Mj X Peter - Tumblr Posts
This is Peter and MJ:
The BF is peter parker. The GF gives me MJ vibes.
yall get ur bfs video games, and I get mine Legos😂
They also give Mary Jane's GF a comics too.
They'll give anyone a comic.
Michelle using book slang with Peter,
Michelle: Wanna chapter 55?
Peter:
Peter, softly: What?
Michelle: nvm
Ned: You told Y/N you're spiderman but I had to find out?
Peter: Don't be shocked-
Mj and Y/N, mumbling: When you're history book mentions me...
Mj:
Y/N:
Peter: What?
Ned: where have I heard that?
*Mj and Y/N look at each other*
Simultaneously: YOU TOO!?
I can't explain how much I want autistic!Michelle Jones x ADHD!Peter Parker...
Runner up on my ADHD Michelle Jones:
Mj: depression?
Mj: this isn't my depression
Mj: this is just my ADHD.
Mj: Y'know, it makes me forgetful
Mj: I just-
Mj: like, sit down my will to live ONE TIME
Mj: I turn around- it's phuckin' gone!?
Mj: I can't figure out where I put the thing.
Spideychelle WIP
She was on her feet, yelling, the controlled, polite speech lost in her bursting anguish for freedom. "Everything is for my own good. Everything! But you aren't telling me the truth. You know why you don't want me to go on this trip? Because of Peter, you just don't like him."
She sucked In her breath, almost sobbing, shocked at herself and yet glad. Her mother had a disapproving look, the Jones family were a happy family, but these days a strange restlessness had come into it.
"No," Michelle's mother admitted. "I don't think Peter is good for you. I don't like your association with him."
Michelle took a breath, all her heart and soul pouring into the next words, "I love Peter, he's my best friend!" And possibly more than that to her.
"His parents are dead," her mother said quietly. "And he lives with his aunt, doesn't he? His uncle is dead as well-"
"His past has nothing to do with how amazing he is!" Michelle cried, pain laced in her voice. "He had nothing to do with the death of his parents, it isn't like he killed them! Why can't you see there isn't anything wrong with-"
"We won't discuss it further." Her mother's voice was now like steel. She stood up. She hesitated, pitying her daughter, and tried to soften it with logic. "Remember, Michelle, every time we've disagreed, it turned out I knew what I was talking about."
But she didn't listen any longer. Michelle turned towards the door and blindly ran to Peter's house, she didn't care what her mother thought, Peter and Ned were her only friends and she wasn't leaving them.
Michelle Jones x Reader WIP
You walked into homecoming, searching for your wonderful girlfriend. 'Wonderful' as in as soon as you made eye contact with her, she gave you a giddy smile and pulled out her middle finger.
Rolling your eyes playfully, you lightly jogged up to Michelle.
"Hey, loser," Stifling a scoff you quickly shot back with your lamest attempt at trash-talking, "You're the loser." Mj raised an eyebrow at your antics. "Hm, alright. But just shut up and leave here with me," You hummed softly, brushing some of her frizzy hair behind her ear.
"Alright… Loser."
Spideychelle WIP
Snuggling into his side, Michelle let out a light sigh of contentment. Peter was safe, he wasn't hurt, and he was by her side… that's all Mj needed, reassurance.
Nothing could even come close to being better than these nights. Wrapped up in each other's arms, warm and relaxed. Nothing was bothering Peter, not even Michelle's little stray hairs that tickled his neck.
It was cliche, soft and sappy, Michelle would never admit it. She never wanted to be one of those clingy couples you see eating each other's faces off in public. Of course, they were still new to the whole PDA thing, especially in public. But her heart couldn't go a full day without seeing his face and that made her worry.
*in the group chat*
Peter: I did a thing
Mj: and that thing is???
Peter:
Ned: Not good.
Ned, running into Mj's room: MJ, HURRY THERE'S A SPIDER!
Mj: THAN KILL IT!
Ned: YOU KILL IT!
Mj: *grabs a shoe a slowly walks into the living room*
Peter, looking up at her: ?
Mj: *Frozen with a shoe in her hand*
Peter, thinking it's some kinda TikTok trend: *takes the shoe*
Ned: SAVE YOURSELVES!
Mj: DON'T LEAVE!!!!
Peter throws a party
mj: ⚒ peter: 😍
Peter & MJ 💕 🕷️
Tom Holland & Zendaya as Peter Parker & Michelle Jones – Spider-Man: Far from Home (2019) dir. Jon Watts
Andrew: ...so a chicken walks into a bar-
deadpool, desperately trying to staunch the blood: SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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[spidey-bros being interviwed]
Reporter: What is your reaction the public arguing whether the youngest spider-man is trans or not?
Tobey: oh for fucks-
Andrew, backing away: nooooo
Peter, grabbing the mic: whO THE FUCK THINKS IM C I S???
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Wade: man Im cold.
Andrew: here use my jacket.
Peter: :O
Peter: h-hey mj, im cold.
Mj, throwing a lighter at him: go wild.
Andrew: why did my last two brain cells have to be a sad one and a dumb one
Tobey: Gee, Andrew, why do you get two brain cells ???
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Peter: wh a t d oe s bdsm s t a n d f or ??? Andrew: Bondag-
Tobey: BIBLE DELICIOUS SUPER MAN.
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Andrew spider-man: *practically annihilates team of super villains single handedly*
Deadpool: there goes and semblance or heterosexuality i had left in me.
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MJ: Do you take constructive criticism?
Peter, already crying: s u re w ha ts u p
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Aunt may, holding up baby trans peter: stinky
Uncle ben: no. dont be mean.
Aunt may, spinning them both around: Stinky bastard man
Uncle ben, distraught: nO.
Tobey, watching the whole thing: Naughty boy, brat bastard.
Peter: I t’ s tr u e, m y cr i me s a re un f or gi v ab le.
Uncle ben: NOOOOO !!