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Ha ha ha... I just finished season 2 of Good Omens.... Haaaaa..... WHAT IN THE GOOD (no no bad BAD) LORD WAS THAT ENDING?!?!??!!? BBC with their throwing off buildings cliffhangers (yes I was referring to the drug addict we all know about who now you think of it makes a good Satan)
had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said "this is going to take a very very long time" and I said "that's ok"
here’s how pale king can still win
i got my bitchass hands on a translation of the final chapter. contextless.
Me, realizing I have to actually write my own stories instead of them just magically writing themselves:
Woke up to this text. Worst day ever. She was my only friend and she does this over TEXT! I even loved her more than a friend but was to afraid to say anything guess it’s too late now. I hate my life.
"Lets start with some letrozole."
Me: *no response*
"Cool, let's double the dose."
Me: *no response*
"Do it again, and take it with steriods to help get some sort of reaction."
Me: *still nothing*
"Okay, you aren't responding to oral meds so we are going to try injectables that cost thousands of dollars. Let's just start your cycle over and try again. Here's some progesterone, take it for 10 days and call us with your period."
Me: *gets period, calls doctor and makes an appointment for baseline labwork and ultrasound*
"Oh, wait you have a follicle?!?! So, your body responded but it was just a very delayed response. Let's have you take a trigger shot (hCg) and have your husband fuck you and hope for the best."
Me: *does all that shit and makes an appointment for labwork to see if i ovulated*
"Bad news, you didn't ovulate. Instead of just a small poke in your belly, your gonna have to get a bigger needle so you can inject intramuscular to make sure your body is absorbing the medicine. Let's give you progesterone to start you period and we will try all this again."
Me: *starts period the very next day with the heaviest flow and worst cramps I've ever experienced in my life coupled with nausea and sore tits from the hCg shot I took not even a week ago*
It seriously blows my mind that people get pregnant without trying... and for free 😒
I feel like an old man who’s never interacted with electricity trying to figure out an Alexa