AU Where Peter And Michelle Get Married But They Don't Get Married And Michelle Throws Avocados At Everyone.

AU where Peter and Michelle get married but they don't get married and Michelle throws avocados at everyone.

Bonus:

Shaun, from afar: [gags because ew, pickles]

Claire: [Struggling to open a jar of pickles]

Morgan: Haha, Claire can't open the jar of pickles-

Claire: I'll shove it in your face, Reznick.

Claire: [Struggling to open a jar of pickles]

Morgan: Haha, Claire can't open the jar of pickles-

Claire: I'll shove it in your face, Reznick.

Spideychelle WIP

Snuggling into his side, Michelle let out a light sigh of contentment. Peter was safe, he wasn't hurt, and he was by her side… that's all Mj needed, reassurance. 

Nothing could even come close to being better than these nights. Wrapped up in each other's arms, warm and relaxed. Nothing was bothering Peter, not even Michelle's little stray hairs that tickled his neck. 

It was cliche, soft and sappy, Michelle would never admit it. She never wanted to be one of those clingy couples you see eating each other's faces off in public. Of course, they were still new to the whole PDA thing, especially in public. But her heart couldn't go a full day without seeing his face and that made her worry. 

OMFG IT'S SO GOOD WHAT THE SHIT?!?!? THANK YOU, FLVFFY!!!!

Darcy Lewis

For @beanzykin

Yet I'm still simping for her

Morgan doesn't really get better, does she? She's unbearable.