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Thomas and friends: monopoly goes south
Murdoch:….I don’t like this game no more…
Salty: CRANKY WTF
cranky: still waiting for my money
Salty: UGHHHH
Harvey: why am I in jail?
Carly: cause you committed crimes chuck.
Harvey: WHAT CRIMES
salty: y’all I think we should stop yelling cause Murdoch just turned off their hearing aids
Murdoch: -turned off his hearing aids-
Cranky: like I said I still want my money
Porter: -on the phone with dominos- WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CANT PUT EGG SALAD ON PIZZA!?
All:……what
Murdoch: -still has his hearing aids off-
Porter: -hangs up on Dominos- …what
Harvey: am I still in jail
Salty: yes
Murdoch: -turns his hearing aids back on- y’all are loud
Salty: sorry
Harvey: we’re sorry
Cranky: very
Carly: umm Porter someone wants to fight you outside…
Porter: I told one of the workers to pull up as a joke
Domino worker: SQUARE UP PUSSY
Porter: I WILL -goes outside to fight the worker-
-Everyone watching Porter and this random domino worker fight eachother-
Murdoch: damn….
Salty: NOT THE WIG
dominio worker: MY WIG!
Porter: GOT YA WEEVE
-Porter ended up winning the fight and they put monopoly up and went to bed for the night. Murdoch slept peacefully-
Spencer: who was the domino worker
-mind ur business!-
I had the most serial experience today.
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Laughing gas is weird. To sum up the experience, it felt like a dream. I would forget everything that was happening every ten seconds and literally every thought I had that day was playing in my head at once. I also think I saw my guardian angel begging to actual God to not take care of me anymore. I heard her say, "Please don't make me take care of this PUTRID HUMAN anymore!!". It was weird.
my little virtual stay by Minish Doll from B O G U S // COLLECTIVE
favourite foods!
omg you guys! the cinni dippers from domino’s are amazing. it is basically sweet bread in the shape of a mini pizza, smothered in cinnamon sugar and comes with and icing sugar dip which is just heaven. a filthy dirty heaven.!
your welcome.
YOU'RE A SUB BAR PIZZA SALESMAN😂
I trusted you, mother thought she could too, so WHY THE HELL DIDN’T MY PIZZA ARRIVE LAST NIGHT?!