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Remember that one of the best yaoi in the world was made by a straight man who didn't even try to do it
And when he tried, it didn’t work (
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Thanks a lot to the people on Reddit who helped me find this interview and other cool facts about Narumitsu If you're interested, check out the comments on this post:
"I left work early for THIS?!"
Meanwhile, Callum's all like, "A heem heem heem whimper"
reblog and put in the tags the real reason you joined tumblr no matter how horrible or embarrassing it is
Endgame posed the possibility of a lot of fun dynamics I have to say
could y’all drop some comfort everlark fic recs? i'd love to hear what your faves are!
this guy will not stop using the Lord's name in vain
They are indeed (x2)!
Their custody battles mostly devolve into heavy weapons fueled screaming matches till dad Storvis’s New boy toy Inquisitor buddy comes to drag him away or the skits and Gali come to get CentipedeMech
Every arbites member who’s had to delegate their matches fears the time the emperor’s will calls upon them again to act as referee for the duo—
what if, through whatever means, after humanity destroys itself and is either replaced by a new species or aliens colonize earth, the only record of the Vietnam war is Twist and Shout? what then? will you be happy then?
Raven can not only tell which one's the BB, she squishes him anyway
Beast Boy’s powers would be so much funnier if he didn’t turn green. imagine u live in teen titans tower & one day there’s a pigeon sitting on the breakfast table. it’s probably just beast boy. probably. but it just sits there pecking at cereal and you’re left grappling w/ the suspicion that someone left the window open again
alien ! hyunjin
(psst..hyunjin has two dicks hehe)
-contains mature themes (breeding oopsies)
the first time you saw hyunjin, you could not believe he was part of this universe.
he was ethereal. and when you saw the way his cheeks lit up into a pale blue, you were sure of yourself. he had told you about himself. how he was an alien. finding it pretty easy to fit into our world.
when you first met him, you had no idea. all you thought was god mustve have sculpted him into such a fine piece. you fell in love with him after seeing him in his space attire.
nothing was different about him except for a few things.
like the way his body turned a pretty blue when he felt strong emotions. his irises would keep changing colour. it was hardly noticeable from afar.
there were also days when he'd be insatiable. longing for your touch. doing whatever he could do to stay close to you.
"sometimes i just need to stay close. my body experiences all the emotions you are feeling in that way. then i can understand you better"
he explained, fingers intertwined with yours while soft music played in the background. only the two of you in space.
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you whined, unable to move. the feeling of someone pressed up against your back. it took you a few seconds to properly wake up. you could feel his arm wrapped around your waist. pulling you against him.
was he asleep? when had he come back?
his breathing was jagged. and he shuffled around. his body heat radiating through your clothes. the one suit he was wearing was thick and padded.
"m' gonna pump you" he slurred. you made a questionable noise.
what was he mumbling on about.
"jinnie?" the boy stirred in his daze. choosing to mouth on the side of your neck. you trembled.
his tongue seemed hotter than usual and it had to have grown longer.
"j-jinnie?" you whispered, trying to turn your head around. he hummed, lightly sucking on the spot behind your ear. a strange noise leaving him. almost like he was purring loudly. sharp canines leaving pretty bruises.
"c-can i take you?" he mumbled, lifting his head up to look at you. your room was dimly lit so you could see the way his cheeks sparkled with blue stardust.
"huh?"
he sat up, gripping your thighs and pulling your hips towards him. lazily grinding against your covered core.
you gasped. he was hard. you could feel his dick through all those layers.
"need to fill you up" he blabbered, getting more into it. you noticed him have some self control. he stopped his actions.
"what's wrong?" you asked. slowly getting up.
"its that time of the year" you realised what he meant.
it was mating season. and during this time he had no control over himself. very little of himself remaining within.
"then do me" you reassured, watching his eyes flicker. you shook your head. ready for whatever came your way.
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"any liquid that exits my body is a strong aphrosidiac during this time. you'll be insatiable and so will i"
"and you're telling me this right now-"
you gasped as he messily kissed you. sucking on your tongue. he smiled before going lower.
tongue leaving a trail of pale blue spit against your exposed chest. he ran his tongue over your hardened nub, teasing you. a grin on his face. because he knew it would kick in anytime soon.
a wave of pleasure hitting you. squeezing your legs around his hips. throbbing around nothing.
you were dripping. copious amounts of slick leaking out of your pussy. he was getting you ready. to take him.
"f-fuck me p-please hyun-n"
you cried out, feeling absolutely broken apart. you didn't know why you were crying. your body aching for more. cunt desperately grinding against his covered thigh.
he pulled away, standing up and unzipping his suit. it fell to the floor.
"don't get scared, okay?"
there was uncertainty in his voice. but you didn't give a damn. all you needed was him. inside of you.
your eyes flying down to his crotch.
his dick. no... his dicks?!
