m starting to feel lightheaded
peter: what’s your biggest fear?
mj: being forgotten
peter: damn, that’s deep
peter: mine’s the kool aid man but i feel kinda stupid about that now