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If you’re still doing match ups and a one shot, could I bother you for one? You’re writing has been such a blast to read!
I’m 26, bisexual, and intersex (so they / them makes me super happy!). Im 5,9”, athletic with heavily muscled legs from years of rugby and other sports, tattoos, piercings, and dark almond shaped eyes. My hair is a dark brown and it used to be Mohawk but it has now turned into a mullet with shaved sides (thanks covid quarantine 😂).
I keep myself physically active because my profession is in the academics (and I have adhd lol)! I taught at a university as an introduction to literature professor during my graduate years and loved to work with students to help them find their own ways of thinking both about literature and the world. Im as much of an extrovert as I am an introvert at times, as I need alone time to decompress or work through new ideas for papers or narratives. At the end of the day if I can curl up with a good video game or show, scroll through some memes, and have a nice cold drink (I live in a desert), I’ll be happy.
Bad batch match
Yo your style sounds Hella Awesome!. Atm my hair is only the top with all sides and back shaved. And it's faded blue need to re door or might go Green again at once it fades enough.
I match you with..... Crosshair

Crosshair first first meets you thought Admrial rampart, you look so out of place in an Impeiral Uniform but that's what draw him to you to begin with.
The admiral seems to have respect for you and trust your judgment so who is Crosshair to disagree.
Your tattoos interest him once he gets a glimpse, in his time the only ones he had know to ever put so much effort into their looks wirh tattoos and body modification were clones and you stick out like a sore thumb amongs the officers.
He's quite while watching, and he eventually moves, starting small convosation that have to do with future missions. But after time he begins to enjoy talking with you.
He loves the way you re eyes light up when he walks into the room, how you have to try and hide a smile becuase 'commander Crosshair' is here.
He is alot more physical with affection, but he is also rough. He has so much pent up energy and it leads to the two to you getting together.
Crosshair has a Thing for tugging your pericings with his teeth, he doesn't know why but it just feel nice to know your at his mercy.
Watching you with new recruits always lead to something, some kid not knowing their place and trying to hit on you. And he is always their to pull them back into line.
He can be possessive but more on the line of, "he will fuck you up" if you hurt his lover. But does try to keep the relationship hidden. After all he is a Clone and you are an Impeiral officer.
He has a feeling Admrial rampart enjoys making Crosshair show more emotion then he wants, will team you up with the clone sniper on missions constantly. (Rampart finds it amusing watching Cross having to deal with emotions)
The amount of late night meet ups between you both whether it be on Kamino, planet side or on missions toy both find little bits of time to wide down and be around each other.
His group know about you both but aren't willing to say anything after the 'incident' their first mission. They don't fuck with the Commander and he wont fuck with them. Is how they see it.
God's he loves tracing your tattoos, running his fingers thought your hair and just gripping onto the strands and pulling you to his lips.
"Commander, this is officer Y/n. They will be assisting and traveling with you on your next mission. Your duty is to make sure they get back alive and with the Intel we need." The admiral explains as you move into the light. crosshair gives you a once over. Eyes scanning you're form.
You hold your hand out for the Crosshair to shake. He only stares at you as bites into the end of his tooth pick. " You look quite out of place for an Impeiral officer" Crosshair states. You roll your eyes and up your hand back.
"They are a good friend of my Commander, I trust them with my life. It is the reason I am intrusting them to you for this mission, you are the best from.what I have seen. They will be in good hands with you" Admiral Rampart Says looking between the two of you as me let's a small smile fall onto his lips.
"Im sure you too will get to know each other very well, after all Commander they are becoming apart of your team now. So treat them with respect. Any complaints are yo be brought to me" the small sparkle of Mischief in the young Admirals eyes is onyl seen for a short moment by you.
"Oh and, Do not disappoint me Commander. And don't under estimate Them." Is translate thing he says before making a quick and swift exist leaving you in the somewhat intimidating Presence of the Sniper.
He takes his toothpick from his lips and points it towards you. " Be ready before we ship out, I won't have you cashing trouble or ruining our mission" he says only for you to nod before speaking.
"Understood sir, I look forward to working with you, the admiral has told me a great deal about you, and yo uyr records are quite impressive." You say with a Smile, it makes him sease up a little as his eyes burn into you.
"I'll see you early, once again. I look forward to working with you. Commander Crosshair " you reply while making your way to the door.
Crosshair stays standing in the room now empty of all presence but his own as he growls. "Who is that Officer, and why do they look like someone who is going to cause me more touble then it's worth" he grumbles to himself before making his leave swiftly.
hi!! i hope youre having a great day and i was wondering if you could ship me with someone in the bad batch! (if its still open and if you have time)
I am a 5'2 brunette and my pronouns are she/her. I am good at making/sticking to plans, i love hanging out with friends but i also appreciate my alone time to gather my thoughts (i also get tired of people sort of easily). My primary love language is physical touch and my secondary one is words of affirmation. I also love reading and scrolling through tiktok in my spare time. I am nowhere near the "mom" of the friend group but i am the one that is most attentive and am always on the lookout to keep everyone "safe". I have 2 older sisters and people in my life usually describe me as sweet, independent, funny, and smart. Thank you so much!!
I match you with.... Hunter

