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Michelle: any particular reason your hair is on fire?

Peter: puberty.

Michelle: ah, alright

Karen: Peter, what you're wearing is interfering with you fight-

Peter: RESPECT THE DRIP, KAREN

Michelle using book slang with Peter,

Michelle: Wanna chapter 55?

Peter:

Peter, softly: What?

Michelle: nvm

I can't explain how much I want autistic!Michelle Jones x ADHD!Peter Parker...

Ned: When you first meet someone and it's new and exciting, you know that feeling?

Peter: No. No, see, when I first meet somebody it's mostly panic, anxiety and a great deal of sweating.

Runner up on my ADHD Michelle Jones:

Mj: depression?

Mj: this isn't my depression

Mj: this is just my ADHD.

Mj: Y'know, it makes me forgetful

Mj: I just-

Mj: like, sit down my will to live ONE TIME

Mj: I turn around- it's phuckin' gone!?

Mj: I can't figure out where I put the thing.

Spideychelle WIP

She was on her feet, yelling, the controlled, polite speech lost in her bursting anguish for freedom. "Everything is for my own good. Everything! But you aren't telling me the truth. You know why you don't want me to go on this trip? Because of Peter, you just don't like him." 

She sucked In her breath, almost sobbing, shocked at herself and yet glad. Her mother had a disapproving look, the Jones family were a happy family, but these days a strange restlessness had come into it.

"No," Michelle's mother admitted. "I don't think Peter is good for you. I don't like your association with him."

Michelle took a breath, all her heart and soul pouring into the next words, "I love Peter, he's my best friend!" And possibly more than that to her.

"His parents are dead," her mother said quietly. "And he lives with his aunt, doesn't he? His uncle is dead as well-"

"His past has nothing to do with how amazing he is!" Michelle cried, pain laced in her voice. "He had nothing to do with the death of his parents, it isn't like he killed them! Why can't you see there isn't anything wrong with-"

"We won't discuss it further." Her mother's voice was now like steel. She stood up. She hesitated, pitying her daughter, and tried to soften it with logic. "Remember, Michelle, every time we've disagreed, it turned out I knew what I was talking about."

But she didn't listen any longer. Michelle turned towards the door and blindly ran to Peter's house, she didn't care what her mother thought, Peter and Ned were her only friends and she wasn't leaving them.

EEEEEEE! This was so cute, thank you!

Hello, do you take spideychelle requests? If so, I was wondering if you could write something small where Peter and Mj are willing to try the iconic upside-down kiss™ but while getting in position, Peter accidentally leans forward and softly kisses Mj on the nose... Then maybe Michelle gets flustered because her whole face tickles... Take all the time you need if you are going to write this! Thank you!!!

Hey Darling, I don’t usually write these two but the prompt was too cute to pass up. I hope you like it :3

Summary: After being saved and kissing him as Spider-Man, Mj wants to do the Spider-Man kiss again. But this time with Peter Parker.

Peter landed on the roof in a crouch in his Spider-Man suit and surveyed the city. The teen loved evenings like this, the sun setting in the distance and the temperature slowly cooling. Closing his eyes for a moment the teen took a deep breath before letting his eyes open slowly. "Peter it's almost curfew," Karen said softly. "Tell him I'm on my way Karen," Peter said with a smile. Since being adopted by Tony he'd been given stricter curfews on weekdays. It was Mental Health, School, then Spider-Man. Not that Peter minded. Smiling wider Peter stood and let himself fall back, catching himself with a web at the last second. He swung up with a whoop and waved as he swung past a couple of excited kids.

As he swung home the teen kept his eyes open for any trouble when he saw a teenage girl turn into an alleyway. The teen swung closer to make sure she walked through it okay. He always did this whenever he was out on patrol, if anyone went through an alley way he would watch over them. He wanted people to be safe and get home. This girl was different though, it was his girlfriend Mj. The teen was about to call out to her when a big man stepped out of the shadows, causing Mj to come to an abrupt stop. He towered over her with a twisted smile, knife clearly held in his hand. Mj saw the knife from the corner of her eye and backed away slowly. "Sorry," she said turning to go only for another man go walk towards her, blocking the exit. He too towered over her and had the same twisted grin. He look unarmed but Mj knew he was probably hiding his weapon. "Where you going?" The second man asked. "Are you lost baby girl," the first man said, reaching out to grab her.

