Ponk: ...I Never Really Understood How Those...horns Can Even Hurt Someone...I Mean...we Have Here Shields

Ponk: ...I never really understood how those...horns can even hurt someone...I mean...we have here shields and...swords...

Quackity: Believe me. You shouldn't underestimate the way sheep hybrids work....I once asked Schlatt if those horns are simply for decoration....after that he headbutted my shoulder....and dislocated it....hurt like hell....and he said that he didn't even do it with the full force...because he didn't take enough place for the chasing...that was the day where I learned to not challenge a ram hybrid......and that I fell in love with one~

Schlatt telling the same story later

Schlatt: This was the day where I found out that Quackity is a masochist---

*gentle bite*

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Hello my guys, gals and nonbinary pals! Just wanted to warn you all that I will need a little break because of my mental health. No need to worry, I will back soon, hopefully with more strength and the motivation to create more Schlackity content for you all!

I already have some lil ideas but like I said, I need a break.

I hope that you all stay safe!

Remember to take a good care of yourself and if anyone ever needs to talk or vent about something, my DMs are open for that.

If you ask me "How much do you like DadSchlatt"....I will say "yes".

Like...Schlatt being Tubbos dad, who tries his best? Yes.

Schlatt who adopts Tommy or Fundy or both? Yes.

Him adopting Purpled? Sign me up!

Schlatt looking at Technoblade and being like "Piglin hybrid with voices in his head and some weird obsession with blood? I have to adopt them." YES, GIVE ME MORE OF THAT.

I don't take criticism. He is a dad.

Would like to repost, since I cant pay for anything but would like to at least give...more "awareness"?

This person is an awesome writer!

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You know those detail about a partner or close friend that you seem to remember forever? Like...they are small and for some they might be meaningless but you remember it like it means the world?

I think Q would also have something like that with Schlatt, even after the rams death.

Like, he would still sleep with closed curtains because Schlatt always complained at the bright sunlight at the morning or would just be paranoid that someone might be watching. Whenever the curtains stay open, the duck hybrid would have Schlatts phrase about "Turn it off, will ya, pumpkin?" pop up in his head.

The duck hybrid still sorts out all caramel sweets because Schlatt used to like them.

At the beginning of "living alone", he actually still made two cups of coffee in the morning, remembering to make the second without milk and sugar because Schlatt needed some strong black coffee to wake up.

He would turn on the radio if its playing country songs because Schlatt used to like them for some reason.

Quackity would still keep salt to his right because Schlatt always sat to his right and would complain that there is not enough salt in something.