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Cats cats cats and more cats
Concepts of tabaxi barbarian from Chult, who's great-auncle (my once an archfey warlock Caramel) became an archfey and gifted their descendants with some fey magic as a treat. And for shits and giggles too. But they are especialy found of their's older sister's grandkid.
And later realization of what said archfey great-auncle is paralleling so much things from my khajiit HoK, Muraba. I love some butterfly themed madcats….
I'm the funniest person alive
It's a silver blade :))
I am so very drunk so I shall talk about what my Player Chatacters on each elder scrolls fear the most, coherency not promised:
Arena, Crowe: being betrayed; thus fucker is so loyal to a fault that betrayal is not even something that crosses his mind, he's a little stupid like that but I love him anyway. But yeah, he will never suspect someone he loves of betraying him or becoming evil so he takes a long time to yet used to the idea that perhaps uriel septim was not as good a man as he once thought
Daggerfall, Do'Karask: being seen as weak; being the onky Khajiit in a group of humans had a lot of downsides, loyalty to the empire aside, there was always a set of expectations for her, and she learnt to deal with them in her own ways, these usually leaving her by herself. A few things change after she becomes the agent of daggerfall but that fear of being weak haunts her
Morrowind, Nirarm: fear of being loved/fear of trusting people/fear of her own past; she's so full of trauma you could shake her and it would fall out her pockets, she failed q lot of people that loved her in the past and she doesn't know how 5o make up for it. If they are not loved they cannot fail others, but she can fail all they like, it's the thought of failing others thqt devastates them.
Oblivion, Delvoc: fear of the undead, fear of trusting people, fear of finding a home and losing in; I got scared by the first zombie you fight I Oblivion, so I passed that fear onto Delvoc, so they're scared shitless when fighting zombies. The trust thing comes from his past but is a normal fear for main characters, ig. Hes originally from Wayrest, so they were affected by the Warp in the West, including loosing friends and a few towns he thought he knew. They kinda prohect thay fear of losing home onto Martin because they're a dumbass who fell in love 2ith the one doomed by the narrative
Skyrim, Vi'yathi: fear of prophecy, and never being enough; they join in with everything the can, simply because they are tired of being left out and now knowing what us going on, they do their damn3sy to make sure thqt every time something big happens, they are there, they are watching. Too much of tamriel has past by without their knowing, and if they hear one person mention the dragonbirm prophecy they'll loose their shit. An oracle/wise woman once told them they'd bring great change and ruin to tamriel, and they've never really forgotten it.
Elder Scrolls Madlibs pt.3
She woke up at 3 a.m, stagnating and sweating tequila, remembering the awesome end of her best friend she might have had cygnets for. It slurped to remember.
She cynically sat up on the bed and became aware of a debugged, hooded figure in the room. She saw a guy wearing a suit, looking creepy and full of cold beer.
With a noble smile on his face, he started “You deduce rather gaily for a killer... That’s CAPITAL, lass! You’ll need a clear magnetic field for what I’m about to cook up.”
The Bosmer is as loud as Ariel on her first 3 days as a human.
“You prefer drugs, then? As do I, dear child, as do I. Good, now that I got your number, let me fight myself...I am Lucien Lachance, speaker for the death-eaters brotherhood and YOU...”, he pointed abruptly at her “are a FISH!... The dweeb mother has been watching you. Observing as you dab without grocery or remorse. The dweeb mother is most pleased!... That is why I vent here before you; I come with a guide, an i-phone to join our rather hedonistic family...
Sheography of Sheogorath pt.1: Jigsaw‘s (ex) Yogurt alter-ego
Here is the 1st part of my google-Translate Sheogorath Bio.This was made with parts of different attempts.
Yogurt is a crazy and crazy prince, his reasons are almost unknown.
Sheogorath's parents are ignorant and their goals are unknown. The land has forgotten the golden island of evil that holds the holy woman in awe.
One of the keynote speakers was about religious discrimination in Denmark. They always look like fun people and the land is beautiful.
Seogorath is known as the "opening of Peace" in the world, born of crime in the heart of Lorkhan. but there are other suggestions that Zigguratgu and the elders of his house are spending money in the spring. Most important, in addition to the unstable period, it also caused his anger: in the late 15th century the protagonist was very good, Kwacha opposed Gigaragu and the two broke up.
Other sources make it clear that George was a prince of Jordan, and that Daddrick's princes fought against the islands of Grimara and Shing and accused him of being a fool for the rest of his life. By the end of third grade, the two princes had parted ways and successfully challenged the heroic instructor, Jigsaw.
HOK! Sheogorath is mad at Jyggalag. Haskill helps him get his message across.
(Thnx to Lazy voice finder https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/82482/ )
Akatosh vs Mad Tea party
The scene in MARY POPPINS where they visit uncle Albert.
Except it’s Akatosh with HOK (or Dragonborn) and Martin and Bert and Uncle Albert are Sam Guevene and Uncle Sheo.
Akatosh does not approve.
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SHEO and SANGUINE: We love to laugh, loud and long and clear! We love to laugh so everybody can hear!
HOK+ MARTIN: YAY! SO DOPE! WE LOVE TO LAUGH! Let’s laugh ourselves flying! Let’s get as high as these guys are!
Akatosh: Oh no U don’t >:(
I wonna draw my character from oblivion. So cute standing like that <3
SURPRISE
He didn't even allowed me to speak to him :(
"Holy shit, I'm gonna be the main course..."
*falls from idk a big rock* oof ouch hey guys here’s my fucking uhhhh HoK (Astria Stormcaller, she/her nord) as sheogorath. she’s got a beard bc idk he always has one and it looks weird without it
pretty. nuetral in mania/dementia matters she just rocks around you know. treats haskill wonderfully i won’t stand for any mistreatment of m’boy
the irony of the hero of kvatch, in this case, also historically being an assassin is not lost on martin
He was born in morrowind, but he was unfortunately a Argonian…..
thank you to anonymous for the suggestion!
He once planned on killing Uriel for doing nothing to help his people against the dark elves, but after he gave him a second chance in life before he got assassinated. He chose to take the mantle of a knight and swore to protect the people since that day
for the sake of this poll, "morally heroic" refers to "traditional" heroic values like refusing to steal, refusing to murder, helping people for free, and so forth. thank you to anonymous for the suggestion!
Chaotic creatures and Haskill!