Hey What The Fuck

hey what the fuck

don’t be a coward. choose both.

writing fanfiction is wild. i could make these two characters do anything. i could make them get married rn. the possibilities are endless

MC: thanks for the crow keychain mams i love it :))

mammon, frantic and embarrassed: what are you talking about i didn’t give you anything (lie)

MC: it has your scent on it and the note said ‘the great mammon has bestowed a gift upon you. enjoy it, human.’ what do u have to say abt that

mammon:

mammon: nuh uh

When Mammon saves up enough money he buys little trinkets that magically appear on your desk. He tries to deny it at first but gives in at the end.

Levi: im such a loser ygs :(

the brothers: yeah you are lol

a random demon: honestly yeah

the brothers:

the brothers:(insert angry demon noises)

MC: who the fuck took my capri sun i just wanna talk

the brothers knowing that whoever did is fucking dead:

Lucifer: it was me.

MC: what.

Lucifer: it was me

MC: …why.

Lucifer, clearing his throat (with a little smirky smirk on his face): it tastes like demonus and i miss it, you whore.

MC, squinting: well fucking played, bitch.

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based off this post right here!

btw Lucifer planned tbh is out for months like the nerd he is, everyone laugh at the old man (affectionate)

Lucifer: you can’t just tell Diavolo that your ‘tiny human body is about to give out from stress’ every time you don’t want to do something

Lucifer: he came to me crying yesterday thinking he killed you because you said you were dying when he didn’t give you the last of his pastries

MC: i can feel my soul slipping away it will only stay if you give me 300k in cash 🫡

After the initial shock and sadness of the brothers realizing that MC will die one day; I think i’d be funny if MC jokes about and and uses it as leverage occasionally.

Lucifer: MC your grades are horrible you need to work on the assignments that have been given to you

MC: i’m going to die one day and you’re going to be sad about all of the times i could have been happy and yet you made me do schoolwork instead

Like MC being an absolute menace would be so fucking funny to me