The Lovely And Amazing @jelli-jack Made Me A K2 Playlist And Added The Song 'Hell No' By Ingrid Michaelson

The lovely and amazing @jelli-jack made me a K2 playlist and added the song 'Hell No' by Ingrid Michaelson and,,,, well, I got inspired?

I FORGOT TO ADD MY RESPONSE TO THIS OH FRICK

(I'm sorry it's late, I thought I added it already D:)

I’ve had this headcanon for awhile and I decided to make a doodle with it, now that ’m postin’ it!

Essentially: Whenever Kenny gets embarrassed or fucks up in front of someone (especially his crush, whoever it may be at the time) he’ll just,,,, step into the middle of the road and get hit by a bus, jump into a river and drown, or pull out a gun and off himself (etc, etc,,).

He does it so that 1: They’ll hopefully forget it ever happened (or that he was ever there in general so he couldn’t embarrass himself) and-

2: So that he doesn’t have to deal with the aftermath of being teased for it, he can just yeet to four days later.

I see your long-haired Kenny and raise u unfazed Butters. (Sorry, Bunny makes me soft). I can't imagine Butters teasing Kenny but he's so vocal about liking his hair and is just so innocently Butters that Kenny can't really utilise his long hair power over him. If anything Butters has Kenny wrapped around HIS finger with his genuine compliments and unprompted affection.

OH!!!! OH Y E S!

(I love Bunny too, you're okay!)

After he gets a short hair cut, Butters offers Kenny a wig.

Why? Because Butters admires Kenny, and how much courage it must take to walk around with such long hair, knowing he'll get bullied. (Butters is a little jealous, but mostly in awe.)

(Also, I imagine Butters would have one or two wings after the Marjorine debacle. Because then he can play dress up more accurately, but also he would be great at going undercover for dumb missions with Cartman. It would definitely happen.)

Anyways, Butters teaches Kenny how to properly put on a wig. They mess around with make up for a bit, starting out serious and slowly descending into drastically bright colors that make them look like idiots.

They giggle about it while they pick out nail polish, and Butters takes lots of pictures (that he promises to send to Kenny. Kenny decides not to mention he doesn't have a phone.)

Do you have any other headcanons?

I Have So Many

I usually forget them before I write them down though! :(

But!

Kenny is often teased for having longer hair. He likes it longer, and it's cheaper to just not cut it (or have Kevin cut it, which is why I also headcanon thar his hair is choppy/lopsided).

It starts to get on his nerves that the others won't let him be, and he does get a hair cut. And it is H o r r i b l e.

His hair is too short now, and it looks weird and n o t like Kenny. When the others realize he's cut it, they question him, "Why?" "You looked nice with longer hair," "Short hair just looks... wrong on you,"

Kenny realizes they weren't making fun of him liking his hair long. They were teasing him because they liked him with long hair... and they might be kind of crushing on him, and all of them are in denial.

Anyways, he weaponizes this in the future when his hair grows out again :3

The others dont even realize he has them wrapped around his little finger and Kenny loves it.

This is more of an au than a headcanon, but it's the one I've been thinking about most recently! I'll post more as I think of them, I'm so glad y'all are interested in my headcanons at all ; ^ ;

You are really just s o sweET AND EVERY TIME I NOTICE YOU'VE POSTED SOMETHING IT'S ALWAYS DARK AND ALL I HAVE ARE PE N S

@asteraes-aster

The rest of my drawings from the april fools update! I know I coulda put them in one post, but I'm not very proud of these ones so 1) dont want them associated with the other and 2) I dunno, I didn't think this through actually-