New Helluva Episode Has Fucking Ruined Me, I'll Make A Post About It Eventually (probably), But In The

new helluva episode has fucking ruined me, i'll make a post about it eventually (probably), but in the meantime i am distracting myself with this silly headcanon:

since we see a butler when stolas enters his fridge of fortification, it can be presumed that the staff is still in the castle. this very simple piece of information eventually led me to the idea that, despite the arrangement taking place literally every month, none of these poor guys know what the fuck is going on. all they have to go off of is "sorry i fucked your husband", some dude who broke into the castle and stole their boss's book returning once a month, and stella's daily bitching.

at some point, the staff stopped trying to figure out all the details and started placing bets. enzo's fully on team "it's a coverup, each night they talk about all the shady royal shit", whilst basil's a "just some silly gays" truther. they're freaking out over the episode the same way we are, not because of the stolitz angst, but because cedric has a couple hundred bucks in this thing and GODDAMMIT they want that money.

SO SIMPLE

SO BASIC

SO FLIPACLIPED

BUT I'M SO PROUD

i was bored so i decided to mentally torture some of my ocs <33

real

meet: lil bitch boy (dsmp oc)

art's from a few months ago, kinda proud that i did this w/o a reference or anything

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOMMYINNIT

LMAO 20 YOU'RE OLD NOW /j

but fr though, thank you so much for everything. i don't know why watching a grown ass man play minecraft is so beneficial to my mental state but it is (and at this point i just kinda accept that). have a great birthday and can't wait to see you in pittsburgh, bossman.