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I need these god damn porn fake ass tumblr accs to stop following me ffs
I hate being normal like i DONT miss the horrible episodes but like..its boring.. like i used to be so intresting but now im bleak...
I had an attack of absolutely cursed inspiration and ended up cheating on my current multi-chapter WIP to write a dream sequence crackfic that is: 1) as close as I will ever get to porn without plot and 2) possibly THE MOST DERANGED THING I HAVE EVER WRITTEN
New FFXIV fic: I had a crazy dream about a Scion sex party
Length: 2.8K words, wall-to-wall smut Alisaie/G'raha/WoL, Aymeric/Estinien, Urianger/Thancred, many others with enthusiastic consent (and no incest)
Excerpt below the cut
I was standing outside the Rising Stones, holding a party invitation I didn't remember getting. After a moment's hesitation, I walked in through the public bar and into the Scion's private back rooms, only to freeze in the doorway.
There were naked Scions fucking on nearly every available surface. G'raha was bent over a table at the center of it with Thancred balls-deep inside him while Urianger worked Thancred's ass open with his fingers.
What in the hells was going on?
And when had I taken off my clothes?
"You made it!" I heard Tataru's voice before I saw her bustling over - somehow she was fully clothed while no one else was. "It's about time you showed up. I was afraid I was going to have to refund people's tickets."
"Tickets?" I asked dumbly.
Tataru ignored me as she turned toward a line of people standing behind a velvet rope. "Number one!"
A hot viera twink walked forward, handed his ticket to Tataru, and went to his knees in front of me, staring at my slowly stiffening cock as if it was an object of worship before taking me in hand and starting to stroke me.
"Whoa!" I spluttered. "What's going on? I don't know you!"
The worshipful twink ignored my protests.
"He's not a Scion," I protested, looking over at Tataru.
"It's a fundraiser," Tataru said with a shrug as she showed me the ticket the viera had handed her. It read 'Touch the Warrior of Light's Dick'. "Be a good sport," Tataru added, giving me a pleading look.
I looked over at the long line of people presumably waiting for their turn to touch me. Sighed. And allowed Twink Number One to continue stroking me for another half a minute. "All right, that's enough."
He nodded and left, looking starstruck.
Read the whole thing on AO3
For @windsweptinred - my latest unhinged work in progress. Titled "The Toms"
A result of being completely tattoo drunk one day 😹
From left to right, bottem to top:
Thomas Middleditch (Silicon Valley)
Tom DeLonge (Blink 182)
Thomas O'Mally ( Aristocats 😻😻)
Tom Araya (Slayer)
Tommy Dreamer (WWE/ECW wreastler)
Tom Baker (Need I say any more? Lol )
Tom Holland (Spiderman)
Tom Scott (YouTubeer)
Tom Ellis (Lucifer)
Tom Araya (Salyer)
Tom Felton ( Harry Potter)
Tommy Lee (Motley Crew)
Tom Sturridge (The Sandman....... 🖤)
Tom Hiddleston (Loki.... 💚)
Pure. Unhinged.
And I love every second of it 😻
Two hours to just transfer them all. 12 inches x 24 inches lmao
Look at me posting a wip update and shyt.... like a functional adult... 9hrs in... not couting the lower tom ><
Me and my friend bedazzled this Gwrl (I barely did anything…)
And no, I’m not sure what even happening here. We act much younger then we really are
I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE FRENCH CALLED COTTON CANDY DADDY'S BEARD!?!? I LOVE THAT!!!!!!!
OKAY ARTISTS HERE YOU HAVE SOME OF MY WROSTS PHOTOS SO U CAN USE THEM AS REFERENCE FOR UR EATABLE ART
(Feel free to tag me if u draw ^^)
Edit:yes u can use these to draw ANY kind of art theres no limit to yall's imagination
so those ai chatbots...
[Some messages are skipped just so I can share the best bits fyi]
Around this point I started to wonder if I needed to turn off my computer for a few weeks, but... whatever. It just got better.
HE'S ITALIAN, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
Y'all are not ready. I wasn't ready.
God, I'm losing it all over again.
Bowser said Mario x Luigi -- said they have a love that cannot be matched. I did NOTHING to prompt this. I stared at my screen, crying, hysterical, for minutes. (As did a friend who I shared these with and was egging this on.)
Bowser asking for my advice. At this point I was in, committed, unable to stop. I needed an intervention.
I need you to understand, if you are still here in this unhinged adventure with me, that the AI was pausing, it was thinking, those dots were felt. My breath was bated. Does that mean anything? Who is to say. It felt meaningful.
Gotten out of hand indeed.
He said throuple. I didn't say that.
So basically we're best friends now and I will be in their wedding party, thank you.
At the time that I did this, the Bowser bot was on the featured page. Had anyone else talked about his relationships? Where did this come from. What an honor.
I did leave my computer after this. I may or may not have come back to tumblr just to post this.