Chris Was On Overload. First, Florals For Mens Winter Swimwear. That Could Take Two Years To Unwind.

Chris was on overload. First, florals for men’s winter swimwear. That could take two years to unwind. Second, no one was at the beach. Like no one. Vacancy always problematic. Third.....well, he couldn’t remember. That’s when Brad interjected & said Chris should consider auditioning 4 headache commercials.

Brad was pissed. Two hours wondering around in a corn field and he still couldn’t find his jacket. Chris’ “TOF luck” jokes certainly weren’t helping. It did help Brad was wearing uderwear. When this was over, he’d write Tom a thank you letter. Chivalry was far from over.

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The thought of Santa Clarita made his blood boil. If Chris ever ran into Drew Barrymore, he’d give her a piece of his mind.

Chris snapped this selfie and text Brad who was still in the front room with the Craig’s List people. “Did I go the bathroom with all these tattoos?”

Brad repied. “Y speedo n shower?”

Chris cringed. Both of them loathed redundancy. Did Brad ask that already?

Unlike Chris, Brad held no beef with Drew. Brad couldn’t see how anyone could criticize someone who started eating cocaine at the age of 11.

Just then, Drew began to waiver in and out of Chris’ mind for the first time. How’d she get in there? Then out?

This after after party he and Brad were hosting was weirder than usual. Drew was a real person.

Brad dried in cold and washed with lint.

Something was up. Chris just knew these things.

Chris sure liked these néw tiny coffees. Boy did they go by fast tho.

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