[peter And Mj Texting]

[peter and mj texting]

mj: turn around

mj: no, i mean the other direction

mj: no, no, one more time

peter: where the hell are you?

mj: at home but the fact that you were turning around aimlessly amuses me

tony: "theory" is when you know everything and nothing works. "practice" is when everything works but no one knows why. in our team, theory and practice are combined

tony, looking at a burning building: nothing works and no one knows why

interviewer to pepper: so what it's like to marry someone way, way, WAY out of your league?

tony, grabbing the mic: amazing. i never thought i would ever be this happy

loki: i would walk through fire for my family

loki: well, not FIRE because that’s dangerous but a super humid room

loki: but not TOO humid because my hair

peter, to ned, lying facedown on his bed, regretting everything: and then i called him dad

tony, to pepper, on the verge of tears: and then he called me dad

bucky: my husband just texted me back “lmao” from the other room

bucky: i hear no laughing. no ass hitting the floor

bucky: i’ve married a laugh liar