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Thomas and friends: monopoly goes south
Murdoch:….I don’t like this game no more…
Salty: CRANKY WTF
cranky: still waiting for my money
Salty: UGHHHH
Harvey: why am I in jail?
Carly: cause you committed crimes chuck.
Harvey: WHAT CRIMES
salty: y’all I think we should stop yelling cause Murdoch just turned off their hearing aids
Murdoch: -turned off his hearing aids-
Cranky: like I said I still want my money
Porter: -on the phone with dominos- WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CANT PUT EGG SALAD ON PIZZA!?
All:……what
Murdoch: -still has his hearing aids off-
Porter: -hangs up on Dominos- …what
Harvey: am I still in jail
Salty: yes
Murdoch: -turns his hearing aids back on- y’all are loud
Salty: sorry
Harvey: we’re sorry
Cranky: very
Carly: umm Porter someone wants to fight you outside…
Porter: I told one of the workers to pull up as a joke
Domino worker: SQUARE UP PUSSY
Porter: I WILL -goes outside to fight the worker-
-Everyone watching Porter and this random domino worker fight eachother-
Murdoch: damn….
Salty: NOT THE WIG
dominio worker: MY WIG!
Porter: GOT YA WEEVE
-Porter ended up winning the fight and they put monopoly up and went to bed for the night. Murdoch slept peacefully-
Spencer: who was the domino worker
-mind ur business!-
i think we all know them both, but... is it just me, or is Porter Timothy's father?
Incorrect Ttte Quotes 28:
Carly: Hey guys, what romance movie are your favorites?
Salty: Arrggghhh! Titanic!
Porter: Princess Bride!
Big Mickey: Yeah, Princess Bride.
Cranky: Don't have any. What's yours?
Carly: *Breathes* Shrek.
Pride Month Salty and Porter 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
(I headcannon the both to be gay, and that, if the could, they would have a matelotage)
Literally all the JBS engines, Henry, Toby, Edward, Salty, Porter, and Cranky.
I love them… SOOO F****ING MUCH 💕💕💕
hey ttteblr who do y’all kin please do tell