Lucifer: Who The Fuck Took My Demonus I Just Wanna Talk

Lucifer: who the fuck took my demonus i just wanna talk

the brothers knowing that whoever did is fucking dead:

MC: it was me.

Lucifer: what.

MC: it was me.

Lucifer: why??? you literally can’t even get drunk off it????

MC: it tastes like capri sun and i miss it you whore

Lucifer: what the fuck is a capri sun

Lucifer: you can’t just tell Diavolo that your ‘tiny human body is about to give out from stress’ every time you don’t want to do something

Lucifer: he came to me crying yesterday thinking he killed you because you said you were dying when he didn’t give you the last of his pastries

MC: i can feel my soul slipping away it will only stay if you give me 300k in cash 🫡

After the initial shock and sadness of the brothers realizing that MC will die one day; I think i’d be funny if MC jokes about and and uses it as leverage occasionally.

Lucifer: MC your grades are horrible you need to work on the assignments that have been given to you

MC: i’m going to die one day and you’re going to be sad about all of the times i could have been happy and yet you made me do schoolwork instead

Like MC being an absolute menace would be so fucking funny to me

satan: i hate stupidity

MC: do you think god approves of tampons

satan, taking his shirt off: you fucking idiot

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1. Are you named after someone?

nope ! chose my own name and it’s based on space :))

2. When was the last time you cried?

actually today bc i finished lesson twenty in the car and i got emotional over the games progress im so proud of the devs AND my meows ☹️🫶

3. Do you have kids?

no !

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

not A LOT but id say i use a regular amount of it in my day to day life ?

5. What sports do/have you play(ed)?

ive never actually joined a sports team but i used to swim if that counts?? im not athletic lol

6. Whats the first thing you notice about someone?

how they act! like how they treat their friends and their general demeanor and things

7. Scary endings or happy endings?

honestly depends but if we’re talking about my main fandom (hint: pfp) then it better be happy 🔫😐

8. Do you have any special talents?

im double jointed and can do this weird thing with my fingers and hands that creeps most people out

9. Where were you born?

from the water of the womb 🏫

10. What are your hobbies?

this question is the bane of my existence aaaa um reading writing drawing journaling and obsessing over fictional men ig???

11. Do you have any pets?

yes ! :))

12. How tall are you?

i am a perfectly respectable height never ask me this question again.

13. Favorite subject in school?

english or my specialty class !

14. Dream job?

I PROMISE IM NOT COPYING YOU SAM but it’s also to be a writer or something animal related 😭 specifically avian (bird) related if i get the chance :D

15. What color are your eyes?

hazel

Tagging: anyone who wants to ! 💕

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1. Are you named after someone?

Yep, the main character of the book my mother was reading right before I was born

2. When was the last time you cried?

Got teary eyed yesterday because I was reading something sad but genuinely full on ugly sobbing cried while watching Nimona a couple weeks ago

3. Do you have kids?

No

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Not a lot, but I do use it irl occasionally

5. What sports do/have you played?

While in school: Basketball, netball, badminton, cricket... does swimming also count?

Since I lose interest in things very easily, I usually jump from sport to sport

6. What's the first thing you notice about someone?

Their posture/surrounding. Like how they're standing/sitting and who they're with/how they talk to other people - aka if they seem approachable

7. Scary endings or happy endings?

Happy!

8. Do you have any special talents?

Ummm I wouldn't call it a special talent but

I think I'm pretty good at making things? I've made art & craft esque things as decorations and props for events

9. Where were you born?

Melbourne

10. What are your hobbies?

Remember how I said I have a hard time keeping my attention on one thing? My hobbies rapidly change depending on....nothing really....just whatever catches my attention. So far that has included:

Writing, reading, feather collecting, photography, coin collecting, card making, knitting, macrame art, drawing/designing posters, clothes and other things, baking, puzzles, those mechanical kits for kids where you're supposed to make different vehicles and furniture, origami, definitely feel like i'm forgetting some

11. Do you have any pets?

Yup!

12. How tall are you?

Somewhere between 5'5" and 5'6"

13. Favourite subject in school?

Psychology

14. What's your dream job?

Anything animal related or to be a writer or one of those people who travel around the world eating food and getting filmed🤔 none of those are happening though

15. What colour are your eyes?

Dark brown

If y'all wanna? No pressure though! @sansarawheelvictim @yourboyhack @munchkinfox-the-deviant-fox @anintrovertedechoe @radnewspaperroom and anyone else who wants to🩷🐸

belphie: im not helping you with the dishes do it urself

MC:

MC: hey belph do you remember-

belphie: dont-

MC: remember the time you killed me after i freed you from ur attic prison and then u laughed over my corpse?. bc i do.

belphie:

belphie: okay jfc ill help you with the fucking dishes

Im hoping (and theorizing) this ends up with a pact too !

It’s the perfect setup and i wonder if MC will get part of their magical power back from it

I think the reason why Sol and MC’s magic is fading is because they’re getting more and more removed from the OG timeline like they mentioned, and because of that their PACT MAGIC is weakening. That’s also probably why the pacts are weaker with their commands.

Im curious as to how it’ll go down with everyone, and I’m REALLY hoping the Solomon and the Attic TM thing will be explained this season.

Also wack scenario but what if as MC is leaving they find out the truth about them being from the future and the brothers from the NB timeline see the brothers from the OG timeline or something. it won’t happen but it’s interesting to think about

Me: Mammon would NEVER do that

Me: oh......mammon really would never do that

MC's losing their magic? Mammon's Greed is turned up unusually high (never before seen high) it's started taking over his actual personality? Anyway watch this end with them making a pact