Just then the second guy went down with a shout. Mj jumped aside just as Spider-Man swung in and landed a kick on the first guys chest and sending him down. "Are you okay?" Peter asked and Mj simply nodded, the situation and shock finally catching up to her. Peter wasted no time wrapping an arm around her waist and held her close as he shot a web and swung up. Mj let out a scream and wrapped herself around Peter like a koala. She hated swinging through the city it made her feel dizzy and gave her a little motion sickness, but she had to admit she felt much safer right now.

A few minutes later Peter landed at the entrance of an ally near Mj's house and gently set her down. "You okay?" He asked. "I am now, thank you," she smiled. "All in a day’s work," Peter smiled, glad she wasn't hurt. "Peter," Karen said in warning. "I'm coming Karen," the teen said, "sorry Mj I better go." He shot a web onto the fire escape. "Spider-Man wait!" Mj called, watching as he came back and hung in front of her upside down. "What's wrong?" He asked. Mj bit her lip and paused before stepping forward, gently pulling Peters mask off to his nose and cupping his face. "Mj What are you-" He was cut off as lips softly kissed his own. Peter felt butterflies erupt in his stomach and found himself chasing the lips when they pulled away. He felt Mj smile before she pulled away and his eyes fluttered open to see hers do the same. "Thank you," she smiled, both letting out a yell of surprise as the rain suddenly came down. "Always," Peter smiled, watching as Mj ran to her front door. "Peter?" Tony's voice said making him jump. "Sorry Dad, I'm on my way," the teen said hurriedly, pulling his mask down and swinging home with a smile. ~~ The next morning Peter set up snacks and drinks in the living room, his textbooks and homework waiting beside them. "What you doing there kiddo?" Tony asked, slight amusement in his voice. "Just getting ready for mine and Mj's study date," Peter answered with a small smile. With a smile of his own Tony pulled the teen into a hug and kissed the top of his head, Peter melting into the warmth and purring slightly as he nuzzled into his Dad’s chest. The two stood like that for five minutes before FRIDAY reminded Tony he had a meeting to get to. “Okay Fri,” the man smiled before looking at his son, “Okay bug I gotta go, but I’ll be back for lunch okay?” “Okay Dad,” Peter replied, smiling up at him, “love you.” “Love you too bambino,” Tony smiled, kissing his forehead before giving him one last squeeze and heading off.

A few minutes later the elevator pinged and Mj walked in with a smile, Peter smiling when he saw her. “Hey,” he greeted. “Hey,” she greeted, kissing him on the cheek. “You ready to study?” Peter asked. “Sure, but can we try something first?” Mj asked, suddenly feeling a little nervous. “Uh sure,” Peter said, feeling a little nervous himself. “I was wondering if we could try the Spider-Man kiss again. Since my life isn’t in danger now,” she giggled slightly, Peter joining in. “Uh yeah sure,” Peter smiled nervously, “should I get the suit or...” “I’d rather kiss you as Peter Parker,” Mj replied, making the boy blush and stutter about running to get his web shooters.

Once Peter was armed and ready with his web shooters he jumped onto the ceiling and lowered himself on a web. “Hey,” he greeted when he and Mj were eye to eye. “Hey,” she giggled. Peter lowered himself a little more and leaned forehead, only for his lips to land on Mj’s forehead instead of her lips. Mj flushed and gently cupped her hands around Peter’s cheek and head. “These are my lips genius,” she whispered gently pressing their lips together, both smiling into the kiss.

Michelle Jones x Reader WIP

You walked into homecoming, searching for your wonderful girlfriend. 'Wonderful' as in as soon as you made eye contact with her, she gave you a giddy smile and pulled out her middle finger. 

Rolling your eyes playfully, you lightly jogged up to Michelle. 

"Hey, loser," Stifling a scoff you quickly shot back with your lamest attempt at trash-talking, "You're the loser." Mj raised an eyebrow at your antics. "Hm, alright. But just shut up and leave here with me," You hummed softly, brushing some of her frizzy hair behind her ear. 

"Alright… Loser."

Spideychelle Valentines Day Special

Gif not by me

"C'mon dude, just suck it up, walk over to her, and give her the flowers." Ned pestered a flushed Peter. There was no way he could walk over to the most beautiful girl in the world and give her some lame flowers. 

First off, he was nowhere near her cool factor. Secondly, does Mj even like flowers? And third, he was just stalling…

"That's hard, Ned!" He looked between Mj's locker and the exit behind him. "I know… This is just my payback for pushing me to ask Betty out on a date last week," Ned smiled at the thought of his new girlfriend. "That's completely different. Betty likes you, and it's painfully obvious that she'd say yes," 

Ned sighed for what felt like the trillionth time today. "And how was I supposed to know she'd say yes?" Peter stayed quiet for a second before realizing Ned was right.

