Mj: I Think Some People Are Just Birds In Disguise

mj: i think some people are just birds in disguise

peter: lmao. can i tweet that?

mj, narrowing her eyes: can you what?

peter: hard boiled eggs are disgusting. i almost died eating one. the crunchy-soft mix is absolutely gross, it's like eating a ravioli covered in chips

tony:

tony: you’re supposed to remove the shell

katy: i know you think my judgment’s clouded because i like xialing a little bit

shang-chi: you doodled your wedding invitation

katy: that’s our joint tombstone

shang-chi: my mistake

loki about mobius: this is crazy, but i’m having feelings again. like some kind of 14-year-old kid or something. you remember feelings, right?

thor: yes, i have them every day of my life

loki: you do?

thor: are you saying you don’t have feelings?

tony: i have to leave for a while on avengers business. i've left you all with notes of instruction for while i'm away

peter: uh, i think you’ve made a mistake, mine just says, “peter, no”

tony: you can apply that to any situation

loki: is it still murder if i give them a heads up?

mobius: that’s called a threat

loki: damn