Warnings: mentioned nudity, showering together, Fluff
This man loves how short you are compared to him I'd almost go as far to say he craves a smaller S/o so he can just engulf them with his body. Hugs, sleeping and physical touch
hunter loves being near you becuase it helps settle his senses. He can finally release some tension and weight that's n his shoulders.
Please just let him cuddle with you, he needs someone he can take his wall down around and talk, cry and ask for help. It's somethign he isn't used to but he needs it more then he will ever let on.
He's touched staved. Yes he has his brothers and Omega but you have that special touch. Just running your hands thought his hair makes him melt.
He loves themself of your hair, other then he ship they don't have a Home and you smell like what home is for him.
He understands that some times you need your space and time away from people and he's good with respecting that. Will only come in to check up on you and ask how your doing and see if you just want to sit with him.
The both of you work on the level of Physical touch as a way to show how you feel. Words fail Hunter quite a bit so he goes wirh touch over anything. Hand holding, light kisses, pressing your forehead to his.
He loves that you check up on everyone and just ask how they are going, with everything that's happened it just makes things a little easier on them all.
Hunters a light sleeper as it is but when he's with you he seems to get more shut eye then he normally would.
You can see Hunter pacing up and down the hall. He did it quite often these days, the dark bags under his eyes weren't doing him any good.
Your eyes quickly shoot over the the pull out bunk that Echo and Omega are curled up asleep on before your eyes focus back on Hunter. You get up from your spot giving Wrecker a wave as you walk towards hunter.
"Hunter" you call lightly. His eyes snap to you as he stops walking to look at you. "Cyar'ika" he calls out softly as you grab his hand. He raises an eyebrow as you begin pulling him to follow you. "Come on handsome shower time, your starting to pace a hole in the floor" you chuckle lightly pulling him into the small room with the fresher.
He sighs and shakes his head only to watch you as you turn the water on. " Your choice either way I'm having a shower with or without you Ik'aad" you say sweetly while beginning to strip of your clothes and climb into the shower. Hunter watches as the water droplets trickle down your back for five seconds before he begins to quickly take his armor off.
Your eyes are closed as you enjoy the feeling of hot water on your skin when you feel Hunters presence in the shower. Water now dripping down his face and chest as he stands infornt of you. You smile up at him as his half liked tired eyes watch you. "Let me was your hair" you say lightly only for him to chuckle lightly and make a small joke about you begin able to reach.
You give him a little shove before finding the shampoo and put some on your hand. "lean down for me, your to tall Hunt" you mumble only to hear the chuckle vibrate from his chest. He lets out a groan as your hands run thought his hair lathering up the long locks with soap. His eyes closed as he enjoys the feeling of having you close.
Your gentle washing the shampoo out before repeating the same prossess with the conditioner. " Your hair is gonna be so fluffy when it dries" you hum while washing it out. Hunters eyes focus back on you as he stands up fully again. He is quick to pull you against his chest and rest his nose agaisnt your wet hair as you both just stand under the warm water.
"Maker I love you" he whispers. You move your arms to his shoulders as he looks moves his head. With that your hands are quickly on his cheeks holding them in your hands as you lean up to press a soft kiss to his lips.
"I love you too Hunter"
" Ner Mesh'la kar'taylir darasuum"
HI!!! Can I have a bad batch match up is that what it’s called? Anyways they are so cute and amazing and I would like to try it myself :)
Physically I’m 5’1 or 5’0 pretty short. I have an hourglass body I’m pretty curvy. I’m tan, I have longish sized brunette hair with layers and curtain bangs brown eyes you can sometimes see gold specs in them pretty eyebrows their perfect shape. I wear glasses sometimes but I mostly wear contracts. And I’m always wearing earrings or doing my hair in braids or some hairstyle.
I’m extrovert but also introvert it’s weird but I’m very loud I talk really loud and I’m always cracking jokes or saying something sarcastic but if I say accidentally say something rude I immediately feel really bad even if it’s not that bad and say sorry at least 20 times. I love taking with new people and always telling them weird stories about me or something or ask them questions about anything. I have a pretty bubbly personality. I am very clumsy today I literally fell down the stairs and that’s something that happens a lot or you can se me tripping on my own feet sometimes. I’m curious about anything and I’m always asking myself questions and always thinking. I daydream a lot like all the time in cars, school, restaurants and people always have to snap me back to “reality”. I’m an over thinker and over think everything. When I’m with my friends I usually put music and we just dance for fun but I’m always there when someone needs me I’m very empathetic I really connect with people and help them through any issue they need. I have ADHD and I can never really Finnish my sentences because I always get sidetracked with anything or get distracted with anything. I’m very smart definitely above average especially in reading I love reading it’s my favorite thing to do in the world I love reading romance novels too it’s just amazing. I also love watching romcoms or musicals but if you watch a musical with me I’m gonna be singing every song especially if it’s mamma Mia or high school musical I am also absolutely terrified of horror movies but I still watch them. I’m really into Astrology and astronomy (is that the same thing?) like this one time when I was bored i memorized all 88 constellations anyways sidetracking, my zodiac sign is a Virgo my favorite animal is either a butterfly or an elephant my favorite color is yellow or purple and my favorite band is Queen. I love nature, plants and flower they really fascinate me and I read a lot about them. I love knitting and making cardigans too. I am very oblivious like very oblivious it’s kinda embarrassing. Any I love cuddles and holding someone’s hand or anything or leaning into people.
I hope your alright!,I knwo this is late but it's never fun falling down anything
I match you with.... Echo

Compared to all the close toy are very short and Echo wouldn't have it any other way.
Your easy to hold he can lean agaisnt you, and pull you in for hugs as he pleases.
Man loves brushing your hair our of your face and just smiling at you and pressing light kisses to your skin. He loves how the light catches in your eyes and they look like melting butterscotch
You have scared him and the rest of the batch with taking contact lenses out. They fear you and the power you have to touch your eye.
He really wants to learn how to do your hair for you, he may only have one hand but please let him try and learn so he can do yours and Omega's in cute styles.
Echo has changed alot since his time as a Reg he used to be alot more shy and introverted relying on Fives input until he finally felt more comfortable speaking his mind.
These days Echo is more an extrovert but does enjoy his alone time. He's learn to speak up and argue with people when need be. He may pull an offend face at something you say before he smiles at you and laughs.
He loves answering your questions to the best of his ability. If hesitant know somethign he will ask Tech so he can learn something to share with you.
He seems to have an instinct of knowing when your gonna trip, fall or drop something and he's always there to save you or whatever you almost drop. Hunter is quite impressed.
He will try to pick up romance, adventure and fantasy novels, holos for you whenever the batch is planet side. He also loves reading to you if your two tired to read yourself.
"Easy Cyare, Your gonna hurt yourself if your not careful" Echo says lightly helping you stay upright after tripping over. You let out a soft Laugh as your hands grip onto his shoulders "thank you Echo. Don't know what is do without you" you say lightly only for him to help you set down. He is quick to move to take a kneel in front of you to check the bleeding of your knees.
"That's some nice bleeding you have their sweetheart, let's get you patched up. Don't need you bleeding out on us" he says lightly with small chuckle. He moves around the room quickly picking up the equipment he needs to clean your wounds. He moves back to take a seat in front of you.
"This is going to sting a little but it's better then getting infected" he states as he wipes a small cloth wirh disinfectant across the scrapes. It stings as he wipes the blood away but you stay quite as he cleans everything. He grabs a bandage and gets you to hold one end as he begins to wrap it around your knee. Once the First is finished he moves into the next one.
Once he is finished he hold his hand out to you, to help pull you up to stand. "Lets get you to bed, we dont need you falling over again do we". You roll your eyes at him bit let him lead you towards the small bunk.
He's gentle placing you down and taking a seat beside you. " We really need to get you some knee guards or better yet some bubble wrap" he teases only for you to lightly punch his shoulder.
He laughs light pulling you to rest agaisnt his lap. " Sorry, I couldn't help myself, but please try not to hurt yourself anymore. Would hate to have to get Tech to stitch you all back together. Don't need you ending up like me." He reply as he leans down and places a kiss to your forehead.
"Nothing wrong with you Echo, you just have a few extra mods that's all. Beside it gives you more personality" you shoot back at him only for him to fake a wounded expression. "Oh so it's the extras you like and here I thought you liked me for my witty comments and good looks" he snarks only to begin tickling you.
"Echo!, echo stop I can't breath!!" You laugh and he rolls onto you trying to hold you down as he presses lighthouses across your face. When he finally let's you breath your panting and giggling while you rest your head on his chest.
"I think Fives would be proud of you, your not as much a stick in the mud as you used to be" you state as you lean up to press a gentle kiss to his lips. "Yea, I miss him. I think he is proud, we suvived the war. He's be rubbing it in our face if he were here. That or causing Chaos" he chuckled the last part. He wraps his arms around your torso as he pulls you closer.
"Im glad your still here"
First time making an ask like this and I'm nervous... Could I get a bad batch match up?
I'm about 5ft6, female, bi, old enough to drink but I usually drink on weekends or on special occasions and always something sweet, hair is at bottom shoulder blade length, flat but after being out in the rain it's a curly mess, dirty blood (knowing my family's genetics it'll likely be brown in my mid twenties) grey blue eyes, round/soft facial features, best way I could describe my body is that it fits ancient Greek beauty standards.
I'm a certified huntress on small wild life, I prefer cold over warm weather any day, know my way around a gun like shotguns and rifles to be exact, love meat but also food in general and can make pretty alright food (still learning) I've learned how to sew, I draw and write when I'm listening to music, any music works for me although I'm really into Celtic and french pop, not a big fan of kids in general but if they are raised well I can vibe with that.
I'm a very physically affectionate person (yes covid has be driving my mad these past two years) not great with small talk, minor trust issues, nervous on doing new things, I can be a bit blunt at times when talking to someone, if you are going to ask my something I'm gonna be honest... Sometimes brutally, will call someone out on their bull shit in less than a heartbeat, will throw hands in a verbal debate, love cracking shitty puns, only person you should trust with a map (no I'm very much serious about that because I've yet to meet someone else who can actually navigate) if I got the money I will buy stuff for my loved ones, from my friends they say I'm loyal and caring but over protective at times.
I got 0 idea if this is enough or to much to work with for the match up but hopefully it's not.
Also hope you have a fantastic summer and keep up the good work!
You Celtic is awesome! Mind you I have alot of Irish family and alot go Celtic and Gaelic heritage, hunting is awesome! I wish I was able to do it but not much to hunt here other then wild dogs and occasional feral Pig.
We are still in winter atm but it's almost spring which is gonna kill me because allergies and
MAGPIE SEASON!!
I need to start feeding them again so I don't lose an eye or get swooped.
I match you with.... Crosshair