"See. Now take your chances, it's Friday and most likely the last time you'll see her before Valentine's day," 

Before Peter was given the chance to reply, the bell saved him from being the next drawing in Michelle's crisis sketchbook. 

"Welp, looks like fate said no." Ned protested at Peter's runaway, but he knew that his buddy had spiderman things to do.

~

No one would suspect the one and only Spiderman to have girl troubles. But when you're a huge dork underneath the spandex that-not to mention-has to stay a secret, well, then you're sorta screwed. 

Leave it up to Flash to make Peter believe no one could love his geeky side.

Stumbling on his feet as he swiftly landed on a roof, Peter noticed an oddly familiar figure sitting in the side. He attempted to regain his balance while he made his way over to the entity. 

"Hey," he softly greeted, feet kicking off the edge and looking out at the horizon in front of him. "Hey…, Spidey," It was Michelle. Why would Michelle be here? 

"I- uhh...are you alright?" he asked timidly, still stunned at the sight of Michelle. “No, but that doesn’t matter at the moment,” Sceptical, Peter prepped his next question. “Sure it does, I mean, it should,” Mj just sighed, to her knowledge, spiderman didn’t know her, neither did he care for her feelings. 

“Since when did ‘Spiderman’ care about a teenage girl’s boy troubles,” Well, the answer was never… But he was extremely interested in this particular teenage girl’s love life. “I’ll have you know I’m a teenager myself,” Bad move.

Michelle looked up at him, unbelievingly. “What?” Damn it, Parker, you idiot. “I said… “I’ll have you know I”-” She interrupted his customary ramble. “Woah, woah, woah. Don’t try to cover it up, you said you are a teenager,” 

“Were. I was.” Narrowing her eyes and raising an eyebrow, Mj finally turned to face him. That’s when Peter noticed a bouquet of flowers in her hands. “Flowers?” I guess it was a good thing I didn’t ask her… “You want ‘em?” She motioned the Lillies toward him, mentally begging for him to take them because she had no idea what to do with the flowers later. Probably throw them off the side of this building and cry over how stupid she was to allow herself to even remotely like someone. 

Might as well accept them from her then give them to her… 

Taking the flowers, Peter examined them closely, noticing how perfect they looked, he felt bad. “They were for this boy I’ve liked since eighth grade, but,” her pitch changed to something intriguing, “I saw him around the corner with his best friend holding flowers, pretty certain they were for someone else…” She pressed her lips together into a tight, exaggerated smile.

“How do you know they weren’t for you?” His heart ached at the fact that Michelle liked someone else, but he wasn’t Peter right now. He was your supporting, Friendly Neighbourhood Spiderman. “I’m not sure why they would be for me…” Now, it hurt him that Michelle liked someone else, but what hurt him even more was the fact that she thought there was no reason for someone to like her back. 

His masked eyes narrowed into slits. “There’s plenty of reasons!” Michelle raised another eyebrow at the spider. “You barely know me?” Spiderman doesn't but Peter does. “I know enough by just talking on this roof that there’s a massive list of amazing things about you hidden somewhere in someone’s pocket,” Stifling a laugh, Mj regained herself to quip back at Peter. “If so, then that’s creepy,” 

Peter didn’t fail to notice how he already made her laugh, at least he could make her happy. It was silent for a moment before Michelle said something that instantly stuck with him. 

“His name is Peter,” Peter… Like, me Peter, or a different Peter? “I- What?” To his dismay, Peter’s voice just kept getting higher, it was bound for something he didn’t mean to say to come out. “Like, Peter…?” “Parker…?” She finished his sentence in the same stupid pitch as he started it, clearly mocking him. “What? Do you know him?” That’s when her panic started to settle in. “If you do, don’t tell him! God, that would be so embarrassing…” 

Inside the suit, there were alarms going off in his flushed pink head. She liked him, him. Peter had to clear his throat before he answered, he was so thankful Michelle couldn’t see his face right now. “I don’t know… a Peter,” Michelle hummed.

