Why Must I Suffer - Tumblr Posts
i should be lying on kento's chest right now with his fingers running up and down my back while he tells me about his day😭
Season 4 of The Umbrella Academy got me like
I'm a repeat-offender when it comes to putting sriracha on my sandwiches, after having bit my lips all day up until the point of eating said sandwiches.
Every time, without fail, agony ensues
I’m longing for my vacation like the way a movie character stares out a window longingly while it rains outside
I can't feel my pinky, but I'd rather die than wake up my cat
Working a register rn when my usual set of things i do are playing Minecraft and blogging abt whatever strikes my fancy. I’m deeply rusty on human skills, fully out of my depth and drowning glub glub.
You won't believe this, but the Food Theory intro.
QUICK. RB THIS WITH THE FIRST SONG LYRIC THAT COMES TO YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU SEE THIS POST. THAT IS AN ORDER
LITERALLY ME
KAL EXAM HAI KUCH NHI AATA, SOMEONE HELP!!
Kehndi hundi si , physics pass krade
Physics ni psnd menu , physics pass krade
I am going to curse your bloodline for this. A thousand hexes, a million spells. Your ancestors and descendants will know no rest. Even your cousin’s, your sibling’s, your aunts and uncles, everyone related to you in blood and soul will be cursed forevermore. There will be no respite. There will be no mercy. Every misfortune possible will befall you and your kin save for the release of death, in fact you will all live strangely long lives then die in cruel unusual ways. The suffering you have caused me will be reflected on each and every one of your kin a thousand times over for your transgression. Your crimes will never be forgotten, in fact, I will do all I can to remain alive and cause further misfortune and, in the event that I die, I will return from the dead as a spirit to torment your kin. And if the gods will not allow me to return then I shall deal with the devils to do so. Nothing will stop what you deserve. And once you reach the hells your punishment will be to live out every misfortune of your kin forevermore. Your bloodline will continue as long as humanity will last and then some more. You will be the last remnant of humanity and you will feel all of the pain that comes with it. A trillion stubbed toes, a billion twisted genitals. You will witness every horror, every atrocity and the curses will keep the wounds on your mind fresh, never allowing for you to become numb to the pain. I will be merciful to your kin in the fact that they will not be forced into the hells but that is the only mercy I shall show you. You will witness all of the pain that has been prepared for mankind, and then even more. You will know no rest, for there is no rest for those as wicked as yourself. You were granted the ability to speak, to communicate, and you use this to curse my mind with this knowledge, this horrible, horrible knowledge and my mind will be ever changed by this. Your crimes will not be forgotten.
Sorry to be horny on main but I need to motorboat somebody's fat ass.
Shadow houndour
being a trans man to me is having a gender crisis every day. Do I want to be a scary heavy metal buff 6ft tall man that plays guitar in a cool band and wears stompy boots, spikes and black clothes? Or do I want to be a soft little puppy boy that lays on the floor and gets patted on the head? BRO IDK WHAT THE HECK MAN I JUST WANNA BE A MAN WHY IS THIS SO HAAAARD
Everything I love has shitty (horrible, tasteless, doesn’t know a good show/movie if it hit them in the face) management canceling and turning it away 😔💔
I hate Warner brothers AND Nickelodeon with a passion- SPONGEBOB IS DYING LET IT DIE AND ACTUALLY LET YOUR OTHER SHOWS THRIVE!! And Warner brothers? We all know what they did.
When you get a lil too excited to execute a prank that you end up executing a kid instead
Sneak peek to the third chapter of my AO3 Linked universe fanfic
A doodle to help me cope with the fionna and cake series ending
i have to go to this "camping event" which is just me having to stay on school grounds from 6:40 pm to 6:00 AM, and i know that its super boring since i went last year but its mandatory!
shkcbasdhavb I’M JUST TRYING TO SPREAD A POSITIVE MESSAGE TUMBLR, I DON’T WANT TO WRITE ABOUT WHAT I WAS DOING AT THE TIME, YOU FBI AGENTS!