What's draws him to you is watching you shoot. It's no secret he has a bit of a crush on anyone who knows how to use a rifle.
Will even offer to go on hunts with you becuase it's his way of wanting to spend time with you.
Let's face it your still shorter then him and he uses it to his advantage every chance he gets. Resting his chin on your head, using you as an arm rest.
Of all the bad batch he's the biggest tease, and do not put it past him to play petty games. He likes winning doenst matter what it's at.
As much as he put up the hard ass persona he is actually quite a sweet guy when he wants to be, he just doesn't like showing it to much around his brothers.
He likes your brutal Honeslty and understands not liking small talk. Most of the time his way of showing affection is thought present and physical touch but only after he has been aroudn you for long enough.
Please call him out when he's being an asshole he will listen to you. He will grumble under his breath but he's not as grumpy or short tempted as he used to be.
He will roll his eyes at your jokes but inside he loves them and thinks they are smart and witty jokes and comments.
He's basically a grumpy cat who only lets you touch him. He's touch staved but isn't willing to say anything so he more so just nudges himself agaisnt you until you give him attention.
Learning to pick up the little signs from crosshair took a while but now it was easier to understand what he wanted. When he brushes his hand agaisnt yours, it means he wants you to be close or just in his view so he knows your safe.
A small tilt of his head towards an area means he wants you to follow him. And when he kisses you like no tomorrow it means he is content where he is. With you wrapped in his arms, his eyes focused only on you. It's the late night kisses and small interactions with him that make it all worth it. Curled up agaisnt each other laying in a hammock on a forest planet.
"We need to do this more often, find a random planet and just camp out. You look so at ease tonight" you whisper and press a soft kiss to his lips which make him let out a small huff. "I enjoy being close to you, but I wouldn't complain about doing this more often." He says lightly eyes now looking up towards the sky.
You smile lightly tracing your fingers down the side of his face, the soft star light reflect in his eyes before they block back to you. " What are you thinking about Cross?" You ask him moving to now lay agaisnt his chest with your elbows crossed as you rest agaisnt him.
"Thinking about what happens after the war, if we get our freedom to make our own lives. I'd settle down on a planet like this. A small farm with local fauna and make a big veritable garden" he says wirh a small smile crossing his lips as he explains where everything would be.
The smile on your face never seem to end as you watch him. "Id like that Cross, you would look good as a farmer" you say teasingly only for him to roll his eyes at you and pull you closer. " And you look amazing with a rifle in hand" he states before he presses another kiss to your lips.
"Alright sweet talker, let's get some sleep otherwise your gonna be unbearable tomorrow" you state and poke his nose wirh your finger. "Ruin the moment will you" he grumbles and pulls you into his side.
Hi there! I saw one of your Bad Batch matchups, and I was hoping I could ask for one too! I've never done one before so I hope this is okay! I'm a gal, 5'4" with a mop of dark curly hair, I'm on the pale side with moss green eyes and a septum piercing. I love to be creative, and I've always been told I'm very intuitive and I like to help people. I love nature, and being alongside friends and family. I'm very shy at first but once I know you I never run out of things to talk about!
I match you with.... Tech

- You meet all the bad batch when they take you on as their medic, Tech needing an extra set of hands.
- as much as I wanna go along with he joke that their Medic is called stitches, they have a different nickname for you thanks to Tech. 'Lucky Charm'
- Tech teaches you everything he knows, the one thing he still doesn't allow is you piloting the ship, it's off limits for both you and Omega.
- your much shorter then him this man towers over you, but also your the one who has to ice his head when he hits it on something. A talent that all of the batch seem to have is hitting their head.
- he loves your hair and finds the style quite cute, his hair is very curly when not slicked back and can become an absolute mess. Tech and hunter have the worst bed hair.
- he always grabs informational books or holos for you if it's something he thinks you might like to learn. Or just small things he thinks you will like.
- he takes you on recovery missions when he is looking for now flora, fauna and things to study.
- he nerds out with you and he loves how you just smile, eyes sparking as you listen to him tell you the 31 different species of spiders in the Latrodectus gene pool.
- you on many occasions have to remove his goggles becuase he's fallen asleep with them on again.
- the red marks around his eyes front he presser and the little scratch marks from his finger nails do make him look cute while he sleeps.
- Tech has a tendency to Sleep walk. All the batch have woken up to seeing him just stand in a hallway with the reflection of his goggles making him menacing.
List of what has happened with his sleep walking:
• He's scared Omega a few times, she's ended up in bed with you or curled up beside Hunter, Echo or Wrecker
• Given you a heart attack twice due to it while he's been muttering about dirt samples being contaminated. It's taken you a bit tto get used too.
• caused Crosshair to throw a flash at him, it hit him into he head and you had to take care of the black eye he had.
• Hunter tiredly trying to tell tech to go back to bed while making a midnight snack for himself and Omega. Only for Tech to be calmly sitting in the small kitchenette.
• wrecker screaming at the top of his lungs as Tech stands beside his head muttering in different languages.
• Echo having staring competitions with Tech while he sleep walks and just stands in the door way as echo just glares at him over the top of his hammock.
- he can be quite affectionate when he wants to be but most times he's very cuddly when he is sleep deprived.
- loves running his fingers thought your hair and pulling our the tangles and knots. Will kiss your forehead and hold you close of a night so he doesn't wonder to much.
Your eyes shoot open when you feel gentle movement beside you, eyes focusing on the top go sandy blonde hair of Omega. Grumbling lightly as you try to wake up.
"Mega what are you doing thought you were staying with Echo tonight?" You whisper as she climbs under the blankets.
"Tech's sleep walking again and has standing in the door way to Echo and Crosshairs room. He's really creepy with he Goggles still on" she says shaking lightly as you pull her closer.
"You stay here I'll go deal with the Phantom Menace" you whispers, groaning as you sit up and stretch. Her hand shoots out to grab your shirt making yoy look back to her. " Please don't leave me by myself" she wimpers, it almost breaks your heart hearing her scared. "Come on, up you get I'll take you to hunters bunk" you say hoisting her up onto your hip and wrapping her blacket aroudn her.
The walk down the hall is cold on your feet as you make a quick turn to a door and knock lightly only to hear grumbling as a very tired Hunter comes to the door.
His eyes look to you and then to Omega in your arms. " Sorry to wake you Hunter but Tech's walking again, dropping Megs off with you before I go get Tech back to bed" you say quietly. He nods, yawning as Omega wraps her arms around hunters shoulders.
"Its fine Charms, go get Tech back to bed, last thing we need is Wrecker or maker forbid Crosshairs waking up to him standing there" he replys before making his way back into the small room with Omega.
Your feet quickly and quietly carry you thought the halls again looking for Tech when your eyes finally land on him standing neck to Echos hammock you sigh and make your way over.
"Tech baby, come to bed" you say lightly placing a hand gently on his arm. Your eyes shoot to see a very tired and grumpy looking Echo. ' Sorry' you mouth she gives you a small smile as you slowly lead Tech out of the room and back towards your bunk.
It takes a good five minutes with the stops and starts from tech but once you get him to the bed and get him to lay down he's still. You are quick to remove his goggles and place a quick kiss to his cheek as you curl up against him.
"Tech we need to talk about your caf intake and late night studies, they are getting out of hand" Hunter says with tried eyes looking to his brother .
"I have no idea what you mean hunter?" He states in confusion. Looking for Hunter to Echo and then You. " Tech your terrifying when you sleep walk with your goggles on, and it only happens when you have caf of a night or are up studying late if not the two combined. Please go to sleep at a reasonable time" Echo grumbles.
Heya, I hope I'm doing this right... First time doing this. A Bad Match please :D
Also I would like to say I like your writing!
Okay, so I'm a girl, 5"7, normal body, pale, blue eyes, long brown hair but I think about dyeing them ginger!
I tend to be quiet and reserved and prefer to listen, but occasionally make a sassy or sarcastic remark and shock everyone. I'm compassionate and caring, but don't always show it which is why I can come off as mean or rude sometimes.
I don't know if it helps but I'm a chemist and also a hobby writer. I like music, and generally sing along, and I haven't had anyone tell me off about it, so I guess it's not that bad.
I don't know what to write about anymore, so I hope this is enough. Also I'm very sorry if my English is bad, it's not my first language.
Hope you're doing okay and have a nice day!
Don't worry I suck at English too and it's my first language. Today's been... It's been hell so I'm working on this to try and work thought everything. But hopefully tomorrow is better.
This will be a little shorter then most but I still hope you enjoy it.
I match you with.... Wrecker

