New Helluva Episode Has Fucking Ruined Me, I'll Make A Post About It Eventually (probably), But In The

new helluva episode has fucking ruined me, i'll make a post about it eventually (probably), but in the meantime i am distracting myself with this silly headcanon:

since we see a butler when stolas enters his fridge of fortification, it can be presumed that the staff is still in the castle. this very simple piece of information eventually led me to the idea that, despite the arrangement taking place literally every month, none of these poor guys know what the fuck is going on. all they have to go off of is "sorry i fucked your husband", some dude who broke into the castle and stole their boss's book returning once a month, and stella's daily bitching.

at some point, the staff stopped trying to figure out all the details and started placing bets. enzo's fully on team "it's a coverup, each night they talk about all the shady royal shit", whilst basil's a "just some silly gays" truther. they're freaking out over the episode the same way we are, not because of the stolitz angst, but because cedric has a couple hundred bucks in this thing and GODDAMMIT they want that money.

"playing the role you were assigned" is so crazy to me because of how far it spans and how the same people will react so differently depending on the context.

there's the obvious "you call me an asshole i give you an asshole" shit, that's standard twitter post content right there, but it goes so much further than playing a personality.

playing a gender because when you were born that was immediately what was expected. playing as non-neurodivergent because you were told that was what you had to do. playing as straight, playing as a romantic, because you're supposed to feel "that kind" of love. playing as literally whatever you're told because that's the role you were assigned, it's the only way to be "normal".

a role is an identity, not just a personality, and some people want you to play it until the very end.

don't.

anyways yeah basically this is my aroace genderqueer ass + actor adhd mind crossover ramble, and the best part of it all is that it came from a comment i made on a silly post from a fandom i'm in :P

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOMMYINNIT

LMAO 20 YOU'RE OLD NOW /j

but fr though, thank you so much for everything. i don't know why watching a grown ass man play minecraft is so beneficial to my mental state but it is (and at this point i just kinda accept that). have a great birthday and can't wait to see you in pittsburgh, bossman.

That makes the cfundy and cdream wedding more screw up:(

YOOO FIRST ASK

don't worry, fundream wedding isn't canon, fundream wedding can't hurt you

"a deal made with a sin like yourself would be everlastingly binding" i'm going to choose to believe that includes marriage vows

cursed cat alastor

for some reason my friend wanted me to draw this mf for her birthday so here you go