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Thomas and friends: monopoly goes south
Murdoch:….I don’t like this game no more…
Salty: CRANKY WTF
cranky: still waiting for my money
Salty: UGHHHH
Harvey: why am I in jail?
Carly: cause you committed crimes chuck.
Harvey: WHAT CRIMES
salty: y’all I think we should stop yelling cause Murdoch just turned off their hearing aids
Murdoch: -turned off his hearing aids-
Cranky: like I said I still want my money
Porter: -on the phone with dominos- WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CANT PUT EGG SALAD ON PIZZA!?
All:……what
Murdoch: -still has his hearing aids off-
Porter: -hangs up on Dominos- …what
Harvey: am I still in jail
Salty: yes
Murdoch: -turns his hearing aids back on- y’all are loud
Salty: sorry
Harvey: we’re sorry
Cranky: very
Carly: umm Porter someone wants to fight you outside…
Porter: I told one of the workers to pull up as a joke
Domino worker: SQUARE UP PUSSY
Porter: I WILL -goes outside to fight the worker-
-Everyone watching Porter and this random domino worker fight eachother-
Murdoch: damn….
Salty: NOT THE WIG
dominio worker: MY WIG!
Porter: GOT YA WEEVE
-Porter ended up winning the fight and they put monopoly up and went to bed for the night. Murdoch slept peacefully-
Spencer: who was the domino worker
-mind ur business!-
So the other night my brother and I started brainstorming a somewhat Choo Choo Charles inspired Thomas & Friends AU where almost everything is the same, except the trains have legs...
And I've done a bit of concept drawing
The point of these sketches were basically just to flesh out the proportions/structure of a handful of the character's hypothetical legs
I've also decided to give each type of vehicle legs that match a general species group, such as: The mainline steam engines will have mammalian legs akin to big cats or dogs (e.g, lions, wolves, foxes, etc), diesel engines will have somewhat bug-like legs, narrow gauge engines will have hoofed goat-like legs since they generally traverse mountainous areas, flying vehicles will have avian (bird-like) legs, water traversing vehicles will have fins or flippers, and road vehicles' legs will likely fall into a more ambiguous species category
There are a few exceptions to this rule, such as Duck having avian legs (I couldn't resist taking his name literally) or Salty having reptilian legs with webbed feet, but for the most part the characters will follow this species category rule
As for the amount of legs the engines will have, that will differ depending on the engine's size. Tank engines and standard diesels would have 6 legs each, bigger mainline engines would have up to 8 legs (12 with a tender coupled), and narrow gauge engines would typically have 4 legs.
The biggest exception to this rule would be Mighty Mac. Since they're conjoined twins they have a set of legs each, making them the only narrow gauge engine to possess 8 legs. Plus all of their limbs are front legs with opposeable thumbs, another anomaly among engines in general.
Since this has been an unusually text heavy post for my blog, I shall leave you with two bonus (very rough) sketches:
Here we have James in a pinup-style pose (my brother's suggestion) as well as Thomas and Percy hanging out on a shed roof after somehow fining a way up there
Incorrect Ttte Quotes 28:
Carly: Hey guys, what romance movie are your favorites?
Salty: Arrggghhh! Titanic!
Porter: Princess Bride!
Big Mickey: Yeah, Princess Bride.
Cranky: Don't have any. What's yours?
Carly: *Breathes* Shrek.
AAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHHH THIS IS SO SWEET LIKE HELLO!?!?
EDWARD WANTING TO SAVE TOBY IS SO CUTEE AND TOBY STILL PRAISING HIM FOR DOING THAT EVEN AFTER IT'S REVEALED THAT TOBY ISN'T BEING TAKEN AWAY?!!?
I LOVE THEM SO MUCH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎
how about 💘?
📰- “Taking Toby”
Salty tells a story about saving a ship from being stolen to Edward and Duck. Later, Edward overhears some men talking about ‘taking’ Toby. He goes to warn the other engines, to no avail; and then goes to see Toby himself. He sees Toby leaving that night and is able to stop him, but it turns out that Toby was just going for a quick fix at the Works. Although it was a mistake, Toby praises him for wanting to save him.
Edward/Toby crumbs ftw!! 😭💙🤎
Dumb question ig, but are your monster engines limited to the rail tracks when they're,,, engines?
The monster engines aren't limited to rails as engines, plus they can twist and turn their bodies around to "steer" themselves but they are awkward and slower than they would be on rails. I just think it's funny to imagine engines just chilling off the rails and doing wacky shenanigans, like Salty climbing up Cranky like a weird giant caterpillar to tell him a long story.
*unpause* Edward, Rosie and thomas: ALRIGHT! *Zoom* *Gun fire as they get chased all around the yard*
Rosie: Eat lead losers! Thomas: May you're L's be many! *Yeets grenade* And you're bitches be few! Edward: What is with you're guy's weird catch phrases? Rosie: A bit of fun. *throws them all on top of a passing train that swiftly leaves the yard as Emily gets them to safty*
Edward: *Exhales* FINALLY!!!! We're safe! God, being trapped there for 1 month and a half was exhausting....
Thomas: Yeah, same here! Hey Emily, how long are we going to Salty's place?
Emily: Oh! About 43 minutes and so.
Rosie: Let's just hope that these bitches don't catch up to us.
At Salty's place.
Salty: Glad you made it Mateys!
Thomas: Sorry, we got held up.
Edward: Salty whatever booze you got, I'll take it.
Rosie: How about we not get drunk and go over the plan?
Emily: Also, since when did you became an alcoholic?
Edward: After the creator went on her vacation.
*Edward what did you say? :)*
Edward: Ah! Nothing!
*Good, because I'm going to kill you*
Edward: Well fuck.
Pirate Salty
Ahoy Matey!
Pride Month Salty and Porter 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
(I headcannon the both to be gay, and that, if the could, they would have a matelotage)
Pirate Salty 2.0 🏴☠️☠️
(I decided to do another pirate salty drawing)
Literally all the JBS engines, Henry, Toby, Edward, Salty, Porter, and Cranky.
I love them… SOOO F****ING MUCH 💕💕💕
hey ttteblr who do y’all kin please do tell
Salty on a ship
He’s the captain now
Mer-Salty
(Decided to do this for Mer-May)
*Second diesel works DND night*
Diesel 10: When I said take the goblins out I didn't mean ON A DATE!
Dennis: Shut up your not even worth the XP!
Diesel 10: *Takes 1d4 vicious mockery damage, Condition: Flabbergasted* Uh- bu- buti'mabbeg?
Dennis: A bbeg in the TUTORIAL FIGHT!
Diesel 10: *Takes 1d4 vicious mockery damage*
Diesel: Is he going to explode?
Salty: Well, I hope that he doesn't matey! I mean, that's even worse than the time I fought a group of sea krakens!
Phillip: Can I go home?....
*Everybody instantly start laughing and snorting as Diesel 10 has an expression of dismay*
Mavis: Okay, now look what you guys have done....
Diesel: GAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
BoCo: I think inviting Phillip to the Dieselworks was a bad idea....
That’s My Piratey Boi!!! ⭐️✨
Me and Him Both Love A Good Sea Shanty!!! ⭐️✨
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