He adores the height difference with you and loves playing with your hair. Man just can't help it, it makes him feel like he is at home when he has you in his arms.
He loves to tell toy stories as you both curl up against each other. Please trace his scares while he talks. He will lean into your hand and maybe even go quite for a moment.
He loves it, Loves it! When you sass the other boys or let out a snarky remark at be of them *cough* Tech, Crosshair *cough* will back you up with a cheer.
He is very interested in your work it's something he doesn't really understand but he still enjoys hearing about it.
Please rea dd your writing to him, he may not like reading but boy does he love hearing you speak.
Please dance with him he loves dancing and like i said in another match up this man knows Ballet and a few other dance styles and he will use them to impress you.
Please speak to him in your native tongue and teach him little frazes, he will do the same back with what Mando'a
Please let him.be the little spoon on ocassions as much as he loves holding you agaisnt his body sometimes he just wants to be held too.
Tell him how handsome he is and this man will melt in your arms. Turns into true puddy.
The true respecter of woman. But he also does love a lady who can put him in his place if he's getting a little out of hand. But just know you still have to compete with his other love. *bombs*
Please make faces at each other he loves it and also gets omega in on the games they range from tag, to I spy and many more.
You lay agaisnt Wreckers chest book in hand. His arms are rested a rround your waist as his chin rest agaisnt your shoudler as you carefully read each page.
His eyes never focus on anything to long before them flick to your hands. Wrecker is quite as you both relax and enjoy the late night reading. There isn't much noise throughout the ship. Tech is busy as normal, Hunter and Omega have fallen asleep on a chair and echo is watching the stars fly by. Crosshair has made himself scares and is hissing in some dark hall.
You snuggle into Wrecker letting out a small yawn which causes him to let out a light rumble of a laugh. "Getting tired Mesh'la?" He ask lightly only for you to nod as you make your page in the book.
He takes it from your hand and places it down as he pulls you closer, laying down so that you now rest agaisnt his chest. "Thank you for reading, I enjoyed it quite alot" he says in a loud whisper which makes you chuckle.
"Anytime Wrec" you say quietly with another yawn before you lean up and place a gentle kiss to his lips. He smiles like their is no tomorrow and then presses his own soft kiss to your cheek.
"Your too good to me Cyare, I love you"
"I love you too Wrecker"
"Marker you two are disgusting" a voice from the shadows says. It makes you nearly shoot up off Wreckers chest as you glare at the man standing in the dark. "Go be a pervert somewhere else Cross!" You shout, your hand reaching out to grab lula. You throw it with such force as you can muster hearing it go thud agaisnt Crosshairs face before he grumbles.
"Get him Y/n!" Wrecker cheers.
Hi, could you please ship me with one of the bad batch clones?
I’m 5 feet tall so I’m pretty short- I have brown and greenish eyes, along with long eyelashes. My hair is dark brown and is currently at mid-length. I wear glasses if I really need them. I like to draw, bake, read, and take care of plants! Not only to add I love being with friends and family, but I also love being myself. People usually describe me as responsible, respectful, funny, smart, kind, caring, and sarcastic lol. I’m sorta introverted and extroverted? It really depends on who I’m with, and I sorta don’t like being praised cuz sometimes I don’t think I deserve it. I really don’t know what else to say about myself because I’m terrible at describing myself.
I match you with.... Crosshair

Crosshair loves how cute you are, you height, hair and eye colour. He loves it all to the point he finds it almost sickly to look at you becuase he knows he will smile.
He will come up behind you and warp his arms around your waist and rest his chin on your head, but it's one go the only times you can feel the tension leaves shoulders as he lets out a sigh pulling you closer.
Man takes your glasses and puts them on shelves to high just so you have to ask him to grab them for you.
Please darw him while he sleeps he looks so peaceful, but don't tell him that after all he's a stone faced killer.
He has a bit of a sweet tooth stash him a few of your baked goods for long missions it makes being around the boys a little easier when he has a small piece of homw with him.
Not that he's really paying attention but you seem to have found some new plants as part of your collection some which you know you haven't got. But crosshair swears he doesn't know or like plants yet somehow finds ones you like and brings them back for you.
Oh the snark and sarcasm between you to is what started your romance. And now Crosshair can't get enough of you.
Expect lots of cuddles after long missions and some days just not leaving bed becuase he's got you trapped in his arms.
You hum lightly to yourself as you water your plants checking their leaves and making sure they are all still healthy. It's routine for you these day, it will most likely be a slow one. No work for a few days and time for yourself.
Your head shoots up as you hear a knock on your front door. Not expecting anyone, quickly making your way to the door you open it a little only to see a man you weren't expecting for another week.
"Cross!" You almost cry and you throw the door open and wrap your arms around his shoulders. He lets out a chuckle picking you up for a quick spin before placing you down. "Hello Sweet cheeks" he says while kissing you lightly.
Your smile and you nearly drag him inside. He rolls his eyes at you but let's you pull him inside and kicks the door closed before placing down his bag and gun case. "Your home early?, sorry I wasn't expecting you otherwise I would have made your favourite" you star only for him to silence you with another kiss.
"I'm quite content with the very sweet thing in front of me who I have missed" he mumbles pulling you into his embrace only for you to squeal as he flops down on your couch with you in his arms.
He pulls you into his lap and rest his chin on your shoulder, placing gentle kisses where ever He pleases and he relaxes with you in his arms. "Missed you" he says which makes you smile. "I missed you too Crosshair, I'm glad to have you home" you whisper.
It's quite for a while the two of you curled in on each other. Crosshair is the one to break that silence by grumbling to himself. "I need a shower badly" He states, only to make you laugh lightly.
"I'll do you one better and run a bath. Do you want the muscle relaxing salts?" You ask onyl for him to almost groan. "Yes, I love you"
"I love you too handsome." You state leaning up to press a kiss to his lips. When you go to pull away he pulls you in closer holding you closer to his body. " Cross let me go run you a bath and them you can cuddle me in there"
"Agh fine" he grumbles as he watches you leave the room.
hello!! i love reading your bad batch matchups and was wondering if you could write me one!
i’m 5’7-5’8, with straight blonde hair(ends around my collarbone bones) and blue eyes. i have an athletic build from dancing. i have a pretty pale complexion.
as i said before i love to dance and during majority of the year i spend most days after school in my dance classes. i’m super passionate about dancing as it does take up most of my life. i would consider myself an introvert but love to hang out with my friends whether it be online or in person. i’m also a huge fan of the marvel cinematic universe, especially bucky barnes in particular. i am pretty private about my emotions, i don’t usually show them in front of people. for hobbies, i love to draw and paint, most recently i have painted the bad batch’s symbol on my converse.
I match you with... Echo

