I've Been Reading More Fanfic Instead Of Writing Lately And I Have Just Come Across The Saddest Most

I've been reading more fanfic instead of writing lately and I have just come across the saddest most gut-wrenching shit I've ever read

He ended up staying awake to binge one of the five seasons and told Freelancer to tell his professor he was sick so he could sleep the whole day (which, as you might have already assumed, did not work out very well because, yk, demon and all that, but it was worth a try).

Redacted rare pairs I would kill for:

Darlin' x Doc (platonically with a lot of things us mortals would not consider platonic)

Morgan x Geordi (romantically)

Porter x Bright Eyes ("fuck everything [and you maybe unhhh]" buddies)

Sam x Gavin (Gavin was Sam's bisexual awakening and I will fight you over this)

Vincent x Sweetheart x Lovely (romantically) (Milo optional)

Based on totally not real events

I mean-

depending on how you see it they are getting off on each other so they're doing exactly what you asked

SEMI-NSFW

Why are Darlin and Sam never fucking in their own bed?!

In theirs first BA, I’m pretty sure they had sex on the couch because before all the spicy stuff Sam said he wanted to sit down and hold Darlin

In the second BA they were also on the couch

Third BA they were at a hotel cause they were on a trip with the pack

And in the latest one they just fucked in the forest!

YALL HORNY ASSES NEED TO SLOW DOWN

Just be pouncing on each other

They need heat suppressants or something!

GET OFF EACH OTHER FOR FIVE SECONDS!

Timothy the spider has invaded your ask box 🕷️

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Hello Timothy (not afraid of spiders) how did you get in here? (Totally not scared of spiders) Please get into this cup ;~;