Tony Is Peter's Dad - Tumblr Posts

Tony: Tell him about the birds and the bees.

Bruce, to Peter: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

Peter P.: Why is Thanos so mean?

Tony: I guess when you find something you're really good at you just stick with it.

Peter Parker : Okay guys, how do I ask someone out?

Clint: Roses are red, violets are blue, you should know my bed, has room for two.

Tony: Oh my god, no.

Sam: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.

Peter: Stop it.

Natasha : Row row row your boat, gently down the stream, merrily merrily merrily merrily, I can make you scream.

Tony: I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory…

Tony: Where’s Morgan?

Tony:

Tony: Ok, this calls for desperate measures.

Tony, whispering: Tony Stark is a bad father.

Morgan appearing from behind the curtains: I love you 3000 you’re the best Dad!

Peter dropping from the ceiling: Step the fuck up, Kyle!

Harley kicking down the door holding a potato gun: Who the fuck wanna die?

Vision teleporting in through the Internet: That is not a factual statement.

Nebula bursting out of a kitchen cabinet: *brandishes knives threateningly*

Tony tearing up: What the fuck guys.