Echo when he first sees you doesn't think he is even in the chance of talking with you. So when you come over and sit right beside him.
Echo nearly has to do a double take at you. And Omega comes over and introduced you to Echo and the rest of the batch.
Over time your relationship with Echo grows every time they stop planet side he visits with different gifts for you, from flowers to little trinkers and odds and ends.
Sometimes he watches you dance, he loves watching how your muscles move and bend as you dance. Sometimes he wishes he could dance with you. If he was the man he was before he would have taken your hand and offered to dance with you.
It's one of his favourite things is to watch you perform. He could watch you for hours on end.
He loves running his fingers thought your hair and playing with it. Something that feels so intimate for him.
He's half tempted to try and grow his hair back so that you can return the favour and play with his hair.
He loves paintings and drawing and if it's something you have made he would love it even more wanting to savour it and keep it safe.
Loves to see you with the bad batch insignia on your shoes and finds it quite adorable how much you have taken to the batch.
You and Echo are both curled up on your sofa watching movies for the night. You're sprawled out across his chest with hair fanning out all over the place. His inacted hand runs thought your hair and gently massages your scalp.
Echo hums happily as you both move onto the next holo in your holovid marathon. It's moments like this which makes him feel alive again. Just the peaceful times curled up watch holos with someone who means the galaxy to him.
"Echo what are you thinking about?" You ask quietly eyes flickering up to his. "Just how I'm the luckiest clone in the who known Galaxy cyare" he says proudly. You giggle lightly and place gentle kisses against his cheeks before pressing one to his lips. "Whatever you say sweet talker" you reply before zoning back into your holo. It's a favourite of yours something from another time but it's still a classic to you.
Echo gets interest peaks as he sees alot of himself in one of the characters of the holo. "Sunshine I have a falling you have a thing for men with metal arms, I don't have competition do I?" He ask which makes you blush.
"Echo! How could you say that, Bucky Barnes is the man of my dreams" you say which makes him laugh before he rolls you over to be pinned against the couch. "Is that so mesh'la well I might just have to try a little harder to keep your attention" he chuckles before kissing you. "Echo! We are missing the best part of the holo" you cry out.
hi! can i have a match up for the bad batch? Im 5'5, I have a short curly mullet, and super pale skin and big dark brown eyes, Im a omnisexual, asexual demigirl (she/they) im super quiet and reserved until ive known you for a long time, then im super loud and annoying,I also tend to not talk at all when I first meet someone, I tend to end up the therapist friend of the group and try and help them as best as I can, ive also been told im very wise??? I can be very clumsy, mainly walking into doors and walls, I tend to just talk about nonsense, like poetry, music, life, whatever is going on, and honestly I just sound a lil high, music and art and honestly my life passions, music is in my family and art is my own hobby, I play the guitar and saxophone and just get into the z o n e, I love sketching whatever is going on, like anyone in my vicinity has now become a r t, I love skating and riding my bike, mainly for the adrenaline rush but also bc its fun??? tysmm!! and if ur not doing matchups just ignore this!!
I match you with... Wrecker

Song for this match up -stop the stars by tiny deaths
Wrecker and your first meeting you both literally run into each other while at the markets. This beef cake of a man catches you before you can fall and gives a quick apology before he is running after Omega again.
He feels that your so fragile compared to him.
After your first incounter you both seem to gravitate to the same place bumping into each other on nearly every occasion of a trip to the markets.
You star to keep sweets on you for Omega just so you can spend more time with Wrecker.
Hunter is the first one who recognises what's going on and he enjoys watching hoe awkward the two of you are.
The rest of the batch have a bet going on of who will be the first to ask the other out. Tech and Omega have credits on you while the rest of the boys have their money on Wrecker.
Wrecker loves listening to you. It doesn't matter what it is you are talking about this man is like a love sick puppy was he eagerly listens to you.
Please draw for him he will do his best to also draw for you.
Teach him how to skate it will be one fo the best things very. This man knows how to dance and he will find any opportunity to dance with you. He my not be subtle but when it comes to dance he's very good at keeping tempo.
He will give you piggy back rides anywhere just to prove he can carry you to the ends of the earth.
Wrecker is a very big sweetheart and just loves spending time with you.
Your legs carry you thought the busy markets of Ord Mantell, stopping at stalls when something peaks your interest. This had become quite a habit of yours as you wait for the hulking clone you had come to be close with.
You hum lightly skipping along to the next stall where you purchase mantell mix knowing that wrecker and Omega couldn't help themselves with the sweet treat.
Just as you finish paying you hear shouting from a familiar voice. "(Y/N)!" Omega calls out to you. Turning around with a smile on your face, you can see Her on Wreckers shoulder as as make their way thought the crowd.
"Hi you two I got you a gift" you call back as Wrecker makes his way over to you. You hold up the two containers of mantell mix which makes them both smile. "Yesss thank you (n/n)" Omega says with joy before taking a handful and shovign it in her mouth. You laugh lightly before handing the other container to Wrecker who smiles and thanks you.
The three of you walk together enjoying chatting with one another. Three others watch you from a distance with smiles on their faces as they watch you disappear into the crowd. "So is anyone going going tell them that Omega is playing match maker or are we just going to watch them dance around each other every time we come back from a job" Echo says which makes Tech look to him.
"Statisticly, Wrecker will continue being clueless until (Y/n) says something, he may be our muscle but he can be quite clueless without guidance" Tech replys while pushing his goggles up the bridge of his nose.
"I think it's nice that Wrecker has found someone" Hunter states before walking away to continue wirh supplies.
No Regrets
Hunter x reader