"TWO?!?!?" you yelled, watching him stroke himself. the base looked particularly thick and girthy.
he moaned out loud, as he grew wetter. his precum dripping onto his suit that was pooled around his ankles.
you felt like you were ascending. pure need. you needed him in you. or you'd die. unknowingly you made grabby hands and hyunjin smiled, climbing onto the bed to sit between your legs.
"it won't fit, w-will it?" you wanted to cry. he ignored you.
instead pushing his head against your cunt. his wet muscle spreading your folds apart. you couldn't help but grind down on his tongue.
so long and wet. extending to reach that spongey spot.
"spread your legs for me" he let out a strange clicking sound. and you did.
going to the extent of arching your back and begging for him. In any other instance, you'd be embarassed with how you were acting. like a bitch in heat. there was a smug look on his face. you were preparing yourself for the pain.
"it won't hurt. you're absolutely under my control now darling" he reassured and then you realised why your body was following whatever he instructed. more slick leaked out of your empty cunt.
he inched closer, pressing into you. slowly until he lost self control, moving in one swift motion. throwing his head back, he cried out. a broken pornographic moan.
tears escaped your eyes at how deep he was. stretching your pussy apart with his both his dicks.
absentmindedly he began rocking his hips. you whined, arms flailing around. running up his stomach and onto his chest. he was flushed. a sparkly blue aura around him.
he looked back down, looking at you with such intensity, you thought you'd melt into the mattress. his eyes half lidded.
"who does this filthy cunt belong to?" he asked, tilting his head.
"y-you"
"and these pretty little tits?" he looked so hot. eyebrows furrowed as he waited for your response.
"you. only you. i'm y-yours"
"aamh-hnngn" you arched your back, thighs quivering around his waist.
he had hooked his thumb into your cunt. making the slide inside even tighter and ten times more pleasurable.
"spit in my mouth please pl-ease"
he chuckled, holding your mouth open with his other hand and spitting. his spit mixing with the drool on the corner of your lips.
"good girl" he praised as you swallowed. choking at how his thumb in your cunt added to the feeling.
undoubtedly you came on the stop.
"feels good, doesn't it?" you nodded, sobbing as he thrusted. reaching a spot you never knew existed. sparks of ecstasy rushing through you.
"making both my dicks even wetter. such a kind heart you have" hyunjin moaned out. drooling as your cum seeped out of your cunt onto the bed and on him.
"you'll let me breed you, won't you" you shook your head.
remembering how he had told you that he couldn't get you pregnant. maybe if he actually really really tried then there was a 50 percent chance. and the best thing was that you didn't have to worry about protection.
"pleaseee p-please plea-"
"m' gonna fuck my babies into you." he stated, gripping your waist to hold you down as you squirmed. the pleasure overtaking you.
"have you crying over both my dicks hnnngh-" he mewled. hips faltering as you clenched down on him.
"gonna fill you up with all my cum. till its leaking out of you for days."
"needy fucking cunt. waiting to be bred"
he exclaimed, pressing a large hand on your lower abdomen. a bulge forming there with just how deep he was. burying himself in there.
you whimpered upon noticing how his dick was glowing. a neon blue colour. so bright you could see it on your lower stomach as he went in and out.
"ready, baby?"
you writhed as he slid his hand up. fondling your tits. tongue harshly sucking and nipping at your nipples.
"god, you'd be the perfect mate." your heart warming at how his tone grew softer. you could feel and see how strong his emotions were. his skin sparkling and eyes twinkling.
his thrusts growing faster and more rough. body jerking and spasming as his orgasm was building up. you managed to utter out a few words.
words that would fuel him and make him bend you backwards.
"want y-your e-eggs in me. breed me h-hyunnie"
he groaned loudly. pressing his hips against you. buried so deep in you, you swear he was up your throat.
his cum filling you up. there was so much of it. you swear you'd get pregnant in one go, with how heavy his load was.
"k-keep it all in p-please" he whined, lazily thrusting into you. his cum overflowing out. your eyes rolling back at how warm your insides felt.
his cum staining your thighs as he pulled out. stroking himself over your stomach as more seeped out.
it was so pretty. baby blue thick substance.
"look im all the way up here"
you marvelled at the small bulge just above your pelvic bone.
you were literally bred. his cum fucked into you. and he made sure to do it right.
within a few minutes, you felt yourself get wetter. a strong heat growing within you. pussy glistening.
practically displaying your heat for him. luring him in. his eyes glued onto how your cunt gaped.
"m-more n-need it" you begged, spreading your legs even wider. hissing at how much your pussy ached for his dicks. welcoming him back home.
to carve himself into you.
"oh, my darling...well i did mention that my spit and cum acts like an aphrosidiac"
"so we're not done until i say so."
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did not expect myself to write so much but i got carried away cuz hyunjin + two dicks + breeding ¿??;!!!=×
Being with someone and acting like a big silly dork and seeing their smile and knowing that they love you for it is the best feeling in the world
