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Me, messing around with giving AI prompts: "Hey, how can I skirt around writing smut without making it look stupid?"

AI: "I'll use the two characters you made up for in the previous prompt: Josh and Tim, and give you an example."

Me: "Didn't you kill off Tim in the previous prompt by having Josh throw him off a cliff?"

AI: "FUCK YOU, THEY'RE GAY!"

Prompt 18

Jaskier wants Geralt to notice him already, and when Geralt makes yet another dig at Jaskier's clothing, Jaskier comes to the only reasonable explanation that this must be the only thing holding Geralt back. Jaskier decides to start dressing less and less extravagant, and it seems to be working! Geralt stares at him all the time, now! He even watches his performances! But he still doesn't react to Jaskier's innuendos or flirts*, nor does he walk across the camp and kiss him silly. *(It has been YEARS of this, so it's not exactly new behavior, he supposes.) Jaskier decides the final push is to start dressing more like Geralt, since that's surely what Geralt likes. He'll dress in black! ... Black. Maybe he'll just start with a dark grey. Geralt meanwhile is horrified at Jaskier's sudden wardrobe change. It gets blander and blander, more bleak and cheap, until he's starting to wear exclusively black. Geralt is worried. Is Jaskier... going through something? Geralt keeps waiting for Jaskier to bring it up, but he won't. Jaskier is a man of opulence and colors so bright they practically glow. To see him in such monochrome apparel is disconcerting, to say the least. The day Jaskier wears all-black and doesn't sing, Geralt has had enough and has to confront his friend about what appears to be a depressive episode or mourning period.

- Volleyball scene in ‘86 -

- Ice, currently staring at Maverick -

Slider hits Ice on the back of the head: Pay attention, lovebird. We got a game to win.

Ice:

Ice: C H O M P

Ice: …

Mav: …

Goose: …

Slider: …

Slider: DID YOU JUST BITE ME, KAZANSKY?!

Mav and Goose, looking between themselves and the two: w t f

HOLY SABRIEL-

So we obviously know that Sam and Gabe would 100% have their shit together better than destiel, like they would just be more comfortable and open together compared to the mess that are Cas and Dean expressing their feelings.

BUT! Headcanon that when Sam and Gabriel first started their relationship they both went through their Cas and Dean phase of being openly really in love with each other but being all awkward and shit at showing it.

So like Gabriel would show up at the bunker and be himself with Cas and Dean but the second that Sam walks into the room he's just- a mess. Making really bad jokes that Dean is like "That was worse than your normal stuff, u alright?", his invisible wings are all flustered and puffed up which Cas sees and just squints at gabe the entire time he's there.

Then when he leaves, they were like "well that was weird, hey Sam did you notice how Gabe-" and they turn around to see Sam blushing and has the dopiest smile on his face. He stops when Dean and Cas stare at him and is like "what?" to which Dean proceeds to pester him all afternoon about whats going on between them and Sam just keeps denying everything and stumbling over his words as he escapes to do "Research"

i will forever be a zosopp enjoyer