So I made this today while doing alot of driving with my grandma so I hope you all enjoy alot of shit has gone down today so I put alot of how I'm feeling into writing this fanfic so enjoy.
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The bad batch had been on Ord Mantell for a while now working for Cid. That's how you had meet the odd band of clone men. Cid had you working as a bar tender for who knows how long.
She had taken you in when you were young. As much as Cid puts up the bad guy act she cares alot and that transfered over to her looking after you as one of her own.
Meeting all the boys and Omega had been an experience and a half. Five roudy clones which had turned your world upside down. Echo is a kind soul who looks out for his batch and tries to keep the peace very much the mom of the group.
Wrecker was the crazy explosive uncle kind of figure who always spoke his mind even if it offered people. Tech seemed like the older bother kind of guy. He used his smarts to get everyone in and out of trouble constantly and always had something to talk about.
Omega the youngest of the batch was a riot to be around she had dragged you into quite a few of her plans when being left on Ord Mantell. And you had taken to her quite alot making sure she stayed out of as much trouble as you could.
And then there was Hunter. The leader of the bad batch and the self appointed father of Omega. Your first opinion of him was he was broody but you had seen how he interacted with Omega. He always seemed to have a smile on his face. And watching him now as he went up against Omega in a game was quite adorable.
It had been a busy night tonight and now it had slowed down thanks to the batch coming back. Wiping down the benches is where you now find yourself as you watch them both plan out their next move in their strategy.
Echo has himself seat at the bar sipping on a dirty wastelander while he chats with Tech. You hum along lightly to the music playing thought the holotape.
You hear Omega shout in joy while Hunter laughs along "Yes! I knew I could do it!" You laugh out and clap your hands. "Congratulations Omega" you call out. Hunter moves over to pick Omega up and spin her around.
"Can we get a drink for the running champion here" Hunter calls out to you as he hold Omega. " sure can Sarge! One Quantum soda coming up, can I get you anything?" You call out as you turn around to prep the young girls drink. "I'll have what ever you recommend" Hunter calls back. You smile to yourself as you lean down to grab two glasses.
Unknown to you the new figure who enters the bar. "I lost all my credits to you kid and your gonna pay" a voice calls as a blaster is pulled to Hunter's head. Everyone goes still in the bar. Your eyes go wide as kneel behind the bar bench hidden from view.
"Easy, easy let's all talk this out live civil people" Cid calls out walking slowly with her hands raise. Hunter holds deadly still Omega still in his arms. "My problem isn't with anyone but the kid, so stay out of this" the twi'lek calls. Your eyes look down towards the slug thrower hidden behind the many glasses and cups.
"If your deal is with my daughter your deal is with all of us" Hunter calls only to have the blaster shoved into the back of his head. "Shut up, shut up, I want my credits back"
You move slowly reaching in to grab the slug thrower. Your hand wraps around the grip before you slowly pull it towards yourself. You look towards Cid who can see you. She shakes her head a no. Before speaking up.
"Listen, listen I can sort this out If you put the blaster away, the kid works for me" Cid says while taking a few steps forward only to now have the twi'lek pointing the blaster at her. "I told you not to move!" At this you take it as your sign to stand up and point the slug thrower at the intruder.
"This is your warning put the blaster down before I turn you into mantell mix, and I promise I'm a quicker draw then you are." You say while point the weapon at the twi'lek's head. He quickly turns to face you fear in his eyes. The rest of the boys are quick to draw their weapons.
"You come into My club and threaten my employees, you have some balls kid" Cid says walking up towards you. "Give me the word Cid and I'll have clean up ready, no one threatens a kid here" you call almost deadly serious. "I...I'm sorry, I'm sorry"
the twi'lek stutters as he looks around to see he's out numbered. Hunter let's out a sigh of relief as Omega quickly jumps out of his arms and moves to hide behind the bar beside you. She looks over and watches as Hunter gets a punch in on the intruder before Wrecker grabs the man by his shirt and walks him to the door.
"And don't you dare come back here and threaten a child!" You call out as you follow Wrecker. Gun still pointed at the man as he is thrown on the street. "If I see you here again your body won't ever be found" you calls as you fire a warning shoot.
The man is out of sight almost instantly and bystanders watch in horror and shock. "What are you all looking at" Wrecker says before everyone goes back to minding their own business.
You walk back in to see Hunter checking Omega and Cid sitting down shaking her head. "I think you might have over done it (Y/n)" she calls which makes you shake your head.
"Isn't this kind of situation exactly what you trained me to deal with. And if i remember correctly you did something very similar when I was younger" you say with a smile on your face as you walk over to Hunter and Omega.
"Are you two alright" you ask while doing a quick check of them. "Yea, it's not the first fire fight we have been in I think Omega is a little shaken up" Hunter says as the young girl moves quickly to hug you.
"Thank you, thank you!" She says hugging you tightly. Leaning down you smile to the young girl. "Are you alright honey" she nods before pushing her head into your chest and shaking. You wrap your arms around her and rub her back. "It's ok, it's ok sweetie your safe, no one got hurt your alright" you say softly trying to calm her down.
"You were really brave Omega, hoe about we get you that drink, ok" she nods as you walk back over to the bar and placing the slug thrower on the bench. Your quick to wip up the drink for Omega.
After that the rest of the night until closing is quite Omega disappears with Echo before closing. Tech and Wrecker and now no where to be seen. Hunter is sat at a table with his head in his hands. You smile lightly while walking over with two drinks. "Order for tall, dark and broody." You say jokingly which makes him look up and take the drink with a small smile.
"Thanks" he says before taking a sip and cringing at the amount of alcohol. "What in the galaxy is this" he ask while coughing. "It's calls a 'no regrets', talk to be Sarge you have been sitting over here brooding since Omega went to bed, so talk get it off your chest it will make you feel better" you says while also taking a mouthful of your own drink.
"I should have sensed him, I.." you cut him off before he can continue. "Hunter, you were preoccupied with a little girl who had just won against you in a game and were excited for her. Your not going to always be able to sense things. It's called over stimulation and having to many things happen at once can do it. What happened was a chance accident. It happens" you says which makes him slouch in his seat. "It nearly cost both Cid and Omega" he says while taking another mouthful.
"It wouldn't have happened Cid knew I needed a distraction, and she provided. Hunter I've been in this exact situation many times Cid taught me how to shoot slugs because her first time having to save my ass was when I was about Omegas age. Had a bunch of angry drunks out for me for pick pocketing. And that's how she took me in. Taught me how to shoot and I've had to pull that gun out alot it's a bar there's always a chance of some angry person coming in wanting to rob, or hold the place up. I did what was instinct and what I was trained to do." You reply with a smile. "Omega reminds me alot of myself when I was a kid, it's reason I try and look out for her when you guys are off on missions" you reply.
"Thank you (Y/n) I don't know what we would have done" Hunter says lightly. You take his hands hd them. "Any time Hunter, I'd recommend you get some sleep, you will need it" you reply as you down the rest of your drink.
Standing up you go to walk back to the bar when Hunter grabs your arm quickly. "No regrets" he says which makes you tilt your head before he stand up and pulls you closer and presses his lips to yours. Your eyes go wide before Hunter pulls away. "Sorry, good night" he says before beginning to walk way. "Hunter!" You call only for him to turn back and look at you.
"Kiss me again, please" you call out which makes him stop in his place. He turns to you, you quickly make your way over to him and wrap your arms around him and kiss him again. He melts into your touch his arms wrap around you as he pulls you in closer.
"Took your sweet time Hunter" a voice calls out which makes you both look to see Echo and Cid walk out of the shadows for you both to see. Echo leans against the wall with a smile while Cid walks towards you both.
"You hurt my kid Broody and it will be war, do I make myself clear" she says which makes Hunter nod. "Understand ma'am" it's quite before Cid speaks up. "Get out of here you lot, I'll finish cleaning up"
With that you grab Hunter's arm and pull him towards the back doors. "Let's get out of here sarge "
Heyyy! May i request a match up? :3
I am 19, Afab and i use She/Her pronouns. I am Biromantic and Graysexual. My hair is blonde and curly and goes past my shoulders almost halfway to my back, i wear it open most of the time and just let it do it’s thing. My skin is fair and even, i am 5’6 and i would describe my style as a mix if everything! Most of the time i dress casually, sweet but also athletic, but i do like the e-girl look from time to time. I like to sing, dance, listen to music and play the guitar, i love to do makeup and my biggest hobby is painting and writing. People tell me i have a resting bitch face, but i’m actually very nice and sweet, i’d say. I am very open, i have no secrets but am good at keeping other people’s secrets. I am very flirtatious and out there which shies some people away but also draws others in :3 I do tend to get irritated easily, so i need someone who can joke around and lighten my mood but also read me very well and be there for me. Loyalty is the most important thing to me in every aspect of my life.
Thank uuuu sending love <3
I didn't know if you wanted a bad batch or just a clone wars match up so I just did a bad batch but please let me know if you meant clone wars.
I match you with..... Tech

