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“There is a bus scheduled to arrive every 15 minutes” is probably the biggest lie ever told

‼️SPOILER They do it on purpose, don't they? 😭

The pain I’m experiencing right now because they haven’t told Sam nook that Tommys dead in fear that he won’t take it well I’m -

SOBBING

*dives into water after my compatriot*

*drags their body ashore*

*sees they are unconscious*

Any logical human being and some animals: *starts chest compressions and CPR, checks for pulse, repeats*

Me if I were in a movie: *cries atop my totally saveable friend’s body, assuming they’re dead*

cause why am i used / expecting a hundred episodes per season with at least 3 arcs + plus arch inbetween each one + at least half of the season being a bunch of friends fucking around and finding out with no actually consequences 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

i want my family back bro 😭😭😭😭 stop doing this to me weeee heart 💔

NANAMI. FUCKING DIES?!?!?!???!!??! WHAT THE FUUUCCCCKCKKKKKKK IS WRONG WHYYYY ARE THEY KILLING EVERYBODY I FEEL LIKE WE BARELY GOT TO KNOW THEM WHAT THE HELLL WHY ARE U SOING THIS TO ME NOT NANAMIN HES NEVER COMING BACK NOW WHAT THE FUCCCKCKKCKCKCKCKCKCKCKKC I GONNA KMS MYSLEFFF FUCK YOUUU MAHITO WHEN I CATCH YOU OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH GGRRGRGEGGR HE GRR AGAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

im going to fucking kill my fyp on tiktok i swear to god its gonna get me kicked out because WHATS WITH THE ELLIE AUDIOS??? i open the fucking app and what should i fucking hear but “take it like a good fucking girl” EXCUSE ME??? I AM APPROXIMATELY 5 FEET AWAY FROM MY MOM WHAT THE FUCK. “youre gonna stay quiet for me or-“ SHUT UP. SHUT THE FUCK UP. STOP. STOPP. PLEASE??? anyways i favorite them every time <33

can ao3 add a messaging system so I can violently berate the next person who makes a point of publicly bookmarking something just to shit on it

Adorable

I literally cannot get this sleeping yautja off my mind. He looks like a cat laying like that

Look, I’m not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I’ve been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock. Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man’s man, too–big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn’t seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is. Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my cock? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don’t recall the phrase, “Suck my cock” entering the conversation, and I don’t have a sign around my neck that reads, “Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock.” I’ve got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my cock, then I’ve got a real problem. FULL STORY