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Purpled and Ponk
{I wonder are they still friends Cannonically? }
Rating dsmp characters based on how good I think their hugs would be bc I'm bored
alivebur: 4/10 will go on a crazy ramble, and he's very cold. the evil laugh is on point tho, and pretty good squeeze
Ghostbur: 9/10 he would just act like i'm the best. i like those hugs. he's cold though, and the blue would be hard to clean up :/
Philza: 10/10 dad hugs. and wings. great mix. and he's fucking Philza Minecraft
Techno: 5/10 he wouldn't hug back at first, but once he does it's warm. but the hugs are always too short and he barely even sqeezes.
Tommy: 6/10 this child will stab you. other than that, pretty solid hug.
Tubbo: 7/10 this child won't stab you. but he will make a vague threat. he seems warm though, and he would do the lil squeeze
Ranboo: 9/10 he tall. and he is a dad and a lesbian. dads and lesbians give the best hugs. he has a tail too, and it'll probably wrap around hug receiver. good hug :) he might have an existential crisis mid-hug tho :(
Karl: 10/10 have you seen this man? he would give the best hugs. like, hug tight with one hand and the other in hair. aaaaaaaaaaaa cold hands, tho
Sappitus Nappitus: 8/10 so fjucking warm. prolly head on top of head too. sometimes he might get exited and light on fire though
Quack man: 6/10 just... long hug. long hugs are good. he might propose a weird gamble thingy though
Dream: 1/10 will blackmail you/steal your prized possessions/speedrun your funeral. pretty warm though
Niki: 10/10 she's warm, she smells like bread, and she will mess with the hair
Puffy: 10/10 mom hugs. she smells like the ocean, and rocks back and forth like she's rocking a baby. wait i want c!Puffy as a mom-
Foolish: 9/10 this 24 foot motherfucker could carry me like a baby. the initial lift would be terrifying, but i would feel like baby, so it would be worth it
Eret: 9/10 she would do the thing where she wraps his arms around you. and does the squeezy. but will step on the feet every time without fail
BBH: 2/10 will try to bring you into his weird egg cult. but dad vibes
Antfrost: 5/10 kitty but egg. but tall and could carry me like baby. but i would need to join egg cult... time to be mind controlled ig
Ponk: 9/10 he gives off the vibes
Sam: ?/10 he's a bit of a wild card, he would give good hugs, but at the same time, look at what happened to Ponk
Skeppy: 1/10 he's 2'2. and made out of diamond. so it would feel like hugging a sharp, cold, hard stuffed animal.
Hannah: 10/10 scary flower lady gives off the vibes. idk why
ok cool i'm done
You know what makes me sad? That there isn't enough fluff content about Schlatt and Quackity. I am really upset about it. Yeah, they had pretty toxic moments...but there were good ones. It's hard to tell which were canon, but there were some where they are really adorable together.
Honestly. Even after Sam cut Ponks hand of, there are still very wholesome fanarts of those two or redemption fanfics for Sam and I don't judge this! I don't! This is awesome. I just wish there would be more nice content with the "capitalism duo" or "pumpkin duo", I think there aren't many names for them...but still...
I am so upset that in a couple of minutes or hours I will post a sad headcanon/AU with Schlatt, which I usually don't do.
Ponk: ...I never really understood how those...horns can even hurt someone...I mean...we have here shields and...swords...
Quackity: Believe me. You shouldn't underestimate the way sheep hybrids work....I once asked Schlatt if those horns are simply for decoration....after that he headbutted my shoulder....and dislocated it....hurt like hell....and he said that he didn't even do it with the full force...because he didn't take enough place for the chasing...that was the day where I learned to not challenge a ram hybrid......and that I fell in love with one~
Schlatt telling the same story later
Schlatt: This was the day where I found out that Quackity is a masochist---
op’s don’t fight please 😔❤️
Sam as a young creeper prince au pOg???
AYOOO NEW FAM HEADCANON MWAH 🌷
Yes the ages are made up strictly for the au if you have any concern
my Instagram hates me now but it was worth it as they were Ponk rolled :')
Damn Tumblr decided to limit number of videos to 1 per post so that’s sad, anyway play Able Sisters while reading
HANNAH SUPREMACY 😌🙏🏻
Remember when I said Tommy has the utmost absolute respect towards women
yea
Instagram just made me sob heavily today, getting my acc 30k followers and I got soft 🥺 but here’s awesamponk!!!
And Red Banquet theme!!! I’m excited!!!
Song: Desire by Jeremy Zucker
No-words versions under the cut!
Ok so like... This is just general DSMP but thanks to an interaction I had on Discord I now have the mental image of Punz and Ponk headbutting each other as a sign of platonic affection. I was wondering if you were willing to do something with this? If not I understand! Have a good week regardless :>
this is what I saw as fast as I saw your question I hope you don’t mind the shitpost quality jdjdjdj
people screamed at me (again) for mentioning the groom and not showing him in this part so here is your sexy groom and so much more
They are all one, big, happy family. Just like Dream wanted:)
I hope you liked it! This took so long to do!