Tech adores hoe you look, not only the fact that your tiny compared to him but he loves your hair and will run his fingers thought it while he works.
He finds it adorable when your skin goes pink because of sun exposure and will kiss the pink marks.
He never knows what your going to wear and some days it's really our there stuff which he find gorgeous.
Let me tell you this man has recorded you singing multiple times because he likes having the recordings to listen to late at night so he actually falls asleep.
Tech is really good at picking up on your moods by just standing near you. He has a tendency to mirco analyse you.
It does take him alittle to get used to your humour but once he does this man will crack jokes here and there with you.
Let me tell you Techs most hated things are Puns but gods does he love when you make them.
Please ruffle his hair and play with the curls this man will melt into your touch. Besides being touch starved he needs someone who can keep up with him and his hyper focusing on tasks.
Man drinks more Caf then the whole bad batch put together.
Some nights you will have to take his goggles off because he's fallen asleep on his work bench and the goggles are pressing into his face leaving marks.
It's a quite night on the havoc marauder. Hunter is in the pilot seat with Omega asleep on his lap. Echo is asleep in his hammock while Wrecker is passed out on a bunk.
Your tired eyes look thought the door towards Hunter before continuing your search for a certain clone who hasn't come to bed. Your feet make a soft padding noise along the cold steel floor. You poke your head into another room before finding Tech.
He is hunched over his desk still decked out in armor as he softly snores. There are five empty caf cups scattered across the table, which makes you smile.
You walk over quietly and brush your fingers thought his hair. "Tech baby wake up" you call softly only to get a groan from him as he snuggles into he table more.
"Tech wake up, your gonna be sore tomorrow if you stay there" you say hoping to pull him out of sleep. His tired eyes open before he looks up to you. "kar'ta shouldn't you be in bed" he ask with a groggy voice while he stretches and cracks a few bones. "I could say the same for you babe, come on let's go to bed and get you out of your armor" you say while pulling him up to stand.
He follows sluggishly with a tired smile. Once you both get to your bunk Tech let's out yawn as he goes to flop on the bed only for you to stop him. "Tech I love you but I'm not sleeping with you in full armor, come on let's get this off you" you state while beginning to unclip the name clasps.
After a good few minutes of hitting him out of his armor your hands move to his goggles and pull them off as you laugh lightly. "Stars Tech your face" you giggle before pressing a soft kiss the the rings outlining his eyes. He smiles softly before grabbing you and preceding to fall onto the bunk with you in his arms. "What would I do without you looking after me" he says softly. "Be a sore grumpy nerd" you say playfully as you cuddle into him.
This is my favorite. 🥵
✓ Private Lesson ✓


Author's Note: I love Teacher Tech. And Medic Tech. And Dom Tech. Sensing a theme here. I’ve been writing a bunch of fluff lately, so here’s a little somethin’ nasty I did in my spare time.
Summary: Tech wants to take the Marauder for a test flight after some adjustments, but decides to give you a piloting lesson beforehand.
Relationships: Tech/Fem!Reader
Warnings: NSFW, All smut, Porn without plot, Cockwarming, Competency kink, Sex in the Marauder, Lap sitting, Tech decides to be your teacher but are you really learning anything?, A little bit of praise kink, Unprotected sex, creampies, Technically semi-public sex,
Word count: 1959

"Now, what do you do first?"
Tech's voice is firm but gentle in your ears, speaking with his usual smooth tone. If one listens you might be able to hear the tiniest bit of strain, but your heart is thumping in your ears so loudly you aren't able to notice it yourself.
He's been meaning to take the Marauder for a simple test flight. He’s been doing some, unauthorized work on the ship, and decided to use their current shore leave on Coruscant as a chance to make sure everything was in working order.
It will be; Tech just needs to be thorough.
But you’ve never flown a ship before, thinking as you look over the control panel that might as well be speaking a dead language. Tech has spoken a million different times before about it, but you have no actual real world experience.
All of his brothers have decided to hit one of the mid-levels for some food and drinks; And with Tech not being much of a fan of that type of scene, and having work to do, he decided to stay back here in the ship. You'd showed up after they'd already left, so no one but Tech knows you're here with him.
You remember the first time he showed you the Marauder; his pride and joy. You’d asked so many questions you almost turned blue in the face, and he answered every one of them with the gusto of a man with a love of the craft and pride in his work.
He had promised to take you on a flight one day, and when he had it was some of the most fun you'd ever had together. And not moments after he'd landed he promised that one day, he'd teach you. He saw the opportunity to share his knowledge and held it out for you, and you'd accepted his potential future lesson.
And while it's been awhile since he'd promised to teach you how to fly, last you checked he hadn't mentioned some of the more, intimate details were apparently included in this lesson.
His armor is cold and unyielding against the backs of your thighs, as you sit firmly spread in his lap. Your underwear are tangled around one ankle, legs spread over his. His cock is stuffing you full, but he isn't moving even a fraction; Instead torturing you like this.
When you don't answer the first question on his verbal test, he sighs.
"Do I need to perhaps repeat myself? I thought you were smarter than this." One of your hands rests on the armrest; It's the only thing grounding you as your cunt flutters around him.
“Tech, I, I don’t remember.” He has the gall to make an unamused noise, as if him fucking you gormless should be just a minor inconvenience.
“Clearly I didn’t teach you thoroughly enough. Or you were not listening.” He feels the way your groan, adjusting your position in his lap as your hands hover in front of the controls. When you do it's impossible not to feel the way his cock shifts inside of you, trying hard to not let out an embarrassing moan.
“You, set course with the Navicomputer,” Tech hums.
“Lock in the destination, then warm up the, the,” his hand brushes over your clit, fingertips feeling just above where he’s buried inside of you.
“Words, love. Do you remember how to use them?”
Snarky ass.
“The engines. You would warm up the engines.” He gives an approving noise, rubbing circles around your clit. He's so composed, his voice barely cracks despite the fact that you can feel his cock throbbing inside of you, almost painfully hard.
"Now, would you like to put it to practice?" Leaning his head down he presses his lips to the soft spot of your neck just behind your ear, feeling how your neck instantly moves to give him more access to such a sensitive spot.
"Tech you, you can't be serious..." You can't see his face at this angle, but you can tell by the tone in his voice that his eyebrows are more than likely raised in an unamused expression.
"It is not often at all that I am not serious." You let out a desperate whine, just hoping for this sweet torture he's decided to put you through to end.
"Tech I, I can't even think straight, I'm not going to be able to fly this..."
His other hand brushes over your hip, while the other is still firmly nestled between your thighs. You can hear every little motion his fingers make, pussy slopping wet against his fingers and around his cock.
"Then at least show me you can prepare the ship as if we were going go depart."
As if it's just so easy, you think; Swallowing the thick knot in your throat. His chest is still pressed against your back as he adjusts slightly underneath you, and neither of you can stop the little noises you make from even such a small movement.
At least this torture is going both ways, as you can feel the heat radiating off his face while you look forward.
Ok, you've seen Tech do this multiple times now... And he's right here. It's not like you're actually going to fly; You just need to show him you can turn everything on.
That isn't that hard, right?
You lean forward, gritting your teeth and whining at the way his cock feels even deeper inside of your as your stomach folds, stuffing your cunt and leaving not a centimeter of room.
The navicomputer is set, you press the correct buttons to lock it in, and whimper at the way his fingers firmly brush over your clit. He's done so well being composed thus far, but you can hear his harder breaths; Feel the way he's trying not to thrust his hips upward into you. Pulling his lips away from your neck he leans up, looking over your head to watch your hands.
Locking the destination in you lean back, letting out a large shaky breath as your shoulderblades press against his chest armor. He hasn't scolded you yet, so you must have done everything right so far.
"Then, you start the engine with... Those buttons, warm them up, and then the throttle." Tech's fingers press against your clit harder, deftly teasing you and groaning at the way you tighten around him.
"Good girl. I knew I taught you well."
You've never heard Tech call you anything like that before; But gods, what you wouldn't give to hear him say it again.
His hands drift to hold you by the hips and help you move in his lap, moaning as you finally get some form of friction for your efforts. You just barely lift off of his lap, hearing the sound of your bare skin against his armor. One of your hands grasps his forearm, the other the arm of the seat as you bite your lip hard. Top bunched upward it's normally quite cold in the Marauder, but you couldn't be less so as Tech thrusts his cock deep into you.
"How, do you jump to hyperspace?"
He suddenly blurts out, and you can feel him already starting to slow down to dull what little pleasure you've finally gotten your hands on. It's almost impossible not to just cry right then and there, your head lolling back against his shoulder as you whine.
"Tech!" He responds just as swift as one might expect.
"Answer me, or I will stop."
Cruel, snarky ass.
"Fuck Tech, I, I don't know..." HIs hands keep grinding you into his lap, feeling the way your body leans into him.
"You know the answer; I taught you."
You lean forward just enough to gesture at the correct things, groaning as you already feel so close to cumming, but he keeps you from reaching it.
"That one, that one, and-" You bite your lip as your stomach tightens, feeling the way his cock shifts and throbs inside of you. "That one." It seems like you're right, judging by the way he hums approvingly.
"It seems like you were actually listening." You attempt to fuck yourself on him, but Tech's surprising strength keeps you from making any significant movement upward or forward. You spit out your desperation in words, pleading with an almost angry sounding tone.
"Gods Tech, please just fuck me or I swear..." Maybe he decides to give you a bit of mercy, or perhaps he himself can't take his own torture; As a moan slips from his throat and his hips thrust upward. His hands don't even stop you as you grip the armrests, grinding yourself against him as much as your body can manage.
He's been teasing you at this for so long now, it doesn't take much to make you cum at all, your thighs quaking as you tighten around him. He almost feels like you're going to suffocate him, and he can't help but let out moan loud enough to echo through the ship.
Even if the fear of anyone seeing or hearing you from outside the ship is unwarranted, given the area outside the civilian hanger where you're landed is practically abandoned, it still crosses your mind once or twice as you glance out the viewport. It's not a thought that sticks however, within moments it's gone from your head as Tech keeps bouncing you on his lap. And whatever composure he's managed to hold up until this point is quickly crumbling away, his voice strained in your ear as his hands tightly grip your body. Tech has always had a surprising amount of strength, and while he isn't gripping you enough to hurt, it is showing how strong his lithe arms really are as he fucks you.
You can feel the moment he cums by the way he lets out a strained, choked groan, his head leaning forward enough that it hits the side of your head. Your heart is pounding in your chest, and having been sitting in his lap so long off the ground, your feet are almost starting to fall asleep.
The ship now only echoes with the sound of both of you and Tech's heavy breathing, your body limp as you lay back against him. His hands now lay much more gently against your body, one against your thigh and the other your hip.
When he shifts underneath you, he can feel the way his own cum leaks out of you and over his cock, a feeling he'll secretly never grow tired of.
You can feel his soft breaths on the back of your head, him just as out of breath as you are. It's a quiet moment, and you take a moment to just enjoy it.
Until you feel him lean forward, and adjust something on the control panel just within reach. And in your tired, ecstasy driven fatigue, you comment.
"Tech, you're seriously still going to do a test flight after all of that? I can barely move..." He doesn't react to your bafflement as you expect, and instead still attempts to maintain his almost always present composure. Even if it had just been melted away only moments ago.
"You can stay on my lap, if you would prefer." You'd prefer to take a nap; Especially given the haggard state of what few articles of clothing you currently have on.
"Let's just, wait a minute." As much as Tech might want to do what he had originally planned, having you here with him sways his judgement enough so that he can put it off, just a little bit longer.
"Alright, we can wait for a little while."