“What makes you think he wouldn’t like you though…?” I thought it was painfully obvious… “I don’t think there’s much to like about me… I’m a huge dick to everyone, especially him. Which sucks, because whenever I try to have a normal conversation with him I end up acting like a Jerk. it’s not like I try to, I don’t wanna hurt him,” She rambled, her hands flailing around. “Maybe… He likes it,” I do, and I think it’s even cuter because you’re trying to be nice. “Highly doubt it,”

He wanted to hug her close. To be able to let her know that he loves everything about her. From her frizzy brown hair to her jerky insights, everything Michelle did made his heart flutter and it certainly is one of the best feelings out there. (One of the first being the butterflies she gives him)

“Do you ever plan on telling him?” Mj took a deep breath, the many thoughts of what his reaction would be running through her head. “No… I don’t think I will,”

“Well, then you’d never know,”

“I do know, and the answer would be no,”

Her answer was so confident it pained him. “I oughta get going now,” The spider looked up to see Michelle picking herself up off the ground. “Thanks again, give the flowers to someone nice, or keep ‘em, I couldn’t care less,” She gave a small wave and opened the door from the roof to the inside of the building. 

“Bye, Spidey,” 

Spideychelle Valentines day WIP #2

This one's really short

"HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!" Peter ran up to Michelle on the sidewalk. She was currently walking to school, today had been an occasion of shitty events... It was only 7:20.

First, she wakes up late to an empty house, no clean T-shirts and no butter left. Because she woke up late, she was then late for the bus which was supposed to take her to the drug store to get Peter something. But now, Mj had no time and had to get to school.

I guess the Spiderman drawing she made him would have to do justice till she got to the store.

So, with the painfully uneventful day, that one little hug from behind lit up her path and she was so glad.

Peter kissed her cheek hesitantly. It was their first valentines day after dating for a couple of months, he didn't want to make her uncomfortable.

Soon they were walking on the same path. "Happy Valentine's day," Michelle took his hand in hers gently, her thumb running over his knuckles impulsively. That always gave him little butterflies.

"I got you something," he smiled at her as they walked. Gosh, Peter's such a sap it sweetly sickened her. "I got you something too... Well, made something, really," Michelle was scared he'd like something that he could use... Or, I guess, eat...

"You made me something?" Peter jumped up in excitement, definitely not the reaction Michelle was expecting but it made all her worries about the gift go away.

"Uh- yeah, it's just a drawing," She shrugged, not thinking it was that big of a deal. "It's of you, well, as spiderman but your mask is off," Peter gripped her hand tighter. "Why is my mask off?" His soft voice soft arrows through Mj's heart. "I like your face better," She just smiled awkwardly at him.

Neither of them have been with someone for Valentine's day, so, it was cute watching Peter blush at her sudden comments.

"I was going to get you something else, but I missed the bus this morning..." They inched closer together instinctively. "I think it's better when you make me something," Peter looked down, attempting to hide his bright cheeks. Michelle simply hummed, acknowledging that what she did was a good idea but not trying to make the celebration of making Peter happy in her head come out.

It was only 7:40, but this had definitely been the best day with him yet.

Spideychelle WIP

Snuggling into his side, Michelle let out a light sigh of contentment. Peter was safe, he wasn't hurt, and he was by her side… that's all Mj needed, reassurance. 

Nothing could even come close to being better than these nights. Wrapped up in each other's arms, warm and relaxed. Nothing was bothering Peter, not even Michelle's little stray hairs that tickled his neck. 

It was cliche, soft and sappy, Michelle would never admit it. She never wanted to be one of those clingy couples you see eating each other's faces off in public. Of course, they were still new to the whole PDA thing, especially in public. But her heart couldn't go a full day without seeing his face and that made her worry. 

Peter: Don't you care?

Mj: I can't afford to.

Credit: @write-it-motherfuckers

Tony: JESUS PETER, WE SENT YOU TO GET MCDONALDS AND NOW YOU'RE IN NEED OF A MAJOR SURGERY!!?? WHAT HAPPENED?!!

Peter, in a hospital bed: I was Mc-hit by a Subaru.

Tony:

Tony: Don't do the surgery.

Ned, running into Mj's room: MJ, HURRY THERE'S A SPIDER!

Mj: THAN KILL IT!

Ned: YOU KILL IT!

Mj: *grabs a shoe a slowly walks into the living room*

Peter, looking up at her: ?

Mj: *Frozen with a shoe in her hand*

Peter, thinking it's some kinda TikTok trend: *takes the shoe*

Ned: SAVE YOURSELVES!

Mj: DON'T LEAVE!!!!

Mj: Are you trying to tell me something?

Peter, placing down their dinner: What?

Mj: I wasn't going to say anything but this is the third night in a row that we had salad.

Mj: Am I not skinny enough for you or something?!

Peter: OH MY GOD- NO MJ, I SWEAR THATS NOT IT-

Mj: Then what is it?

Peter:

Mj: !??

Peter: I have five gallons of salad dressing.

Mj:

Mj: What the fuck-