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imagine: you get your memories back after years of amnesia to find out your whole species is dead and earth doesn’t exist anymore. that the only thing left of your culture is your weird ex and his busted honda civic that barely even works that he stole from the government when he was 13. And he’s been taking members of an alien species for trips in his honda civic and they’re all like “woah it’s so cool” and you get upset because it’s NOT COOL it’s a honda civic, the turn signals don’t even work “wow it can go up hills” yeah OF COURSE IT CAN GO UP HILLS EVERY CAR COULD DO THAT. but they’ve never seen a car before so everything it does is the coolest thing ever. And your ex’s only tool is a fucking screwdriver which is somehow also cool to this dumbass alien species even though it’s a fucking screwdriver so you just look like an idiot screaming about how none of this is even cool it’s actually really shitty but your whole planet is gone so you can’t even prove it but also you’ve had a constant drumming sounding in your head since you were 10 slowly driving you insane. I would become evil too.


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1 year ago
X (formerly Twitter)
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God! I wish that were me!


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8 years ago

i only live for paul mccartney’s candids why he do this to me (((i love it anyways)))


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1 year ago
Time Is Running Out Make A Move!

“Time is running out… make a move!”

Heh.. I guess you could say…. he’s drowning in his own tho- *I am forcibly removed from the stage and thrown into the Abyss*

I tried out a bunch of new things with this one… I’m really happy with how it turned out :)

Kinda wish it could flash to the beat though…

Clicky wicky (pink bastard) belongs to @brightgoat ! And there’s a veeeeery brief appearance of @e40536 ‘s Link (green) in there as well! Next art will be an actual browser history post… two browser doodles in a month (hopefully) guys… I’m on a roll!!!

Individual frames under the cut for your viewing pleasure (and because I had to kill the gif quality a little to make it fit in the post)

Time Is Running Out Make A Move!
Time Is Running Out Make A Move!
Time Is Running Out Make A Move!
Time Is Running Out Make A Move!
Time Is Running Out Make A Move!
Time Is Running Out Make A Move!
Time Is Running Out Make A Move!
Time Is Running Out Make A Move!
Time Is Running Out Make A Move!

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8 years ago

How I cope

I hide the way I feel with the clothes I wear. I’m tired, and hurt, and broken, and just so so so done. With everything. I feel like shit, and I know I’m just pretending because nothing’s actually wrong and I have no reason to feel this way. So I hide it behind cute dresses and fancy outfits. That way, when people look at me, they’ll think I’m out together and normal. Maybe if I can convince them, I can convince myself.


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11 months ago

seriously if someone finds or writes any kind of the winter soldier x reader either angst or just reader helping him etc just for gods sake pls just pls i’m begging you tag me or let me know idk and idc how just pls do it. i need it like water 😭🙏🏻


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2 years ago
Made Some Sexyman Descendants Lmao

Made some sexyman descendants lmao

Meet Chandler, Wrenly, and Janice, my descendants of King Dice, the Warden, and Jeff the Killer

Damn sorry the quality sucks 💀💀💀


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11 months ago

This will be the advertising for DMC: Peak of combat

maxbuild - Ze drawing is not as rewarding as ze shitposting!

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1 year ago
There Is No Right Or Wrong

There Is No Right Or Wrong

Read More Deepak Chopra


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9 years ago

Hi people of all of tumblr

im going to try to make blog about stuff.

i have monstrous grammar,mind,and...third thing

so, judge me i dont care(im serious)

so welcome hi,good moring,good afternoon,good night,and happy  whatever day it is 


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11 months ago

i’m so fucking happy for you and your northern lights no i’m being serious congratulations man that’s awesome you really (clenching my fist so hard my bones creak) deserve it


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11 months ago

ngl I’m really proud of this for no reason LMAO


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1 year ago
How Does Tumblr Feel About Primrose
How Does Tumblr Feel About Primrose
How Does Tumblr Feel About Primrose

How does tumblr feel about Primrose

(edit: some folks are asking if this is taxidermy. This is a real living dog, I promise)


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1 year ago

[grabs your shoulders and shakes you] something being widely accepted fanon does not actually make it "basically canon" and it doesn't mean people who don't incorporate it into their fics or acknowledge it are doing something wrong


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