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Silently praying that this new season of the bad batch will encourage people to write more fics about the batch 👀


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❤️ Crosshair x Fem!Reader | Blurb ❤️
TW: slight spoilers from the new season, fluff with Crosshair, soft touches, written with a female reader in mind.
(🫠 I die inside every time his hand shakes)

Neither of you said a thing when finally left alone together. After all this time, after everything that happened, neither of you uttered a single word. You wanted to ask him so many things, yet bombarding him with questions wasn't the wisest decision right now. He looked lost in his thoughts, which you knew were no doubt muddled with questions of his own that he refused to ask.
His right hand trembled, and he was quick to conceal it with his left. Whatever happened to him had been horrific, though you wouldn't press him on the matter. The silence hung heavy between the two of you, until you broke it.
"Cross?"
Oh, how he missed your voice. He could never forget how sweet it sounded, but he also felt a twinge of guilt in his gut at how worried you were. It was like a vibroblade twisting his insides around, and he hated it. With reluctance, he finally lifted his head and met your gaze. He hated the way your brows furrowed with concern, and the small frown on your lips stirred up feelings he thought died long ago.
"Sorry," he muttered.
It was a soft apology. Perhaps for the way he betrayed his brothers, betrayed you, or for the horrid threats that spilled from his lips when he let you go the last time. Either way, you didn't care. You didn't care for his apologies, having decided to keep everything in the past. Who he was then would be buried, because all you cared about was him right now, in the present.
You scooted closer to him, slowly, yet he made no effort to move away or show discomfort towards your action. "Don't be," you told him. Crosshair looked down, avoiding your gaze once again, and you watched as he rubbed the back of his right hand with his left thumb. "I'm glad that you're back."
"You should be angry." You frowned at his words. "After everything I've done."
His body tensed when he felt your hand on his shoulder, but it quickly relaxed under the gentle touch. "Let's leave all of that in the past," you said. When the man glanced at you, his chest tightened at how softly you stared at him. It was as if you meant your words, but he knew better than to believe they were a lie.
Crosshair gave a slow nod before reaching for your other hand with his right, only to stop short when it trembled again. He grumbled under his breath before he began pulling it away, but you didn't let him. The light shakes that coursed through his hand ceased when yours wrapped around it, encasing it in a soothing warmth that he didn't want to admit that he missed.
The silence that came was no longer awkward, and he let out a small, content sigh when your body finally scooted close enough to press against him. His eyes closed as he finally let himself relax against you, and you smiled in response. "I've missed you," he finally admitted.
You already knew that. You also knew that he missed you as much as you missed him. Even if he wasn't vocal about it, you could always tell with his little actions. The way he leaned into you, how his thumb gently rubbed your hand as it held his, you knew all too well.
He was here to stay. Crosshair would never leave now. He was finally home.
Agh I want this lanky asshole to hold me protectively while I doze off on his lap ✋🙄

Crosshair has a thing for chubby women. That's it, I don't make the rules 🙄🙏
If the bad batch season 2 has an episode named "The Last Domino" that's it for me.
I'm all for a good Crosshair enemies to lovers slowburn, bit I'm WEAK for a soft Crosshair buddy cop dynamic to lovers slowburn 🙏
Like I really hope I'm making sense, but a story where Crosshair is a reluctant companion to a sunnier, more sweet and well rounded person. He's an asshole to them ofc, but they still stick around and seem to like him (not that they don't stick up for themselves) then slowly they worm their way into his heart and eventually they're the only one he's not a complete asshole to because he feels comfortable letting down his guard around them? AGH.
Give me a soft, protective Crosshair who still pokes fun at his cyare but knows not to go too far because they're sensitive 🙌
Idk maybe that would be really OOC and this is really rushed but I just think this dynamic is really cute :)
Crosshair and his cyare
pussy got me reading about avoidant attachment styles for 4 hours